>Go to http://randompokemon.com
>Generate 3 random pokemon
>You now have to play Fuck, Marry, Kill with your given 3.Fuck Pignite, Marry Koffing, Kill Numel
>>31512454
>Bruxish, Meganectric and UnownFuck Bruxish blowjob included, Marry Unown and kill Meganectric
>>31512454
>Vespiqueen
>Ambipom
>CacturneFuck the Bee, adopt the monkey, kill the cactus
Kill nuzleaf
Fuck delphox
Marry magnezone
oh boy
>Buizel
>Serperior
>Pheromosa
kill Buizel, fuck the space roach and marry snek
kill snover, stick kakuna up my ass and marry meganium
>Fuck
Gastly for that ghost blowjob.
>Marry
Masquerain.
>Kill
Gliscor.
Fuck bird, marry uxie, and kill magnet.
>>31512454
>Fuck Golisopod
>Marry Manectric-M
>Kill CutieflyI don't think sex or a relationship with something of Cutiefly's size would work out too well.
>>31512454
>Toxicroak
>Machamp
>HeracrossThreesome with Toxicroak and Machamp, marry Machamp, kill Heracross.
Fuck Delcatty
Marry Mareanie
Kill (eat) Exeggcute
>>31512454
Fuck Pampour
Kill Kingler. It´s a bro but I don´t know where insert the penis.
Marry Mega Fug and conquer the world
>>31512454
>Klinklang
>Manaphy
>Xatu
Fuck Manaphy, kill Klinklang, marry Xatu
>Fuck vileplume
>Marry Lurantis
>Kill cranidos
>>31512454
Pretty obvious choices. Kill Gallade, fuck Blissey, and marry Lopunny and fuck HER every night.
>>31512454
>Fuck Furret
>Marry Espeon, and fuck it every night.
>Idk how to kill a ghost, but...
Fuck: lileep. Marry: salamence. Kill: Shedinja.
Fuck noivern, marry linoone, and kill oshawottbecause I don't fuck or marry things that look like toddlers
>fuck Tangela
>marry Slaking
>kill Pheromosa
>>31512454
>fuck mawile
>marry incineroar
>kill bisharp
>fuck Exeggutor
>marry Giratina
>kill Toxapex
>Kill jumpluff
>Marry regirockevolvecosmoemso i can fuck lunala
>Lotad, Psyduck, Petilil
uh, can I abstain?
>>31514413
>Herdier, Patrat, Seadea
I can feel your pain
Holy fug guys what do I do?
Marry Glaceon, Fuck Brionne, Kill Slugma
Serperior
Floatzel
PichuKill the mouse, sword fight with Floatzel, Marry the green noodle
What do with Ditto?
I love myself, but I'm not gay.
Nevermind I'll have Ditto turn into a cute girl that works right
>>31512454
>Oshawott, Mega Rayquaza, Beeheeyeem
Marry Beheyeem, Fug fug, Kill Oshawott
>Kyurem-White, Dragonite, and Drifloon
Pop the balloon, bone Barney, marry the abomination
Fuck Rapidash
Marry Infernape
Kill Phanpy
From left to right:
Marry Fuck Kill
>Chikorita, Heatmor, Vileplume
Fuck Vileplume, marry Chikorita, kill Heatmor
>Vespiquen
Kill
>Lilligant
Fuck
>Duskull
Marry
>>31515353
Kill Lopunny, marry Vulpix, fuck Shinx.
kill Tyrogue, marry Heatran, fuck Hakamo-o
>>31515353
Fug Vulpix, Marry Lopunny, Kill Shinx.
>>31516208
>marrying the furry
Shit taste of the highest degree.
>>31516227
vulpix and shinx are also furries imo
>>31512454
>Fuck
Sentret
>Marry
Beautifly
>Kill
Crobat
I don't want to play this game..
>>31516513
At least Weezing has holes, what the hell do I do.
Help, I keep getting pokemon that I want to both marry and fuck, leaving one I don't know what to do with
>>31516546
Larvitar has tit-holes, pretty lewd
I got
Dartrix/ Salamence-Mega/ JumpluffFug Jumpluff(bet it makes wonderful sounds), Marry Salamence, kill emo owl
>fuck sableye-m
>marry swadloon
>kill bibarrel
>>31516546
you have to kill slakoth. It's the only way. If you fuck it and marry someone else it will evolve into a vigaroth and murder you out of jealousy. If you marry it it will eventually evolve into a tumblr and check your privilege.
fuck Mega Pidgeot
marry Zangoose
mercy kill Litten
Marry Mismagius
Fuck Sylveon in perpetuity because I can't fuck ghost waifu
Kill M.Sableye and steal its massive gem to fund a lavish lifestyle for the three of us.
>Mega Garchomp, Victreebel, Vileplume
Fuck Mega Garchomp, marry Vileplume, kill Victreebel.
As an aside, there is now an actual card game of the general concept under the name "Bed, Wed, Dead".
Kill Spewpa
Fuck Lairon
Marry Reshiram
I got Latios-Mega (marry), Guzzlord (kill), and Gothita (fuck). It was actually a tough choice if I should fuck Guzzlord and kill Gothita just because it could probably get pretty kinky fucking Guzzlord
Marry Milotic, fuck Volcarona, kill Timburr
>>31517422
RESHIRAAAAAAM
>>31517481
Patrician taste