>Wingull >win >it never wins Why did gamefreak name

>Wishiwashi
>Doesn't wash anything
What did GF mean by this

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>called golduck
>is a kappa

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>yanmega
>mega
>not a mega evolution

what did gf mean by this

>>31498720
wings you fktard

>>31498745
This thing washes your entire team if you dont respect it

>>31498755
Since when Golduck is a kappa? i doesnt even piss water out of its head.

>>31498811
And you are just a faggot in general

>>31498885
>he's taking it seriously

>>31498885
>4chan faggot
This is one

>>31498885
>that kid
>he grew up
what did he mean by this

>Nihilego
>isn't intelligent and nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

>Charmander
>charm
>doesn't learn Charm

Why did gamefreak name it like this?

>>31499176
>charmander
>charm
>not very charming at all

>Venusaur
>Venus
>not a planet

Why did gamefreak name it like this?

>galvantula
>van
>has nothing to do with a van

>grumpig
>always smiling

>Ninetales
>Nine tales
>Doesn't tell a single tale

>Spearow
>spear
>doesn't throw spears

Why did gamefreak name it like this?

>>31499283

>galvantula
>ant
>not an ant

>celesteela
>eel
>not an eel

Gamefreak doesn't know their animals at all.

>Rowlet
>row
>doesn't have oars

Why did gamefreak name it like this?

>>31499029
>He

>Psyduck
>Psy
>has nothing to do with Gangnam style

>Squirtle
Not a squirrel

>Regigigas
>Gas
>Not a Nazi
What were they thinking? What do they mean?

>>31499479
>klink
>link
>not made of chains

>Lurantis
>ant
>not an ant

why

>Pineco
>Not a company that sells pine furniture

>wartortle
>wart
>not covered in warts

>Onix
>onyx
>is gray

>Nidoran
>ran
>base speed: 50 (m)/41 (f)

What could it mean?

>Crabominable
>abo
>not native to Australia

>gloom
>loom
>not based on a loom

>victreebel
>tree
>>not even close to a tree

>Porygon
>non-porous skin

What fuk mantendo?

>Oddish
>dish
>not made of dishes

Why did gamefreak name it like this?

>tentacool
>cool
>not cool at all

>Steelix
>eel
>Kind of like an eel but actually weak to Water

What did Game Freak mean by this?

>geodude
>dude
>50% female

What did gamefreak mean by this?

>>31499079
It represents Nihil as in nothingness itself since it has no agency, not a behavior influenced from the nothingness of the universe.

>>31500000

>>31500687
This guy

>durant
>uran
>is not electric/poison typ made of uranium

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>muk
>uk
>isn't composed of discarded beef wellington and earl gray

>magneton
>ton
>doesn't weigh a ton

>golurk
>go lurk
>not a lurking neckbeard on /vp/

>haxorus
>haxor
>isn't a cheating video game player
What the hell Masuda

>Siivally
>Doesn't have high-quality rips

>>31500826
You don't know what's in those memories, man

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>>31499224
did I fix it?

>mareep
>mare
>not a horse

>>31500986
>Implying sheep are not horses

>Moltres
>molt
>doesn't even have feathers

what is the point of these pretending to be retarded threads

>>31501108
>pretending

Joke's on you, we're actually retarded.

>>31501108
>Anonymous
>mous
>not a mouse just a faggot

>>31501108
>anon
>non
>is not a non-faggot

>Hariyama
>yam
>isn't a yam

>Arceus
>arce
>Actually is kind of an ass in canon

wow GF actually did something right

>Ribombee
>bomb
>Doesn't learn Explosion

>Toxapex
>Tox
>Talk
>It doesn't talk

>Nidoqueen
>Doesn't knit

>Accelgor
>There's no gore porn of it

>>31500779
At least they got the weight right with Golurk.

>>31503640
kek

>Durant
>Durant
>Doesn't play Basketball

>Pyukumuku
>muk
>Not related to the Muk line

>Magikarp
>karp
>They spelled carp wrong

>Abra
>A bra
>75% male and no tits on the females

Gamefreak pls respond

>sharpedo
>harp
>doesn't have strings

>cofagrigus
>only comes in two genders

>electabuzz
>elect
>not a politician

>kyogre
>ogre
>no layers

>electabuzz
>buzz
>doesn't learn bug buzz

>magmar
>mar
>isn't from Mars

>jynx
>isn't a teen titans character

>ludicolo
>dic
>not at all affiliated with dic entertainment™

who does these things

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>>31498720
>tfw the Wingull/Pelipper line is unironically my favorite Pokemon.

>Rapidash
>Can't learn wrap

>Tyrogue
>Tyr
>Tire
>Doesn't have wheels

>>31499312
This one actually oodles my noodles

>>31500061
>wartortle
>can evolve with 0 war experience

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>lilfella
>fell
>is standing up

>Stingulor
>lor
>has nothing in the way of backstory

>>31505999
>Rapidash
>rap
>isn't black

>>31506672
It is lit tho

>Slaking
>ing
>He does nothing

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>>31501175
>>31501153
>>31501152


Please, whatever God is out there, don't shut down /vp/. This made my fucking night.

Never change.

>pokemon
>didn't poke them

>>31506777
Trips of Truth.
/vp/ stays.

>Delphox
>Not using a Dell computer

>toucannon
>annon
>isn't a faggot

>braviary
>bra
>100% male
>aviary
>flies freely

>staraptor
>rap
>isn't a rapper

>eelectross
>tross
>isn't an albatross

>>31506942
>toucannon
>annon
>isn't a faggot

It's horn is literally the bisexual flag. Toucannon is extremely gay and there's nothing you can do about it.

>delphox
>ox
>is a fox not an ox

Was this made to please zodiacfags

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>>31505688
absurdly shit taste

>Charmeleon
>Empoleon
>Finneon
>Lumineon
>all have Eon
>not Eeveelutions

>called mewtwo
>never mews at twos

Fucking nips

>>31506977
You're the reason toucannon is angry

>>31500098
>Crabominable
>able
>Isn't able

Plz gamefreak, you were so close

>>31506977
>horn
>isn't a rhydon

>Pikachu
>Ika
>isn't a squid girl

>Pichu
>Ichu
>Icu
>IKU Z