Are there any other pokemon here that sometimes feel inferior

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i just witnessed the humie consuming a bowl of salad. am i the next one one the menu?

Are there any fags that are inferior to a piece of shit?

t.OP

>>31486956
I don't watch the ashnime but
THAT PICTURE IS HEARTBREAKING!!!!
please provide context.

>>31486989
its a metaphor

>>31486989
Is this a cringe thread?

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my trainer is constantly covered in layers of cloth, sometimes he goes into a strange locked room and returns covered in cloth of a different color

i've tried removing the layers but he becomes flustered and returns me to my pokeball

what is the human hiding under all those layers of fabric?

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>>31487201
Something just marvelous my dear

>>31486989
Braxian broke its stick. It ends up not wanting a replacement and somebody just ties it back together for it. Not before it manages to use a flamethrower attack with the broken stick though.

>>31487323
that's cute

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>>31486956
I'd rather not think about it too much

>>31486989
iirc Braixen broke her stick and goes into depression mode. James helps her get over it and teaches her how to use Flamethrower.

>>31487469
Yeah this episode was memorable for me because James was badically a good guy the whole thing.

>>31487320
w-what?

>>31487490
james is always a good guy

>>31487083
>roleplay thread
It was a cringe thread from the start

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>>31487201
Humans are very soft, this skin of theirs can be cut or damaged very easily. They use that as protection against the weather or attacks. To strip him is to put him in a venerable position. They remove it only to change or when intimating with their mates.

>>31487557
You want cringe?
>>>/trash/7353085

>>31488022
I don't even understand what most of them are saying.

>>31488523
Apparently there's a duo that had a kid and Jirachi got abused for wishes.

shit's all kinda clusterfuck and I want it to die.

>>31488523
I think they are just avatarfagging/rollplaying by the looks of it.

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My human can't even swim, or climb, or even move tiny bushes out of the way! Dumb bitch needs me to get anywhere. If I could get a more competent trainer, MAYBE I'd feel inferior -- pretty hard to feel inferior to a scrawny chick.

any psychicfags in the Jubilife area? if anyone wants to trade trainers, hit me up

>>31488523
>>31488540
thats because they have like 30 threads of roleplay, characters, characterbuilding and Lore and plot before that one
I am surprised that a thread like that has been able to go on for that long on anywhere 4chan

>>31488553
/trash/ is apparently a fucking haven for this sort of autism.

I'm looking through the archives and they got spammed a few times and they just kept on trucking.

It's kinda impressive

>>31488022
Looks pretty fun actually. I'm gonna join in.

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>>31488022
only thing that's cringe here is you, fag.

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>>31488022
I feed on autism, it nurtures me, enriches me.

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>>31488576
And down goes another one

>>31488611
jokes on you i participate already

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Master and his friend evolved me by accident, and ever since, things have become... difficult.

My defenses have dropped to the level they were at my base form, and the Eviolite won't raise them anymore. My speed and special attack are higher, but I don't have a grasp on how to use this power properly. I can't stop shaking, and when it gets bad, it's almost like a seizure. A painfull seizure. At times I'll start to stut-stut-stut- I can't talk right. Master and the rest of the team keep avoiding me, and I'm seriously worried they might replace me with someone less glitchy. What should I do?

>>31487526
for you

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>>31488684
you could kill your trainer?

>>31489087
ment for>>31488933


(just fuck my shit up)

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my trainer forced me to learn nothing but splash

>>31489404
How's it feel being injected?

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>>31487201
you must find out what he is hiding and tell us, I've always wondered what my human is hiding under his rags too

>>31487201
Does he smell like death? There might be a dead Raticate in there.

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i try to warn my trainer about all these horrible things happening around him, but all he does is stuffing his face into my neckbeard and groping my everywhere. did i do solething wrong

>>31490005
...do you like the groping?

If not, get out and find a new trainer.

>>31490005
Maybe he's too reclusive to care about larger-scale disasters. Focus on stuff that specifically affects him, like identity theft.

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>>31489528
have you made any progress? that infernal ball is keeping me from doing anything

>>31489592
he smells nice

>>31490280
Maybe he's just caking on the cologne.

>>31490188
it's not bad, but we should be going somewhere instead of playing

>>31490506
What's happening?

I get the feeling mods are gonna go nuclear on this thread soon, perhaps that /trash/ one is a good place for this

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Excuse me, But, I'm a pokemon who's sexually attracted to humans. I've been looking up pokephilia porn lately and I'm starting to accept that pokemon no longer attractive. Have this ever happen to you?

>>31490562
embrace it

>>31490562
Commit sudoku you filthy humanfucker.

>>31486956
GUYS I TOOK A SHIT ON MY TRAINER'S CAR AND NOW HE'S MAD AT ME WHAT DO I DO?

>>31490534
nothing special, but aside from going through my fluff for the last 15 hours, there are other things to do

mods seem to get hesitant deleting rp threads

>>31490562
No, but at least you won't find difficulty in finding a partner. :^)

>>31490602
Why?

>>31490602
take a trainer on your shit's car

>>31490562
Take a look at the laws in your area and see if pokephilia is legal. If it is and you've got a trainer down with it you're good to go. Otherwise... good luck mate.
>>31490602
...not take a dump on your trainer's car?
why did you do it in the first place?
>>31490644
I know, I'm asking what disaster are you trying to warn him about?

>>31490659
>>31490660
>>31490679
I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS HIS I SWEAR. EVER SINCE I DID THAT THIS WEIRD BUG THAT MASTER RECENTLY ADDED TO OUR TEAM HAS BEEN GLARING AT ME, I THINK IT WANTS ME TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM.

>>31490730
THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY YOU TOOK A DUMP ON A FUCKING CAR

APOLOGIZE YA FUKKIN MONG

>>31490534
The trash one is basically this, just with more autism and more dedicated to RP than just pretending to post on a pokemon version 4chan
if you want to join feel free, we currently have like 15 people doing like 30 different characters and some more diversity in posting styles since it is getting easy to tell who is who

>>31490679
>disaster
people getting mauled by rabid pokemon en masse, but he does only care about cuddles

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>>31490768
I know, I'm from there

>>31490801
...uh
huh

I don't know what you could do about that to be honest, other than get warnings out over the internet.

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>>31490801
I'll take your place hon if you don't like the cuddles

>>31490801
Lock his doors on judgment day or something, I dunno.

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>>31490759
I REALLY HAD TO GO OKAY. I'M GOING TO GO APOLOGIZE TO HIM RIGH-

>>31490821
those are still my cuddles.
go look somewhere else

>>31490871
...are you okay?

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>tfw people fucking hate you for eating some Corsola even though Pokemon eat other Pokemon all the time
What's so fucking special about Corsola (besides being delicious) anyway?

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>>31490889
Maybe we could share cuddles?

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>>31490981
Humans will protect what they find cute. That being said, driving Corsola into the abyss of extinction is not good.

>>31491099
>driving Corsola into the abyss of extinction is not good.
Oh yeah cause coral bleaching is total our fault right? Humans are just as guilty for killing Corsola as we are, if not more so. I mean do you really think we'd purposefully try and eliminate our main food-source?

ITT: Autism

Kill yourselves

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>>31490981
Hey, you dont mind if I stop over for dinner later do you?

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>>31491097
Go find some other fluffy pokemon to sate your lust ya fukkin aphrodisiac-loaded overgrown lizard.

>>31491097
Don't you have plenty of little boys to cuddle at your home?

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>>31491177
Humans are the ultimate cuddle toy though
>>31491159
That's a lot coming from an overgrown stabcat

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>>31491158
If you think you can handle it, go ahead tuts. Don't go damaging that precious throat of yours now.

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>>31491136
Weeell, both are equalily bad. Humans can be really dumb and the simply truth is that they think corsola is cute and that you are ugly.

>>31491202Salazzles take it too far...

>>31491202
Make a Craigslist ad or something. Surely you have better options than soliciting on an imageboard?

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>>31491202
I was about to reconsider threatening you but then I remembered I'm immune to poison, which means your pheromones have no effect one me.

So I'm gonna show you a fucking overgrown stabcat.

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>>31491261
You're no fun
>>31491267
Honey I don't want to fight you I'm just playing around

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>>31491291
...fine, I won't stab you far too many times for there to be any hope of recovering.

...I think I've got anger issues, anyone know a pokemon psychologist?

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>>31491312
Hello there, people call me the pokemon doctor so I am sure I could help out.
Now first question.
Are you a boy or a girl?

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>>31491368
...oh it's you

I'm male.

God damnit not this fukkin guy

>>31491312
>>31491267
>>31491159
Come back to /trash/ Em

>>31491394
I can duel RP if I want and you can't stop me!

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>>31491389
Alright good so far.
Now what is your name?

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>>31491413
...Reider

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>>31491433
Alright Reider, next question is going to be a bit odd.
Have you ever had any sexual thoughts or a relationship with your mother?

>>31491433
Did you change color?

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>>31491477
Oh this should be good

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>>31491477
No. Never.

>>31491507
No I just died inside, happens a lot, then I come back.

>>31491539
Maybe you should bring up your color changing with your doctor.

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How the fuck do I get out of this bag?

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>>31491539
Hmm sounds like a rather serious case of being in denial.
I should call my colleague, he's quite marvelous with cases as severe as yours.

>>31491566
Try using Splash until you escape.

>>31491590
...talking in a mirror won't help anyone, mate

>>31491566
>knows Teleport
>doesn't think of using it to get out of the bag
Do you have brain problems?

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>>31491629
Hmm,
>puff puff.
I'm sorry friend.
But it looks like were gotta put you away, not a sensible word coming from you.
Don't worry about it, you won't hurt anymore after the procedure.

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>>31491674
You're talking to me over the internet you old coot, you don't even know where I am.

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>>31491700
Of course lad, this is all online.
Your not in a room with me right now.
Its all just a happy time cruising on the internet.

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>>31491727
Put yourself in that straitjacket if you like, I'm gonna go get some dinner.

Also, you do realize I'm a zangoose, so putting me in that suit is just a fun way to lose the damn thing right?

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>>31491764
Yes child.
You are just that.
>wipes away a tear.
Oh its the heavy ones that always make me tear up.
Just step through that door sport, all the pain will go away at the end of it.

>>31491810
(boi I got dubs you're the crazy one)

Is this a rp thread now?

>>31491836
it was from the very start

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Two dicks

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>yfw you can just subsist on pokepuffs and powdered iron
Who /lowmaintenance/ here?

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>>31492882
I grew from the steel within a steel mill. I don't understand dicks.

>>31493105
>can't fap
What a pitiful life yours must be.

>>31490871

Wow, awesome picture. Is that from new Pokemon Adventures content?

>>31490902

252 Atk Pheromosa High Jump Kick vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Aggron: 412-492 (119.7 - 143%) -- guaranteed OHKO

No, it is not ok.

>>31493131
I don't feel that bad about what you said. After all, I'm a /lowmaintenance/ Pokemon.

>>31493209
What's the point of not needing a lot to live if you have nothing to live for, anyway?

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>>31493288
I gear up with other Klinks.
My boss is obsessed with us gears.

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My trainer keeps using me to catch female humans and says he "trains" them.. After a while, they just vanish into thin air.. I asked him what happens and he said he just sent them away.. Did he put them in the PC?

>>31493520
Call the police and avoid contact with your trainer.

>>31487201
What are you hiding under all those layers of autism?

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>>31494109
>hating fun

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>>31490679
Thank you guys! Oh! Sorry! Excuse my for being newd! I had a wonderful time with my human boyfriend!

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>>31494232
Hehe i see grass noodle

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>>31486989
>using the word ashime
I'm glad I lost intrested in this board so I can get away from buzzers like you.

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>>31487557
And your still posting on a dead board.

>>31494232
IF that happened then I am a Mythical

>>31488542
I do love avatarfagging.

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>>31491368
dude, what the hell is a boy or gurl, or whatever you called