/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

First for krokodile shots

Second for WW3 over Pokémon.

third for the bird is the word

4th for literally dead game.

Fifth for >>31451077

HAHAHAHA

>>31451178

Hanke is going to fly first class to that anon's house and laugh in his face.

Am I banned?

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maybe they should rename the game Pokemon Go Do Something Else

>>31451221
why yes you are

>>31451226
Pokemon GO to the polls

Through six months of no added content, removal of existing content and persistent minor text fixes, Niantic apologists could at least point out the reliable server uptime as an accomplishment. Can't even do that anymore.

>>31451226
pokemon go fuck yourself

Are they finally adding all Gen 2 Pokemon?

Nick says the forced update means something big is coming.

My guess is genders and/or shinies.

So is it down for everyone or not lol

>>31451221
send them an appeal

It's up

>>31451278
Don't do this lol fu walk fag

>>31451269
no>>31450818

It's back bitches

>>31451272
Yes, BDN knows more about the downtime than Niantic

>>31451272
And I say that literally nothing is coming.

>>31451318
Equally reputable as >>31451272

>>31451253
This.

>>31451133
It's back boys... let's go

>>31451274
just you lol

It's back but by one hour break from work will never return

> wake up
> can't login
> check reddit for news about this
> tons of retards posting about how the downtime is for gen 2 release

how can people be so deluded? they unironically think niantic can do no wrong

>>31451077
what did you do to get banned also what did you use

HOLY SHIT GUYS, CHECK YOUR TRACKERS, I JUST CAUGHT A FUCKING LEDIAN

>>31451471
2/10 made me think of checking

>>31451272

Whenever they force an update, it's so everyone is on the same page with something new.

It'll probably be something shitty like new clothes for your character.

In other news, seems like baby Pokemon are in the wild now.

>go out
>see vaporeon right in front of my building
>2k CP
>bit weak but okay
>check IVs
>0/5/0
Hanke, please

My Raichu now has a red hat, so maybe they really did change something

>>31451490
Probably bait but that would be so fucking hilarious after tricking people into buying incubators

>>31451545
When i checked my mons after the update my santa raichu was female, now the tail is like before the update. Is my raichu trans ?

>>31451611
yeah

>>31451521
How do you check IVs?

New gym fighting system!

When you fight with others you all damage the same pokemon rather than fighting your own battles

>>31451644
with an app

>>31451644
https://pokeassistant.com/main/ivcalculator

Who else thought they were finally banned?

I didnt really cheat but i used a gym kicker account besides my main, and i thought i was suddenly banned with all two accounts.

literally shit my pants thinking about 8 months and probably over 5000 hours invested in this game gone

jesus fuck i was so hype about powering up my 98% vaperoni today that i accidentally selected the wrong vape to power up. it had similar cp but only 44% IV. fuck i lost 50k stardust and now i have a lvl 34 44% 2700 cp maxed out vapeshitter.

>>31451663
Cool. Thanks.

>throw a ball at pokemon
>"Shit, I threw too hard."
>pokemon jumps
>Excellent
>it gets out probably because the game didn't register curveball

>>31451695
This actually gives the server crash a nice silver lining. I'll gladly trade an hour of play just so cheaters shit their pants for a couple minutes contemplating the consequences of their actions for once. Obviously cheaters will never actually be punished in this game but just the thought of them getting sweaty with fear and nervousness and restlessness for 5 or so minutes brings me immense satisfaction.

>>31451784
two accounts isnt really cheating though...besides i only make gym stronger if i kick out lowest mon and put my top mon in

>>31451848
Niantic says its cheating

Think we'll get region exclusives for Gen 2?

Delibird = Europe
Stantler = America
Girafrig = Africa
Shuckle/Mantine = Australia
Qwilfish/Smeargle - Asia

>>31451886
>africa

>>31451886
africa is aipom you retard

>>31451894
I mean Africa has PoGO now.

>>31451886
Qwilfish for Asia
Stantler for Europe
Dunsparce for Australia
Miltank for America
Aipom for "africa"

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>>31451151
nth blaming the subhumans

How funny would it be if they released Mew buy you can only get it Guyana?

>>31451947
Every spoofer would have one within an hour

>>31451963

It could be a trap to catch spoofers

>>31451947
>they release Mew
>spawns only on Truk island

>>31451886
as long as SA doesn't get Heracross I'll be okay
also
>Smeargle
>Asia
>when he's another frogeater just like mr meme

>>31451924
>Miltank for America

Please no

>>31451774
>Didn't register curveball
This, right here, is the most annoying bug with this bug-ridden game. Sometimes I'll spend minutes spinning the ball waiting for the pokemon I'm trying to catch to stop moving, only to not get the curveball bonus. Other times, I'll toss a ball that looks like it's straight and get the bonus. Gamefreak can't do anything right.

>>31451938
that's a lot for an antigay country

>>31451272
BDN is also unaware of the fact he's being cucked
>casey has a headache so she's staying in the car, she put a lure in for me though
Poor nick doesn't understand it's just a distraction so she can sext her real life Tauros

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>>31452004
It's people injecting themselves with gasoline and then sharing the needles

>>31452058
oh shit I always forget about needle-injected-drugs and needle sharing because I just hate needles and try not to think about them

>>31451938
>portugal is deep red
>spain and italy are rather not even listed
>Slovakia and Czechia at minimum

hah.

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>tfw game too embarrassing to be seen playing in public
>pass shitty clefable
>wasted literally 35 greatballs, 30 misses because screen is pitch black
whatever I'll get them all back within the hour swiping stops at work
i could have caught like 6 shitmons in that time though

>pic somewhat related
doesn't show screen dimmer on at 80% in sunlight

>>31452134
>tfw game too embarrassing to be seen playing in public
The only thing worse than someone autistic enough to play this game in public is someone autistic enough to be ashamed to play this game in public.

>game back up
>log on
>notice no difference

back to catching rats and pigeons

>>31452134

>le socially awkward meymey

kys

>>31452134
>tfw game too embarrassing to be seen playing in public
iktf

>>31452134
Iktf man. Yesterday I was walking on the pavement minding my own fucking business and this group of 15yo's cycled by and I heard them laughing and saying something about me playing Pokemon.

>>31452134

I see at least 100 players a day when I'm at Bryant park. No one is ashamed to play out in the open. Lots of qt grills too.

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>>31452103
Slavakia check sample size of 500 people, two have HIV induce 4/1000 have it. Official data

Italy is plagued with rapefugees

UK includes no-fuck scotland and wales stats, whose women are too ugly to have brothels and too cold for niggers to haul heroin up to

>>31452165
Only people I see play are carfags.
A family that rolls around in a minivan, stacking gyms and parking to farm pots.

They do lure sometimes though, so that's nice.
Carfags and spoofers, that's where I'm at over here.

>>31451866
really? where?

>>31452197
Well I only play from my car since it's 25F and I live in the middle of a cornfield.

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>>31452206

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>>31451848
>besides i only make gym stronger if i kick out lowest mon and put my top mon in
>kicks out lapras puts drago in

Anyone has any experience with account sharing?

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>>31452154
>someone autistic enough to play this game in public
what did she mean by this?

Anyone else getting insane drift after the downtime? My friends and I are watching TV but our avatars are walking all over the neighborhood. I'm not complaining, but it is a bit ironic considering the update.

>>31452288
Yeah i used to switch accouts to my lure bot and throw it in gyms to collect coins and make training easier. Then they banned them. So i made a spoof account with my gf, she plays it more than i, and its in its mid 20s only spoof in my city but it has a flareon army that i stick under lapras to play because collecting from gym is impossible after work because all the mystic spoofers are home from school

Who the fuck should care what mobile game you play ? Even for pgg standards thats autistic

>>31452235
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>Hatch 88% Lapras
>Frost Breath/Dragon Pulse

Thanks for the candies, I guess.

>>31452325
>but it is a bit ironic considering the update
There's nothing ironic.
Learn2read

>>31452190
>I see at least 100 players a day when I'm at Bryant park
I never bothered for Bryant park when im in that city i went up to central park and the only blob of people playing i saw were across the apple store.

Whats so special about bryant park? Its not very big i used to take the F there a lot pre go

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>>31452334
>reads Fahrenheit
>assumes British

>>31452241
oh shit i didnt read that

from what i heard from other players it was just bad taste


fuck am i gonna get banned some day? if i stop now i wont get banned, right?

>>31452357
>Whats so special about bryant park?

The new Sprint and Starbucks Pokestops cause an overlap of like 6 or 7 near the HBO building. Plus it's a good spot to camp for rares. Usually see something good at least once a day spawn within 3 blocks of the park.

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>>31452350
>mfw none of my 6 Lapras has dragon pulse

>>31452326
I was thinking of making an account with a friend of mine. We both live in different towns. No intend to spoof or to bot whatsoever. Would I just risk getting the shared account getting banned or could I risk my main account getting flagged as well or something?

>>31452394
the only way out is to commit suicide in your bunker

>>31452396
>at least once a day spawn within 3 blocks of the park
You mean during the hour(s) youre there or total? Cause thats not very often

Makes sense with all the stops that its a comfy place to camp.

Do people still play in Union Square?

>>31452397
You make me.happy that you want it

>level 16
>catching all the pidgey fucks I can for lucky ball abuse
>pidgey is taking 4 balls to catch
>know it's a ditto
>too committed not to catch the cunt

Is throwing the ball when the circle is at its smallest really the way you're supposed to do it? I never get a 'great' or 'nice' unless the circle is medium size.

>>31452449
Dont worry anon day 4 will be better. I saved all my lucky eggs on my second account till level 25 when the grind starts

>>31452472
be prepared to be greeted by git gud (yous)

or if you're trolling, 6/10

>>31452472
Ball has to land in the yellow circle to get excellent. If it's even a bit off, you get nothing. You'll still get the increased catch rate as long as the ball hits the pokemon.

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>tfw 100km away from my gyarados.
What should I walk next?

>>31452442
I don't want your shitmon, sorry.

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>>31452372
shit I read that as "I'm 25F"

>>31452544
Spearow

>>31452544
Pidgey

>>31452555
w-why??

>>31452563
I don't understand.

I've caught 72 Magnemites and not a single one has had an IV over 58%. Please advise.

Anyone here play on a custom rom?
I've tried getting rootswitch and magisk to work but both failed.
Could really use some direction on what to try.

>>31452651
It's a shitmon, doesn't matter what its IV's are.

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>>31452372
do they even use fahrenheit?

>>31452674
But it's one of my favourites.

evening, lads

>>31452617
For evolution exp.

>>31452651
Feel the same about me and Porygon. It's still a shitmon, but I'm convinced that a Porygon with over 20% doesn't actually exist.

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>out on walk
>friend asks me to meet them
>take bus route I've never taken before
>browsing Pokedex because fucking bored
>phone vibrates so back out Pokedex to take a look
>Lapras
>HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>catch it on first ball
>after encounter an egg immediately hatches
>15 minutes later Blyats DDoS the server
Nearly got cucked by a hatching Shelder and just in time before the slavs took down the server, all this happening on a bizarre route I've never been on before

>>31452001
>Gamefreak

>>31452617
You have no mon to walk that could permit you to get a new entry in your pokedex.
You did not hinted at which relevant mons might be missing in your team, so I concluded you already have the mons you want.
The conclusion is there's nothing left for you to walk other than a mon that could make you gain levels as fast as possible to strengthen your mons.

>Egg hatched
>Now says "Oh?" again instead of "Eh?"
So basically Niantic took down the servers for a minor text fix?

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>>31452715
afternoon ol chap

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>>31452747
>bizarre

>>31452772
Shit meme

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>>31452780
no u

>>31452741
>>31452762
I more just wanted something for novelty.
Not really purpose.

>>31452837
Good idea might be to walk some mons that get a Gen II evo.

Horsea, Onix, that sort.

>>31451133

I dreamt up a commie music video and now I'm upset that it isn't real

>>31452837
Walk Snorlax because its the only good mon.

>>31452888
I have enough candies for gen 2.
>>31452908
Ight.

>already have candies for Gyarados
>afraid of wasting 400 candies and wonder Magicarp for Twister

>>31452932
DO IT FAGGOT

>>31452932
Just have no hope and accept the fact that your gonna get twister.
If you do that, you can't be disapointed.

>>31452496
I'm not trolling.

>>31452919
How much is enough?

Enough for several evolutions due to fucked up move roll?

>>31452472
It has to be inside the circle or your nice/great/excellent bonus doesn't count
most people aim for great throws because its easy to get that consistently compared to excellent

>>31452501
circle colour has nothing to do with this and you don't get the bonus if its outside the circle, including increased catch rate

>>31452963
When fighting gyms it looks like at least 50-60% have Twister. Do people actually keep the others as attackers or is Twister cuck meme so strong

>>31453128
it really doesn't matter if it has twister or not and I can't be bothered going into it yet again

>>31453128
Twister is probably its best defensive move, that said it's one of the worst defenders in the game. A 1.7k jolteon annihilates a 3k gyarados in seconds.

>just hatched my 4th fucking Snorlax
>Still no Lapras
I want this meme to end

>>31453228
>hatching 4 snorlax
>complaining
kys my friend

While lapras is a better defender in the sense it's harder to knock out, snorlax is more useful because of it's higher CP. Either way they're the only good defenders in the game.

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>>31453258
I know, I love my Snorlaxes.
They're be pretty irrelevant once Blissey comes out but still.

>>31453362
Ah fuck, I'm going to do the full band out of these snorlaxes, including ded members.

>>31453362
a capable kabutops, noice. What moveset?

>>31453362
amazing dragonite name

>>31453411
Capable of being shit more likely.

Mudshot/Water Pulse
>>31453415
Thanks. I had to sprint like I never did in my life under an almost 0ºC weather just to capture the guy. Hence the name.

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>tfw PokemonGo Plus doesn´t work at all with the last update

>>31453454
>almost 0ºC
thats still pretty warm and really makes you seem like a bitch who doesn't go outside ever

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I still can't believe my fucking luck
>hatched 4 Snorlax
>none of them rolled EQ
>I literally have no Snorlax with a bad IV or moveset
Is this true happiness?

>>31453497
In this game true happiness is just a spoof away.

>>31453479
>0ºC
>Warm
W-where the fuck do you live?

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>>31453527

>>31453527
Norilsk

>>31453524
I'm not a spoofer. Cheating takes away the joy of gaming and gets you on your toes about being banned. Just see the reactions in this and the previous thread of every anon that spoofed when this shit went offline.

No thanks. legit all the way. I still got 4 Snorlax from eggs and 5 more in the wild.

hatched a schlurp today lads. it's my favorite mon to be quite honest

>>31453497

No, true happiness is holding your gf while you are in bed or watching her smile when you help her get more than 1 gym per day.

>>31453549
>>31453560
I want Russian hackers to leave this thread.

>>31453589
Did you miss how my shit starts with Fahrenheit?

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>>31453582
>playing this fucking shit with your soulmate
That's more telling about both youses social status.

I wouldn't be playing this massive piece of dung If I weren't one NEET motherfucker with nothing better to do.

checkmate

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>>31452651
>>31452691
One of my bros too. Got tired of it and decided to snipe perfect ones, raising a army now, evolved a few ones to get all possible move sets and keeping others in case of move pool changes. I'm probably constipated 'cause I don't give a shit anymore, my only care for this game now is to get my bros and raise them. Battling is too shitty with that dodge/didn't dodge shit and spoofers, fucking spoofers everywhere, sometimes I go on god damn hunt on them, even keeping a list now. If I ever get banned then thank fucks they're dealing with spoofers, now give my account back because I didn't went all across the world getting perfect fatties and orange barnies to fill gyms with it, I had to be fuckin' batman around here until Niantic fucks moved their pokeshekel stuffed asses.

>>31453362
>They're be pretty irrelevant once Blissey comes out
lol no they wouldn't be, it's still going to be top 3 in the game

>>31452326
What's the account name?

I know a trick that could really help out

>>31453761
TRNRtipsNick

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The latest update lengthened the time needed to open the app. It takes almost 2 minutes now

Niantic can't go one update without fucking at least one thing up

I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERY DAY
I PLAY POKEMON GO!

>>31453733
>collecting magnekikes

>>31453845
well duh you gotta collect the daily bonus

>>31453794

Cool beans.

Is everyone on Reddit now?

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>>31453862
They're Magnemikes mind you.

>>31454000
checked

mods and players are asleep

post pikachus

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>accidently use lucky egg
>evolve fourth ember /d claw in a row
and a host of other goodies

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>>31454154
Five 93%+ starmies got tackle which was nice cause i dont need dupes

>>31454154
>both Kabuto and Omastar have Mudshot
Is mudshot that much better than Rock Throw even though it's a STAB move?

How often do you play Pokemon Go, /vp/?

>>31454198
I'm back

>>31454198

I open it twice an hour at home, 3 times an hour at work, and it's always open when walking.

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Will Niantic lower the Zubat candy requirement to Golbat after gen 2 is released? Because if so I'm not evolving any more Zubats.

Also, you think they should do in a similar fashion as the baby Pokémon and release next the gen 1 Pokémon evolutions before releasing the full gen 2?

>>31454179
It's pokemon go. You can't use moves

>>31454198

I play when i walk my doggo and occasionally to take gyms.

>>31454198
Every day. It gives me something to do on my way to the work and in the bus.

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>>31454179
Im not sure. For Omaster no water gun / hydro pump = trash. I think kubotops is a shitmon

woah just caught 1975 snorlax on my couch.

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>>31454154

>>31454253
My first got those moves with 89% ivs

>>31454198
probably at least 3 hours a day maybe 6 if i'm on that grind

>>31454198
In between walking from my apartment any my car, depending on whether it opens up before I reach the pokestop or not

>>31454253
both of mine got mud shot :*(

one with rockslide, and the other with hydro pump

>>31454245
I wasn't aware Omastar was blessed with Water Gun. Yeah that's definitively better than both.

Sorry about that DC. My last Charizard rolled that moveset too.

>>31454288
what the hell, guy
did you just start or something?

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>>31454253
we're twinsies first one I ever evolved scared to evolve another.

>>31454198
Way more than I should. I was playing it pretty non-stop when it came out because my job was a pokestop. Then I broke my phone and couldn't play for a few months. Now that I am able to play again, I started to really get back into it to catch up on some levels. But I'm really trying to quit all together. I play once or twice a day now for about an hour and stop playing for a few days at a time.

All the bullshit that everyone knows about is way too annoying; The game is nothing but tedium. Also I really hate that the game just outright cheats at times. Pokemon programmed to consistently block/dodge your ball or a needed spawn not appearing and migrating, even when you're in the right area. Incense seems to be bugged since the beginning and, it might be coincidence but I've noticed more pokemon show up when you're out of pokeballs. Reviewers have pointed out the problems with GO from the start and nothing has really been done to fix it.

>>31454313
nah Im just addicted, I didn't really play much the first 2 months

>>31454396
>Pokemon programmed to consistently block/dodge your ball

I hate niantic more than most, but this doesn't happen
I'm afraid you've just got a tin foil hat on

>it might be coincidence but I've noticed more pokemon show up when you're out of pokeballs
Its EXACTLY a coincidence
the alternative is that niantic is intentionally taunting you specifically by spawning pokemon for everyone when just YOU run out of balls. you're not the only player

>>31451695
>I didnt really cheat
>but
>i used a gym kicker account besides my main
So you do cheat

I hope you are banned

>>31454053
Made me chuckle

>>31454483
>i didnt really cheat but this is how i cheated
I wonder if these people actually believe themselves

>>31454455
It's better now, there were way too many people playing in the beginning.

THE POWER UP BUTTON IS NOW BLUE

holy shit some changes, finally

>>31454475
The first one is definitely true. The pokemon don't seem to have an exact, discernible pattern to their attacks/dodges, but will quite often attempt an attack or dodge after you've thrown the pokeball. Catching isn't impossible but there's definitely something there in the code. As for the second statement, I'm not saying that spawns change for a specific player but many times present spawns appeared more often for me after I was out of balls. I don't think Niantic is out to get me but it's plausible business tactic to make people want to buy more pokeballs.

My game loads fast as fuck now, on wifi and off.

iOS 10.2: iPhone SE, for those wondering.

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>>31454614
THANK YOU HANKE
GAME IS SAVED
GOOD USE OF TIME AND RESOURCES

>The pokemon don't seem to have an exact, discernible pattern to their attacks/dodges, but will quite often attempt an attack or dodge after you've thrown the pokeball

no they don't dude
take off your tinfoil hat and check your master file
every pokemon has individual movement and attack timers that regulate the frequency, as well as a jump timer for its duration (like how jiggly floats about for 2 seconds with its jump)
even if you refuse to accept that they arent out to get you, just time it so your throw lands at the end of a jump/attack and you're far more likely to land it

>>31454649
Mine loads slow as fuck now. They have clearly benefited iPhone homos then.

>>31454663
second part was meant to quote >>31454627

>>31454663
False alarm. My game was just glitching and auto selecting the power up button. Scary stuff, good thing the Pokemon I selected didn't had enough candies to power up.

>>31454663
I have timed my throws for after the attack/jump animation expecting the pokemon to have a cool down. That's what lead me to believe what I said earlier. There are times when pokemon repeat actions immediately after the first. That isn't an indication of the game messing with the player but the timing for pokemon is very consistent for corresponding with ball throw and catch rate.

>>31454815
there is no cooldown
there is no correlation between throwing balls and the pokemon jumping/attacking
you're seeing what you want to see and ignoring every time it jumps when you're not throwing a ball
the variables arent static timings between jumps or anything like that, but are supposed relate to the frequency it occurs

>>31454865
I took into account the pokemon acting without me throwing and I was stating there's no cooldown in my post. I said "expecting the pokemon to have a cool down" and explained that pokemon do attack or jump twice in a row.

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poast 'em

>>31454903
I know, I was agreeing with you about the no cooldown thing
I was trying to sum up the behaviour concisely

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What do?

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>>31454915

>tfw everyone in my area has a dragonite except me

>>31454924
Download v4.5 apk and force the playstore not to update it.

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>>31454915
How the fuck do you not have a Tangela?

Did you start last week?

>>31454915
Already posted earlier but still salty about no lapras.
>>31452544
I can understand no grimer, but lapras?
Really?
Pls game.
Also, how many eggs have you guys hatched?

>>31454949
How the fuck do you not have Primeape, Lickytung and the fossils evos? Did you literally started yesterday?

>>31454949

RNG nigga

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>>31454964

>>31455038
Lickitung is like Lapras, it doesn't real

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>>31455105
Lies

>>31455143
I don't live in Ohio

I'm in south Illinois

>>31454924
what does flygps do without joystick mode exactly?

>>31455223
It teleports you

>>31455273
like you just put in co-ordinates or something?

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Why are women allowed to play this game?

>visiting family
>start talking apps with cousins
>2 female cousins (22 & 17) bring up pogo
>ask to see their mons
>one bitch maxed out a 31% wigglytuff and transfers everything except cute mon
>the other is level 14 and only has 26 spots filled on her dex despite playing at lease once a day since july
>I show them my living dex and multiple 2800+ CP mon
>one says sarcastically "wow anon, you're like the true pokemon master"
>they laugh at me

>>31454942
Thanks. Couldn't find. 4.5
, but found an earlier version that works.

>>31455345
>ask to see other people's mons
>IV check other people's Pokemon unprompted
>show off Pokedex and some shitter 2800+ CP mon
Why are stupid frogposters allowed to play this game?

They act like autists and get offended people rightfully laugh at them.

>>31455345

>Being this upset

Just kill yourself.

>>31455345
Are they hot?

>>31455345
I can never tell if people making posts like these are just making them up or if they're real and autistic.

>>31455345

lol cuck

>>31455345
wow its almost like there is no value in 'stronger' mon in this sad excuse for a game that doesn't even have a real combat system and keeping cute mons is just as valid of a way to play

People are fed up with Niantic

Large crowd protesting outside of HQ

They want Hanke's head

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OwGWndYPyeKQ#

>>31455624
It's 6pm.

The building is empty.

>>31455624

why are they protesting?

>>31455345

Autist

>>31455624
whats that actually for?

>>31455676
They want gens II-VII

Protesters now shouting

"What do we want?"

"Shinies!"

"When do we want them?"

"Now!"

>>31455741
They should be asking for a fixed tracker.

Fucking retards.

This is why Niantic gets away with their shit.

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a week and a half worths of ultra balls wasted bc of the pouring rain. will transfer next candy event.

Literally 90 ultras which consisted of 7 popouts and 82 misses because my phone was so wet. I was happy it didnt flee cause of the candy and now im 9/9 dragonites

>>31455788
you know you can move around in the real world and still have caught the dragonite right? you're not tethered to that location

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>>31455788
not a bad haul. still pissed about my ember dragon claw POS and ancient shitmons. Finally evolved a non twister too but its ivs are only 14/14/13 L28 so i cant power it up

>>31455851

Lies.

>>31455788
why would you not walk under cover or lean over so your phone is protected under your coat for a bit?

>>31455788

I have never seen a dragonite

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>>31455851
Yeah but it was far from home. No where to go inside near a park. My gf caught it on the first try didnt expect it to take 8 minutes. wow i just looked at the sceeenshots' timecodes and that amount of time to wase 90 ultras is almost cringe worthy.

>>31455896
I tried but my phone was soaking wet especially the bottom third. I would have locked my phone and dried it off but the power button broke.

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I am ready for gen 2

>>31455788
>a week and a half worths of ultra balls wasted bc of the pouring rain
>Literally 90 ultras which consisted of 7 popouts and 82 misses because my phone was so wet
https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/171lau/putting_a_smart_phone_in_a_ziploc_bag_makes_it/

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>>31455944

>mfw metal coat is p2p

>>31455345
>>I show them my living dex
What is a living dex? Also did you really check the ivs of her wigglytuff after aprasining it seeing it was shit?

>>31456001

*tips fedora*

>>31456019
A living dex is basically something like having one of each Pokemon in storage.

>>31456001
My galaxy is waterproof mate

>>31456030
It's still wet and won't register strokes properly.

It's not just for waterproofing you idiot, it's to be able to flick shit properly in the rain.

I even posted a fucking Reddit link so that you could understand.

For those spoofing in NYC:

https://nycpokemap.com/

>>31456062

noice

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>>31456062
Worth it?

>>31456138
>Dragon Pulse
Nope.

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There's a hitmonlee at rikers island lol niggas with smuggled in phones can catch it

>>31456062
>all those super rare pokemon

wtf i hate new york now

I haven't logged in since new year, have I missed anything at all?

>>31456062

Damn, playing there looks like having all the cheat codes on.

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>>31456062

delete

>>31456186
game has been downgraded more than upgraded, so basically, no you havent

>>31456214
>those new loading times
Kill me

>>31456186

Just that 100% Lapras that spawned outside your house.

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>>31456224
>lapras STILL doesn't have updated stats
explain yourself hanke

>>31456062

>all those porygons

I am jelly

>>31456162

>just google that place

Wow new york, you scary

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Oh shit.

>>31456062
St. Louis version when

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>>31455944
>mfw your scizor rolls mud shot/draining kiss or whatever shit moveset they decide to add

>>31456301

You can make your own private one if you're good with that stuff.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongodev/

>>31456324
I never claimed to be

>>31456162
What tracker?

>>31456334

No one said you we're, asshole!

>>31456334

Hey, I don't like the cut of your gib, buddy.

>>31456356
https://nycpokemap.com/

>>31456303

Don't put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.

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>2017
>He still doesn't use pokezz.com to snipe rare pokemon.

>>31456402

>paying

>>31456402

Payfags pls go

>tfw still no poke gf

>tfw no moonfaced azn gf

>>31456379
T. Hanks.

>>31456283

Cute.

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this one got me good

I've never seen a block person laying this

>>31456452
upvoted xD

Follow my Twitter.

I'll be Tweeting about Pokemon Go tomorrow.

@kantbot2000

>>31456466

;P

>>31456476
Will do.

I'm @cher.

>>31456476

follow back son @trnrtips

I have this on my phone any listen to it unironically when catching mon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8

Britfags went to bed post straight teeth

Team Rocket clothing when?

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>>31454198
When I walk my dogge

>>31455788

Just spoof cuz

>>31456476
Follow my Twitter.

I'll be Tweeting about Pokemon Go tomorrow.

@pontifex

>>31456427
>>31456428

Volcel master race.

Ran out of poke balls today. Looks like I'm done until I get more google store cash.

>>31456572
That would be pretty neato.

>>31456283

Where is this?

>>31456573

>tfw niggers stole my pupper

>>31456587

>spending real money on a game

>>31456595
Kansas.

>>31456595
learn to read

>>31456062

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So did the servers going down accomplish anything?

>>31456587
>Not spoofing to the nearest 3/4 intersecting pokestops point and camping there

New Thread

>>31456629

New Thread

>>31456629

New Thread

>>31456629

I have a Nexus 5 but when i try to login it says that my phone or software does not support the game, what the fuck do I do.

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I was finally able to get my first Charizard today after all these months, and this is how I am rewarded for my patience. To hell with this game.

>>31456677
Sorry about your loss
He was level 20 anyway so he wouldn't have been very good even with the best moveset

>>31456452
I avoid eye contact when this happens

>>31451611
Did you just assume your Raichu's gender?

>>31456476
f4f
@asaakira