A Shiny Pidgey appeared. Your girlfriend also enters your room

>>31426023
Catch the pidgey. She doesn't want to talk to you yet anyway

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>having a gf

Close the 3DS and ask what's wrong. Catch that shiny afterwards.

>Put the game on sleep mode and console my girlfriend

Wow that was hard

Hey /vp/, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /vp/.

Sorry I just had to.

>>31426023
YES OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>31426023
i feel like this is an old reference but i can't remember the post it's from

>>31426064
This one >>31426071

>>31426062
>>31426052

> not recognizing this pasta

Hello newfags.

>>31426071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYqWOUM8fBI

>>31426023
>Throw master ball at Shiny Pidgey
>quickly save a turn off game before she fucks it up
>she fucks it up some how
I can just inject it lol