"Hello, anon...I see you've caught me while I'm

Who are you and why are you talking to me

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>>31420699
>training
>golf
Play a real sport

Fuck off. Your Mandibuzz gave me AIDS

>>31420699
Khaili is the worst waifu in a while. I don't get why people like her. She's ugly and has the personality of a rock.

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...wow, rude

>>31420699
I just need to sink the putt.

>>31420738
That's what you get for randomly talking to a stranger. Dumb cunt.

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>>31420746
How is she a stranger exactly? She knows your name so you've obviously met before.

>>31420699
No rape for you.

>>31420699
my pokeymans

let me show you them

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"I gained some pounds, so what?"

>>31421451
Let's work them off, together!

Let's play some golf!

>>31421519
Golf isn't exercise
It's a glorified hobby people call a "sport" just to make money, just like Poker

>>31421538
you've never actually played golf have you

>>31420699
If dubs, the only answer is rough anal.

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Don't give me that look. I have a loving family and I love my wife very much. I have recently achieved a phD in biology and I could inform you of every single cell of a dog head to tail. Yet you only specialise in a sport that isn't even conventional?Even then, you think you the wit to lull me into having intercourse with you? That is absolutely disgraceful. You are by far one of the lowest persons I have come across in my years.

Good day miss.

>>31420721
She comes off as strong and slightly bitchy, something highly attractive to the submissive fembois of /vp/

>>31421575
I have
It's entirely strategy and also luck in some cases
Sports involve strategy AND strength and not much luck
Are you actually arguing that Poker is a sport? Because if Golf is then so is Poker

>>31420699
"So Kahili you're quite the female golfer, I see quite the female golfer."

>>31420721
>has the personality of a rock
Like 99% of Pokémon """characters"""?

>>31421519
"Maybe I like being big, anon!"

>>31421451
>so what?
Good luck finding an other man.

>>31422142
"Already have. He's my feeder."

>>31420699
muh diq

I mean literally, my dick brings me here. Would you like to have sex Kahili?

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>>31422315
Grab on

>>31420709
>not doing cardio golfing
>post amerilards that probably would use a golf cart in mini golf games

Shaking my head at you to be honest with you famalamadingdong.

>>31421538
You seem to be under the impression that sport and exercise mean the same thing, which it doesnt. Please fix that misconception before I can address everything else wrong with that retarded statement.

>>31421538
I'd like to see you lanklet trying to swing a golf club.

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>>31421451