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>i haven't played Showdown in a while
>decide to make a team with mons i like just to start playing Bank OU
>team is Talonflame, Honchkrow, Zapdos, Toucannon, Braviary, and Grumpig
>i have a few battles
>despite having only shitmons on my team, i actually beat most of my opponents on the low ladder except for one, and some people even forfeited
>i decide to have one more battle
>opponent found
>he sends Charizard
>i send Grumpig
>Charizard mega evolves and uses Dragon Dance, Grumpig uses Clam Mind
>suddenly, out of nowhere, the server disconnects
>my net is pretty good, so it literally disconnected out of nowhere
Now he problably think i was scared of his super cool Charizard, BUT IT WAS THE SERVER'S FAULT
If Grumpig fainted on the third turn (it's a bulky one), i could have finished Charizard with Talonflame, Zapdos, or Honchkrow, but no, Showdown is so bad it disconnects with no reason whatsoever. He was probably an edgy 13 years old that loves the Once-ler from the new Lorax movie. He probably laughed at my fave and felt smug about my "forfeit", when it wasn't my fault.
If you're reading this, please, hear me: Not all Braviary fans are like that. Actually, no true Braviary fan is like that. If you have disconnected at least one time in your life, then you're not a real Braviary fan, only a poser. True Braviary fans love Braviary for its courage and majesty, and want to be just like it, so they always ask themselves "What would Braviary do?", not wanting to disappoint Braviary. Braviary would never quit a fight, so no true Braviary fan would quit a fight. Unless it's a stall team with Chansey, Toxapex, Sableye, Gloscor, and other things like them, because not even Braviary likes battling against stall. Stall fans have fun by making their opponents mad and wasting their time, so the best way to fight stall is to run away from it.
Please, forgive me! I don't want to give Braviary fans a bad name! You can battle me again if you would like.
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is this a pasta
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>>31414167
Here you go OP. Nice job.
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>>31414182
It's autism, but from now on it's also pasta, I guess
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Charizard would've swept you.
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>>31414167
I was gonna make a team with Braviary on it
Now it just feels wrong
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>>31414167
Post a screenshot of your team in teambuilder so we can make fun of you
And why are you so butthurt anyway? It sounds like you were just playing for shits and giggles, so why should you care?
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>>31414167
>hating on the Once-ler
leave kid
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>>31414167
>new Lorax movie
kek
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If you're reading this, please, hear me: Not all Phox fans are like that. Actually, no true Phox fan is like that. If you haven't fapped to furry porn at least one time in your life, then you're not a real Phox fan, only a poser. True Phox fans love Phox for her ass and tits, and want to be just like it, so they always ask themselves "What would the Phox do?", not wanting to disappoint Phox. Phox would never quit a good fuck, so no true Phox fan would quit a fap. Unless it's a bara team with Incineroar, Pangoro, Swampert, Chosnought and other things like them, because not even Phox likes fucking with baras. Bara fags have fun by making their husbandos cum and wasting their time, so the best way to deal with baras is to run away from it.
Please, forgive me! I don't want to give Phox fans a bad name! You can circle jerk with me again if you would like.
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