>claims bug types are his favorite >too scared to

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>claims ghost types are his favorite
>is still alive in real life

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>claims fire types are his favorite
>doesn't have multiple third-degree burns

>claims flying types are his favorite
>can't fly

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>Claims fairy types are his favorite
>Refuses to fuck OP

>Claims dark types are his favorite type
>Isn't actually black
>Or evil

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>claims water types are his favourite
>isn't a fish

>claims fire types are his favorite
>never committed arson

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>>31400965
>scrolling through /vp/
>see the gif I made for a drawthread is used for a thread
>it's some faggot who's afraid of bugs and doesn't know electric types are best

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>claims normal types are his favorite
>is a NEET

>Claims fairy types are his favorite
>isn't a tranny

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>claims poison types are his favorite
>no pic related

>claims rock types are his favorite
>has erectile dysfunction

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>claims electric is his favourite
>hasn't been electrocuted

Some of my favorite pokemon are bug types, but bug is not my favorite type. In fact, there's only a few bug types I really like -- Scizor (my favorite pokemon since I first laid eyes on it as a kid), and Larvesta/Volcarona (cuddly moth bros). I don't like most bugs IRL, but wouldn't mind being in a room full of giant moths.

>>31400965
I love ghost type pokémon too but I'm thinking I'd be kind of apprehensive and uncertain seeing one IRL.

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>>31401026
Excuse you.

Kek, I love this whole fucking thread.

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>claims psychic types are his favorite
>isn't literally Professor X

>>31401056
Kek

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>claims Fighting is his favorite type
>isn't ripped

>claims grass types are his favorite
>still eats plants

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>claims ice types are his favorite
>can't lower his body temperature below freezing point

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>claims ice types are his favorite
>has never seen a winter before

>claims Steel types are his favorites
>hasn't rendered himself retarded by hitting his head against a steel beam

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>claims African Elephant types are his favorite
>doesn't own an African Elephant

>claims fighting types are his favorite
>has never been put in a coma by mike tyson

>claims rock types are his favorite
>Cant get hard

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>>31400965
>claims bird type is his favorite
>owns decidueye

>Loves fire types
>Hasn't set himself on fire.

>>31401298
Too late, buddy.

>>31401072

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>swears up and down that dark types are his favorite
>too scared to take midnight strolls

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>>31400989

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>claims ground is favorite type
>hasn't gone six feet under yet

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>Loves steel type
>Isn't made of metal

>>31400965
>Claims waifu Pokemon are the best
>Doesn't fuck them.

>he loves ground type
>Washes his hands every day

>>31401325
Pretty sure this was made before XY even came out. Matthew predicted.

>>31401348
Does anyone else physically cringe to this?

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>>31400965
>claims rock types are his favorite
>Doesn't get rock hard at the sight of Olivia

>>31401374
Only women wouldn't.

>>31401374
I do.

>claims water types are his favorite
>can't swim well

>>31401366
It says pokemon amie.

>>31401048
>claims electric types are his or her favorite
>too pussy to stick a fork in an operating toaster

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>Claims dragon types are his favorite
>has never seen or touched a real dragon

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>>31401593
>Claims dragon type is his favorite
>Never took a dragon dildo up his ass

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>claims fairy types are his favorite
>isn't a fruity prancing homo man.

>>31401015
>Dark is my favorite type
>am actually black
>favorite sports team is the Oakland Raiders
Am I legit yet?

>Claims steel type are his favorite
>Doesn't own a set of plate armor

>claims normal types are his favorite
>has autism

So everyone is a Normal-type?

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>claims to like a pokemon
>doesn't like what that pokemon will become or where it came from

>>31401822
>Claims he's a normal type
>has a waifu, no friends, hasn't worked in years and spergs out at his mom

>>31401862
>Claims to be Typeless/???
>Has defining characteristics
What the fuck, I hate Pokémon now.

>>31401793
Are you one of those charcoal colored blacks? If so then yes.

>claims grass types are his favorite type
>never goes outside

>Claims normal types are is favorite types.
>has no GF.

>>31400965
I like looking at bugs, but I dislike it when I'm suddenly touched by them

>claims fire types are his favorite
>can't touch bonfires without getting third degree burns

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>claims fairy is his favorite
>he doesnt fap to traps

>>31402428
That's actually hot

>>31401026
>claims water types are his favourite
>His Fletish isn't Mermaids

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>>31400965
>claims that ultra beasts are his favorite
>isn't a parasitic poisonous glass jellyfish from another dimension capable of latching onto a host and altering their behavior to become much more aggressive, before growing into an adult form thanks to the hosts help
explain yourselves

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>>31401071
I've always had sprouts on my sandwiches and never had a serious illness, injury, or death.

Blessed by the poison type gods.

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>claims ground types are his favorite
>stays on the ground most of the time

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>claims water types are his favorite
>is composed of 70% water

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>claims rock types are his favorite
>isn't The Rock

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>>31400965
>Favoriute Pokemon type is ???
>Doesn't have a form outside of the Flesh Shell that it inhabits.