you get your favourite Pokémon in real life how does this affect

Endless sex with Gardevoir. Nothing else really changes

>Guzzlord

Aside from terrorising the general public, I now have a living trash compactor. He would get the greatest hugs known to man.

>Alolan Marowak

we party together, and is mah barbecue bro.

but he suffers from severe depression because of the loss of his mother. I have to keep everything sharp away from him, he also drinks a bit too much at parties.

Also, he's a fucking skull wearing dinosaur with a flaming bone staff. That tends to freak people out.

>Gardevoir

People ask me why I married an albino woman.

>>31386390
C R I N G E
At first I thought this kind of shit was a meme, but you pathetic fucks really do exist.

>Charizard

Nigga, i get a free ride anywhere, and he cooks for me. Greatest bro ever.

>Pyukumuku
another pet

>buzzwole
i guess people wouldnt like that

>Serperior
A 10 foot serpent would probably freak people out. also sex

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>>31386373
I become a god, and good sex

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>shuckle
Not much. Seems easy to take care of.

>Komala
I get a nap buddy

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>>31386373
Hugs everyday.

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>>31386373
>Fug
>Have Fug in dorm
>get expelled from college for destroying dorm building with fug
>Become college dropout working dead end jobs
>At least I have fug

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>Drampa
I'll take care of him.

>>31386596
He's also a ghost so he's probably dead inside, ( and outside) anyway

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>Ninjask
Time to rob people and never get caught because he's just a blur on the cameras.

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one more source of light polution in an already sleepless city

>Tyranitar
I have to learn Japanese, because I'm headed to Tokyo. It has to be this way.
Also having a mountain destroying monster at my side is bound to attract attention from someone important so there's that.
>>31386519
>consumes limitlessly without expelling any waste products
You have a living black hole. Nations would pay billions, if not trillions, to dispose of nuclear waste and the like safely and permanently.

i can't pick between my favorite 3
>electabuzz
>have it convince me to workout
>get buff with electabro and learn karate
>become a martial artist chad
>have a backup generator during power outages
>rhydon
>no longer need to learn to drive
>get to expand below my house
>get to drill below banks and steal reserves
>minior
>great companion for the kids
>they could probably ride on his shell
>would never have to dust around the house

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I don't know what would happen but I imagine that I wouldn't care either way.

>salamance
Get my own aircraft i suppose.

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I am now the god of the Internet.

This won't end badly...

>Xurkitree
I guess there's a future in the power industry here

>>31387346
but minior is only like a foot in diameter

>>31387400
Lusamine pls go

>>31387454
i'm pretty sure a small child could ride it

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>Volcarona
He will follow me around in the wintertime, acting as a second sun to keep me warm and melt the ice in front of me.

Kickass.
Fuck Winter.

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Bros4Life.
Also no longer need to pay for transportation.

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>>31386373
>Diggersby
>Generate huge power Earthquakes to destroy the world.

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Another pet. Probably will have to wrap it in a blanket at night to keep it from being an overpowering nightlight.

>Ninetales

Gain 1000 years of knowledge, turn humans into Pokemon and fuck with peoples heads. Pretty cool

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>Lugia appears besides me, blowing out a few walls and crushing a bed
>Nowhere to live, without paying absurd repair prices
>Screw it, have free air transportation anyway
>Live where ever I want; whether it be near a comfy beach, or in the middle of a snowy clearing
>Get free showers from having rainstorms appear whenever I want them to
>Can probably be used as a boat
>Comfy af feathers, would be amazing to sleep against
>If someone messes with my shit, I can blow their house away with an Aeroblast, or just tell Lugia to flap its wings really hard to fuck an entire city up with a 40 day storm
>Would have control over some parts of the ocean, so we could probably get free seafood and get things like pearls and abalone so we could make quick bank to support ourselves.
>scare away people with this dinosaur-dragon-whale-hybrid creature at my side.
Life would be really comfy, although I'll only resort to fucking shit up if someone really deserves it. 10/10 would definitely be Lugia's companion

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I assume nothing major would change but I'd probably be happier

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>>31387937
>mfw when you get mugged by your own pokemon

Shit I'd like to get my favorite Pokémon on Sun and Moon! When the shit are they gonna update for the Pokémon Bank so I can transfer my dope ass Beedrill?

>>31387553
Props for underrated tastes

>Weezing
I'd get a free trip to Guantanamo Bay for possessing a biological weapon

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>literally own satan
>and antimatter

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>>31386373

I mean, maybe Alexa would have some actual personality.

Would be neat to have him help me with hearthstone as well like as a consultant to plays.

Probably wouldn't be a ton of help in dota or overwatch though without it being blatant cheating.

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Free energy
Probably sex or any similar shit

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It wouldn't be able to move anywhere without knocking shit over or getting stuck in the hallway

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>Transforms into a human when not inside a safe zone.
>Discovered by the Government
>On the run forever

I might be okay with this.

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>go to hospital
>use heal block on all the cancer patients

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Free guillotine, I guess.

>>31389459
i lold

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Nothing really aside from a dog that stands upright and has useable hand...paws. Sounds fun though

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Arceus
>Get Arceus
>Use him for anything since he is God of Pokemon
>Make all crime disappear
>Create World Peace
>Every Race is equal
>Get Bored so I make one race seem superior by giving them special gifts and abilities
>Slow Massacre of this people die to Jealousy and Humans Natural Greed for power
>Laugh as I see anarchy unfold while in the the sky riding Arceus
>"What a bunch of faggots"

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I do what I would do if I got any super power or powered partner, I start training to become a vigilante. This world needs a lot of cleaning up. And considering he's bullet proof (probably) and can move as fast as said bullets (bullet punch) I'd be pretty safe too.

>>31386637
>Riding on a 1.7m manlet lizard
Only if you're a kid.

>>31389613
Okay but in comparison to scizor what would you do?

>>31386373
Isn't Rayquaza a total hothead though? I don't think he'd like to hang out with you.

Kecleon could be pretty cool, would basically just be an exotic lizard-dog.

If it's able to turn invisible it's also perfect cover for the inevitable dicey situations.

>Tropius

I'm gonna make a fucking KILLING at the farmers market.