ITT: Describe Pokemon with Spongebob quotes.
>Hey! That looked like Squidward!
>That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form!
>>31385971
>Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underwear.
>Oh, no, he's hot!
CNIDARIA REX
KING JELLYFISH
"It's a giraffe!"
>once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle
>that was so ugly everyone died
>the end
"Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.
Patrick, your snail is a rock
>>31386124
Patrick, your snail is a rock
>It's just a stupid Boldore!
>It's not just a Boldore, it's a rock!
"It's not just any boulder: it's a ROCK!
>>31386154
>>31386164
What are the fucking odds
No, worse, it'll go right to your thighs! THEN you'll blow up!
"Gary, are you listening to me?! Get the anchors out of your pants right now! Don't give me that look! I said now, mister! Get going, Gary!"
I was a wimp before anchor arms
Now I'm a jerk an everybody loves me
>>31385971
>Do you smell it? That smell...a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly
>anchovies
Exactly as you do.
"BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!"
>>31386368
>forgot pic
>>31386382
You'll never catch me Krabs! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
"Everyone except for me is an idiot"
HE’S SQUIDWARD, HE’S SQUIDWARD, YOU’RE SQUIDWARD?! I’M SQUIDWARD! ARE THERE ANY OTHER SQUIDWARDS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
>>31386477
ME-OW
>>31386477
*nasally* meow
Well, I like to kick people's butts.
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
"Yare yare daze..."
"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
"Not until 4."
He's just standing there....MENACINGLY
"Hey guys! What did I miss?"
"That hat makes you look like a girl."
"Am I a pretty girl?"
I'm Ugly and Proud
We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!
>>31386258
This but with wimpod and golisopod
>>31385971
"Hey Patrick!"
"What?"
"I thought of something funnier than 24."
"Let me hear it."
"25"
>>31386233
That's okay, take your time
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... Smelly.
"The inner mechanisms of my mind are in enigma."
>Hey, what about me? I was in that scrap
>I saw you runnin'
It's BIG! SCARY! and PINK!
Can you move it along I'm all out of time cards
"blargen-fediddle no-hip."
This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness.
>>31386700
Well that certainly slowed me down
>>31386533
Is this a jojo reference?
"Well atleast I still have my personality."
HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA.
>>31386533
Holy shit is that a JoJo reference?
>>31385971
"It was his hat Mr. Krabs, he was number one!"
HOW TOUGH AM I?!
*rips heart out of organs*
Worship the magic conch!
MY LEG
East? I thought you said west!
>>31386730
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left you lights on.
Sandy's a girl?
>>31386533
>>31386791
SpongeBob! My legs are frozen solid! You're going to have to cut them off with a saw!
>>31386931
No, Patrick, I can't do that!
Why not?
Because I already cut off my own arms
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice!
You and me, we're like brothers. Only closer.
You've got looks, talent, all you need now is a full head of...
Too bad that didn't kill me
>>31387288
HAIR!
"Stupidity ain't a virus! But it sure is spreading like one..."
>>31386146
>Implying escargot are snails
You're good, you're good, you're good!
And say hello to used napkin
>>31387511
kek
>>31386146
Hello, fancy French restaurant? I’ve got a naughty snail here who won’t take a bath.
Put those eyeballs back in your head, son.
>Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?
>>31386794
weast not west
PUT IT IN!
>I am the master at Kara-tay
>>31387812
"I love money-ay!"
>>31387073
>>31387674
How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.
>>31387993
Fucking forgot pic
>>31386047
UH HUH HUH HUH HUHH HAHHAA!
You know, we sea monsters have made great strides in the fields of science and literature.
>>31386630
NEHOY MENOY HOY MENYOY
>>31388415
INFINITE KEKS
Sounds like a lot of
"Squidward, where are you!? Shield me with your forehead!"
Right! So if we all could just PRETEND that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure we could all pull together, and discover what it truly means... to be in a marching band!
"FUUUUTURE"
It's too bad that didn't kill me
>Just the three of us: you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
>>31389076
that's not the quote egghead
>>31386547
I only replied so the sentence wouldn't continue underneath the image.
>>31387495
Kek
I DEFY YOU HEART MAN
Boo-Boo Keys!
All hail the magic conch!
Aw, cheer up. It could be worse!
Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose!
>No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
>>31388481
This is a good post
What could be worse than a giant bubble?
>>31390526
Oh I know! TWO giant paint bubbles!
>STRIKE POSES WITH ME!
You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve..
>>31389418
ITS BIG
AND SCARY
ANDPINK
>>31386292
NEE HOY MINOY
>>31387511
>Oh curse you cruel fate. Once again, you've left me covered in the sticky goo of my own folly. Only this time, I'm all alone.
I'm so cold.. I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks!
>>31390586
I'm s-so cold.. I'm shivering!
"And stop starin' at me with them big ol' eyes!"
It must've eaten Wormy!
I'm HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED!!
SOILED IT!!
SOILED IT!!
SOILED IT!!
SOILED IT!!
SOILED IT!!
SOILED IT!!
SOILED IT!!
That's not crazy talk, this is crazy talk!
Ice Cream!
What am I now?
Uh.. Stupid?
No! I'm Silvally!
What's the difference?
THE MONKEY CHAIN!
>>31390672
TWO ice creams!
>>31390678
THE MONKEY'S FIST!
>>31390689
THE MONKEY!
We're not cavemen!
We have technology!
Hey pal, you just blow in from Stupid Town?
>>31390682
two genders :^)
Wow, you destroyed that guy without even touching him.
Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of.. spongy material!
99% hot gas
1% evil
I'm so scared it feels like I'm gonna throw up.
VICTORY SCREEEEEEEEEECH
We should just change our names to Why and Bother.
MORE POWERRR
MOOOREEE POWWWERRRR
MAXIMUUUMMM POOWEEERRRR
Where's the leek, m'am?
Wanna see me run to that mountain and back
...
Wanna see me do it again?
Why is it whenever i'm having fun, it's wrong?
Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
Oh right. We don't have a son.
1% evil, 99% hot gas
>>31385971
Why the fuck do you guys know so many Spongebob quotes?
[Struggles to bend straw]
Stupid inflatable pants!
Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing pants today!
>>31387832
"I hate all of you"
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma...
You want me to explode?
>>31388015
Are you finished with those... errands?
It's not the boots. It's the bootY.
Did somebody say boom?!
>>31390591
I'm so cold I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks
>>31391361
This.
You have the physique of Atlas! MAKE POSES WITH ME!
I know of a place where you never get harmed
A magical place with magical charms
Indoors, indoors
Indoooooooooooooooooors
>>31386061
Perfect
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>31391361
>he doesn't know any quotes from spongebob
>>31387495
T-R-I-C-K
R-O-O-M
>We still don't have a sponge pokemon
"Oh, these aren't pies. They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs."
>Let me guess, a small salad?
>>31391361
Spongebob came out in 1999.
People who were born in January 1999 are now 18 years old.
Well, I would, but sadly I am only an eel
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>31385971
Spongebob is shit
>>31394869
i don't remember that quote
>>31390710
*choice-locks meteor mash*
BANG BANG BANG
>>31394861I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9s
>>31390678
>>31390689
>>31390698
"Its not just a boulder; it's a ROCK!"
>What? Its just an ordinary Krabby... OH MY GOODNESS!
>>31390799
>LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Another "BIG. MEATY. CLAWS"
>>31386533
I want ceaser to smear semen across his nide body like its salad dressing. And then have him say to Joseph,"You're wearing dressing aswell,why dont we change that?"
>>31392698
>tfw no dish pokemon to be its opposite version counterpart
>>31385971
>I was a wimp before Anchor Arms! Now I'm a jerk, and everyone loves me!
>>31390678
>>31390689
>>31390698
THIS WINS
Photosynthesis, photosynthesis, photosynthesis.
"I guess we should introduce ourselves. This is Olaf. And this is Olaf. And this is Olaf. This... is Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, And... um...."
"Olaf."
"Olaf!"
>>31398509
"So, let me guess. Your name must be...."
"That's right. Gordon."
Her name is Mystery
>If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well that would just be okay.