Has everyone who says that Hau's personality is just "malasadas

>>31366925
its just a dying meme, so let it die my friend

>>31366925
and OP is basically "shitposts lmao"

The thing is, his personality gets reduced by almost everyone in-game to "malasadas lmao" (beside Gladion who gets pissed off that he's so happy-go-lucky), which is actually kinda sad.

>>31366925
Hau could've been a great rival if he used a monotype team based on his starter because kahunas are type specialists.

>>31367006
>having an easier team to sweep would have made him a great rival
What did he mean by this?

>>31366925
He is basically a guy filled with inferiority complex who adapted the "dude Malasada LMAO" so people would not expext much and pressure him in process. However he keep using it to the point he became the mask himself, so he deserve any joke and insult we swing at him.

>>31366955
What is with you people and filters? Are you allergic to pixels or something?

>>31366955
That part was quite funny desu.

>>31367037
a pixel fucked my mom

>playing as male

>cherry picking the only 4 lines of text in which he doesn't talk about mah ensaladas

>>31367065
Anon, my son, I am that pixel.

>>31366925
I've never said he didn't have personality, I contend that his personality and character isn't very interesting.

>>31366925
I liked him as a rival. He wasn't great, but he was good and had some good dialogue.

I never struggled on his fights either. I'm glad some people found his A-Raichu to difficult though.

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>>31366925
Hau's a real nigga desu

>>31367089
Male MC is the canon.

>>31366925
desu i only really recall him even talking about malasadas 2 or 3 times. Barely know what malasada even is i mean they're essentially just special potions right

Hau a qt

>yfw he will grow up to be a bear-ass huge motherfucker like Hala
>brown muscle mountain with Hau's adorbs smiling baby face

i can only get so wet

You are right, he's also the kind of person that acts stupid and when people don't put up with his bullshit gets offended.
>Wow man, I play tic-tac-toe for fun man. get a life Oh em gee

>>31367234
Full heals, just like most regional foods.

>>31367219
Wrong.

I think both Lillie and Gladion benefits from having a pokémon to bounce off, even if it's not really shown much in the latter's case.

There wasn't really anything like that for Hau. He had pokémon, but he wasn't really shown interracting with them, and nothing much was even implied.

>>31367235
i want to cum inside Bear Mode Hau

>>31367284
but it's true

He also has being in love with Lillie and being completely crushed when she leaves him forever

>>31366934
>>31366944

Him and Gladion are secretly in love with each other. They just don't realize it yet.

This guy is just intelligent by luck

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>>31368019
hmmmm, shota otp

>>31367219
>le canon XD
How does it feel that you canonically have autism?

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>>31367235

>>31368019
Are gay shippers worse than furfags?
Answer: Truly and without a doubt.

>>31367219
Not true but he is cuter than the girl which is what matters.

>>31366925
Hau's personality is being an annoying fuck that's insufferably happy all the time
I want to punch him in the face, along with 90% of the game's cast

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>>31366925
>mfw I soft reset when he called me out

>>31368165
>namefag
>actually a pussy
it fits

>>31366925
>>31366934
>>31366944
>>31366955
dude, GF shill, lmao

>>31368625
>posts evidence that a character isn't one dimensional
>shill
are you retarded?

>>31366955
The smartest thing that kid said the entire game.

>>31367947
Nope.

>>31366934
He and Gladion have the best banter. Actually Hau seems to make fun of people left and right.

>>31367235
>Hau is the bear
>Gladion is the twink
What would Sun grow up to be?

>>31370518
straight

>>31366925
Did you? He is exactly like that.
Also, checkem

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>>31368165

>he remembers the soft reset

>>31367965
I thought that came out of nowhere desu

>>31370543
gross

>>31370518
twunk

>>31368165
>>31370572
explain?

>>31366955
I've never thought he was "smart". Faba was just stupid.

>>31369304
>Hau
>not one dimensional

>>31370357
Yup.

>>31371166
Nah.

>>31367219
Did you just assume my gender!?

>>31366925
What's the point of making this a gif?

>>31370821
i think they mean they SRed to choose the "right" answer (the one that doesnt make Hau say the dialogue in the OP)

>>31371217
Yea.

>>31374490
Not really.

>>31367235
Expose thine mammaries or be gone from this place, foul wench.

>>31366925
Yeah, and when he isn't he's there being an annoying little shit. Still not a good character.

>>31366925
When he mentioned his dad I felt so fucking bad for him.

>>31367116
>Ensaladas

Mah duddy xDD

He may say a few things beyond "I love shitty food" and "time to get my ass kicked again," but not much more.

The only time he seems like an actual human is briefly when he lets Lilly get kidnapped because he's a pathetic waste of life, but even then he starts jibbering and laughing half a second later.

They could delete him from the game entirely and no one would notice. He's just a dumbass.

The only people he appeals to are faggots who want a hugbox 2d character to give them compliments whenever they press the friend button.

>>31367116
There are 55 instances of "malasada" in the game's text and only 10 are from Hau. 80% of those 10 are "end of dialogue - gonna get malasada"

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>>31366925

>>31367176
>Tfw I got an Umbreon in preparation

>>31369304
Dude, still shilling, lmao
go eat malasadas

>>31377283
>i didn't read any of the game's dialogue: the post

>>31374508
Yes really.

He is more than "malasadas lmao", thing is the rest of Alola treats him as the malasada guy and he always gets the cuck treatment for being second to you

I rushed through the story so i didnt pay much attention to what anybody said.

>>31377912
Negative.

>>31366955
"The villains in Sun/Moon are actually competent unlike in Gen 3" -Shofu
>Sun/Moon LITERALLY points out the incompetence of their villains
Fucking. Glorious.

When will gamefreak deliver a pokemon game with competent villains with an actual evil motive?
Team flare was the closest to "lets kill everyone lmao" but everyone else just wants to steal pets

Malasadas aren't even all that great.

>>31377574
>had to prepare for Hau fight
And people said he was too easy

>>31378284
>Archie and Maxie really think they can control weather changing behemonths and expand land/sea.
>Guzma is just trying to make some profit from a rich and insane widow

>>31366925
But he basically IS just "malasadas lmao"