https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuC4YLLkqME
Get in here. Will Starfags be BTFO?
denialfags about to be BTFO so hard
I guess this is the thread huh
I'm so hyped for whatever happens!
Also thanks for the link OP
>>31359977
Better have those Groundon memes at the ready.
>>31360020
I'm ready
>>31360004
I'm gonna lurk and get /comfy/ here
>>31360009
Oh shit, i'm so fucking hype right now, not for pokemon, but for whatever they may announceI'm actually waiting for that pikmin 4 gameAnd maybe some pokemon spinoff, we're long overdue one of those
Can't wait 'til starsfags get btfo
HERE WE GO ITS STARTING
>>31360004
TWO
W W
OWT
AND SO IT BEGINS
Less than a minute. Get hyped even if there is no Pokemon.
Here we go guys. Cross fingers for a good presentation!!
>>31359977
old jap dude?
stars confirmed cucks btfo
>>31360093
The odds of a new mainline game being announced is the same odds of a 3rd gender being discovered — 0%
SKYRIM?????
Eurocucks BTFO
>>31359977
switch confirmed dead
300 dollars
haha, switch BTFO on arrival
>Paid online service
REEEEEEEEEEE
>no region locking
thank you daddy nintendo
>No region lock
Whoo
>>31360135
i cant wait to pay for nintendo live gold
>>31359977
>paid online
fuck , well there goes the switch
Paid online?! Fug, let's stick to the 3ds
This really is turning into catchup season featuring nintendo
>>31360142
>>31360144
Don't Xbox and PS have that too?
Ahahahahaha paid online
>>31360156
They do and it sucks.
>>31360156
i play 70% of ps and xbox games on pc because im not a cuck
>paid online
poorfags on suicide watch
dat ugly ass controller
>>31360161
Ahahahahaha tripfag
>>31360169
simply won't buy it now
most poorfags aren't cucks and we're the majority so it's gonna hurt nintendo alot
TINY CONTROLLER
the joycon is a big fat mess
>>31359977
That's a really fucking tiny controller. How much is this shitty thing going to fucking cost?
people with man hands on suicide watch
>>31360206
$300
How the fuck am I supposed to hold that thing if my palm is bigger then it
>>31360207
those crazy tiny jap manlets win again
Don't lose those fucking tiny controllers or you're gonna want to cut your balls off!
>sharing the Joy
I both love and hate this. It's so damn corny.
The day Microsoft leaves the console space will be the day we all celebrate. They ruined everything.
I've never seen a video game controller before so this is important.
>>31360222
STRAPS CONFIRMED
>>31360206
well you can buy eight of them. I was worried about this because I wouldn't be able to play with dormmates without buying hecka Switch consoles if they only came with one
>>31360223
literally cannot stop thinking of LISA whenever they say this
>>31360211
That's fucking ridiculous, I'm not even a poorfag and I don't wanna buy it.
>Rock Paper Scissors confirmed
Will there finally be a decent Yugioh game /vp/?
HD RUMBLE IS A GIFT TO PORN
>>31360216
>wait for the new nintendo switch xl
YOU THOUGHT THE ABILITY TO SWITCH FROM HOME TO MOBILE WAS THE GIMICK, BUT NO, THE CONTROLLERS WERE THE GIMICK ALL ALONG!
>>31360256
goddammit twinfags are orgasming
>>31360256
I'm fucking shook
oh look it's not Pokemon again
>1 2 Switch!
Leaks confirmed for legit.
>>31360270
WAIT its not over
>>31359977
Is the Switch DOA now?
IT ALL CUMS TOGETHER
CUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM
Not gonna lie playing without screens is pretty cool
>>31360272
How
is it confirmed they were going to reveal games?
>>31360270
stfu havent even shown off actual games yet you fucking fag
>>31360275
He said the next game was challenging and replayable. Definitely not Stars.
>you can take the switch to parties
>implying people who play video games have a social life
STARS FAGS BTFO!!!
Battle Revolution 2 when
they're gonna fuck oh shit
>>31360281
please don't put pokemon games on this abortion
>>31360280
Like tag? Or real life games? They've existed for years kid. Go outside.
What is this Jap shit?
>>31360291
IT'S REAL
That game actually looks pretty fun.
>>31360296
You know what I meant you picky bastard
>IT'S JUST CALLED ARMS
>LEGS WHEN
>>31360291
fuck
so splatoon fags on wiiU are cucked forever
ARMS
JOJO
>>31360291
There's no Pokemon there, it's over folks.
>>31360291
n-no pokemon... oh
>>31360291
Arms confirmed.
Pack up shows over.
>>31360291
STARFAGS BTFO
>ARMS
you all thought of this guy right?
>>31360291
SAY IT WITH ME
STAR FAGS BTFO
>>31359977
Not even my sex life is as disappointing as this
>>31360310
A year from now , we'll all be hyped for LEGS
>>31360326
STAR FAGS BTFO
>>31360291
>nothing for pokémon
ok bye
Why do you guys think a pokemon game will be on a home console
Told you there'd be no Pokemon so soon, fags.
Pokémon sarms confirmed
>>31360291
Well fuck. I'm going to bed then.
>>31360335
Because there have been several pokémon games on home consoles before?
Spring game will release this spring
>>31360308
If they make the online versus less of a laggy, unbalanced trainwreck I am 100% ok with them moving to a new console.
starsfags BTFO
How does it feel being let down by self generated hype stemming solely from speculation?
>>31360353
Not a mainstream game, just stuff like snap and stadium
>splatoon roombas
I bought peanut butter for nothing, but I'm glad I was right.
Aww, no Metroid. Not surprised.
>not calling it Spla2n
Missed opportunity.
>literally nobody cares about cancertoon anymore
Wheres Pokémon REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>31360368
Pretty average? That's well within the scope of normal human behavior.
Jesus Christ this presentation is awful.
Why are they making another waggle console?? I thought we were done with that cancer.
>>31360383
I KNOW RIGHT?! You had one job Nintendo!
>>31360392
bad opinion
>>31360291
>STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
STAR BELIEVERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>31360371
>like snap and stadium
And? They were still pokémon games.
Not everyone here is a retarded Starsfag, some people still were just expecting some pokémon spin-off to be announced in this event.
nintendo switch is a meme
it's dead, nintendo is a mess
goodnight
It's literally Pikachu Snapchat.
This translator sounds like some awkward teen.
>>31360388
Yeah, everyone doesn't care about it so hard, their squid hatsune mikus had two concerts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOtjUG5PXlE
Aye...Iwata you are not, my good sir.
>>31360398
This. Also idiots will be selling millions of consoles less without a pokemon game, its like they dont want the moneys.
>cartoonish people? in MY city? its more likely than you think
>the leak was real
I am so disappointed right now.
>>31360395
You actually like waggleshit?
>>31359977
Fucking pimp daddy bowser though
>Bowser is a pimp
THe series got real dark
At least the new mario looks good.
>Mario we jojo now Bowser
>fucking minish cap
I don't know why but I love this Koizumi fuck
>>31360430
Did you really expect a canon Pokemon game on a home console?
>Mario with a roll
>Mario with a neat hat buddy and neat hat tricks
>Bowser dressing fly as fuck
This is gonna be good.
>>31360443
I'd have loved Pokemon Snap 2 personally.
>>31360443
I just want a goddamn Pokemon game. Any Pokemon game >>31360398
>>31360443
>canon
canonfags are the worst
XENOBLADE
>That giant ass dragon
>>31360291
He missed xenoblade 2
>Xenoblade wasn't in the leak
So there may still be stuff we don't know about yet
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THAT WASN'T ON THE LEAK
Xenoblade 2 wasn't in the leak, was it? Is the hype back on?
Holy fuck. Xenoblade 2 wasn't in the leak.
Starfags not BTFO yet?
im still fucking butthurt by splatoon 2 being switch-exclusive
they even said if splatoon ever came to the switch there'd be ways for wiiU players to play with switch players
guess whoever bought the wiiU is just dead to nintendo
serves me well for giving them a chance
gues i'll become a dedicated PCfag from now on
>>31360291
Xenoblade 2 isn't on the list.
wat do
HOLD UP GUYS. XENOBLADE2? That wasn't in the leak.
>>31360291
>>31360460
THERE IS HOPE
>Xenoblade and Fire Emblem aren't on the list
I doubt there's going to be a Stars this soon, but at least there's still some surprises left.
Xenoblade wasn't on the leak
THERE'S STILL HOPE /VP/OREONS
>Over 80 games in development
You sure Pokemon ain't one of 'em?
Oh shit dream is still alive
And an FE Warriors.
THIS ISN'T OVER YET
oh boy leak was messy, faggot idiots have a new hope with this one.
>no Groudons yet
I am disappoint-
>Xenoblade
Oh shit.
>>31360291
Where's xenoblade2?!
We Pokémon now. We did it!
>>31360291
>I don't have to buy a NoGamesSation4 to play Disgaea 5
FUCK
YES
JUST STOP YOU STARFAGS.
ACCEPT YOUR FATE.
NO HOPE.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE SMTV WOAH SHIT DICKS
shin megami tensei!!!!
>>31360491
I already posted one here >>31360041 but have another.
FUCK FUCK FUCK.
THIS WASN'T IN THE LEAK EITHER>
STARFAGS WILL BE BTFO.
I GUARAFUCKINGTEE IT.
>new SMT
>>31360291
Also there's no Shin Megami Tensei, THERE'S HOPE
How long is this presentation anyways?
>>31360462
XENOBLADE 2(TWO)
Nice necklace, SEGA man.
You just look like a tool, is all.
Sega cucks get out
DAMMIT YOU STARFAGS.
YOUR HOPE WILL BE CRUSHED.
Holy shit Sega on suicide watch.
>SMT
Welp, I guess I'm getting a Switch.
SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT
PLEASE DON'T CENSOR IT
YOU'LL BUY A SWITCH FOR SKYRIM, RIGHT ANONS?!
IT JUST WORKS
T
J
U
S
T
W
O
R
K
S
TODD HOWARD AHHHHHHH
SEGA BENDING THE KNEE AGAIN.
Also. Skyrim isn't relevant anymore. This isn't 2012.
>skyrim
>not a Japanese person
Fucking dropped
FUCK OFF TODD STOP RUINING FALLOUT AND ELDER SCROLLS
>skyrim again
Boy I sure can't wait for Skyrim: Hyper Platinum Version on the PS7 in twenty years.
Tank you, Todd-san.
>That music and background...Metroid confirmed?
>It's Skyrim V
REEEEE NINTENDO WHY? SAMUS DESERVES A NEW GAME
post your reaction when
"LET'S SWITCH TO JUNICHI MASUDA"
i still won't give them my money
i would if only there was no paid online
GET A GRIP, TRANSLATOR GUY
You okay there translator?
I think this translator's getting tired or drunk or some shit.
Did he just have a fucking seizure? That was fucking awkward.
I came here to laugh at you.
>inb4 masuda is the next switched person
>not Pokémon
>another item that's not Pokémon
>even more not Pokémon
Fuck this shit, call me when it gits gud.
God this translator sucks.
>>31360550
We all believed in you, translator-San REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>31360561
FIRE THE TRANSLATOR
MOTHERFUCKING SMT5
BUYING THIS SHIT DAY FUCKING ONE
>>31360553
He sounds like he's a teen who doesn't know what he's doing. Awkward as fuck. Sounds nervous. Did they get this kid off the street?
I know nothing about this man and i already want him dead
>>31360548
>>31360550
>>31360552
>>31360553
its not his fault. this japanese guy is awkward
This poor kid needs some confidence and practice, Jesus fuck.
XENOBLADE 2
>>31360549
Y'all wanted better online service, right? Well, gotta fucking pay up for something that is expensive as fuck to run.
>>31359977
poor translator dude, he choked hard
I can only imagine how stressful it is to translate on the go like that, props to the dude anyway
It feels like the translator doesn't even translate a quarter of what he says.
>>31360562
>so um- something we've been uh... uh working on... we will have a uh game that uh...
>EA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EA OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REEE!!! EA get out!
>EA
>>31360571
Dialect issue perhaps?
BOOOOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE, EA
BASED NEW TRANSLATOR-SAN
looks like starfags have been btfo'd were already in 3rd party
>ea
>relevant
>TRAVIS STRIKES AGAIN
>Translator stops translating for the white guy
racism
>sports game
WHO
GIVES
A
SHIT
FIFA LMAO FIFA FIFA LAMOMAMO
FIFA FIFA LELELELELEL
>social
Fuck off
FUCK OFF EA YOU CONFUCKERS.Sadly Nintendo does need this aspect for Switch to even have a chance to succeed. Still, fuck EA
>>31360224
T W O C O N S O L E S I N O N E
>EA
Bathroom break everyone
>>31359977
>FIFA
>>31360590
TWO
Still, fuck EA.
you know, sports
what every nerd likes to play
So how many of these nips at the conference are in to Fifa?
>>31360590
college-age dudebros who think Miller Light is real beer and whose vocabularies consist primarily of "yolo," "swag," and ",duuuuude."
dunt give a shit can we get to the next thing
I love playing sports but also not moving.
>>31360609
Probably like seven, at best.
>>31360609
none, they are loyal to PES
>FIFA
>sports games
FUCKING WHO GIVES A SHIT
haha FIFA on those tiny controllers and tiny screen
that's what the ps and xbox is for you crazy bastards
>no pokemon
dead on arrival
>No mother 3 or stars
lmao
And we're done, keep your STARS shit out of vp
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
>Afterbirth + was shit
>Switch is shit
2017 is going to be worse than 2016
I KNEW THERE WOULDN'T BE ANYTHING ABOUT A NEW GAME
>implying it's over
>>31360639
This, Zelda hasn't been shown yet.
>leak didn't mention NMH
NANI?!
Did the entire presentation seriously have nothing Pokémon? Fuck them.
It's over, boys
>>31360639
It is over though.
>Pro controller
>looks like an XBone controller
>>31360651
Nope, Zelda. They need to confirm release date once and for all.
Well I just wasted my fucking time. Arms looks cool though.
STARFAGS HAVE BEEN BTFOD PPFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>31360658
yeah why the fuck has there been nothing about zelda BOTW
i can't stop laughing
weeks of anons shitposting, silenced in a single hour
how does it feel, nerds
>>31360668
It's comin'
my body is reggie XD
>no Stars
How can they even HOPE to recover?Fuck my asshole daddy Reggie
>FIFA sports shit
>outdated skyrim shit
>splatoon shit
>some RPG jap-only shit
>wii boxing 2.0 shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STARS FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HERE IT COMES
>>31360206
More than a ps4
>>31360670
i was hoping i buy a switch and pokemon stars instead of paying a scalper's price for a 3ds and buying S&M
i's not over yet
there was literally never even a slight possibility for something such as "stars" in the first place. I wonder why they didn't introduce another unrelated Pokemon game though, makes you really think if the franchise is even that important for them if they shit on it like that.
>REGGIE GIVING US ALL THAT HYPE
>IT'S LOZ
FUCKING NINTENDO
>ONE MORE THING
HERE IT FUCKING COMES
>>31360704
>not being hype for LoZ
It's over, Starfags BTFO
>>31360708
afraid not, anon.
>>31360712
kys
STAR FAAAAAGS B T F OOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>31360712
>implying it's not going to be the third installment Super Mario Dildo Simulator 2017
>one more thing after this Zelda bullshit
We hope now boys
>>31360732
THIS
>>31360732
I'm not hopeful.
say it with me lads
>STARS
>FAGS
>B
>T
>F
>O
I'm seriously buffled at the delusion in this thread. In what world do you faggots life that you think Pokemon is even important enough as a franchise to get mentioned last on such an event?
>>31359977
>That little glimmer of hope starfags had just now only for it to be instantly snuffed out.
they're not gonna end it on pokemon, let's be serious, zelda hype is far greater than yet another pokemon game.
>>31360743
This, unfortunately.
I was hopeful, but whatever.
>it's LOZ
fucking hell
thanks starfags for making me watch such a half-ass launch of games
FUCK YEAH FUCKING LAUNCH DAY ONE HYPE BOYS
REMEMBER MORE EVENTS TOMORROW AND THE DAY AFTER
>>31359977
>NOT the CD-I voices
0/10
>>31360738
Tell me why you think that they think Nintendo would reveal a new game not 3 months after the previous one was released?
>>31359997
BTFO! Denialfags won. BITCHES!
That was fun.
Shall we move on to the shitposting now?
>>31360740
Not one of them but it is the 2nd most successful video game franchise ever. You'd have to be retarded to think they weren't showing Zelda last though.
>>31360763
try reading my post again
denialfags won, starsfags were btfo
>>31360756
Only for Zelda. LOL BTFO.
>obnoxious Starsfags get blown the fuck out
>obnoxious "[untrustworthy Twitter leaker] is trustworthy" fags blown the fuck out
>no Region Lock means I can play imports without having to buy a second system again
>decent spread of games that ensure I will buy one, but not feel obligated to at launch, meaning I am free to buy a PS4 this month like I planned
Everything went far better than expected.
BTFO
T
F
O
>>31360781
This is no a wow thread.
>>31360781
Hell yeahlawfags a shit
>not Pokémon at all
I know these things almost never deliver, but Goddamn, they would normally at least have something related to Pokémon. I think we need a third version of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
>>31360807
>>31360756
This. We will get more news soon.
See you in late April/early May, Starsfags
We should at least look forward to May. If there really is a Pokemon game coming this year then May or June is a nice sweet spot to hit for an announcement.
>>31359977
welp
thanks to this im not buying a switch
fuck the pokemon bullshit
im mad because splatoon 2 is switch-only and nintendo SWITCHED over to paid online bulllshit like microsoft and sony
and since BOTW is also a WiiU title then i have no need for the bullshit shown here
i hope it dies like the WiiU
>>31360832
>>31360827
The only time anything Pokemon has been revealed with a system was the names of DP on a list of DS games.
>>31360863
>>31360852
>nintendo SWITCHED over to paid online bulllshit
And if they don't step their game up in a big way, I'm not paying for it. They're so far behind Microsoft and Sony at the moment in regards to online services that it's almost audacious to announce it's paid before showing anything about it.
Fuck off Nintendo.
>>31360878
>>31360740
>buffled
>star
You fucking morons. The sun is already a star, so the third game being called stars would be redundant.
>>31360896
>>31360914
>>31360904
I bet you believe the Earth is a ball as well
>>31360904
stars is the codename you fucking retard
>>31359977
kek
i swear i can hear the sound of Starfags hanging themselves from here
such a beautiful noise
>>31360928
I fucking hate can't stand Zelda. It's like basic white girl trash.
>>31360933
Pokémon Earth confirmed
>>31360945
>>31360933
How does that relate to what I said at all?
>>31360937
>too stupid to even type correctly
>>31360963
>>31360981
>>31360947
>you will never be a basic bitch
>>31361003
My last one
>>31361019
Thank you groudonposter
>>31360020
I KNEW IT
>>31360807
>>31360832
>>31360863
>>31360878
>>31360896
>>31360914
>>31360928
>>31360945
>>31360963
>>31361003
>>31361019
>>31361313
damn this takes me back to early SM leak season when nothing important was revealed for like 4 months and this and Roothoot were half the fucking threads