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>5 foot 11 inches >I'm taller than an Incineroar

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>5 foot 11 inches
>I'm taller than an Incineroar

Goddamn it why can't Pokemon be bigger and cooler? Always irked me how small legendaries/intentionally badass Pokemon were. A 7 or 8 foot Incineroar, a 10 foot Tyranitar, or a 12-15 foot Tyrantrum would've been ideal. But I always imagine them so much bigger than they really are. Anybody else think that if some Pokemon were just a little taller they'd be much cooler?
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Monlets are the norm because the Japanese are manlets. These ARE "giant" to them.
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>6 foot 11
Are you a lanklet?
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>>31358473
Holy fuck you're right.
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Celesteela should be 50 feet.
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>>31358480
6 foot 1. Wouldn't have posted this if I were that tall cuz then I'd know I was a freak of nature and would have no room to complain.
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>>31358502
Now this is a rare example where it's too big. 30'02"? Holy fuck it didn't seem that large.
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>>31358465
I think the weights are the fucked up bit.
Steelix weighs 881 pounds, but should weigh hundreds of tons.
Registeel weighs 451 pounds but should weigh 39 tons.
Regirock weighs the same amount but should weigh 11 tons.
Regice weighs 385 pounds but should weigh 612 pounds.
Groudon weighs 2094 pounds but should weigh 15 tons.
Making them bigger just adds more ridiculousness to this bullshit and with Gamefreak not knowing math makes it worse.
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>tfw 5'3
>but got a 9.7 inch dick
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Good for you anon.
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>>31358582
Sadly most women don't date midgets.
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>>31358582
I'm almost foot taller than you
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>>31358465
Incineroar is a cruiserweight wrestler, cruiserweights must be under 205 pounds, and tend to be under 6 feet tall.
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>>31358465
This whole obsession with height has gotten out of control in the last few years. We're going to be hearing about under 7 foot tall manlets in a couple years.

Like, I'm only 5'10" and I'm taller than 80% of the people around me everywhere I go. In what universe is 5'11" short?
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>I want Pokemon to be huge
They're literally POCKET MONSTERS

I for one always loved the idea of a Pokemon like Tyranitar being a terror to other Pokemon, but a compact midget its Trainer could hold back with one arm.
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>Dunsparce and Salamence are the same height
I can see Salamence being 4'11" since they're kinda slouchy, but Colosseum had me believe Dunsparce was hardly a foot tall. It could actually mean length, which would probably make more sense.
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>>31358465
They're tall compared to the protags and most NPCs. Please leave and take your autism with you.
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>>31358582
You're using the ruler backwards anon
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>>31358705
Dunsparce is length and Salamence is height, as seen in the ORAS Pokedex. It varies from Pokemon to Pokemon.
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Who cares? Why is this an issue?
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>>31358465
Even in the anime they make them look taller, because they know how much ridiculous this is.
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>>31358684
Thank you for the cute mental image.
Though Tyranitar is 6"7'.
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>>31358473
This. Consider the target audience, OP.
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