>He somehow scored not once, but twice. >Olivia never

I imagine mohn looking strapping before being stranded in jelly bean land

>>31352586
He's white

Not married =/= not scoring
I'm pretty sure that when Olivia goes to check how their Pokes are doing at Pelago she takes the chance to screw this aryan bear.

>>31352586
Beans made Mohn fat.

That or Lusamine likes burly dudes.

>>31352586
>Why?
Media created by sad men for sad boys.

>>31352586
He was a scientist.

>>31352586
Tapu Lele

>>31353116

feel free to go back to tumblr at any time, fattie

>>31353293
And? Since when did science get u laid?

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>>31353355
Must be sad to have developers assuming that you're a fat loser living on their mom's basement.

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>>31353459

>proving his point by responding with a shitpost

>>31352586
I wish there was Mohn porn.

>>31353479
Lusamine pls
You can do better

>>31352594
>>31353084
I just assumed Lusamine was a chubby chaser.

>>31353479
Lusamine pls go back to being in a coma

>>31353479
He barely even gets fanart and constantly ignored in Lillie's family group picture
Poor guy

>>31353500
You chubs can look good if they are not too fat and take care of themselfs.

>>31352586
he has a big dick , that the reason why lusamine becomes mad after he disappeared

>>31352586
>lusamine is into everything that's beautiful
>married this fat fuck

>>31353473
>his
>samefagging this hard

As if I care about "his" point. I'm more worried about making my own. Unless you seriously think that it's realistic for a woman like Lusamine marry an ugly dude like Mohn.

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>>31353517
>You chubs can look good

>>31353767

Hot chick's marry ugly dudes IRL all the time. They just have to have something besides looks. Wealth, power, charm....

>brilliant scientist
>good with his hands as evidenced by his development and upkeep of the pelago
>probably has a great sense of humor if he was fat before vanishing through the wormhole

Mohn is fuckin sexy desu

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>>31353767

>being dense enough to continue replying

Regardless of your continued mental deficiency, hot chicks marry ugly men all the time. I realize you've never actually spoken to a functioning woman, but in reality women marry based off of social factors more often than looks due to a natural desire for security or companionship, ie factors of wealth, intelligence, humour, talent, etc. Unsurprisingly relationships built on appearance tend to fall apart.

>>31353895
The opposite also happens yet we never see that reflected on the games.

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>>31354043
This is is diaper art, isn't it?

>>31353780
>implying that hala is ugly

he was probably really hot before he did the pelago thing

he got fat and tan

upboating the forced meme bread q:-)

I imagine Mohn just looked like a more mature Gladion before he went to Pokepelago. Or maybe he just has a huge cock or something.

>>31353767

You know, Mohn could've been a hottie that got fat since all he can do is sit on an island and eat beans...

>>31355780
That would be a fair explanation, I'll take that.

>>31352594
He still is. His outfit just isn't very flattering.

>>31352586
Because he has game, Olivia has AIDs.

Hes prob fat and lusamine married him for that aether $$$$$$

>A)
He was sexy as hell before becoming an bean eating island bum

>B)
He is her brother and is therefore the only person Lusamine thought had good enough genes to produce offspring with.

>C)
Lusamine has a Bara fetish.

>D)
He reminds her of Guzzlord and her UB fetish

Take your pick.

>>31353500
>>31353517
I was going to say woman being chubby chaser was dirty lie, but then i remembered the fat guy from the Dex fucks a cute redhead girl who's also a vet, how anon? why does he have?

>>31355974
I thought that Lusamine was the heiress and Mohn was just a researcher.

>>31353691
Means she found something beautiful in him, obviously.
Dude's a kind guy who helps you out for free and runs a place for your boxed Pokemon to have fun. Whatever else you can say about Lusamine, it can't be denied that she loved the right man.

>>31355974
lusamine was the rich one probably mohn was just working there

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Mohn, before pokepelago

>>31352586
he only had a sedentary lifestyle /after/ being stranded on the Pelago, given his bodyframe shape, this motherfucker was probably swole as fuck, he could probably still punch someone's head off.

>>31357465
This implies he and Lusamine met before ORAS, yet she doesn't show up.
Let's just say they had a divorce then got back together

He's clearly an escape fantasy character. Lived a normal life until one day deciding fuck it, I'm gonna do what I love and run a place for pokemon to chill and I get to eat beans all days.

Most people surely feel like this sometimes. He's just a character who has gone and done it.

>>31357465
I feel like this is the result if Kukui and Mohn merged imo

>>31352586
Twice? Gladion and Lily are twins. You fucking twat!

>>31353500
I imagine mohn was skinny and lusamine was chubbyish but went anorexic to pull off the phermosa look

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>You will never be a jolly fat guy with a cute thin wife

I just want to date Anzujaamu and totally smush her body beneath mine.

>>31357465
I'd rather take Mohn than that secret base guy.

>>31356131
I was once rejected by a girl because she said she likes guys with a bit of a belly.

>>31355974
Lusamine is the daughter of the founder of Aether Foundation