You're now a superhero based on the Pokémon whose Pokédex number is the last three numbers of your post. If your last three digits are a number higher than 802, subtract your number from 1000.
What are your powers, what is your name, and what do you do?
>>31343895
rollin
>>31343895
roll
>>31343895
Roll
>>31343895
rollypolly ravioli
>>31343895
This is cool
>>31343895
Let's do this.
>>31343961
I'M JIGGLYPUFF MAN AND I SUBDUE CRIMINALS BY SINGING THEM TO SLEEP
>>31343986
Literally Worthless Man, with the ability to sit around all day and look somewhat angry. At least I know how to tie a tie.
>>31343895
Fuck it, roll.
>>31343895
rolling
>>31344030
>Nidorina
So I'm the thicc leg'd sidekick to a Nidoking main hero.
>>31343895
haha benis
>>31343895
rollin
>>31344066
machop my ass please
Rollin'
>>31343895
rollin
>>31343895
Roll
>>31343895
hmmm...
>>31344429
Mismagius? Well, guess I could rip off Dr. Strange for awhile.
Payin' the roll toll.
>>31343895
aw fuggin and rollin
>>31344462
At the end of the Cold War, a fanatic member of the East German terrorist group, the Red Army Faction, attempted to hold a meeting of the United Nations Security Council hostage to force the continued division of East and West Germany.
Realizing she was on a likely suicide mission, she, with the assistance of top secret Soviet technology, had uploaded her brain into a rudimentary orb that kept itself afloat using basic electromagnetic theories (the beta models that up until then had been tested by KGB spies in America and mistaken for UFOs).
The end result of this attempted hostage crisis, which resulted in the US president and Soviet president's "dead man's switch" going off, was a global thermonuclear war.
The nuclear apocalypse meant that Magne-chan was the last human consciousness left standing. The resulting radiation resulted in serious mutation to the flora and fauna left standing, resulting in the amazing world of...
Pocket Monsters!
>>31344530
I don't think I did this right.
>>31343895
Rollin
>>31344422
Oh this thing
I'm slugboy and my power is to mutate myself(or parts of my body) into an amorphous slime thing that can produce some sort of acidic mud. I also derive my power from water and the rain I guess
>>31344581
>Swanna
No sir, I don't like it.
>>31343895
Gonna have sum fun
>>31343895
Let's roll
>>31344595
>Joltik
Now, Electric Spider-Man, I think I can live with that.
Rollan
>>31344596
>Spider-Man: Electric Boogaloo
I like it
>>31343895
Roll
>>31344484
>palkia
I wormhole villains to THE GODDAMN SUN MUFUGGA! My name needs work though: The Peppermint Penis.
>>31344626
>626
Am I fucking Stitch or something?
>Afro Buffalo
Afro Samurai then
Time to give me the thought that'll lull me to sleep.
>>31344567
I am the Astounding Archeops-Man! With the amazing power to almost sorta fly, and a mastery in the art of giving up when things look bleak, evildoers are (only sometimes) no match for me!
>>31344660
Nevermind, this is pain.
>>31344546
Yeah, I don't think they'd be pocketed unless aliens came by.
...unless I read that wrong.
>>31344652
Not bad. I wasn't hoping for a grass type but Chesnaut's appearance makes for a cool costume. Powers would be super strength, super defense, and talking to plants. Chesnaut is already a great hero name, so I'll stick with that.
>>31344614
>Beartic
I'd be The Frozen Claw. I'd have super strength, ice breath, and the ability to shape my frozen breath into weapons. Also, I'm PROBABLY going to turn villain at some point or another.
>>31343895
Rrrrrrollin
picture unrelated... rolling dex
>>31344814
>814
> 014
KakunaMan! He's armored and... that's it. Err... yeah.... harden... harden... tackle... tackle... harden... string shot.
It's Orgazmo's boring knockoff.
>>31343895
Ravioli ravioli give me the rolleroni
>>31344945
>Paras
I'm able to put to sleep other people?
>>31343895
Rolll
ROLLU
>>31345042
Fuck yeah, Golbat is my bro.
I'd basically be Alucard from Castlevania.
Rolling~
>>31343895
They see me rollin'...
>>31345139
Lord Helix
>>31344677
Kek this one is great
why not
>>31343895
Kukui's penis has a little mask over the head when he's the Masked Royal, too
Rol
>>31345373
Holy fuck a salamance
Kys everybody
yay
>>31343895
nepis
>>31345399
GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT FUCK THIS IM OUT
>>31343895
rolling
R-rolling because fuck that.
Rollio
>>31345398
Staraptor man! With the power of awesome emo combover he fights crime by repeatedly smashing his body into things until the enemy gives up or he is hospitalized (yet again). His companion, Starly Boy, tells him how brave he is and how he wants to be like him. Starly Boy is the only person who thinks this.
I demand to be given something good.
>>31345488
Cresselia hero?A magical girl hero who travels between dreams and cures them of nightmares while battling whatever is scaring the person dreaming, usually young children's dreams and nightmares.
Lol ok
>>31343895
Meme roll
roll, ma nigga
>>31343895
lollan
>>31343895
i wish to roll
Rolling for a really stupid Pokemon
>>31345586
hell yeah, season powers
>>31343895
STEELMAN RESDY FOR DUTY
gimme
>>31345863
>porygon
holy shit, 10/10
>>31345870
>870-802
>68
>machamp
oh shit i get extra arms
do i become superman or what?
Oh fug I will roll
>>31345877
wait, I can't read.
let me go ag-
>gyarados
okay what now
>>31346035
>Clefairy
Moon Man uses the elegance of the moon to prank evildoers with no mercy.
That is all.
>>31343895
Roll
Hello games
>>31346103
>Exeggutor
I use my freakishly long neck to whip away any evildoer
>>31343895
gimme a heromon
>>31346141
>Kabutops
Ancient Blade Man emerges from the seas to vanquish foes and reclaim his rightful place among the living!
>>31343895
rollin
>>31346252
Masked Rider Seed
>Bullet Seed gun
>Leaf Blade