>Favourite pokemon
Scizor
>Age
21>Love life
Single as ever. Never had a GF.
>25
>Dating a girl for about 2 months now, seems to be going well
20
Never had a gf, but I've had three FWBs. Single now.still a p-in-v virgin
Gliscor
27
Been constantly in different relationships since 16, current one going for 3 years but just met someone else maybe
>>31336219
>3 FWB
>No sex
Dude, I think you don't know what benefits mean.
>19
>KHV and I don't have any girl I can talk to.And most likely won't for many years to come
>>31336034
Loser! Ahaha
OT
Rayquaza
22
Single. Had 3 serious girlfriends, currently dating
>23
Been in a relationship for about a year and a half but I'm already pretty over it
>>31336034
>Favourite pokemon
Pic
>Age
19
>Love life
2 gfs, only had sex once
>21
>Been in a serious relationship for about a year now.
>>31336034
>pic related
>26>still as "it's complicated" as ever
Xurkitree
22
Had multiple girls who I awkwarded myself out of having a relationship with.
Still virgin, never even kissed.
>>31336279
Are you me from 2012?
>Torracat
>27
>Married
>>31336262
>>31336273
let's make this a nice thread not a judgy thread
>>31336034
Twenty two.Not dating anyone, but have a monogamous online friend to do various "things" with. Yes, I'm aware that it's a weird arrangement.
>21
>Single, not a virgin
>Fav mon
Ectoplasma
>Age
19
>Love life
Got a GF for 3 years, have sex quite often
Mawile.
25.
No. However, my professional life is taking a good turn, so I think that makes up for it.
>>31336034
Picrel
24
Never had a bf, but I enjoy being alone so I don't mind too much.
>dark pupper
>21 soon to be 22
>khhv
>>31336340
l-l-london
>19
>was recently in a relationship for about a year but something happened and neither of us have any idea whats going on but we still love eachother
>Porygon Z
>19
>never fuged or had significant other
>Favorite Pokemon
Sylveon
>Age
19
>Love life
had one long-term relationship, currently single, still with v-card
Poliwrath
24
GF for almost 7 years.
>>31336034
Vikavolt
>Age
26
>Love Life
In a 3 year relationship I'm going to end soon as I run off to New YorkPartly for school, partly to leave parents house, partly because there's a girl over there...
Been with 2 other girls
>>31336034
>Krookodile
>turning 22 in three weeks
>currently living with my GF of 2 years in a decently-sized appartment, both of us have stable jobs
Life's pretty good desu
>>31336034
>Empoleon (or Sceptile)
>25
>Because I am shy as fuck I only had one gf in my life since I was 18 and I'm still with her to this day, so, we've been together for like 8 years now.
Sableye
25
HKV
>>31336034
Sylveon
26
Hugless virgin, no interest in sex with ugly 3D roasties at all. I will stay pure until the day I can finally meet my wife Acerola-chan.
>Lilligant
>25
>Currently in my second relationship, going for 3 years now. I usually have sex once a week. Apparently I lost my virginity during a music festival, a friend reported that he interrupted some drunk girl and me but I can't remember it.
>>31336451
>a eeveevolutionfag is a disgusting degenerate
No surprises here
Gyarados
21
9 months in to a relationship with my dream girl and deeply in love
>>31336034
>Favourite pokemon
Suicune
>Age
19
>Love life
Never had a BF in my life and am quite desparate
>donphan
>18
>1 real relationship at 15, then a few online things in a pathetic attempt to fill the void
>>31336294
>'it's complicated'
It's hard to judge when you're not saying anything. Rephrase this.
>>31336484
>Never had a BF in my life and am quite desparate
Try to get over it. I had my first relationship when I was 20, being 19 and without a relationship isn't that bad, keep that in mind, but desperation drives people away from you.
I remember some girl from class who kept whining about how she never had a boyfriend and that whining was one of the most unattractive things I ever witnessed and she wasn't even bad looking.
Shuckle, love everything about it.18
>>31336034
Typhlosion
24.5
Lost v-card at 21 (day XY came out), that was my first gf and first everything, broke up after 1.5 y, later had another relationship later for a few months, single for almost a year, now in a ldr since 3 weeks.
Being alone sucks, hope for the best for all of you. Except those who think Heatran, the last 3 fire starter lines and the -o line qualify as Pokémon, you can take that v-card to the grave.
>>31336388
You're me plus four years w/ gf
congrats (and good taste)
>>31336034
>27
>Just got out of a shit relationship, not looking.Hope you like living at your fuckboi's momma's house. :^)
>>31336543
Oh yeah, that other part. Never held a girl's hand even. I have no confidence in my love life.
Honest question to those in their mid to late 20's, does getting older help at all? I would think with things like bars and having the same work everyday it would probably get easier.
Shaymin-sky
19
Been dating a girl just shy of a year
She plays pokémon too
Salamence
25 pretty sure
Never ever
>>31336034
Silvally, was Forretress but mega dog has won me over.
19
KHV here. Haven't spoken to a girl my age in about 2 years.
>>31336600
kinda just have to sack up man, was khv until 24 then it all happened in one day thanks to a nice girl and me not being a spaz for once. good luck
>>31336374
>>31336386
There's still time anons.
There's still time.
Didn't lose mine until I was 23.
Vespiquen
27
7 years into a platonic romance, and i fool around semi-frequently on the side
>>31336576
You deserve to be alone forever if you are that petty, Typhlosioncuck
>>31336600
25 here, unless you have a radical personality change if nothing happens then nothing keeps happening. There's just no reason for anything ever happening, ever.
Work might be conducive to it depending on where you are. I'm in a company with ~600 employees and I only know of 1 girl who is single. One.
If you go to bars you'll just meet sluts. And you might get laid after a while. That's it. Ask yourself if that's what you want.
Favorite is Klefki
I'm 23
Married, husband is lame and doesn't into pokemon
>>31336671
I have ask, how did you meet?
I'm pretty neurotic and afraid of commitment. I don't think I could date someone without seeing a genuine future with them. The idea of becoming close with someone then seperating just kills me. I know that's terrible as dating is never like that but I can't stop it.
24. 25 next month
Virgin.
I'm good with being single. No desire to have a GF/relationship and kids are a serious responsibility I know I can't handle.
>>31336734
>platonic romance
That's called "being roomies/friends".
>Favourite pokemon
Incineroar
>Age
19
>Love lifeTranny. Got in my first relationship ever a few months ago, lost my virginity to him last month
Nidoking
23
Had sex with one girl a dozen or so times over 5 years ago now and nothing since
Honestly most of my friends are virgins so i dont think about it too often
>>31336034
>20
>All one night stands since I ended my last long term relationship
>>31336472
I'm normal, you're the weird one. How could you ever settle for an ugly, old hag with wrinkly skin that smells like shit? How do you justify that when there's perfectly cute girls in the 2D world? Don't you ever feel like you deserve better? Don't you feel depressed that you'll never date a cute girl that looks up to you, that you'll never do better?
Personally, I'll never give up. For me it's Acerola-chan or no one.
>>31336789
There are a few ways I could approach correcting that on a factual level, but since you would obviously just insist on being facetious either way I'll just point out that you're wrong on a pretty basic level, and all signs point to emotionally stunted as well. Unless of course you're actually just 15 in which case I guess that's kind of an "acceptable" level of ignorance(?)
>>31336034
>Age
21
>Relationship
Became single back in October.
>>31336845
Is this bait? Or some kind of pasta?
>>31336845
i go on /vp/ for this level of autism, thanks
>>31336845
You can do it, anon
There's a way for you to meet your sweet Acerola
You only have to do one thing:
Do it
Pull the trigger, anon
Pull the trigger and embrace your love Acerola.
25
currently in a two year relationship. lost my v-card in another relationship when i was 21
>>31336576
Being alone is great i dont kmow what you are talking aboutunless you are extroverted in which case i pity you [/spolier]
>>31336034
> 22
> Broke with my gf 2 months ago because she was using me. Not looking for another one for now.
>>31336866
>being this defensive over getting called out for using incredible vague terms
Always a sign of a mature human being.
Very well, anon. Keep the delusion alive.
>>31336034
20
Single for two years now but I guess it's for the best since I get too dependent on the other person in relationships
>>31336845
It's posts like this that interest me the most, I can never decipher if it's genuine or bait.
>eeveelutionfag
>shit taste
If you want a qt ghost trainer at least go phoebe.
>>31336877
>>31336879
>>31336885
How does it feel to know that you'll never experience true, pure, innocent love?
>>31336034
>Favorite Pokemon
Charizard.
>Age
24
>Love life
Initially, I wrote a whole essay here, but to cut to the chase, I find myself disgusted by human faces. I like 2D girls, because they're cute. When I first realized this, I desperately dated a whole bunch of girls, but I have never found even a single girl to be cute. I'm probably sick, and I'm hoping someday, I will find someone.
>>31336903
Go figure being an introvert would be good for something. I enjoy the peace and quiet honestly.
>>31336034
>21
>Had one GF who turned out to be asexual. Dumped her after that. At least I'm not quite a kissless virgin.
>>31336938
autism
>>31336944
you're probably psychopathic
>>31336938
Envy, I feel truly envious if you my friend.
But alas, even if I can't have my wife, at least I can give you the tools to have yours.
Do it anon, pull the trigger.
>>31336034
>22
>Just got engaged. Life is breddy good.
>>31336944
You just might be gay.
>>31336866
Holy fuck. No wonder you're still single, speech fairy.
>>31336751
work and im kind of the same way, we're not together anymore due to different visions but shes still cool. just keep truckin and make an effort friend
>>31336944
I don't know if it's being sick or else though.
For a while, I was only in 2D, I couldn't stand 3D faces at all. But then I learned to appreciate real girls.
While I still like 2D a lot, I find a lot of girls faces (including my gf's of course) pretty.
>>31336034
>Fav pokemon
Garchomp
>Age
21>Love lifeGoing great, just had sex with gf before she went home to do some chores
>>31336980
Nice fave. Congrats on your engagement, anon!
>>31337000
>six centuries of historical precedent but junior here thinks he's got it all figured out
So, yeah, "emotionally stunted" seems an apt diagnosis.
>>31336944
Embrace the dicks, anon. We welcome you with open armsand buttholes
>>31337040
Kill yourself gross normie scum.
>>31336034
>Pic related
>22
>had sex with a chick and a dude once each, chick was ok, but had more fun with the dude, though the circumstances of each may be a but of an influence. Had a girlfriend for all of 3 days before I found out she was fucking crazy then I dumped her and never talked to her again. Haven't really gone out to try to find anyone else since due to work and hatred of social situations.
>>31337051
Wow are you seriously wondering why you're single? Because being a hypocritical, condescending, purple-prose spewing ass definitely has a close correlation to that, if ya catch my drift, bucko
>>31337051
You are not even talking with the guy you originally responded. You are having a massive fit for something increibly minute. Who's truly emotionally stunted?
>>31337047
Thank you anon! I hope everything is going good for you
>>31337040
I can appreciate and understand why anyone would find a girl attrative. It's just something that doesn't have any effect on me. I hope I will grow out of it. I like kids and want to start a family one day, but as things stand, my boner dies if I look at a girl's even during sex.
>>31336995
>>31337054
>human faces
I still fap to 2D girls.
>>31337124
>I like kids
27
Currently in a 4yr relationship
Was in a 5yr relationship before this one
>>31337124
Have you seen a psychologist or a psychiatrist? Maybe a professional has the answer.
>>31337051
That anon who replied first wasn't even me. But since you bothered taking the bait, I'll humor you. Rather hypocritical of you to call someone out for thinking themselves a know-it-all, while pretending to be the holder of the ultimate truth. And that is the only reason you'll stay alone, because face it kid, you don't know it all. At least I'm not the one who will keep on masturbating to the same person over and over without getting even a slight of their attention.
>Favourite pokemon
Togekiss & Azumarill
>Age
23
>Love life
I love myself
>>31337124
Anon, what you have to do is find a weeb chick who will wear a paper mask of your waifu during coitus.
> Favorite Pokémon
I like a lot of them, it's very hard to choose one (Crobat, Swampert, Aggron, Kyogre and Gardevoir/Gallade come to mindyes, I'm a hoennfag). But pic related is my most recent bro (along with Toxapex and Golisopod), and it's too fuckin' cute.
> Age
23
>Love life
Been in a relationship for 5 years and a half, and still going strong :)probably gonna marry her as soon as I get a stable job and she graduates
>>31337156
I haven't. I just found it to be something too embarrassing to explain, so this is actually the first time I've talked about this to anyone.
>>31337182
That actually works. I actually have a good collection of images of cosplay where girl's hide their faces, and I find them pretty attractive.
>>31336034
22. Had sexual experiences here and there, but never had a boyfriend. Not interested in doing casual things anymore for the moment, I'd rather live things I haven't lived yet with a boy.
>>31336938
you cant either though, i dont get it
>>31337253
>Likes Lucario
>Pretends to be/Is gay
This little dude. Used to be Blastoise and, while I still like it, I've realised it's base form is probably a much better design, certainly cuter.
29.
Engaged after 5 years together.
>>31336944
from my experience a person becomes more attractive to you the more you like them
>>31337279
I am actually gay. I know it seems like a meme but it just so happens that my favorite pokemon would have to be a combination of good design/good in battle/good story representation. Plus I'm a fan of offensive playstyle. And no, I'm not into furry.
>Favourite pokemon
Scolipede, memes be damned (OP also has good taste)
>Age
24
>Love life
In a happy relationship, just moved in together. I'm dating the realistic pokemon guy but I'm the only one of us that uses this board.
>Favourite Pokemon
Used to be Metagross, now that gen 7 came around, i grew to love this bad boy right here, i love to fuck with speed-fags by abusing priority moves.
>Age
20
>Love Life
Wish I had one. Had many opportunities to get a GF in the past, but always fucked up because i'm retarded, also i can't express my feelings ever
>>31337305
Good job on the engagement, congrats
Scolipeedle is my boy
24
I've been engaged for three years, relationship for seven.
>>31337423
Thank you! And exquisite taste in Pokémon, Pyukumuku has a place on my team.
>>31336034
21
GengarHad two girlfriends before. Single right now and it really bites.
>>31337358
> And no, I'm not into furryyet :^)
wobbuffet just BARELY beats out ralts
23
been in a happy relationship with myboyfriendfor the past 4 years now
>>31336980
congratulations dude!
Metagross
34
married, kid and everything
>>31337124
like i said, you're a psychopath
>>31337895
why are you even on 4chan dude
>>31337681
Please no.
>>31337934
To shitpost ofcourse
23
Kadabro
Got a loving bf who I love very much and gives and takes dickings
>>31337998
dude you have a life, stop hanging out here and go live it
Mega Gallade
24
Engaged
Wishiwashi
19
Lol
>>31336600
>there are people that havent even held hands yet
c-cute
>Kecleon
>19>Been with my first gf for about 3 and a half months now, she's in Mexico rn but is coming back soon.
>>31338023
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>31338126
4chan is a sad place
you have a happy life
it doesn't match, as simple as that
>>31336034
>Favourite pokemon
Giratina
>age
24>Love life
single. had a fiancee it ended very poorly for me.
>>31338221
tells us your story anon
>>31338158
If you think this is a sad place, you are free to leave
>Machamp
>23
>Same as OP
>>31338264
hahahahahahahaha
Porygon2
21
KV, my best friend was the same until a few months ago so I feel motivated
>>31336034
>piplup+evos
>19
>had a bf once when I was 17 for one month, got dumped and lost all my friends, never recovered
>22
>Year-old relationship. Still going strong, amazingly
>Weezing
>26
>Single for 6 years now, some affairs, but I just want someone to hug by now
>21
>pic related
>Started a new relationship with a wonderful girl in December, we started hooking up in September, prior to that I had a 3 year relationship.
>Favorite Pokemon
Galvantula
>21Married to a lovely wife, lost my virginity at 15, shit was not as cash.
>Steelix
>18
>virgin, never been in a relationship. And with school being busy as fuck, I don't see that changing anytime soon.
>>31336034
>Feraligatr
>23still a virgin because I'm too insecure about dick size
21
Ninjask
Been dating a girl for almost 5 months. Going well.
>>31338695
how big/small are you? I'm a little less than 6 inches and always was pretty insecure about that but the two women I had sex with didn't mind with one of them being confused about my insecurities after I told her.
>22in a relationship with a super cute guy. We have been together for a very long time
>>31336034
Metagross
22
Single and happy
>>31336736
Not true, anon. We all deserve better pokemon and two hands to hold. You can still see the error of your ways, denounce those atrocities, petition GF to retcon them into aesthetically pleasing versions of themselves and get the 2-3D waifu of your dreams.
19
Two GFs, was a virgin until mid last year. Dating #2 currently. Have a bunch of self esteem issues and insecurities that keep me from being confident most of the time.
>24
>4 year girlfriend, still in love
>breaking up on february because we are both pursuing our masters degree in different parts of the world.
Shit sucks, I hope things come together in the end.
>>31336944
>I desperately dated a whole bunch of girls
Yeah right,dork
>>31338695
Dude, unless your penis is less than 12cm, no girl is gonna bitch about it (and the ones that would are not worth anyone's time).
20
Kind of confused of what's our status since he said he's "straight" and don't want a relationship but wants me to be loyal to him only
>>31339876
but did you guys sex eachother? like scissors or stuff in the butt?
>>31339891
>Scissors
> He sais HE's....
Choose
>>31339891
Just BJs since we don't like putting stuff in the butt and he's always trying to convince me to put his stuff in my butt
>22
>Been with same girl for almost a year and feels good.
>23
>kv, never datedeither sex>able to lose virginity but real gay sex makes me nervous
>wish maker
>20
>dating for 5 months nowwith a legal loli.
I always tell myself I like older, more mature women but I dont know why are all the girls I've been with look way younger than they're supposed to be.
>>31336333
frenchfag
>>31338099
lol they weren't kidding, he really does pretend to have a gf
>Favorite Pokemon
Ninetales
>Age
20
>Love life
My love life is pretty identical with Ash's, both oblivious beta's.
>20
>Jolteon
>Bad crush on online friend, no luck.
>Nidoking
>19
>KHHV master race
>Favorite Pokemon
Swampert
>Age
24
>Love Life
Two lessons that didn't last more than a month and a week respectively. FWB with one girl but she's in a new relationship right now so I'm waiting for it to fall apart like usual.
This is an interesting little twist on these types of theads
>Pic Related
>18>Never really been in a serious relationship but in my last year of high school I cucked a guy I had known for years because his slut of a girlfriend was coming onto me
I'm a bad person
>Favorite Pokemon
Vanilluxe
>Age
19
>Love Life
No relationship but sexual encounters with both sexes.
>>31336273
>3 serious girlfriends
>now single
Yeah you're totally an expert and have no idea what feelings are if you had 3 serious relationships and are only 22 years old. What did you "seriously" date each girl for like 3 months?
>Favorite Pokemon
I don't have one strict favorite but Metagross is really cool.
>Age
26
>Love Life
Married for almost 2 years to my college sweetheart. She unfortunately doesn't play Pokémon but listens to my rambling and whatever is going on.
This dude
24
Made it to third base once, but that's it.
>meowth
>25
>I love my bf
>Espeon/Altaria
>22
>Engaged to the love of my life
>>31336034
>19
>Blaziken, first mon and eternal bro, competitive be damned.
>Dated a girl in HS. No sex. Not currently in a relationship and not actively seeking one but I wouldn't turn one down.
>>31338099
>she's in Mexico rn but is coming back soon.
Not with Trump in the Oval Office, she's not!
>>31336034
>Garchomp
>18
>got dumped by highschool sweetheart right before college because her parents found out we were fucking at school
>going to ask out a good friend soon after I build up the confidence
>31. Oldfag extraordinaire here.
>Incineroar, despite man-hands and pecs a fire tiger is exactly my kind of pokemon and fanart fixes the two complaints up.
>Life's a lot better now, but been fucked up by too many actually pretty awful people to the extent thinking I'll find a girl I click with for long-term is an impossibility, especially at my age.
>>31341217
>after I build up the confidence
Just do it, anon. Consequences be damned. You don't want to take too long or else she might go off the market.
21
Almost 5 years into my relationship with my wonderful boyfriend
>>31341217
>>31341255
This. Don't wait until it's too late.
>>31341217
Anon, let me give you some advice from somebody who waited until they built up the confidence.
They never built up the confidence.
>>31341255
>>31341296
I'm just a fucking wimp with this shit though.
Doesn't help that she's away a few towns over though for her college
>>31341344
Man you can do it. Just believe in yourself! I sure as heck believe in you!
>>31341344
It would really impress her if you drove all the way there just to see her. Make a gesture out of it and she might be more inclined to give it a try.
Listen to this guy >>31341324
If you wait forever for the perfect moment, it's NEVER going to come. I can guarantee that. You just have to go against your wits and listen to your feelings, and you'll feel great about yourself for doing it instead of bottling it up.
>Favorite Pokemon
Currently it's Incineroar
>Age
22
I feel like my sexual drive is dwindling and tfwnogf is starting to lose meaning.
>>31341344
Sometimes you just have to try. If you don't you'll always look back on it and think "what if". Even if she turns you down, at least you got a definitive answer instead of always wondering what might of been.
>>31341381
>>31341387
I appreciate the support lol
It's not my first time waiting a little. It's just a complex situation with her since my ex was a mutual friend with her and we had a weird rocky breakup
>>31341438
I understand. Nuance is something 4chan often misses. Just remember that you can do anything you set your mind to Anon!
>Metagross and Buzzwole
>22
>Been in a relationship for over 6 years
>Favorite Pokemon
Vanilluxe
>Age
23
>Love Life
Long Distance relationship of 1 year. I live on east coast United States, she lives on the west coast. Visited her twice. Lost my virginity last June. We're both artists and we indulge each other with kinky art.
>Galvantula
>19
>Never fucked, nor had a relationshipIt's actually not all that bad once you've accepted the loneliness.
>>31341558
Just curious, how'd you meet her?
>>31336034
Shedinja
20
never ever
23, 24 in a month.
Been in a relationship since 2012 and we're engaged to be married. We both really like Pokemon and have played the Multi Battles in the Tree together.
I can never decide between the two so pic related are both my favorites.
>used to be Mareep cause it was really cute but then Amp got heavenly golden locks
>26
>Just broke up with him 2 weeks ago.I still cant fucking believe it
>Favorite Pokemon
Typhlosion
>Age
25
>Love Life
Have had one gf and that was for six years. Then she cheated on me and that's been a little over a year ago.
>>31341647
We were both in a Picarto art stream of a mutual friend, and he started a group call.
>>31341761
Cuckphlosion
>20
>asked a girl out for the first time in my life at the end of 2016, we didn't talk since the year started and we likely ain't going outi still love her tho
>>31341770
Well, thanks for that I guess.
>25
have had 3 gfs, all were basically completely different from each other, with a shared trait of being kinda wacko. At this point I prefer being single.
>>31341761
>>31341770
>>31341791
Dear lord I'n losing my shit.
>>31341778
Are you me one year ago? If so leave her. You'll make a last ditch attempt with a date to win her on valentines, only to find out she isn't into you at all. You'll be seatmates the following semester and she wont talk to you no matter how friendly you try to patch things up. After the sem, you'll realize she was had someone else all along. Get over her asapcause I never did
>>31339993
>>had a bf once when I was 17 for one month, got dumped and lost all my friends, never recovered
he won't commit. sever
Ditto
18
Three gfs, but single now. Have had three girls say they loved mebut the girl I loved didn't
>>31341901
oops. meant to reply to the azumarill guy whose bf won't admit he's gay. sorry about your old break-up
22
Love Life
Never had a bf. Still a virgin.
>>31341890
>spoiler
Not the guy you're replying to, butit's been nearly 8 months for me and I still don't love her any less than I did when we were still together. I find myself feeling mad at her all the time, but that doesn't mean I don't want her back terribly. It's tough, but we'll make it through, buddy.
This thread
>>31341901
>he won't commit. sever
Nah. I'll just see where this is going even though he's a big bully
>>31336034
Mein Scizor nigga.
>22
>been with my girl long over a year
>have son of a few weeks old
>>31336034
>26
>Single ever since birth, not interested in a relationship at the moment.I'm Mexican, so I wanna get out of here by dating a Japanese girl once I get a good level of the language and submit an exchange to Kyoto. Hey, a man can dream...
>>31341699
What happened anon?
>all these people with relationships, marriages, and kids
>I wasn't born a normie
I want to die.
Marowak
26
Had a few serious girlfriends, some lasted a few years, but nothing for quite some time.
I do talk to girls I meet through chat websites. I've become very close to some, and jerking off together is always fun.
>>31341961Do you want to
>>31339770my dick's about 4.5inches, probably a bit less. Kill me
>26
>have had 1 girlfriend and there was another girl where things might have gone further, but both of us were raging alcoholics at the time
>no idea if I'm still a virgin
>no interest in dating
>>31342505
Kinda...kinda not
Mawile
One relationship all time
It ended mutually before we fought later on my birthday, haven't talked to him since
I'm a faggot
Mimikyu
23
dated 3, slept with 9, trying hard to find a girl that's worth holding onto but won't leave me
A-Ninetales
26
No interest in a relationship, but I do hang out with some guys eventuallyTinder is god
>22
>forretress
>been out of a serious relationship for a while but i hookup with girls from time to time, not looking for anything serious or real
Metagros
19
Aspiring aerospace engineer and /m/ nerd.
College is hard and expensive but I'm actually enjoying myself.
>>31342144
Get the fuck off the internet and spend time with your boy.
>>31342316
found out he was cheating on me. I don't know what I want anymore.
>>31342874
I'll be frank. I know the wounds are still very fresh and you're probably still hung up on a lot of your memories with him, but the fact of the matter is that if he's been cheating on you, he's an asshole and you deserve better than him. You'll meet much better people in your life, people who care much more about you and are loyal. It's gonna take some time getting there, but you'll eventually realize that he's not as special as you've made him out to be in your mind if he's capable of doing that to someone who he was supposed to be 100% devoted to. Hang in there.
I can sort of relate. Everything was going well with us and then at some point she started having weird depressed moods, then a few weeks later she unceremoniously told me in about the most insensitive way possible that she needed to go back to her ex, that she never loved me as much as she loved him, etc., all the deep cutting bullshit that kills you inside. I'm still mad at her but I'm doing my best to move on, even though I haven't found anybody to replace her yet. But it still takes time to get yourself in the right mindset to even have a slight semblance of a clue of what to do with yourself. What I'm saying is work your way through the pain, and keep your eyes open for sweet people who would give the world for you, and who'll treat you like you deserve to be treated.
>infernape and ambipom are my favorite but pikachu is my bro since leaf green
>20
im currently trying to recover from the last time i tried to get a gf, even when i got in good shape, i had good grades and a lot of confidence, apparently a depresive cheater drug addict was a way better choice for a bf than me, and im just always the plan b for every girl after things go wrong
i just really want to be myself and keep my optimistic and happy attitude, but apparently that's not good for me,because that means i don't need any kind of "fixing"and idon't deserve to be loved
i just wish i could find a girl with the same kind of almost autistic happines i usually have
>20
>Metagross (has had one named Chomper since the Ruby/Sapphire era)
>Has only been in one relationship(high school disaster) but I'm happy being single. It always repeats, just when I begin to believe that I can pull it off with a really nice girl that shares the same interests, it's always the same: "I drink, I do drugs, I smoke, I MIGHT do one of those things, I have mother issues, I have father issues, I have a lot of repressed emotions that I hide every day of my-" No more. University is difficult enough.
I couldn't pick from 300 onwards, let alone 800, but pic related is the only way I could have loved Zard more as a kid.
21
Engaged to somebody who likes Feraligatr.
>>31336034
>20
Virgin. I did kiss my prom date but she started ignoring me afterwards.
I've grown sort of apathetic in college. I have good grades and job prospects so life isn't that bad, I just feel lonely whenever my birthday rolls around and I sense the wizard powers growing.
>This nigger
>23
>Kissless, dateless, single virgin until 21. Finally started seeing someone for about a year and tried all those intimate things, only to absolutely hate swapping bodily fluids and having to spend so much time with another person. Back to being single again and happily jerking off to fetish porn.
>>31343332
>absolutely hate swapping bodily fluids
Sucks to be you. Making out was amazing for me.Was.;_;
>>31336034
>Volcarona
>21
>Single
No regrets.
Metagross
26
In a committed relationship with my 2D waifu.
>>31338553
Tell us your story of losing your v-card anon
>>31336034
>>31342144
Scizors, represent
>29
>grew up around bad relationships, had two of my own that were shitty, been single and happy three years and running
>>31336363
>was recently in a relationship for about a year but something happened and neither of us have any idea whats going on but we still love eachother
underage leave now
>>31336980
everyone i know whos gotten married at such a young age ended up breaking up.
My sister had a kid very young and the guy she had it with wanted to settle down and start a family and she ended up breaking up with him because she wasn't ready to settle down.
maybe you're the exception but just be prepared
>age
turned 18 a few days ago
>favorite pokemon
garchomp ^_^
>love life
gay furry, in a happy relationship
>>31336034
Eevee
22
I had sex in highschool once. Was super awkward, no action since.
>>31344309
>>31344280
>^_^
>gay furry
No kidding.
>>31344280 (You)
>age
24
>favorite pokemon
This badass hunk of steel and rock
>love life
happily engaged, to be wed this year ^.^
> 32
> Rock Biter GoblinBeen stuck in a crap relationship for a decade because she would basically self-destruct without me. I have tried to help her. I have tried to get her to grow. I have tried... oh how I have tried! She just acts like a bitchy teenager girl. I'm so glad I refuse to have kids. My life would be hell if she ever got knocked up.
>>31344280
>Garchomp falseflagger
Fuck off.
>>31336034
What the fuck OP are you me?
>>31342685
This
I used to not be confident to be with my type of guys but apparently I look physically better now because I've been getting attention from guys I didn't expect at all.
>18
Single since the dawn of time. I'm really awkward around girls that I'm attracted to and it sucks not having the confidence to at least look at them in the eye and say hey.
>>31336034
Magneton
24
have a lovely gf
>>31336219
dude, seriously, what benefits are you talking about?
>>31344280
>>31336451
worst posts in the thread for different reasons
20 years and 6 months old.
Dated for 18 months, broke up, had some casual sex and now I'm 25 months into another relationship. Life's good.
>>31346025
Dude you gotta do something, I was stuck in the same situation a year ago (though I only was nineteen and 1 year in relationship), I never thought I could work it out but now we're on our third year and things are doing great.
What exactly is self destructing or bitchy about her? Have you talked seriously about this with her? Have you ever tried and made her feel or just slightly imagine you could be tired of her and what would become of her life?
>>31336034
>Gallade
>23
>Single.Holy fuck,today I just had a dream where my ex messaged me saying that she still loves me. I felt that fuzzy feeling on my chest like the same feeling when she became my girlfriend for the first time. Guess what happened next? Yes, I woke up and cried myself to sleep again. I never thought that my own brain can be so cruel.
+ Mega Gallade
19
Only had one gf, that was last year, never had anything since
>>31347117
How much time has passed?
>18
>enjoying the company of mydragon dildo
>>31346086
Does Tinder really work or is it just a meme? I had a friend of mine say it's only used by divorced single woman in their mid 30ties, so it kind of put me off.
>23
>Single, never had a GF. Probably would find some luck if I got out and interacted with people more.
>>31347323
tinder only really works for women.
there are men who do get tinder dates, but they are very very few
>>31347351
Well, that's encouraging considering I'm a grrl myself. Still I don't like how it requires you to connect with your Facebook account. Would a fake/throwaway account suffice?
>>31347395
like everything on the internet, it's better to use a fake/throwaway account
21
Misdreavus
Yui-chan is my wife
22
Have a buxom gf with curly bobbed hair.
>>31347323
Well no idea where you live but it works quite well in south america. Especially since gays don't start hanging out spontaneously as often.
>>31347201
2 years. We see each other by time to time but it's so fucking awkward that neither of us can look at each other's eye.
Squirtle
29
Only woman I had sex with was 6 years ago, only sex with a man was a guy I dated for a year two years ago, the sex was super vanilla, no anal. Now I'm a lonely fat shit.
>>31347427
Good point
>>31347585
I live inEastern EUbut I think Tinder works more or less the same over here
>>31347635
>no anal
What's the point then
>>31347671
Heavy heavy petting, it was fine
>>31346086
You're literally me
>favorite
Latios
>age
23
>love lifestill looking for somebody that isn't social media orientated and knows how to be financially independentaside from my qt coworker
>Rayquaza.
>23
>Single and always will be. Being an autist with a family history full of other health issues hs caused me to write off the possibility of a woman ever being attracted to me.
>Favourite pokemon
Rayquaza
>Age
19 turning 20 next month
>Love life
I've only had two girlfriends in my life and currently single
>>31336034
>27
>the sorcerer's apprentice
Send help.
Cubone
20
Been with my first gf who I met at university for six months now, except she lives 730 miles away from me and we have seen each other in person for like 9 of the 24 weeks we've been together.
Got asked out a lot in school but always mega shy. Still am. Have lots of regrets. Don't know how long this relationship will last.
Why do people even gain from these topic?
>>31336034
>19
>Never had abf
>>31336034
SWAGsire
22
Single and ready to mingle
22
Had a major heartbreak last Summer with someone who wasn't quite in tune with me, feelings wise. Currently not looking for anyone or any kind of relationship.
>>31348077
Have you considered getting psychological help?Unless you have no interest in relationships or sex at all.
Rotom
25
Dates a girl after a long period of fucking a few girls more or less regularly, might go back to one night stands thought
>>31348077
>>the sorcerer's apprentice
Well I shouldn't laugh, I'm only 19 but something tells me I'll become a wizard
>Mawile
>19
>Kissless&Hugless eternal virgin
WTF even for /vp/, the number of virgins is mindblowing
>>31336034
Zapdos
20
Never dated, not currently looking to, but if something happens might go along with it.
>Age
22
>Favourite Pokemon
Darmanitan
Single for a few months now, nice to have some peace though
>Typhlosion
>24>kissless virgin, never had a gf
26
pic related
hugless virgin. I don't even know any otherlesbiansin real life so things aren't looking good for me.
>>31348728
Apparently Tinder is a place to look.
>>31348596
is vp being single a meme now or something?
>>31348596
I was thinking the opposite
23
Lesbian, engaged
18
Don't really have a favorite, but Jolteon is up there
In a relationship for almost two years, planning on marrying her if the relationship survives through college
>>31336952
she was probably raped not asexual senpai
>>31346025
hello fellow man in a relationship with a borderline personality disorder girl. try treating her as your daughter rather than a girlfriend, set rules, boundaries, ignore her when she's throwing a tantrum and blaming you for her life problems. Don't help her unless she actually asks for help in a genuine way, no "I need help and you never do anything for me" crap. be firm. force her to to get dialectic behavioural therapy. don't expect her to ever get healthy again. her life and personality likely was destroyed without repair early in her life. she lacks empathy for other people but that is because she constantly feels like a 3 yo - which means that she feels like her life is ending due to whatever crap is going on or she thinks is going on, it's a literal fear of death and her behaviour is the behaviour of a child trying to get attention from their mum to protect them of death.
hope you read this man. good idea is to break up tho but I don't have the nerve and the good times with her make me not do it.
>Favorite Pokemon
Lapras
>Age
21
>Love life
Still got that v-card, never had a relationship
Milotic/Politoed
21
Single, but trying to fuck this girland her friend
>>31348330
haha
what are you??
GAY???
>>31336034
Boo hoo.
You've still got time.
>20
>Cinccino
>No current relationship, only had 3 gfs in my lifetime that only last full 7 days.
>first kiss at the age of 17
Usually, I don't care for this shit, but it sometimes makes me feel shit.
>>31347117
>tfw I also still get vivid flashbacks of my ex and then get quickly whiplashed back into reality
I'm sorry bro.
>>31348596
Why are you surprised? This is 4chan, in case you've forgotten./vp/ meetup/orgy when
>>31349502Meet up orgy NOW
>or Mawile
>21
>never had a bf;_;
>>31349657
WHERE
>>31349718
God tier taste
20
Had a gf for three years.Then she told ne she felt like a ftm trans. I broke up with her shortly after that.I regret breaking up though.
>>31336600
Lost my virginity at 24. Im 29 now. Been with 3 girls since. All in the range of 20-24. Very young girls...and it's made me veey weary of relationships. The plus side is that i dont really do dumb simp shit for women. My older self lears faster and i dont have time to be stressed over a girl when i have bills to pay and my own life to live.
My advice is to be comfortable with the person you are and know deep down what you want, and know what you're willing to put up with.
Oh yeah. Scizor and huge power Azumaril are my faves. I always name them Cutsman and Thot-Mom
>Pic related
>24
Last week was the 1 year anniversary of my first serious GF. I love her to bits. She can be a bit too possessive however, If a shop keeper gives me back change she'll get upset and at one stage wanted me to cut off all ties with my platonic female friends I was friends with for years.
She's improving tough and she is a genuinely amazing person who pulled me out of being a robot
Pic related
22
Single. Been with 2 girls before. There's pros and cons of being in a relationship, but once you get out of one the loneliness really hits you. Fuck. I'm up to the idea of dating a guy but I'm very picky.
>>31350168
IN MY ROOM
>Pic Related
>21
>Been with GF for almost 11 months
Slowbro
23 in two weeksWent through asexual phase in high school but came to the realization later that my anti suicide pills fucked up my sex drive, that I like girls, and my social anxiety will never allow for a relationship
>>31336303
Yes
>>31351233
>anti suicide pills
???????????????????
I bet they fucked up your sex drive. Wtf is that shit?
>>31350416
I'm not going to pretend I know you but that sounds bad. I've been with someone like that and people like that don't change. Also getting upset at getting change? What the fuck is that about?
>>31351396
That was an exaggeration but she is very self conscience and jealous
>Pic related
>18
Only girl I've ever liked moved to canada some time ago, now I'm back to not giving a fuck but sometimes I feel shit. I never had a chance anyways so it's not a big deal anyways.
>>31351772
>I never had a chance anyways so it's not a big deal anyways.
Well I should get some sleep after this dumb typo, been awake for 30 hours and I'm kinda tired
>>31351792
Sorry, you're too late. You know the rules. Everyone that makes a typo has to go in the Hypno rape dungeon.
>>31351823
Aaaaand what would that be? I've only been here since SM came out.
>>31350460
What's your type?
>>31351873
>He doesn't know about the Hypno rape dungeon
Well, you're going there. Sorry newfriend