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Generate 2 PokemonThe first one is trying to take over the world and the second one has to stop the first one, what happens?
>>31317323
>Regigigas
>Victini
Regi fucking dies
>>31317323
>op's pic related
>fucking perfect
>>31317323
>Bunnelby
>Wimpod
Looks like the world is being taken over by a Bunnelby.
>>31317323
another one to lusamine's collection
The battle between the two brothers would rage for days
>Pachirisu
>Rhyperior
Poor little Pikachu clone.
>>31317393
whoops forgot my fucking image
>Mega Charizard X
>Ash Greninja
>Archen
>Slaking
>Villain is a defeatist
>Hero is a lazy fuck
Is this a comedy?
>"a-anon, look, what are those things... falling out of the sky?"
>horde of nihilego appear from ultra portl
>portal starts to close
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>the ultra wormhole suddenly gets a purple glow and explodes
>one beheeyem comes out
>FWIDIHIHIIIIIIII
>"The Water-type attack evaporated in the harsh sunlight!"
If it decides to get off it's lazy ass it could save us.
Admittedly, I was going for two Metapod for a stale joke, but apparently you can't get two of the same result.
Well, say goodbye to Hoppip then.
guzzlord would get eaten alive
>Giratina
>Flabébé
Kek
>>31317457
if it was I'd watch it
>>31317323
fug
I don't really have high hopes for the world.
Quietest battle ever
>>31317463
I'LL TAKE THIS ONE FOR YOU MY BOY. YOU SEEM TO BE UNLIKE THE OTHER ONES.
>Dragalge
>Mega Medicham
The world is saved
Its ogre
first try hit the jackpot
>>31317524
That's actually how it is for most cliche action stories. "Weak little shit beating the evil villain through determination/trainings/nakamas"
I dunno man this might be it for the world...
See now I'm interested in this storyline.
I think we're good
>gogoat vs.archeops
sorry but even though this world domination plan is GOAT, archeops will just fucking pirouette your ass into the sun
Ganbatte Nuzleaf!~
"F-father?! NOOOO"
I'm not quite sure who wins
>Shellder
>Luvdisc
The most underwhelming fight of the century takes place.
I think we're good
>>31317323
Lickitung -v- Shellder
weird tongue battle i guess. seems like some autist's god awful fanfic
Looks like the beginning of a Jojo fight
R-rare!
GG EZ
>>31317323
>a little ass spider is trying to take over the world
>it actually won't do shit
>a pine cone is humanity's last hope
>it actually won't do shit
I was hoping for something that would actually make a good story, but ok then
>>31317323
>https://randompokemon.com/
Staryu and Golurk.
Super Fighting Robot, MEGA MAN
>>31317855
252+ Atk Life Orb Entei Sacred Fire vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Mismagius: 324-382 (100 - 117.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ SpA Mismagius Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Entei: 157-186 (42.3 - 50.1%) -- 0.4% chance to 2HKO
>>31317323
>Water-type is taking over the world
>Fire-type is defending us
We're fucked.
Hmm
>>31318182
>I have to stop you, Father!
>>31317457
>Archen plotting evil scheme
>trips over a rock
>loses half of its health
>"Curse you Slaking!"
>cut to Slaking lying in bed eating chips
>>31318174
BURASTO
>>31318174
BURASUTO
>>31317323
Ends with Sushi I guess
>>31318174
You got the perfect meme served on a silver plate, yet you managed to fuck up. wowBURASTO
I think the world will be fine.
This is fucking perfect
>>31318432
Fug
>>31318432
Fug
>>31318556
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS
For the first time in her life, Mega Audino will actually accomplish something.
>>31318632
I'd kill to take that Axew's place and be bullied by Mega Audino.
>>31318182
>Join me, Vanillish, and we can rule the world as a triple scoop!
War has changed.
>>31318673
>mega audino will never forcefully suck your cock and play with your butthole
Why live
The wise old shaman must banish the dream spirit turned nightmare.
I got fucking giritina and rimbombee
>>31317323
Chimchar must be stopped by Grubbin
The world is screwed.
>>31318432
>MEGA FUG, ACTIVATE!
>>31318812
Ribbombee is fairy. Giratina is dragon. Ribbombee win.
>>31318175
>incineroar used flmaethrower
cringe
>>31318174
Greninja has crap defenses though. As well as no real way of dealing with a fire/dragon type. All it'll take from Charizard is one tough claws boosted dragon claw.
Actually kind of cool when I realized how scary it would be for a Drowzee to be taking over the world
>>31318905
well at least it's a calm Garchomp, so you might be able to reason with it
>>31319099
The calm villains are the most dangerous of all.Not the best example, but the first that came to mind.
>>31317323
>Kartana
>Burmy Trash
I for one welcome our new glorious nippon paper folded over a gorillion times overlord.
>>31318174
BURASUTO
jangmo-o always wins
>>31319030
Let's up the tension a bit.
Ash's Greninja has to save the world from Delibird.
Christmas is over.
>>31319271
>It's a sashed Burmy
>He then proceeds to HP fire the hell out of Kartana
>Lord Burmy has now saved us, but he also decided to kick you out of this planet for being an ungrateful little shit
>>31317323
>Citizen Snips at full power
>HOT MONKAY DIK
who won
that meowth is in for one hell of a time
Actually pretty cool.
>>31317907
>STAB Earthquake
"N-No.... My only weakness!!!!!"
A psychic gothic vs a butterfly.
i think the world will be fine.
I don't even know
>>31319030
diaper beam lol
>Keldeo
>Accelgor
A jrpg happens. Keldeo is a party member and betrays you when the tutorial ends in hopes of rising to power in the world. Accelgor then combs the world gathering party members to take down Keldeo and his merry band of not musketeers and prevent the new world order of gay horses.
>>31321612
lol
This would be like a japanese martial arts movie.
>>31317323
>Mega Glalie
>Karrablast
Well, the world was a beautiful place.
>>31317323
>Sunkern and Mega abomasnow
...sunkern what are you even doing
>>31321612
lol
>>31317323
>mega glalie
>sandslash
there is hope, i guess...
>>31321612
lol
rip
Welp.
I'm so sorry Growlithe
F to pay respect
We have a magical girl anime taking place right here.
Everything is fine and nothing wrong will happen
Dusknoir and Grovyle
Cool I can see a assassin vs dark spirit thing going on
>>31325555
>Salandit
>Staraptor
Pretty sure Staraptor would just eat it
>>31325555
>Dusknoir and Grovyle
>Got quads
Anon is a lucky fucker
>>31317323
>Drain Punch
pssh... nothing personnel, kidd
>>31325555
Literally Mystery Dungeon
kakuna is fucking dead
Welp, we're fucked.
>>31318691
what the fuck happened
Salamence isn't going to be Comfey for long.
>>31321281
>tfw no doujin of alolan meowth getting fisted by mega metagross
>Rhyperior
>Bisharp
RAIDAH KIIIIIIIKKKU!!
>>31317757
>Hoopa fucks the world with its portals
>Palkia doesn't give two shits about the world but the portals are fucking up space
can't think of any clever...
hitler wants to take over the world
>>31324699
poor yveltal.
RIP Joltik.
I even feel a little bad for gastrodon now
I chuckled at this
Fucking dreadful.
>>31317323
wurmple wins
>>31317323
>Vaporeon
>Vullaby
We're fucked
guess the animuh
>>31317323
Talonflame vs staraptor
>Battle if the bravest birds
>Uxie
>Tirtouga
I don't even...
>>31326672
Talon flame wins since it has gale wings
>>31317323
I think we're going to be ok
>>31326458
That's a load of bull.
>>31317323
>Cradily
>grovyle
Might be a epic story/plot
>>31326652
Bisharp v Golurk sounds cool as fuck
>>31319124
RIP SWEET PRINCE
YOU DIED HARDEST... TO ME
Shroomish evolves, defeats Beartic, and then Beartic goes on a long journey to get stronger so he can stop Shroomish once and for all.
Incineroar tears apart Cottonee and sews the residual cotton into a new tank-top.The cotton is white rather than its old gray one, and so this would be Incineroar's debut as a heroic wrestler. He's not trying to take over the world in an evil supervillain kind of way, he just wants to become the most popular wrestle the world has ever known.
The poliwhirl fights mega gyrados and realizes he is too strong. He retreats and feels ashamed for not being up to par. He has a kings rock and a water stone and wonders if he evolves if he will be able to take on the mega
>>31318174
BURASTO
>Mega Latios
>Jangmo-o
The world is full of shit anyways
Well..larvesta wins in my heart.
>>31317323
Settle down ok
A fight for the ages.
>>31317323
Ludicolo and Landorus-Therian
Damn genies, trying to ruin another good time
>>31326633
>Lion King: The movie: The game: The musical
>>31317323
Crawdaunt: I'm here to kill you, Decidueye.The world isn't yours to take.
Decidueye: A weakling like you has no chance. Now you die Crawdaunt! ENERGY BOORU!
>252 SpA Decidueye Energy Ball vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Crawdaunt: 392-464 (146.8 - 173.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>31328563
>Not warp digivolving larvesta with the power of friendship
what are you even doing?
>>31318141
We have nothing to worry about
>>31317323
>Burmy Plant
>Darumaka
ayy lmao
>>31317366
He could've saved the world, but chose to run like a huge coward instead. I can respect that.
> be dialga
> be 2017 years old
> time to wake up for work
> busy job managing spacetime
> go to kitchen for breakfast
> hungry for toaster strudel
> take the box out of cupboard
> poke dough boy's tummy, make a little giggle noise like the commercials
> open box
> box is empty
> feelsbadman.jpg
> wtf I wanna destroy the world now
> start destroying the world
> raping churches, burning women
> killing all the humans and Pokémon
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> but something's missing
> you're still hungry for toaster strudel
> look down
> holy shit
> there's a smoochum offering you a toaster strudel
> you feel bad for destroying world
> you accept smoochum's offering
> time to fix world
> roar of time
> time to thank smoochum
> wait one turn to recharge
> thank smoochum
> happily ever after
>>31317323
>Simisear as the villain
>What appears to be the fighting type Arceus as the hero
welp, I guess god took some time off from being a llama to go murder a drunk monkey stumbling around outside his house
>>31317323
>https://randompokemon.com/
This would be the cutest story ever.
no text allowed jujj
>>31317323
Igglybuff as the bad guy
Wooper as the good guy
Goddammit I'm pretty sure this won't be much of a battle
>Midnight Lycanroc
>Rockruff
Rockruff evolves into Midday Lycanroc, uses Accelerock, priority kills Midnight. the end.
>>31328856
I chuckled
>>31318673
>>31318704
>implying mega audino is S
Piggy-chan is M. She wants to be forcefully pounded until her brain is thinking about nothing but cock.
>>31328856
>poke Smoochum's tummy, make a little giggle noise like the commercials
>>31317323
YO ADRIAN, I DID IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baFzdQiv6Gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaP9iieaok
>>31317687
I believe the spider can save the day with a life orb
pls live
>typical rpg with a mage class
>>31328856
Kek
>>31325555
>quarts
>Mystery Dungeon
Nice
>>31326652
>>31327573
Imagine it, an evil Bisharp who plans on taking over the world, the only one who is brave enough to confront him is Golurk, but before he faces Bisharp, Golurk must master the ancient technique of Dynamic Punch, the only attack able to stop the villain.
In order to learn this technique, Golurk must travel across the world searching for an old Machamp who will teach him the secrets of always landing Dynamic punch, facing many hardships and encountering allies who will help him on the batle against Bisharp`s army of Pawniard and other dark types
Will Golurk be able to hit and confuse Bisharp or will Bisharp Knock off the power of this ghost type ? discover this and more in the next episode of Golurk v Bisharp: a tale of Stab and 4x weakness
combuskin and weepingbell lol
>>31329096
I prefer Audino being M while Mega Audino is Sbut turns into hard M after a good dicking.
>>31317323
Why not give the story more depth by including natures?
I'll just chuck some pebbles at it
>>31317323
This naughty chespin wants to take over the world
Calm salandit knows it has a type advantage and can stop the chespin any time it wants
Salandit allows chespin to reach certain lengths, almost achieving its dreams of world domination, only to thwart it at the last moment, revealing its control over the situation from the very beginning.
This happens every single episode, as the series continues it becomes clear chespin is only still trying because it can't get enough of being manipulated and dominated by salandit.
It's a pretty good show desudesu.
>>31328906
>Meanwhile, on battle spot
>>31317323
>Girafarig
>Deino
This looks funny.
>Komala
>Bewear
That was easy.
>>31317323
>Pokemon Sabretooth vs Pokemon Wolverine
Just like my comic books
i don't think there's much to worry about
>>31325213
Plot twist: Pheromosa was scarfed on Hi Jump Kick.
Uh...
>Forretress
>Terrakion
we're fine
Father vs son
>Starmie
>Lairon
a decent battle
>>31317694
>https://randompokemon.com/
>>31328856
>be 2017 years old
i got butterfree and ribombee
>Roselia
>Haxorus
Dragon dick must stop seductive rose lady from world domination? Sold!
>>31317323
>staryu and dialga
well that was easy
>Mega Sceptile
>Magearna
My money's on Magearna
Truly the greatest battle of our time.
>>31317323
Could envision a spic action movie with El Toro trying to stop Cuerpo Maldita from launching a curse on the world
>Donald Goose wants to make a wall and block off the world
>it is up to one venusaur to stop him
The stories tell of the eternal war, as one builds the wall and the other tears it down
>>31326294
>cut to Cyrus in the dimension world
>>31339844
>I build the Wall
>I am the wall
>>31319006
Kill yuorseif
huh
The Lonely Hero, on a quest to surpass his weaknesses in order to save the world for that hasty villain that may make a move before our sworn defender of Justice is ready.
Noivern is now a single stage evolution seeing as Noibats no longer exist.
i believe in pyukumuku
>An alien king invades the world, the meteoric ruins of his arrival being turned into a great castle
>There is not a living thing that can stand up to it
>The last conclave of humanity discovers, deep in the tunnel system, fossils of an ancient pokemon
>If there is nothing alive today that can stand up to Buzz
>then something that lived eons ago
>cue title
>>31317323
GOTTA GO FAST
>>31317323
>Cosmoem
>Phione
Nothing. That's what happens.
would be a good fight
>>31340246
>4x weak to Fire
>4x weak to Fighting
>Against a Fire/Fighting starter
We are goddamn dead.
fug