Well. I turned 37 today and I'm still on this board. Let

>>31312818
Are you single, virgin? I want to know how sad I should be for you.

28 here.
who cares? it's all good as long as you browse here in your spare time and didn't waste your life for shit that doesn't matter. if you got work, work. if not, welcome home, pokefag.

>>31312818
>Let's see if any underage are actually dumb enough to admit they're underage

26

We'll all be get there too one day OP you're not alone in the 5th dimension

>>31312818
19

>>31312837
I am to both.

>>31312818
I turned 24 yesterday. Happy birthday anon

33
My gf broke up with me two weeks ago, so i come to this place to feel comfy and shitpost to wash away the unbearable pain.

>>31312818
Holy shit kys yourself

>>31312818
22
Single and a virgin but not unhappy because my sex drive is non existent so I don't care about puss puss and I live alone and have a job, and I'm not a fat neckbeard
Life is pretty good and I don't have plans to stop browsing 4chan

>>31312903
wow that sucks. you do you, anon.

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>>31312982
>kys yourself
>kill yourself yourself

>>31312865
I'm actually kind of impressed

I turned 18 last year but i've been browsing this board since 2012.

How does that make you feel /vp/?

I'm 23, getting ready to shit out a kid soon, Mr Dad stays on v, calls us an autism corner.

You're not the oldest though so don't worry, there's a 50 something year old woman I know who uses vp pretty often and does give aways. We have a friend who's 46 and still comes here once and a while, though he stopped using it since his kid does as well, said, "it feels weird that I could be reading something lewd that my son posts."

>>31313071
Don't care, I'm 19 but I've been browsing since 2013

>>31312818
23

>>31312991
>my sex drive is non existent
I know that feel. It's why my ex left me ;_;.

>>31313002
No anon kiss yourself

>>31312818
34.

>21
>reasonably attractive, sociable normalfag at a competitive university
>happen to play showdown and browse /vp/
Life's good

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Can all the virgins leave this board. Pokemon is a normie tier franchise, it is literally easy as 1-2-3 to find a girl.

>>31312818
34. Husband is 40. We just started trying for a kid. Boy or girl, I hope it will play Pokemon or I will be disappoint.

30.
You made me feel slightly better about myself, OP.

Th-Thanks

>>31312818
I'm 20 and pretty well adjusted. Still a virgin, though.

>>31313132
>>31313132
you're a lying fuck.

normies leave

>>31312818

You are literally me in six weeks.

>>31313122
https://youtu.be/ZhKGtgcZghc

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>>31313106
never had a gf and I have 0 regrets
I don't need to have sex anyways, my hand is more than plenty
>>31313132
but I don't want to find a gf

>>31313080
Mr. Dad as in your dad or the baby's dad?

>>31312818
I turn 22 in two months

>>31313227
If it makes you feel better, I've never had sex. All I've done is (mutually) feel drunk chicks and kiss my ex.

>>31312867
Ayo, another 24 year old. I only really came to this board after seeing ash lose the kalos league

18, in my final semester of high school

Kissless virgin and a loner

My free time consists of activities involving consumption.

I probably will never change.

I like the idea of having a gf (but finding a girl that i would like and would be interested in me would be extremely difficult due to many factors) and I don't really care that much about the idea of having friends.

>>31312818
30 here. I could be a normie if I tried, but I'm too lazy to keep friends. I've had girl friends and boy friends, don't know what I'll end up with.

Just turned 18 today!

>>31312818
I am a 29 yo anon, non-virgin, a fan of the series since day one.

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23, almost 24

grew up playing gens 1 / 2, got back into pokémon with my best friend for gen 7. been shitposting on 4chan since 2007 though.

Kissless loser virgin / autistic / depressed / bipolar / girl / etc.

>>31312818
>ow old is the rest of /vp/
Year away from 30
Have cute Poke GF and come on /vp/ every once in a while because pokemon is fun and comfy.

>>31312818
20 y/o
I feel like a kid in threads like this.

27

21 here lost my virginity last year and had a boyfriend for a while but now I'm too lazy and realized dating isn't for me and I prefer to be alone so I just playing my Pokémon's and Overwatch these days

24!

>>31313421
>>31313324
love u two kisshug

>>31312818
24, but I accepted a long time ago that I'm scum and that the only worth while thing in life are games

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>>31312818
22

watching my life slip away through my very eyes.

I'm afraid of death

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>>31312818
31 here. I'm guessing i'm a bit of a minority here in that i've been happily married for 5 years. She's honestly not THAT qt (I consider her an 8/10, but i guess she'd be around a 7/10 in the eyes of anons) but she sings like an angel, and if something wins me over, it's good taste in music. Unfortunately she's not as into Pokemon as i am, but she plays the games and knows most of the Dex.

I don't visit 4Chan that often anymore because excess kills fascination, so i've learned to appreciate the times i'm here, even if this place has definitely gone to shit, so i'm still not particularly jaded. Maybe it's because i'm the only one of my friends whose marriage has worked for so long.

21

I'm single and it kind of bites. I kind of want to be with someone.

I go on this site a lot because I can just hop into any thread and start posting about whatever. No hassle, no worries... usually.

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>>31313071
are you me
Started with /b/, dabbled with /o/, and now I main here. Also, please pray for my calc grade

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Man. Is /vp/ older than I thought? I figured only kiddies posted here and older anons flocked to /vr/ or whatever.

Makes me feel a little better. I just got Moon, and am turning 28 in a few weeks. Fuck Game Freak. They have forever left their mark.

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23. Been on here since the board was created. I want to leave this place behind eventually, but haven't gotten to that point yet.

>>31312818
23

College drop out. Working at the ClownPrince of Burgers. My new best friend who works there is working with me on getting back in next semester, or at least helping me find a new skill-based job. Basically he's helping me crawl out of the gutter.

I guess everything has a silver lining. I dropped out, but I met one of the best bros of my life in the process.

20 but i've only been going to /vp/ for the last week or so since I got moon for christmas.

>>31312818
Being in your 30s kinda sucks. Body starts acting up weird and health deteriorates. Got some gastro and foot problems here. Also, memory becomes unreliable, often forgot about important stuff.

So tell me, OP, how's your health?

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>Turning 35 this year
>recently single because of religious gf
>not a virgin - not big deal desu

I come here for shiny hunts, sometimes contribute to drawthreads, and shitpost.

>>31313989
jesus christ lay of the burgers you fucking fatass.

People wouldn't be dying at 30 if their diet wasn't so shit. Stop sucking and being an average american.

>>31313196
Literally no, everyone knows pokemon and Pokemon Go has gotten me more ass then a mule salesman's ex wife after the divorce.

>>31312818

29 Years old, INTJ.
Living alone with a very nice job and salary. Definitely not a virgin. I hate social life so i recharge myself with Pokemon as soon as i have time and i don't see this as something "wrong". Just enjoy OP!

20. Had a gf until October, but she lived 3 hours away and the distance was too much for me. I get kinda lonely sometimes. I wish my apartment allowed pets, I'd get a dog tomorrow. Other than that, things are good. I've got a decent job as a youth pastor which I enjoy.

I've been here for 6 years and plan to continue to come here.
/blog

>>31314242
Hey Chad

>>31313002
>being this new

>>31312818
31, non-virgin but single
Been playing Pokemon since Gen 1 but only really got into it in Gen 2. I'm not a fat neckbeard (in fact, I just lost about 4 kilos in the past month bring me down to 67 kgs.) but I do spend a lot of time by myself either at the gym or at work. Living abroad so it's difficult to meet English speakers who share my interests.

All of you need to hit the weights ASAP

Seriously that shit helps

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24, fat, balding, virgin, no IRL friends, part-time minimum-wage retail job, live with parents.

>>31313132
Fuuuuuuck youuuuuuu

24 years here

When it come to places on the internet to discuss pokemon with people who have actually been playing consistently since Red and Blue, it's either place or Reddit. Easy choice.

But this place has funny shit sometimes so I pop in here anyway

>>31312818
im 20
had a massive stroke last year and play pokemon in my spare time while i recover

>>31312818
It went wrong when you turned old enough to kill yourself but didn't. I'm 22 by the way.

>>31314454
I'm sorry to hear that anon, hope you're done recovering soon.

>>31314242
I only ever saw neckbeards playing it. The girls I know don't play vidya at all.

>>31314242
I have to agree that when Pokemon Go was still a thing hitting on normies girls was incredibly easy

>>31312818
23, 24 this august

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>>31312818


20 here, somehow the anons here are making me feel a bit better

i don't have a gf, but at least im not fat, i already fixed my lazy eye with a surgery, and my hair is allright

last time i tried to get a gf, it was just really weird, i was in good shape, and i really optimistic about everything, but the girl ended up picking a guy that was a drunk depressed loser, then that guy cheated on her

And well after that, i started going out with a way better girl but in the end she didn't want me as her bf

right now im back to a neet life, and i have 6 months to prepare myself because i will enter a really nice college way better than the one where i met the first girl i mentioned

my last school was just full of drug addicts and people with a lot of daddy/mommy issues, i hope the next one is better but some stuff i experienced in my last school kinda left me unable to trust people again

>>31314487
thanks man, appreciate it. but i doubt i'll be done recovering anytime soon. still use a wheelchair

Hi OP. 36 female checking in. I have a 6 yr old son who I'm trying to get into playing. I bought him Sun and I have Moon. I'm struggling to get him past the first couple hours of play because "I don't want to read that much".

23. Almost have a gf for 5 years now. Work in a game store (normies always challenge me but never win) and live with my parents, so it's easy to save up money and buy everything I want. I most likely will be moving out this yr. What got me back into Pokemon was that Sun and Moon sparked my interest again, unlike X and Y. And there I am, more addicted than ever before

>>31312865
have you turn into a wizard yet?

21 here. Been playing Pomemon my whole life and never had a gf before. I don't think I'm a virgin though...?

>>31314728
Have you put your penis inside a vagina or an anus ? If you didn't you're still technically a virgin

just turned 29 last month, just got married to gf for 8 years last year, bought a house and is now in debt

>>31314754
I remember my cousin performing all sorts of shit on me when I was much younger that I remembered as I got older
Maybe I did have it inside her once I don't remember

>>31314836
hot

>>31312818
32

>>31312991
Funny, I didn't remember posting here.

Although, mine is less non-existent and more couldn't care less for now.

Also, I still live with my parents .

>>31314846
it's the only sexual contact I ever had

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>>31314867
>>31314858
>>31314856
>>31314846
>>31314836

>>31314941
THANK YOU FUG

26 married woman here. Been playing Moon with husband lately. Here because insomnia keeps me up late, and depression keeps me from actually doing anything. I still love pokemon, always have since I was 6.

>>31315054
man depression sucks
you're fine one day and suddenly everything feels like they're out to get you
and you can't do a goddamn thing about it

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>>31315073
Pretty much. Today was a good day, but here I am anyway wondering why bother and dreading tomorrow. Oh well.

Good luck out there anon.

Reminds me on the subject earlier-

>Try to talk to other girls at work about Pokemon when two of them mention Pokemon Go
>"I've been into Pokemon since the beginning. I love Pigededy or whatever it's called"
>Don't want to be that bitch and correct her
>"Yeah I love pokemon too, Poison types are my favorite."

The one girl I could really talk about pokemon with quit. I was surprised when she had one of the hacks on her phone.

>>31315054
i have somewhat crippling depression at times, but if you treat it as a meme its more bearable (for me at least)

>>31313421
>virgin
>girl
I don't understand.

>>31312818
You started Pokemon at 17? I thought people around that age wouldn't even touch the series without prior exposure to it.

>>31313690
TFW the crushing loneliness eats away at you everyday

>>31313989
>Being in your 30s kinda sucks.
Maybe if you're a gross fat fuck. I'm 30 and I don't feel any different from when I was 25. I workout and eat healthy though.

>>31315203
Probably a trans.

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>>31315200
This made me think of it as being both Poisoned and Confused. Thanks for the giggle anon.

>>31313438
Same here, anon. At least I'll be old enough to drink in the states in 4 months.

>>31314580
Well that's your fault he doesn't want to read, you should have been a better mom. If reading was easy for him, then he wouldn't mind.

>>31315265
wait what the fuck i didnt write senpai i wrote senpai what

24 here.
Married and have one kid. My wife isn't really into Pokémon, but she likes doing the Battle Tree with me sometimes. My kid is too young to play atm.

>>31315273
hi newfag!

>>31315273
F,am gets changed to senpai, newfag.

>>31315273
WHAT THE FUCK, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31315220
Fuck dude, I feel this and I hate it so much.

>>31315265
>17
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>31315273
That word is filtered to expose the underage niggers.

>>31315265
I've spent a little time there, but I love my spouse too much to ever do that to him, esp. since I know he'd probably take himself with me. You're 17, life hasn't really started yet for you anon. Listen to your dad, you'll want a good running start for when it tries to tear you down.

Whatever works for you and keeps you happy, right? My husband is my thing, make sure you find your thing whether it's someone or something.

That reminds me how much the Team Skull grunts lamenting wasted youth kinda stung...

>>31315299
>Keeps repeating his age over and over
I hope you get the boot hard, stupid newfaggot.

>>31315299
>actually turned 17 like a week ago, still feel 16
Come back in a year then.

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20, I'm a non-virgin drawfag who's been here since 2011 or so.
I'm a shutin so both instances of me having sex were due to a series of miracles, but if I can do it, anyone can.
I wish people who just started browsing lurked for a few years before posting like I did, I hate posts blatantly written by redditors and the people that reply to them.

>>31315309
>>31315307
ok guys, ill sure listen to you guys.

seriously i see worse shit on fucking facebook, and mods take shit down 24/7 who the fuck really cares

>>31315274
>mfw I'm your age and a kissless virgin

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>>31312818
24, single, virgin, unemployed, still living with my parents

Sent a couple of job applications yesterday so I might get rid of the fourth part hopefully.

>>31315315
You do know that posting underage here is a bannable offense, right? Is today your first day?

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>>31315312
>he cares about "muh messageboard cultures"

>>31315302
well put, ive had to "deal" with friends going through this kind of depressing stuff, so when it hit me i was able to deal with it better then most. im hopefuully going to do a chefing course as its the only thing i can stand doing as a job. i have quite a bit of experience with cooking through school and a job so i have a chance. and kind of rock to tie you down is a rock no matter what it is, never let that go

>>31315322
Are you a neckbeard lardass? Cuz if not all you really have to do is get some confidence, bitches love that shit.

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>>31315330
Redditors poach content like nobody's business though. As a drawfag who's seen her art reposted on that shit site, I hate cross site posters with a passion.

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i'm 27 and a mother of 4 ^.^

>>31315337
>its the only thing i can stand doing as a job.

Don't be this way. Don't be too proud to take a shitty job, 'cause you most likely will need to. Just don't be a dumbass like me and stay in it for years before finally making half an effort and moving on.

>>31315345
Damn girl, relax your legs, let the man pull out.

>>31315345
How old is your firstborn? I think it would be awesome to have a mother into gaming.

>>31313345
>Don't know what I'll end up with.
AIDs

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>>31314941
thank you FUG

>>31315345
If your vaggo could talk it would probably be asking for a break.

>>31315344
If it was your art stolen from a legit gallery I'd understand and be mad with you, but anonette (sorry for getting you wrong) if you posted it to 4chan I mean come on who knows where it went. Hate on reddit for legit reasons like it being a confusing mess to even try to look at much less navigate, fuck that.

I dunno this just sounds way too much like the shit people talked over flash video sites a long time ago.

>>31315361
>wild anon is eating the bait
>trainer anon threw a pokeball

>>31315359
she just turned ten and is into pokemon as well. she begs me to breed vgc teams for her and i let her pay me with bottlecaps :D
people always confuse us for sisters, and i must confess that i like it. i hate to feel old.

>>31312818
26, still on this board since I was 13.
Actually where I first discovered hentai, something something nurse joy.
I'll probably stop posting here once my 4 years long distance relationship ends in 27 days.
I just post here cause I don't talk to many people, ditching you fuckers HOPEFULLY (except in leak season).

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>>31315345
>mfw I'm sterile and will be a mother of 0
>I have none

Fuck I'm gonna cry

Have a mother brain instead, congrats anon.

>>31315354
sorry i worded that shittly, i am passionate about cooking and is what i WANT to do as i fucking love it, worked in a restaurant for a year doing basic cooking for minimum wage and i never once felt like i hated it.

i differently do have some other skills that could translate into other jobs ir: im good with people, so retail wont be such a bad thing even tho i dont want tot do it, i like woking with my hands, think wood woodwoking in school and im good with tech

>>31315397
Good luck anon. I wanted to be a Chef when I was your age, took Culinary and everything. But I gave up my dreams and got married.

I hope you go far.

>>31315388
Not board, 4chan in general.
I just didn't care all that much for 4chan until /y/ and /vp/.

>>31315396
Are you a real girl or a tranny? If you have eggs hire another chick to carry.

>>31315410
thank you kind anon, i gather you are the wife from the start?
its still possible to go back and do it, dont just give up please persist

>>31315299
Please leave

>>31315423
yea dude no worries, just because you asked so nicely, meanwhile there are god knows how many younger people being exposed to worse stuff, but im the problem :^)

>>31315339
>muh confidence buzzword

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when people ask what my kids want for christmas,birthdays etc, I always respond "pokemon plushies". nobody knows that i horde them for my collection :3

>>31315344
>her

Lundun

sorry that must suck :(
but you can adopt. biological relations are overrated imho

>>31315325
ughhh this again.
bans are nothing these days.
>everyone has a dynamic IP address
>multitudes of working easy to access proxies

But they really should leave, this place is a shithole. It has nothing to do with "oooooh I see edgy shit anyway". It's to do with this place just in general not being worth getting into so much. If you have the choice to fucking back out, do it. There is almost no reason to like being here.

Why the fuck am I even here?
I fucking hate this site and you losers, have all these years. Disgusting toxic addiction.

>>31315446
Don't buy bootlegs, they look terrible

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>>31312818
21 years desu

>>31315438
It's not a buzzword. I used to be a pathetic fag just like you, then I just started acting confident and borderline arrogant and the bitches started pouring in. Obviously you can't be ugly as fuck.

>>31312818
20
Also got a good social life, work out regularly and can pull well when I'm out in clubs

But I'm also a gay neet

>>31315458
i agree that its quite toxic, but some threads are awesome, and giveaways are always awesome, as i dont hack i breed. i also really enjoy pokemon so this is one of the best places for it, although i almost never post or reply, i like arguments that aren't just "this sucks" "no, this sucks more" and useless yelling (which desu is like half of the board anyway)

>>31315312
>If I can do it, anyone can

You sweet summer child.

>>31315503
let me see your butt

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>>31315344
>this is the new sjw wave of fresh 18 year olds

You probably like to talk a lot about trump too huh?

>>31315489
fuck that. my husband was a 23yo kissless virgin as i met him and this turned me on. i like my boys pure and untouched.

>>31315489
I'm not a good enough liar and I freeze up around people, unable to think of anything to say.

>>31315533
aww thats my fetish :3

>>31315529
Were you both virgins, or did you show him the ropes?

>>31315529
That's sweet but it seems only slutty women are into that

>>31315539
>women
That's a manon

>>31315538
hahaha no, i had 16 boys (all my age +/- 3 years). 12 of them were honest about their virginity, 1 said he had some experience but i think he lied. 3 had one girlfriend before.

i stalked this ex-girlfriends and thought about doing bad things do them. at this point, i decided to quit this relationships before i go full yandere. :/

>>31312843
This is happiness

>>31315379
Unless you've got a master ball, good luck anon.

>>31315437
Your excuse for staying is African children are being raped left and right. am I correct, anon?

>>31315539
i'm not a slutty woman. i'm pure. sweet and loyal. when i fall for someone, i dont need any other boys. i cook and clean for them, i love all kinds of sex and i guess my drive is high (2-3 times a day :3 ) and my looks are outstanding. but i break up with people very quick if they disobey my rules (for example watching porn, i broke up with 4 dudes because i found porn on their browser history).

>>31315597
I meant starving instead of "staying." But my point still stands, fuck you.

>>31315624
>my looks are outstanding

Mhmm

>>31315638
well i'm not a supermodel but a solid 9/10 ^_^

>>31315624
Someone thinks highly of themselves. And you probably are a slut, sluts never see themselves as sluts.

>>31315533
I'd suggest alcohol to help you at first, soon you'll be able to do it without it.

>>31315674
depends on one definition of a slut. when a slut is what i am, than a slut must be one hell of a unicorn fairy princess <3

>>31315665
Whatever you say dude.

>>31315597
no, thats fucking retarded.
what im saying is there are much worse websites out there (ie porn sites) that there are younger children on, and the fact that everyone is calling me out for being one year younger on a site that gets moderated for NSFW things is a little stupid, dont you think

>>31315628 fuck you

>>31315679
Alcohol just makes me tired.

29. Dating since 21. Together with someone for the longest, 4 years now.
I was a teacher, worked for 5 years on it but recently lost that job because the company got sued over millions of dollars. Moving to that job because higher pay was a mistake . Lost my house and a lot of money (over 10k) in the process, and had to help my mom live with the rest of my income.
Moved to the States, now working at retails just like back in college days again until I can find a decent job, and have a better house or better apartment. At least I still have my vidya and collection. I barely have family members alive or that are reliable, or talk to me at all. I can be proud that I have been independant all this time.
I may want to be a teacher again, or get involve with something video game related. I really wish I had pursue a career involving art and video game at a younger age.

I am 32, divorced with kids

You will all hate me, but I come here because Pokemon Showdown is to me what Facebook videogames are women in their 30s wasting time in their office.

24 here, I've been browsing vp since the chinese leaks.

I'm big and chubby, but not antisocial, I've been dating a girl for five years, she's a geek like me, I have a lot of friends who are geeks as well. I go out with them a lot, but I feel life's boring.

The worst thing is that I usually think I've wasted the beast years of my life, I should've spent my 18-22 getting drunk, doing drugs, going to far away places, and living my life as if I was going to die the day after, instead of playing videogames, going to college, and having a girlfriend.

Right now I feel as if I've already felt everything I can, and from now on I'll only feel smaller versions of that (that's from a movie, but it's how I feel).

>>31312818
Happy birthday!

I'm 29. I only have my 3DS for the pokemon games, it's a franchise I've followed all my life since Red, and I don't see why I should stop.

I love hype season and all the excitement of trailers and speculation. I found two shiny pokemon within 24 hours last week, after a drought of about eight years, and I was as excited as 10-year-old me.

>>31316066
I'm 24 and have never been on a date and haven't had friends outside the internet in years. Don't complain.

>>31316080
Well, 12/13 year old me, I guess.

>>31316081
Simply because you've wasted your life to an even worse degree than I have, you don't have the right to tell me not to complain, anon.

22

I come here to take my mind off from uni which I absolutely hate with a passion.

>>31312818
20 years old.

>>31316211
Why do you hate uni?

>>31312818
27 this year
returned to collge but thinking about dropping out again
no social skills and very few friends who i hardly see
never had a job
had a gf a few years back for a few months but blew it and know i feel like that's holding me back from connecting with someone else
no dreams, no motivation, to cowardly to off myself, just want to die in my sleep sometimes

>>31312818
23, kissless virgin, no hope or dreams for the future, no job.
I have fun with the things I do and i´m not even sad, but but is not worth to figth with them so I don´t think I´m going to pass this year.

>>31313071
>>31313242
>Mr. Dad as in your dad or the baby's dad?
>getting ready to shit out a kid soon
>anon is the baby's dad
>or the baby's dad?
>Implying he would refer to himself in 3rd person and as Mr. Dad
>Mr Dad stays on v
>anon is on vp
>anon is not staying on v
>Mr Dad as in ... the baby's dad?
How is anyone this fucking retarded? Seriously fucking how?

>>31312818
27. Been using 4chan since I was 17 Though I only posted once when underage, and /vp/ since '10.

My spouse is going to be 36 next week and still plays pokemon. So it's really nothing I'd consider worrying about.

>>31312818
26 last week

>>31313421
are you a lesbian?

>>31312818
i'm 25 and can't drive so i work from home, as a result i never leave the house

>>31315359
I'm >>31313140
My greatest fear is not being able to connect with our kid. Husband and I are both typical gamers and he's a programmer. I don't know anything about sports. I mean, if my kid wasn't into games, I'd still encourage and support him or her, but I worry.
I don't want to be the weird mom at their practice sitting on bleachers with my DS embarrassing them. As an adult, I don't care about showing my power level, but I'd never want it to hurt my kid...

I'm 72, I fought in the war, you're all a disgrace.
Stop talking about having sex with animals and go do something with your lives.

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I'm 23 and I thought I'd be one of the grandpas here.

25 as of this weekend

>>31312818
19

30 and sitting in the toilet at work taking a shit.

>>31313132
Normie tier franchise, but you're on 4chan

Turning 27 next week. I'm bummed that I don't get to shitpost anymore and play Pokémon as much. I've been busy with job and responsibilities for the past five years. It's worth it to play less but it's still something I miss.

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>>31312818
23 here. Single, depressed with bad social skills, barely any IRL friends, and zero aspirations. I have a job and video games, at least. Plus, I lost 25 pounds from dieting so far. Things could be worse, I guess.

>>31315312
>I'm a shutin so both instances of me having sex were due to a series of miracles

are you me?

>>31315073
man depression sucks
you're fine one day and suddenly everything feels like they're out to get you
and you can't do a goddamn thing about it

I'm having one of those weeks right now. It sucks.

>>31317770

I was a shut in with shit social skills at 23, too. A virgin, too, until I decided to adopt a fuck it attitude and stop caring about being a virgin. Ended up losing it that year to two girls. You just gotta stop caring about shit you can't truly control, and stop being thirsty. Your body movements and speech give you away and make you look easy. Read 48 Laws of Power, it will change your life. I didn't read it at the time, but I wish I read it a long time ago.

>>31316211
I feel like I know you

18

Single, Virgin, Employed

>>31315624
>for example watching porn, i broke up with 4 dudes because i found porn on their browser history
for what purpose

32, only really got back into Pokemon because of my son and girlfriend's addiction to the TCG. I stopped playing the games with R/S, pretty much only into the TCG and Pokemon Go now...

>>31315624

You sound like a crazy woman. Any girl who devotes herself to me that deeply right off the bat I avoid like the plague. I used to mess around with them until boredom kicked in within about a month. Don't be that girl.

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>>31317535
You could always try introducing it to them when they're little! They've got tons of cute kiddy merch to help your kid learn to think of Pokemon as a part of their childhood. I'm still a couple of ways from my dearly beloved letting me be his baby obsessed waifu, but I'm super obsessed with thinking on how to take care of the baby, so I'm already thinking about what kind of backpacks and lunchboxes I'll get them if Pokemon is still popular... You should consider getting your kid a cute plush once they're old enough not to accidentally be smothered by it. A Nidoking toy I got as a kid from Burger King is what got me into Pokemon, so maybe it could be repeated?

And, maybe by then there'll be a less obvious way to game on the go? Worse come to worse you could browse strategy sites on your phone instead of actually gaming. Other people will assume you're reading the news or something if there aren't too many pictures and you won't embarrass your kids!

>>31315665

Why are you posting like a 13-year-old?

>>31316015

>Facebook video games are to women in their 30s

Ha! Ain't that the truth.

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>>31315624
jesus fucking christ

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This thread feels like way too elaborate bait

22, Single.
Used to be a shut-in virgin loser with virtually no friends. Alcohol changed that.
Recently cheated on for half a year by someone I loved. Got depressed for a month then buried my head in my uni work, now I couldn't be happier. Life's is strange...

24 yo, recently appointed corporate lawyer. Normie-ish, I guess.
I like dick and pussy, tho, but this board is full of fags anyway.

>>31318178
you sound like an asshole

>>31312818
I'd forgotten a pokemon board even existed, crazy. hope i can re-forget

>>31318360
Why? Join us.

27, single, virgin, unemployed, living at home. Used to have a lot of friends, now just two remain but they're great ones. I've wasted all of my life up until now but I'm trying to get my shit together. Hopefully moving to Japan this year to restart my life.

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>>31312818
>Well. I turned 37 today and I'm still on this board.
And I thought I had it bad at 27.
Well since I'm restarting my life again thanks to my ex wife.
>Life going my way at early age
>Got nice job and pretty gf
>get married
>Wife thinks she missing out on her 20's after being together for 5 years
>Makes bad friends at her job
>get into drugs with new friends
>Too busy with classes and work to she her changing
>Find out what she was doing, along with fucking her drug dealer
>And stealing money from me, and poisoning my food when she gets mad
>Send her ass packing
>Slap a law suit and a restraining order on her
>She gets in a car crash and lose her teeth

yea, last year was rough.
After being single again, I join a gym, and got /fit/
Now I'm stick with finding another wife because I don't enjoy being single
This time I'm more wise when it comes to woman and can get any girl I want in bed.

But it gets stale fast when every girl is just selfish and a awful person.
One slept with me, to see if I join a pyramid scheme.

Who does that?

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>>31312865
>I am to both.
Having sex is not a big deal.
But this pretty much shows you wasted your life, playing it safe.

You should join a gym, and learn a new skill.
It's not too late.

>>31318598
>tfw in a relationship but haven't had sex in months

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>>31313421
>>31315203
>virgin
>girl
This caught by surprise too.

Unless you don't look human, or a guy. or over 1000 pounds.

Hell, even ugly girls get dick.

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>>31318178
>These are the type of people that are made into corporate lawyers
>They all act like a spoiled 17 year old

Something tells me you were born in a rich family

31 and married, been here since day 1. I don't spend my whole day shitposting and have an actual life outside of 4chan.

Usually browse from my phone. I check this place like someone would check a social media site. I just like Pokemon.

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The prophecy has been fufilled.

We have become pokefans

27, kissless virgin, killer job thanks to education, live with my grandma and a neurotic aunt. I'd leave but then no one would defend my grandma.

Not really thirsty for sex but the lack of intimacy is slowly killing me

>>31318532
Someone dedicated to her job, that's who

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>>31314109

Putting diet aside, there's still pesticides and chemicals in your food that you can't really avoid except buying the most expensive organic food that there is, and most people can't afford that.

Can't wait to save up enough to move back to latin america, why the fuck is the US of A so expensive for basic foods? Can't even buy cheap tier healthy foods like bananas without paying out the ass. You all are getting screwed.

>>31316936
Lost my will and interest to do my course, thankfully I have one more semester to go before I can graduate.

>>31318532
>one slept with me to see if i join a pyramid scheme

Same shit happened to me. Im still laughing about it to this day, felt like something out of a College Humor skit

30 and still here. Virgin and no friends, but I got a good job doing what I love, at least, and I can buy all the material shit I want. Sometimes I get down and wish I had people to talk to, but I've gotten used to solitude so being around people feels exhausting and aggrivating now.

>>31318709
t. fucked an ugly girl

>>31314941
THANK YOU FUG

>All these nonvirgins on MY /vp/

>>31313820
EG-BOYS

>>31312818
19 KHV
I do not care about my sexual life for now, I have a bigger issue and that's figuring out what to do in life.
I know that whining on a taiwanese image board isn't gonna get me anywhere but I don't know what to do honestly

>>31314941
THANK YOU Fug
Fire/Ghost Ninetales with Levitate and min/maxed Special Attack with some speed pls

>>31312818
Almost 27 here.

Friendless, single, jobless, live with parents...
At least I'm getting an ok degree, don't look hideous, and get out of the house almost every day, so I can at least look myself in the mirror again, that was a rough time of my life.

>>31314941
THANK YOU FUG
My fav already has a mega but please make it transferrable to SM

>>31314941
THANK YOU FUG

>>31315345
I hope you're a better mother than Lusamine.

>>31317019
Maybe they're a cuck?

>>31312818
22

>>31313641
my dad is too

best way to stop fearing death is to be more unattached to the world and realise that one day you shall be in so much pain you will wish for death

>>31312991
>>31313106
>>31314858
low test

>>31317535
all parents embarres their kids at some point, do you not remember childhood?

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>>31313132
>wasting your time, money and nerves on pussy

>>31320583
>t. virgin
Ewwwww. Sure smells like LOSER in here.

>>31315624
>no porn
That is bs, you're not always going to want sex when he wants it. That is what porn is for.

>>31320614
Yes, feels nice to have all i have for myself only, not waste it all and whine like some loser chad

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>>31320629
Whatever helps you sleep at night, anon. Jist think about what you said next time you cry yourself to sleep.

>>31312818
22 yo virgin, have only kissed one person in my entire life.
As another anon said, as long as you only come here when you have nothing else to do you're fine.

>>31315624
nice role-playing, Josh

>>31312818
20.

>>31312818
Just turned 25 and went back to college. I'm mostly a loner but I'm OK with that. I interact with a few people and I'm in a long distance relationship.

TL;DR could be worse.

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>>31320720
20, kissless virgin, but litterally only cause I want to be, have had many girls come up to me cause i'm an athlete /fit/, 6ft. But it was always girls in a year under me or they where just ugly imo. usually on the female sports team( i did track, and soccer) so I felt like my friends would look down on me if we went out cause it's "too easy". And it was weird cause my guy friends where also usually on sports teams with me, so it's like we all knew each other, and blah blah.

Now in college, i don't care about that shit, but i'm hardcore pre-med so now i don't even have time for it.

>>31320891
I'm pretty sure you're gay