>pokemon is paralyzed, confused AND attracted >still attacks

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>>31298223

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>>31298223
>Pokemon wakes up on turn two three times and successfully sets up a sweep
>Prankster thunder Wave misses
>Ice beam freezes
>Thaws out the same turn
What a wacky fucking game

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>freezed 3 of the opponents Pokemon in a single doubles match

Damn Ninetales, chill.

>>31298363
>Ice beam freezes
>Thaws out the same turn
this happens almost every single time for me

>Stone Edge hits 5/5 times

>>31298434
Scald makes you insta thaw out, bro.

>CPU has a 0,000001% chance of causing status effects
>does 3 or 4 in a row

>last Pokemon is pyukumuku
>Get taunted
>Assume I can't do anything but struggle because that's what /vp/ says so I just start mashing A and look at something besides my 3ds waiting to lose
>I used Counter and won the match

And that's another reason to keep counter on pyukumuku, I didn't know you can use it during taunt

>>31298435
>Heat wave misses twice in a row

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>Pokemon is paralyzed
>Turns into a game of "how many times in a row will I not move?"
Current record is 4.

>>31298438
I wouldn't be complaining if they were using a move to get out of it

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>opponent letting my Feraligatr d-dance three times enough that his Jolteon can't even outrun it
It's like that one video of a wild pig being tricked into getting into water where an alligator was waiting.

Brutal shit.

>>31298477
I will never forget losing to my normie friend when I got paralyzed for 10 turns in a row. He just fucking boosted every stat he could and swept me with a furfrou.

At least it was nerfed this time around, right?

>>31298477
Same as my record for the ai not being fully paralyzed. I thought he must have had some ability that negated it until turn fucking 5.

>>31298495
Link for mentioned video?

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>>31298477
>Paralysis is supposedly nerfed in SM
>Paralyze an AI
>Basically never works as expected
>Get paralyzed
>Get fucked 3 times in a row or more every time

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>>31298477
>any poison type
>waiting game for will poison inflict on the first hit
If your pokes couldn't dispell it themselves/remove all status effects by caring for them, i'd be having a much bigger problem

What's even worse is the opponent landing every hit mid confusion

>>31298543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-SDCjemw2k

Sound warning tho since the squeels on that thing are fuckin loud

>Use Slowbro with Quick Claw
>Get the Quick Claw effect 3 times in a row
It was just a casual match with our endgame teams. Does the hax know no bounds?

>>31298640
I remember a battle tree match in which my opponent had his last Pokemon with quick claw. Used Blizzard 3 times in a row and not only the quick claw activated all the times, but also it hit the 3 times. Fucking cheating gf.

>>31298223
DUDE RNG LMAO

LE GIT GUD MAYMAY

JUST INJECT LOL

>>31298456
Counter is considered an attack move, All Out Pummeling becomes a 100 BP move when used with it.

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>>31298223
>He relies on RNG to win
>He complains when Luck affects the other player positively.

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>>31298634

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>Leaf Storm misses 4 times in a row

>>31298634
Krookodiles are fucking scary

>>31298634

why would someone do that? what a sick bastard.

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>Random match
>Suicune
>Rest, Sleep Talk, Sleep Talk
>Then it wakes up but Rest again
>Three times

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>hydro pump misses 3 times in a row
>mfw it was my opponent who missed
>mfw this won me the match

>Opponent uses trick room Bronzong
>I switch out to one of my slower, tanky-er pokemon w/leftovers
>Bronzong fucking explodes
>I survive with little under half HP

>opponent sends in Golem
>It also fucking explodes on turn one when I put up a protect so nothing happened
>I switch out to Primarina and they send in mega Sableye. I one shot it with moonblast

>"Please...don't hurt others pokemon..."

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>>31298223
>still attacks and wins the match

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

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>>31298634

who the FUCK

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>confused
>constantly hit myself

>enemies confused
>they never hit themself

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>Lead gets confused, keeps hitting itself until enemy knocks it out
>Next mon gets hit with confuse ray as well, process to sweep the entire enemy team through confusion.

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>>31298634

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>>31298634

This is a Blizard thread?

>>31304212
its not gen one, so no

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>>31298415
>chill

>>31298634
252 Atk Choice Band Krookodile Crunch vs. 240 HP / 252 Def Musharna: 320-378 (73.9 - 87.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery