>You're walking around Hau'oil City at night when

Make eye contact, obviously. Then pokemon battle because that's how the law works.

Tell her my name and leave without another word because I'm an autist

proceed to rap for her heart

Let her peg me

>>31270120
This.

>>31270041
It's not very nice to ask of someone's name before introducing yourself first.

>>31270230
>*slaps your ass again*
>"I'm -insert name here-, what's your name?"

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>>31270041
Either bend over and get pegged in an alley or bend her over and fuck her in the ass.

>>31270041
Teach her a lesson on how to properly address a gentleman.

"Daddy, because that's what I'm about to make you moan."

>>31270423
>cue the plot to My Fair Lady

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>sexually harassed by a hot girl

>>31270369
>*slaps your ass again*
>I'm Grunt, what's your name?
ftfy

>>31270041
>Y-you too

1. Awkwardly mumble my name
2. Do a quick, terrible fake laugh.
3. Walk away

>>31270466
Her name is not Grunt. She's her own person and she matters as a person.

>>31270369
>That's a nice name. I'm anon.

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>>31270423

>>31270120
DOKURO

Get on my knees and suck his penis

>>31270596
>Skull Grunt Female (male)
fuck

>>31270041
I say no, then I get outta there. Finally, I tell someone I trust, like a police officer or something.

>>31270521
This guy's got it right.

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>>31270633
>She grabs you by the back of your pants and pulls you back
>"'No'? Funny name for a cute guy like yourself, isn't it? Grab a drink with me why don't ya?"
>*winks*

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>>31270719

>>31270719
>use pepper spray
>if there's none, see >>31270882
>if all fails, stomp on her foot or kick her shin to release the grip, then run like hell

>>31270531
Where is my role play fag? I thought I had it.

What are you saying, Sara? You know who I am. ... What are you wearing?

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>>31270531
>>31270985
>"Thanks, your name is nice too. What do ya say you, yourself and I grab a drink, yo?"
>you notice a faint hint of redness developing behind her mask
>>31270957
Congratulations, you escaped Skull Grunt (Female). You gain loneliness and paranoia!

>ywn be aggressively hit on by a fairly attractive girl who won't take no for an answer and follows you somewhere she can corner you and grope the shit oit of you

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>>31271247
>no skull grunt gf that you have a secret relationship with, kept hidden from everyone, even her teammates
>whenever she sees you battling plumeria or guzma from the back lines, she wistfully sighs, much to the confusion of her teammates

Press A to Pound

>>31271350

man that has to be one of the top 5 pokemon lewds ever produced

got damn miracle of the universe

>>31271239
>"Gladly. Come on, I know a nice place."
>I hold out an arm for her to grab onto

>>31270522
Right, it's Grunt, but with an accent over the "u".

>>31271415
>eyes you up for about 5 seconds before locking her arm into yours
>unbuttons her mask and gives you a beautiful smile
>she's beet red at this point
>"L-lead on, yo."
Congratulations, you acquired Skull Grunt (Female) Girlfriend!

>>31271412
dating a sexually aggressive with a heart of gold Skull Grunt when

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>>31271570
GG, Thank you for playing.

I thought about going with "Gladly. Show me a nice place." first, but the blush gave me the feeling that taking the lead smoothly will still get me there.

>>31271724
I don't speak hip-hop lingo so i felt like she was lacking it that area but glad you enjoyed it, GG close

>>31271520
>I am Groont.

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>>31270882

>>31271520
>>31271802
Grünt?

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waifu bump

>>31270522

didn't the tank top mixup grunts in Guzma's mansion confirm there are all called "Grunt"?

Give me some names for girl Skull Grunt and I'll write something up

>>31271350
>>31271412
Its one of Boris' only good pieces

>>31272556
That was the creators joking that no team grunts ever have names of their own, it's always "Grunt"

>>31270882
Ahahaha

>>31271239
>tfw punk girl is best alolan waifu
>most skull grunt fanart leaves the stupid scarf on
need more pouty face qt

>>31272626
>best alolan waifu
>not olivia

>>31271350

>both "eyes" on the skull cap are half closed

GODDAMMIT YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO BEING PERFECT!

>>31272663
That may have been intentional, anon...

Introduce her to a certain Aether Foundation Lady

>>31272657
That old hag? No way.

>>31272670

my autism prevents me from believing that and thinks it was just laziness. still hot tho.

>>31272702
>wanting an immature virgin instead of a seasoned lover who will be guarantee not to cheat on you

>>31272687
worst pairing

she is perfect with a loving husbando with a devil may care attitude towards the dangerous lifestyle and people she hangs out with, and slowly purifies her

>>31272768
>olivia is confirmed virgin
>grunt probably knows what she likes
i think you're hurting your own position

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>>31272788

What makes you think the Aether Employee can't do most of the same?

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>>31273053
I'm not female so I can't self insert

>>31272586

Brittany
Michelle
Keara
Danielle
Tanya
Christina

>>31273355
Thanks friendo, I'll post something in both the fanfic thread

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cutest girl in the universe

Politely tell her to fuck off.

>>31270041
Defeat her in battle. Take her out to dinner. Make sweet concentual love to her at a cheep motel. Cum in her a bunch. In every hole.

>>31273939

>bottom left

WATCH IT CHRISSY

>>31274396
Congratulations, you acquired Skull Grunt Female Waifu and Kids! I'm sure you'll be very happy!

>>31274396
>the place you make her a mother is a dirty, cheap motel
>not your home, in your bed
wow you don't fucking care about her at all