>"Onii-chan,wanna play with us? Hapu is impatience right

hapu go fuck yourself i never liked you

both of you leave me alone i'm trying to masturbate

I want to play "Hapu gets fugged by a horse while me and :3 watch and record everything".

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>>31264328
grow up and we'll play

>>31264328
Let's do some 'teacher-student' play, shall we?

IT'S "IMPATIENT" YOU IGNORANT FUCK!

>>31264328
I shove my tongue down Acerola's throat and hold her hands while making love with her in missionary position.

I let my Pokemon fuck Hapu.

B( and :3

Sorry, I'm not up for truth or dare games

>>31264328
Acerola is fine and all, but isn't Hapu like 30?

>>31264403

She's a fake arian midget forced into farm labours

>>31264403
30/10

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>>31264328
Official Top 5 Acerola body parts:
5: Acerola's feet. They're cute. They're warm. They're just the right size. I can't say enough good things about them.
4: Acerola's hair. It has the perfect length and color, you'll never get bored of looking at it. The smell is also amazing. I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? And don't get me started on the fluffiness.
3: Acerola's hands. You won't believe how skilled she is with her cute, little fingers. When she gives you a massage, you'll feel like you're going to heaven.
2: Acerola's belly. It's the very definition of softness. If she lets you touch it, consider yourself lucky, because you're in for a treat. The area around the bellybutton is especially recommended.
1: Acerola's eyes. They shine brighter than the stars on a clear night. Gazing into them at a candlelight dinner will make you forget about all your worries and take you to a world of warmth and comfiness. But make sure not to get lost in them, because you'll have to make the most out of your date with Acerola, the cutest girl in the world.

>>31264413

You forgot about her :3 wich makes you shiver out of cutest thing you have ever seen

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I like Acerola because she is a Pokemon trainer like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Acerola also likes ghosts and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the game and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Acerola is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love acerola and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would train Pokemon all day and catch Haunter and other cool pokemon in the Megamart, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

>>31264413
autism

>>31264428
Don't worry, the day when we can finally meet her is drawing closer.

>>31264403
Acerola is 2nd cutest S/M girl, Hapu looks like she's 60.

>>31264328
kill these ugly whores and let lana-chan shit in my mouth

>>31264832
best taste.

This is now a lana thread

>>31264367
>grow up

She's probably older than she looks, anon. Does Emmanuel Lewis need to grow up? No, he's like 50 but his body doesn't mature like normal people.

>>31264832

>lana

End ur life already

>>31264427
>Be from royal family
>Centuries of inbreeding has left her with a multitude of deformities, most notably a cleft lip.
>Everyone thinks she's adorbable, outside of Pokemon's animu artstyle she's a hideous freak

>>31264328
>2 loli grannies in 1 game

>>31265064
>doesn't take any issue with the scat

So, how do you pronounce Acerola?

>>31265427
Ah sir ro luh imo

>>31265427
asserola

>>31265427
wai fu

>>31265427
aseˈɾola or ɐseˈɾɔlɐ depending on your language of choice

>>31265427
sex goddess

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>>31265936

Anon..

>>31264832
What is it with lanafags and piss and shit?

>>31266100
They have autism

>>31266100
piss is best fetish

shit is fucking disgusting and anyone that likes it needs to be gassed

>>31266379
drown yourself in your own piss

>>31266100
we're the most enlightened /vp/ posters

>>31264328
>Hapu is impatience right there
What did he mean by this?

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>"Onii-chan, what's a fair-ee type-u?"
>"Is it tasty?"

Not do anything weird because I'm not a sick pedo fucker like the rest of you.

>>31264328
close this thread

>>31270319

>implying