Welcome to Showderp, a thread where an agoraphobic manchild volunteers to be a champion for manchildren even more agoraphobic than him. Then they try to suggest a Pokemon team for him to use on a (borderline illegal) battle simulator, but they bitch and complain about each other's ideas and how champ throws every single match and how if only the autist who suggested that Garchomp gave it Fire Blast instead of Fire Fang then champ might've won.
>a bunch of mememons that I didn't make so they're all shit
dogars.org
>a site that I don't use so it's shit
showderp.booru.com
>a champ that's not me so he's shit
!Pcbsp90N6I
o fricc
Healthy young champ goes to showderp, uses shitmons, doesn't feel good, BOOM! AUTISM! Many such cases.
>>31257424
what the fuck are you doing champ
>>31257663
This. Swagger clause was lifted for OU
>Asperger's edition
>Not naming it Verlis edition instead since its the same thing
>>31257942
>giving him MORE attention
stop building the fucking problem
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512617848
new champ
may i
bibarel
It must have swagger
moltres
volcarona
>>31258162
band ttar
me or dodrio
Boom Boom 2.5
Gotta go fast (Aggron) (M) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Shadow Claw
- Rock Slide
- Iron Head
hydreigon
trick/switcheroo mon with eject button
if even, choice band Cleffa named bazinga; if odds, eviolite clefairy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512627477
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512630455
no, no, he deserved it!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512633265
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512639262
cool
NEW CHAMP
choice band dragonite with aqua tail
me or mega absol
mega gallade
Cryogonal
BLOOD GATOR (Krookodile) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Power Trip
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
teddiursa
voltorb named mami
Showderp builds Hariyama
/`(o_o)`\ (Leavanny) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Overcoat
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe / 4 SpD
Jolly Nature
- Fell Stinger
- Flail
- Endure
- Knock Off
A CUTE CAT POKEMON
vaporeon
tyrantrum
>>31258888
checked
Red Fan(g) (Rotom-Fan) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Air Slash
- Thunderbolt
- Trick
- Volt Switch
poliwag
Noctowl @ Leftovers
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Silver Wind
- Roost
- Night Shade
- Hyper Voice
turtonator named torkoal-mega
AAAAAAAAAAAAA (the sylveon)
>>31258914
Level 100
>>31258914
minimum level for evolving from makuhita
>>31258914
fake out
>>31258914
Focus Punch
>everyone was waiting on someone to volunteer
>>31258888
if even, choice band Cleffa named bazinga; if odds, eviolite clefairy
>>31258914
Substitute
>>31258914
Surf
Initial D
>>31258914
smelling salts
>>31258943
>>31258945
kinda epic
>>31258914
also give this assault vest
>>31258914
Thick Fat
>>31258914
quick claw
>>31258914
252HP 252ATK
>>31258914
female
>>31258914
nicknamed "Hey, Cousin!"
>>31258914
Assault vest and substitute. I hope someone knocks it off so we can reveal
>>31258914
Careful Nature
>>31258951
no shit really?
slowpoke
>>31258914
Hey, Cousin! (Hariyama) (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk
Careful Nature
- Fake Out
- Focus Punch
- Substitute
- Surf
>>31259063
God it's so bad lol
>>31259082
LOL
>>31259125
>>31259082
>>31259063
I really, really like this meme can I save it?
anyone?
>>31259142
>>31259142
i already put it on dogars lol
>>31259152
>Terranigma
Also, wheres chimp?
>>31259174
champ has a lot of sets to build
reminder new champs should use the team we already have
>>31258909
>>31258910
>>31258911
>>31258912
>>31258913
>>31258914
>>31259191
obviously
but it's been almost 15 minutes now.
>>31259222
Mega Gallade is not available yet.
Nice trips, btw.
haha pebis :)
hi i just had sex
how long until i claim champ
>>31259257
tyrantrm desu
tympole
tyrant
tyranitar
>>31259257
cleffa
Citizen Hips (Acupressure Tsareena)
>>31259257
tynamo
>>31259257
turtonator named Torkoal-Mega
Typhlosion
>>31259257
if even, choice band Cleffa named bazinga; if odds, eviolite clefairy
>>31259222
using this
>>31259304
good chimp
first time champ be nice pls
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512654740
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512656480
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512659050
>it's an "opp is a butthurt autist and hides the room" episode
>>31259537
Broke link?
>>31259537
nice fucking job
message for invites
>>31259552
>>31259579
This room is now invite only!
Users must be rank + or invited with /invite to join
Brizz rawstein set modjoin to +.
Brizz rawstein made this room hidden.
>autistic opponents
>autistic spectators
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512663632
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512666723
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512668558
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512668793
new team
steven's waifu (Metagross) @ Metagrossite
Adamant
Attack and Speed EVs
Zen Headbutt
Meteor Mash
Earthquake
Explosion
SMASH (Exeggutor-Alola) @ Choice Band
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Wood Hammer
- Dragon Hammer
- Earthquake
- Facade
POKEMON TRAINER
nasty taxi (guillotine gliscor)
Ecksdee
a qt staryuxe can be donnel if you want... ugh...
even number use pheromosa but no stab
odds celesteela but with only protect and grass type moves
Garchomp @ Choice Band
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Outrage
- Dragon Claw
- Dragon Tail
Pokemon trainer
champs favorite fish
>>31260039
>>31260034
OHKO Clause: OHKO moves are banned
>>31260051
>boring smogchomp
n
Initial D
>>31260091
Why is Initial D AG?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512672258
i smell a win with this team!
>>31260136
Idc as long as we catch something
where is cute butt
>>31260216
up ur butt LOL
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512675677
>>31260230
>LOL
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512679108
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512681152
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512682822
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512685450
new team
GOTTA BLAST if evens or GIGA NIGGA if odds
champ's preferred regigigas meme if dubs
also nick starmie hemorrhoidz if dubs
WII GAME (Persian-Alola) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Fur Coat
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Spe / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Jolly Nature
- Screech
- Taunt
- Night Slash
- Parting Shot
shiinotic with nothing but draining/healing moves holding a big root
just a fling (Gardevoir)
Ability: Trace
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Gentle Nature
- Attract
- Moonblast
- Fling
- Memento
champ picks item :)
POKEMON TRAINER
eggulai
BECOME LUDICOLO (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Skill Swap
- Soak
- Forest's Curse
- Celebrate
That big fucking bug that switches out all the time.
cosmoem that turns into necrozma if it uses cosmic power 6 times in one match
remove fatties
my moms dogs gf (Ninetales-Alola) @ Light Clay
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Aurora Veil
- Blizzard
- Moonblast
- Nasty Plot
ecksdee again lol
BIG BERTHA (Aggron) (F) @ Iapapa Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 60 Atk / 200 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 22 Spe
- Metal Burst
- Heavy Slam
- Stone Edge
- Roar/rocks/whatever
enough balk to tank shit like lo koko after rocks
speed lets you barely outpace marowak (because unlike counter, metal burst is NOT negative prio!!!!)
vikavolt
>>31260936
benis
>>31260939 (GIGA NIGGA)
>>31260941
>>31260942
>>31260944
>>31260945
>>31260947
bussi
>>31260942
nickname it ayylamow
I think we should use the shiny starmie that the last champ caughtand then teach it a bunch of shit moves
>>31260941
OTHER GAME
>>31260993
replace pokemon trainer with shiny starmie
>>31260941
>>31261001
>>31261002
named Sakuya
>>31260993
>>31261001
Brine
>>31260993
I'm fond of the dogars set (You)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512690097
>>31260993
Dark Pulse if it can learn it
>>31260993
thunder
chimp is limp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512696393
new champ i tried my hardest
me or
The taking tree (Trevenant) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Ingrain
- Leech Seed
- Will-O-Wisp
- Phantom Force
LET A FAT NIGGA
your favorite faire
>>31261550
good champ desu
Noctowl @ Leftovers
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Silver Wind
- Roost
- Night Shade
- Hyper Voice
The taking tree (Trevenant) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Ingrain
- Leech Seed
- Will-O-Wisp
- Phantom Force
hoge
Torracat @ Choice Band
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Crunch
- Outrage
- U-turn
the struggle (Jellicent) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Cursed Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Def / 248 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Recover
- Taunt
- Trick
http://dogars.org/set/3607
taking suggestions for better names than what my half-asleep brain can produce
>>31261560
ty ty will be better next time
Gengar named Nightman,
-Nightshade
-Curse
>>31261560
this is rhyperior btw
>>31261552
oranguru
>>31261554
>>31261558
>>31261562
>>31261563
>>31261566
>>31261570
torkoalstfw the captcha costs me those precious seconds needed to get my suggestion in
>all those matches and champ never caught anything
>>31261587
iktf
>>31261592
she caught starmie idiot
>>31261563
more people should do this
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512703133
Anyone ever narrate battles in their head like they're an announcer?
Sometimes I just spectate so I can do this.
>OP pic related
>>31261649
thats pretty autistic desu
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512704604
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512706643
kill all pikachus
>>31261781
If you had, maybe you wouldn't feel so worthless.
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512708809
hoge is unironically too good for showderp
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512710659
sex cat more like slow cat
So what backgrounds does everyone use
GOTTA BLAST
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512711284
>forfeiting to a +2 speed beaver
probably the worst player on ladder
>>31261975
diaper beem lol
>>31261975
tell me doctor
am i a faggot
is it terminal
>>31261975
A cute nsfw picture of eureka washing herself.
>>31261975
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512713916
>>31262100
the perfect background for me... it represents my soul...
>>31262143
it doesn't represent anything to me but ok
:^)
>>31261975
best gril
new team
boostan roostan
the struggle >>31261573
still looking for better nicknames
roulette rock
mixed infernape
specsploud
>>31262221
HEAVYFUCKINGMETAL (Bronzong) @ Metal Coat
Ability: Heavy Metal
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Gravity
- Heavy Slam
- Hypnosis
- Zen Headbutt
>>31262222
checked
>>31262222
dem quads doe
>>31262222
nice get
go meme!
>>31262189
>SAO
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512716677
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512717682
cteamed by dragon dance ttar
>>31262302
>SAO
nigga you what
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512719823
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512721495
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512722649
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512723833
new memes
last opp couldn't handle the 'tism
Citizen hips
free pick named "t-thanks zarel"
hot monkay fist
my supportive wife
>>31262786
specs weedle
sawsbuck
>>31262786
The Dick Knight (Dusknoir) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Curse
- Shadow Sneak
- Pain Split
Noctowl @ Leftovers
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Silver Wind
- Roost
- Ominous Wind
- Hyper Voice
>>31262797
not even night shade you motherfucker
>>31262786
if even, choice band Cleffa named bazinga; if odds, eviolite clefairy
>>31262806
and?
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512728024
let's go
>using roulette rock right now on my team in regular games
>red card out to a sweeper that gets blown the fuck out
This shit is too funny
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512729406
>>31262914
it's a good meme
>mew sets up reflect, lightscreen and aurua veil
>then brings out a setup smeargle
WHO THOUGHT LETTING VEIL AND OTHER FUCKING SCREENS BE UP AT THE SAME TIME WAS A GOOD IDEA?
>>31262953
thank you jesus that I had red card on my team or my ass was getting stretched open
>>31262953
git gud
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512730894
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512732342
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512733196
supportive wife doing work
new memes
>>31263155
Wet Pussy (Mew) @ Binding Band
Timid 252 HP 4 SATK 252 SPEED
Whirlpool
Rest
Barrier
Amnesia
le heavy star (Starmie) @ Psychium Z
Ability: Analytic
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Gravity
- Blizzard
- Thunder
vileplume
darmanitan
tapu fini
g8r power trip
SONG OF MY PEOPLE (Murkrow) @ Eviolite
Ability: Prankster
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Roost
- Substitute
- Perish Song
- Mean Look
scarf moxie krookadile
>>31263155
if even, choice band Cleffa named bazinga; if odds, eviolite clefairy
>>31263171
I feel like we should give this nigga a shot cus he's so late every time for like the last 5 teams lul
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512737359
I assume g8r power trip means anuse g8r
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512739650
I think we're too high to make stupid shit work
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512742098
def too high
>it's an autistic opp makes the chat mod only and hides the room episode
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512744335
why do faggots do this
new champ
too tired
donnel rhyhorn named steve
or me
donnel scraggy
>>31263458
Killer Queen (Mew) @ Choice Band
Jolly/Adamant 4 HP 252 ATK 252 SPEED
Explosion
Focus Punch
Gunk Shot
Zen Headbutt
Lunatone
>>31261975
I use pic related on my phone and on my pc I use a pokémon/baneposting crossover.
Having Aqua crying in the background makes me feel less salty about crits and misses
Hypno (F) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Insomnia
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Calm Nature
- Hypnosis
- Metronome
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
>>31263458
donnel rhyhorn named steve
>>31263467
this is rhyperior btw
>>31263448
you done good champ thx
Solrock
>>31263467
Suggester here
This is a Fairy with Water attacks
>>31263467
Rhyperior here
This isn't actually a suggestion, contrary to popular belief; do not use me
>>31263498
Aqua here
This isn't a party trick, contrary to popular belief; Im actually a goddess
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512749489
let's get physical
>>31263519
please have sex with me
>>31263467
.gifs work as backgrounds?
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512750814
>>31263551
ues
>>31263519
pls go on family dinner with my family and pretend to be my girlfriend
>>31263567
yeah they do
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512751635
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512753204
>get unlocked
>test ctrl+w again
>everything seems fine
>get chat locked next match
Pretty rude DeSu
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512754782
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512755675
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512757564
>>31263661
Excellent, I reported you =)
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512758782
>>31263728
:(
I was just testing
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512760157
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512761647
>>31263777
kidding, just kidding
new lamp i'm damp
>>31263839
not me
me or bruxish
Carracosta @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
- Shell Smash
- Aqua Jet
+ attacks of your choice
Remove Toxapex (Toxicroak) @ Life Orb
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Gunk Shot
- Drain Punch
- Earthquake
no counter pikachu
Fury cutter Venusaur
We Wuz Klangz (Klinklang) @ Leftovers
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 40 HP / 120 Atk / 252 Def / 96 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Gear Grind
- Bind
- Thunder Wave
- Substitute
meloetta
citizen hips
flygon named haboober
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512766756
cum inside
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512768575
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512769233
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512770277
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512772000
>snipers
reeee
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512774143
JEB SURGE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512775016
>>31264065
Champ, your pikachu is wrong goddamnit
>>31264084
suggestion said no counter
it doesn't know counter
what is the issue
>>31264083
Venusaur too OP
>>31264093
No counter is a new meme set
http://dogars.org/set/3582
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512775869
>>31264097
link to the set in your suggestion then faggot
>>31264093
kek
tfw you have to hack to beat 2 mons
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512776909
new team
Assault Vest Palossand
Something angry named Madmon.
Holding Absolite.
http://dogars.org/set/3582
Gale Wings Talonflame
another pokemon that reminds you of the above suggestion
>>31264180
suggester here
only flying move should be roost
>>31264199
fuck off
>>31264199
>>31264180
actual suggester here, i meant to put rhyperior
>>31264180
suggester here, this is roost rhyperior sorry
>>31264203
>no dubs pleb
disregarded
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512780206
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512783151
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512787387
dumb bug
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512790112
good work snab
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512793473
how can a man rek himself so hard
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512793904
new champ now
>>31264588
I'll go a round. Someone needs to bake a new bread though.
unaware soak,toxic, recover, protect Pyukumuku
Arcanine with Burn Up, Morning Sun and Intimidate
genesect @ king's rock
-charge beam
-flame charge
-HP of your choice
-t-wave
http://dogars.org/set/3329
z happy hour jirachi
>>31264641
Hurrdurr using trip now. Still going to use mons suggested before this
bellossom
me or ice burd
bewear
>>31264641
here you go
>>31264694
Calmest Mind
>all these btards