>Daddy, what do you think of my favorite Pokemon? *shows you

good taste

>>31228707
Your team is serving for the gawds, queen!

>>31228707
Gtfo furfag. you arent my son

>>31228707
>implying any of /vp/ will have spawns

>>31228707
Aside Salazzle he has pretty good tastes.

>>31228730
There we go, fuck off OP you aren't funny

Why do you degenerates want to have sex with animals that aren't even real? Is it some sort of mental illness?

>>31228707
I still don't get Celesteela and why it's waifumon material or how.

>>31228707
Cry because I have failed as a father

>>31228707
Headpat by wifes son and buy him ice cream

>>31228773
bc the qtness

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>>31228773
Giantess

>>31228764
Psych major here
can confirm pokephilia isn't in the DSM5.

>>31228764
Why not?

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>>31228707
Go back to your studies and training my child so you can be as strong as i am and put back your mask

Why are you a goddam Alolafag? We've got three more gens since then, son.

I think my younger brother is a waifufag. All he uses is waifumon...

>>31228707
Lopunny and Pheromosa are good, as long as he isn't fapping to them.

>>31228707
Toss him out. He's defective.

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>>31228825
fucking kek

>>31228707
Do they remind you of mommy?

>>31228894
Let's rate his taste.

He is probably gay.

>>31228894
Maybe but its possible that he uses them because they are pretty? Most of them have a very solid design.

>>31228707
Son, i am little disapointment, but at last you not are gay and that is cool

>>31228707
Nothing, children can like things without wanting to fuck them. Strange, I know.

>>31228730
I have kids, or do you not know about all the married parents on this board?

"You're just like mom, huh?" I only use humanoid Pokémon, too, they're cute. He's a kid, it's not like it's not innocent.

>>31228707
tell him he has some good taste, and be glad since he doesnt like Trashdevoir.

>>31228721
YASSSSSS DRAG HA

>>31228707
>Milotic
Give him a high five.

>>31228707
Why do you think *action* shitposting is acceptable, OP?
Are you from Gaia?

>>31228707
>Moon

You already fucked up

>>31228707
Atta boy

>>31228707
0.0 ^w^ Good choices sun hehehe ;3

>>31233509
But he uses a trasheena

>>31228707
Those are my favorites too! good taste

"I like the water snake"

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>>31228707
>son isn't gay

Stay the fuck away from Tsareena son. She's mine.
*confiscates 3DS*

>Are ya winning, son?

>>31228707
My boy gonna be a player.

>>31228707
I get it you have mommy issues
Who are you anyway?

>>31228707
Slap him in the back of the head for using Legendaries. What a faggot.

>>31234391
When I was 8 my favorite Pokemon were Gardevoir and Milotic. I'm gay now.

He's gay anon. Us gays love those feminine mons. They look like our favorite drag queens OKURRR YAS MAWMA WERK

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teach that little shit to appreciate a real woman

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>>31228707
Compliment him for his patrician taste

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>Daddy, why does the fox pokemon make my wee-wee feel funny?
What do?

>>31228707
>Powerful attacker with a neat signature move
>Fast powerful attacker, somewhat difficult to acquire in-game, son probably proud he was able to figure out how to get one
>Bulky powerful attacker, even more difficult to acquire than Salazzle
>Fast attacker, easy to use
>Fast powerful attacker
>Big bulky thing that learns a lot of moves

Sound legit, aside from maybe Lopunny or Celesteela, but then again, Celesteela has a godly Heavy Slam. I'd say the kid has decent taste. Pheromosa is awesome enough on its own to warrant a high-five

>>31228707
They're kinda girly but they're good choices for favorites, at least fro ma kid point of view. Most of them you just spam their STABs and obliterate stuff in-game. At least he doesn't like faggy pokemon like Amoongus and Alomomola. I'd rather raise a nancy-boy who loves his cute little princess pokemon than a stallfag.

>>31236919
>>31236954
They're both shit

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>>31228707

I don't mind that you're a waifufag but that's some entry level shit taste you got there

>>31237456
Please good sir. Tell us of your waifus so we may judge you and laugh at you.

>>31236870
Milotic, corrupting our nation's youth. When will this madness end? It's a penis pokemon, in a patterned condom for gods sake.

>>31228730
Ha jokes on you I already have spawn?
it's a shit movie

>>31228707
Nice taste my son.

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>>31228808
>>31228806
>>31228773
this

>>31237490
Don't you know that putting your own views out there opens you up to weakness?

Never admit you like something.

>>31228707
abort it

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>>31228707
>Knowing how to look good while wiping the floor with your opponents
I see nothing wrong here

>>31228707
I can have like 3 different responses
>Tsareena, Salazzle, Lopunny
Shameful pokephile

>Milotic
Good job figuring out how to get one, or looking up a guide online.

>Pheromosa, Celesteela
>Using UBs/Tapus/Legendaries
>Ever
I have no son.

It comes as no surprise that I raised a degenerate, I am surprised that I managed to breed.

What are the kids IV's?