>Kingdra >KING >doesn't need a King's Rock

>>31214901
>Kingdra
>KING
>Can be female

>>31214901
>Mr. Mime
>MR.
>Can be female

>>31214901
>Goodra
>GOO
>Can be male

>Lanky
>HE
>has no style

Bakana

>>31215002
>Goodra
>GOOD
>Can't be good

>Rotom
>ROT
>Not a poison type

>>31215002
Males can produce goo. More importantly, why isn't Goodra water or poison if it's so slimey? Surely it can't be a vanilla dragon.

>>31214901
>milk drink
>learnable by male gogoats
Nani... yamero

>>31214901
>Cofagrigus
>fag
>it's not OP
WTF

>>31215119
>Goodra could have been decent against fairies
>Instead the only Dragon/Poison we get is Dragalge

>>31215019
>rot

Its Rotom like rotor or modem.
Unless you pronounce those like rote too...

>>31215248
What's wrong with Dragon algae?

>>31217357
>dragalge
>GALGE
>not a computer game centred around cute anime girls

>>31214901
>Spritzee
>TZEE
>Isn't what is

>squirTLE
>warTORTLE
>blasTORTOISE
WHAT THE FUCK

>>31214901
>XurkiTREE
>Not elec/grass type

Fuck.

>Nihilego
>Not a Nihilistic Egotistical Jerk

>Guzzlord
>Not the lord of guzzling cum

>Leafeon
>Not a result of the leaf stone

>Kartana
>Kart
>Nothing to do with Mario Kart

>ABsol
>design isn't based around its abs

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>Mudsdale
>dale
>not based around Dale

>>31215313
Rotom is motor spelled backwards.

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>Heliolisk
>HE
>Can be female

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>>31219980

>Charmander
>CHARM
>Isn't charming at all

>>31215248
>>31217357
We aint ever gettin that poison/dragon komodo dragon are we?

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>Deoxys
>D
>doesn't have a dick

I want a female Kingdra named Queendra

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>Sirnight
>Sir
>is almost always portrayed as female unless being ironic

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This fucking thread. Thank you, /vp/.

>>31219925
lol

>>31220508
Save it. It's all yours my friend! :)

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>>31214946
King is just a name, nerd.

Pic related, a female kingfisher.

>Mantine
>Man
>50% female

>Giratina
>rat
>Isn't a rat

>>31215313
Rotom is motor backwards

>>31220028
>Charmander
>MAN
>1/8 chance to be female

>Froakie
>OAK
>Isn't a tree
What the fuck Game Freak

>Whirlipede
>Lip
>Has no mouth
What were they thinking?

>>31220914
>Toxicroak
>also has oak
>isn't a tree
Can't wait for the Sinnoh remakes to fix this mistake. Alolan-Exeggutor 2.0 coming soon.

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>>31220883
how...did i not see that

>Breloom
>loo
>isn't indian
At least they got something right.

>Weedle
>weed
>not made out of kush

>>31221055
>Breloom
>loo
>isn't a british toilet

>>31221007
>Xurkitree
>tree

>Victreebel
>tree
>bell
>isin't a fucking tree or a bell

>Butterfree
>Isn't THICC

>tentacool
>cool
>it's not very cool at all

>Zoroark
>ark
>Isn't a boat in any way
>Not even water type

>>31221114
well that's because its butter FREE

>Farfetch'd
>far-fetched
>Is a plain looking duck with a leek
>not very far-fetched at all

>>31220816
>woman
>man
>isn't a man

>>31220836
>Dratini
>also isn't a rat
Why do they keep naming dragons after rats?

>>31221149
>2016
how dare you assume my gender

>>31220726
>kingfisher
>no fishing rod

>Mankey
>has nothing to do with keys
They could have fixed this by making Klefki its evolution, but they just had to make Sylveon stand out as the only new cross-gen evolution.

>heracross
>cross
>not based on jesus

>remoraid
>raid
>not present in an MMO

>Electrike
>hasn't got 3 wheels
>doesn't even have one wheel

>wingull
>never actually wins

>Beartic
>art
>has nothing to do with art
>doesn't even belong to the gym leader who does painting

>Sableye
>no actual eyes, just gems

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>Solrock
>ROCK
>doesn't have a guitar

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>crabrawler
>raw

>Ferrothorn
>thor
>isn't a god of any kind
>isn't electric type

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>>31221289
>Lunatone
>Tone
>Doesn't sing

>Wormadam
>dam
>isn't a massive concrete construction used to slow the flowing of water, among other uses
What a load of bullshit. How can they keep getting away with these lies?

>grumpig
>rump
>no viable ass

>>31221343
>wormadam
>mad
>no visible emotions

>barboach
>bar
>not a boozed up constantly drunk pokemon

>Abra
>bra
>only 1/4 chance to be female
"We want the crossdresser audience."

>metagross
>gross
>isn't visibly disgusting

>>31221412
>Metagross
>Meta
>hasn't been part of the meta since D/P

>cottonee
>onee
>50% male
what the fuck

>Aromatisse
>mat
>Doesn't learn Mat Block

>Ultra Beasts
>not caught in Ultra Balls

>>31221520
>tropius
>trop
>doesn't learn trop kick

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>Drowzee
>row
>had nothing to do with rowing for 5 generations
At least they attempted to fix it last gen with this rowing animation, but it's really not enough.

>>31221522
They are though.

>>31221581
top kek

>Grotle
>rot
>leaves look very healthy

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>Venusaur
>Venus
>isn't a planet

>>31221168
>2016

>>31219925
Sand attack would make a shitty signature move.

>>31221628
god damn it

>Dewgong
>gong
>isn't a flat metal disc
They could have at least made it steel-type.

>Tyranitar
>Tar
>Not made of tar

>>31221275
>Sneasel
>easel
>Also has nothing to do with art
They should have just made Burgh the ice-type gym leader.

>Manectric
>Man
>50% female

>>31221630
White smoke is a shitty signature ability too

>Banette
>ban in its name
>name sounds like "ban it"
>Usually isn't banned

>Minun
>nun
>has nothing to do with religion

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>Bellossom
>loss
>isnt pic related

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>>31221833

>Carvanha
>van
>isnt a van

>Arceus
>Arce
>Actually looks more like a llama than a donkey

>herdier
>die
>they aren't all dead

>dwebble
>web
>isnt a spider
>learns no web moves

>>31221412
Gross can also mean large, which Metagross embodies to a T.

>>31221141
lel

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>Lilligant
>ant
>not based on an ant

>>31219549
I get the katana part but where does the kart come from? cart- sort of means paper I guess like in cartography or cartomancy

>>31221034
I honestly thought it was Rotor and Atom or some shit, I never saw it too.

>>31221007
please someone draw this

>>31221247
honestly what the fuck is wingull's name? Is it literally wing-gull? Because that makes no sense. All gulls have wings. That isn't a pun.

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>>31221116
Fuck you man Tentacool's cool as fuck!

>>31223222
>trips
tentacool is cool now

>>31223057
It's Japanese name is Camome, the Japanese word for seagull is kamome.

There is no pun to it.

>Mandibuzz
>man
>100% female

>Toxapex
>"pex"
>Doesn't even have a chest

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>>31221628
>2016
>16
>isn't jailbait

>>31223007
Prob. from art

>>31221522
its because the english tranlations are retardet

Ultra Balls are called Hyper Balls in most other languages (hence the H on top of the ball)
Beast balls are called Ultra Balls in most other languages

>>31226209
Not that anon, but I've been reading the manga recently, and I was wondering why Ultra Balls had a H on them. Thanks anon.

>>31219436
>>Guzzlord
>>Not the lord of guzzling cum
Says who

>>31223358
>toxAPEX
>Is conical in shape, and as such has an apex

>Spheal is the Clap Pokemon

>Doesn't give you gonorrhea on contact

>Mamoswine
>Wine
>It doesn't hold a bottle of wine 24/7
The fuck Gamefreak

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>Kyogre
>Ogre
>is not shrek

>>31222698
>5'3
>large
uber manlet detected

>Arcanine
>Arc
>Is a dog and not an arc

>Arcanine
>Not a bitter lonely virgin
???

>>31230022
I think he means weighty.

>Primarina
>MARINA
>It's 87.5% male