http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-creep y-ways-pokemon-changed-s

>>31212943
diaperbeam lol

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Im not reading that shit

>Cracked

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>cracked

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>cracked

>>31212943
>http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-creepy-ways-pokemon-changed-since-you-stopped-playing/
4. Normies can't into competitive
3. Normies can't read Gen 1 pokedex entries
2. Normies can't into Etsy
1. Normies can't into Rule 34

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

http://archive.is/UxNjd

For you

"I don't understand something, so it must be bad!"

>>31213175
WOW BRO PEOPLE SURE ARE WEIRD FANS OF THIS THING MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. pls gibe da cliccs b@us

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>cracked

Oh, I remember Cracked.

Remember that one video by them?

>gamers
>murder itch

>>31213150
Thanks anon.
I'm glad I did not give them a single click for this piece of garbage.

>>31213150
Based

>>31212967
lol

>Math is hard and the adult world is scary.

I want that minute of my life back.

>>31213332
To be fair, you should've known what kind of trash you'd get when you saw Cracked.

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>This all sounds horribly misogynistic, right? But don't worry, it's totally not sexist! Sure, Pokegirls may have erotic names, and all the descriptions of them emphasize their sexual attractiveness, and they all have "an impressive libido, and a natural psychology to submit to a master," and human "tamers" add Pokegirls to their "harem" by fucking them into submission, and when a Pokegirl is tamed she experiences "the mild mental trauma of accepting another as her master," and you can "correct" lesbian Pokegirls into becoming bisexual or heterosexual ... but women can be "tamers" too, so it's totally cool, you guys. That's not a joke, that's literally their argument.
The sky is blue, the grass is green, and cracked is whining about soggy knees again.

>>31212943
>Nigger can't math
>Nigger can't 2D QT
>Nigger can't art
>Nigger can't read

>>31213132
How is too much math a flaw? Unless you waste your time with shit like psychology, journalism, or liberal arts, math should be a good thing, and PokeMath is elementary. Cracked exposed themselves for being stupid.

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>>31212943
Jeez wow, meth is really fucked up, but where did they get the idea that--

Wait, math?

Mathematics are "creepy" to normies? What the fuck?

>tfw the author links to an obscure angelfire site to prove pokemon fans are perverts

i think that honestly says more about him desu

>>31213495
huh just how did they stumble onto that?

>>31213473
>Cracked exposed themselves for being stupid.

They've done that a long ass time ago.

>>31212943
>>>/facebook/

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>>31213526
Apparently they just googled 'pokegirl', grabbed the first link, and then called it a day.

>math is creepy

>1: Computer games have formulas and people that play competitive games/sports actually understand the thing they do on a reasonably deep level
>2: There's text in the games
>3: Porn and sex toy producers make products based on existing franchises
>4: Some guy on some obscure corner on the Internet talk about something your grandma might find weird

I want my 5 minutes back

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>>31212943
> they really think human 2-D girls that fetish-cosplay as pokemon is creepy and "M-Muh MYSOGINY"
>they haven't even discovered that there is massive amounts of hardcore porn of LITERAL non-humanized pokemon
>mfw I've never heard of this literallywho "Pokegirl World" shit
Fucking normies, I swear.

That first one basically reads like "when you were a little kid playing football with you dad, you just threw the ball a bit back and forth. But then people grew up, and now there are actual adults sitting around having fucking strategy meetings about multiple players' relative positioning on the field and how they should all move. And they sit there for hours practicing and thinking about this shit."

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>Player's got obsessed with math
This isn't exclusive to Pokemon. Most RPG damage values are calculated and deconstructed.

>It Secretly Got Dark

No, it didn't. You just didn't notice it.

>The Unofficial Merchandise Is Ridiculous

It's called unofficial for a reason.

We still have Mew's penis stylus and figures of May that are subject to a hotglue fate that are from official sources.

>The Really Hardcore Fans Became Perverts

So much wrong with that statement alone.

In my personal experience from /v/, non-fans fap to Pokegirls too.

They already lost me at "Pokegirl" being used wrong but that's not wholly the fault of the website.

>>31213919
I didn't look at the site for more than 2 seconds (unlike him) but they mentioned that they have "more monsters than Sapphire and Ruby" implying this website is over ten years old.

>>31214384
That's because any competitive electronic game has more of a stigma than a bunch of fags ramming into each other and throwing a ball around for some reason.

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>Links an angelfire website
>That shit may as well been a holdover from the Anime Web Turnpike days.

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>>31212943
Rate my wife /vp/

>1TB drive of erotic Frasier fan fiction
This Mark guy is just pretending to be a normie.

>>31214506
Kicking loli Kumatora/10

>>31214506
Feets/10

>>31212943
How can I tell cracked that making articles that do nothing but alienate potential readers is a BAD IDEA for fucks sake it should be obvious.

Man I wish I was a "journalist" today. Write whatever the fuck you want, when you want. Negativity hand waved with a simple "it's just for fun you sperg" and "this is an opinion piece".

I wonder if they feel good about using their 4 year degree to pander filth.

>>31214521
That's worse than actually being a normie.

>>31214397
It's funny because gen 1 was in a lot of ways dark as fuck. Drunk guys in the streets, pokemon coming out of the toxic waste of towns, talk of a huge war, 5+ floor pokemon graveyard, genetic experimentation that results in abominations

>>31214521
>>31214641
You do know he's using hyperbole to say "see, I'm one of you guys" when in reality he is a massive normalfag.

>>31214642
Isn't most of that in the newer games as well?

>>31214664
Just saying it didnt magically change.

>>31214521
That's impossible.

You can't find more than 12.5MB worth, max.

>>31214642
Pretty much. Anyone who missed that Ekans invade Pidgey nests must have been mashing A at the wheel.

>>31213150
>Abslut
>moantwo
Kek

>>31214681
>12.5MB
That's oddly specific anon...

>>31212967
lol

>>31214664
Yes. Pokemon has always had dark elements in the games, people are just too retarded to actually find them out for themselves.

>>31212943
>(((cracked)))

>>31213495
That's the most baffling thing about this honestly. If they cared so much about that stuff they were complaining about they would have avoided mentioning it by name instead of spreading it around on their semi popular website.

>no mention of Pokephiles
I feel left out.

>>31216408
Why don't it surprise me that Cracked is still shit at basic research.

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>Players Became Obsessed With Math

>Math is creepy


I just got clickbaited

>Pokegirls
>Pokemon human hybrids
Wait what, that's what they're talking about? I have never heard 'Pokegirl' used in such a way.

Is looking up the different stats for Pokemon math now?

Honestly what happened to Cracked? I remember it actually being funny like 7 years ago

>>31212943
>Cracked

>>31216486
>aquabunny
Good taste.

>>31216680
Apparently anything more advanced than playing Pokemon like a 8-year-old is creepy.
Numbers are scary.

>>31216715
>he'll never make porn
Makes a Pokecreep like me sad.

Man, I love Cracked. It kills me when people who don't get it take it too seriously. It's supposed to be fun, witty, and satirical.

>>31216971
their other articles about history and shit are pretty alright, but god damn their articles on video games and the media in general are bad

>>31212943
>muh soggy knees brought up while he's talking about some obscure anthro porn game from 10 years ago.

>>31214642
Back when trainers carried literal fucking whips into battle with them.

>>31216971
What are you doing on /vp/ Mark?

>no mention of Smogon covering for pedophiles and their whole administration being a circle of nasty pedos
Lost chance right there.

>>31212943
>Pokegirls
Holy shit. I haven't of that in fucking forever.

It's also not even that out there by Pokemon porn standards.

>>31216586
It's some ancient ass and relatively obscure fan project from the early-mid 2000s. Nobody has talked about it for ages, which is why nobody associates the word "Pokegirl" with that anymore.

>>31216393
No, I was implying that he's more perverted for looking this deep into some old website nobody even cares about.

>>31216703
People discovered it was easier to create clickbait and get ad revenue through sheer volume than it was to apply effort. Why make a great article that gets 10m views when you can create 20 shit articles in half the time that get 500k views each?

>tfw all those articles about spooky places and weird animals
>replaced by SJW and pop culture clickbait factory

>>31217149
Cracked defends pedophilia now.

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>>31217149
>You what m8?

>>31212943
So let's break this the fuck down shall we?

>Players Became Obsessed With Math

So that's fucking creepy? Mashing A with your Charmander is okay, but deciding to make it the best it can be is not?

>I'm not going to bore you with the nitty-gritty details of Pokemon math, because reading about it actually makes you less physically attractive.

Translation: Math is hard, Nerds are ugly

>It Secretly Got Dark

No it didn't, you just didn't fucking read the Pokedex and probably just mashed A all the time

>The Unofficial Merchandise Is Ridiculous

This actually pisses me off, and the next one too. It's UNOFFICAL for a fucking reason. No child who is looking up Pokemon merch is going to actually buy this junk. Also, they make dragon and alien sex toys, that's okay, but Pokemon? That's fucking sacred, how dare you

>The Really Hardcore Fans Became Perverts

Translation: These guys like porn but I'm not like them haha, totally not, I would never like porn that isn't guy fucks girl

This actually pisses me off too. They use a fucking old ass project that probably got canceled as proof that anyone who likes Pokemon sexually is a pervert.

This whole fucking thing just screams "My gf or friend found me playing Pokemon, I better fucking insult the whole fanbase"

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>>31212943
Fuck, this thing hyped up the Pokegirl thing to the point that I thought it was an actual game and not some fanfiction