I had this dream where Hau and the crew getting ready to swim,

>>31194185
>hau is actually a girl
>/vp/ still hates her

>>31194214
I actually finished the game not minding Hau. He gets steadily more cynical as he realizes how much of a jobber he is.

>>31194225
When you fight him as a defense at the Elite Four, you can tell he's a broken man.

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>>31194279
>live your entire life thinking that when you beat your grandpa you will have reached the summit
>new kid Chad Kantocock does it first on his first day on the island
>realize your grandpa was a horrible trainer for not having anything to check A-Raichu AND that you will never be better than the new kid

This is how evil teams are formed

>>31194310
leader of neo team skull in Sun/Moon sequel confirmed

>>31194225
I'd really enjoy a game where your rival starts off friendly and then straight up resents you for beating him/her every time. No more of them "well gosh you're just so darn good" nonsense.

>>31194388
xy kinda did that but they didn't go far enough and were still boring

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>>31194340

>>31194388
What happens if you lose to him few times?

>>31194408
game advises you not to breed and then deletes your safe file

>>31194408
He thinks you're sandbagging to spare his feelings or mock him, since you managed to get through the rest of the game just fine.

>>31194388
>he/she goes off the deep end and fucks shit up trying to become strong enough to beat you

Just about as likely as GF adding adult scenes to Pokemon though

>>31194545
I don't know about "going off the deep end" but I could see it going like, he gets manipulated by the villain, or something like that.

It's not that unrealistic, especially when GF just created Team Skull: a gang of disillusioned teenagers that only exists because people expect young children to go out and become pokemon trainers when they're not all prodigies like the player character.

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>>31194185
>/d/ delivers its typical far
>"H-hey, what if this was canon? I mean it IS canon and no one knows, ha ha."

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"What's wrong, Gladi-kun? Could it be you're... craving my malasadas?"

>>31194185
Would be a pretty great ruse, tbdesu.

>>31194185
Gross

>>31194649
it's not even remotely /d/ unless Hua was a futa with a horsecock you overdramatic baby

>>31194649
How is this /d/ in the slightest? Accidental reverse traps are /d/ content exclusively now?

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>>31194752
>Girl Gladion

Oh yes, I need more of this

>>31194803
>>31194828
>>>/d/7187112
>>>/d/7186830

>>>/d/7186242
>>>/d/7183538

>>31194872
>proving you visit /d/

hmmmmmmm

>>31194913
what's wrong with visiting /d/
nigga I browsed gurochan when it was around

>>31194870
More

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>>31194913
People have fetishes, anon.

Some fetishes are just more equal than others, unfortunately.

>>31194870
>>31194934
http://pu-kus.tumblr.com/
this artist last artworks are all about Hau-Gladion shipping

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>>31194279

>Chicken has boobs the same size in the game
>Lillie is flat

Good job, whoever drew this.

>>31194870
Lillie you put that UB down right now.

>>31194225

>Hau you're eating malasadas again?
>I only eat them when I'm sad.
>But you eat them every day!
>:|

>>31194214

And suddenly, Lillie has competition as /vp/ pretends that it always loved Hau

>>31194185
Ends up being sexier than the two other girls.

>>31194185
Imagine if Chicken was also in the game as another rival and Hau was female.

Maybe people would get character fatigue.

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>>31195111

>>31195111
>OP proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be a giant cockgobbling faggot

I mean, we all knew but, wew lad.

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>>31194913
>he doesn't visit /d/

>>31194185
haha

Where did this "hey, make Hau a girl" meme come from

>>31199778
>"meme"

I don't think you know what that word means

>>31194545
>Just about as likely as GF adding adult scenes to Pokemon though
>he doesn't know about the Tapu Cocoa mod

Why does girl Hau make my diamond unbreakable

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>>31201019
Oh goodness, do tell what it adds.

>>31201086
His personality is more tolerable on a girl.

>>31194310
>fall in love with the professor's assistant
>she doesn't even reall acknowledge you and doesn't even say goodbye in person before she leaves
>but she does to the kid from Kanto
>the only thing people are willing to give to you are fucking malasadas
>everybody reduces you and your personality to your love for malasadas

>>31201408
>everybody reduces you and your personality to your love for malasadas
This is extra painful. According to a Hawaiian friend of mine, literally EVERYONE loves malasadas to that degree. Kids like Hau are not only not considered uncommon, but fairly normal.

Being reduced to a favorite food that a non-insignificant portion of kids your age enjoy is pretty insulting.

>>31201522
That's the impression I always got when playing the game. The player gets all the cool stuff and even after helping raiding the Aether HQ he only gets some fucking malasadas because he's the malasada kid.

>>31201306

what did he mean by this?

>>31201853
Means he thinks that being a hyperactive and/or generally positive person is only an okay trait for females to have.

Either that, or he just wanted another pair of tits.

>>31202448

ah, I see

>>31201306
back to >>/pol/ with you

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>>31194310
>Chad Kantocock

>>31202518

the realest Genwunner shit

Gladion x Hau shit would be up the fucking wazoo, I tell you hwat

>>31194310
>Chad Kantocock
I'm fucking dying

>>31194185
>>31195108
>>31195111
>Chubby AND Trans?

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>>31194310
>Chad Kantocock

HAU WOULD BE BEST RIVAL AND NOT FOR SEXUAL

BEST!

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I didn't save the other pics but once again, tumblr non ironically believes this

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>>31194310
>Chad Kantocock

>>31205451

i want an actual link, not just a fucking picture
step up your frame game, anon

>>31205451
how many notes does that have though
it could just be one dipshit that thinks that

>>31195108
thiss give pp hard

>>31205469
I didn't crop it, it's just the only pic I have

>>31205484
No, the pic I'm thinking of has like 10 different people with various amounts of notes. I'll see if I can find it

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>>31205469
>>31205484
First search, already got one.

>>31194310
Upvoting for "Chad Kantocock"

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>>31205567

holy shit
will you ever forgive me for doubting you, anon?

it seems that you've had it rough, seeing shit like this

>>31205567
How does someone even convince themselves that headcanon shit like this is real? How did tumblr even convince themselves that Hau is a tranny in the first place?

>>31205567
28 people
damn now i'm worried
not

>>31205662
dude it's just a dumb headcanon that can be easily ignored.

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>>31205567

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>>31194310
>Chad Kantocock

>>31194185

Telling her to go fuck her Arceusdamn malasadas will be somewhat more difficult now

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>>31205645
Yeah, no problem anon

>>31205662
Have no idea, it seems to a common thing that everyone is trans.

Also, I can't find anything else because these fucks like to tag shit like #let trans hau live in peace or something stupid that doesn't actually make the posts findable

I did get some neat Hau fan art and shitposts. I love Gladion/Hau shenanigans

CHUBBY
TRANS
NOT WHITE

>>31205567
>>31205662
They aren't "convinced" you illiterate, they're just running through a headcannon. They know Hau isn't trans in-game.

>>31205743
A lot of trans people wish they were more represented in media, so a lot of them re-imagine characters in existing media as trans. I won't defend that practice, but they aren't delusional or anything.

Oh and yeah, tags are abused to shit on Tumblr, no help whatsoever 90% of the time. The whole search system is broken anyway, there's no point.

>>31201579
To be fair, would giving him psychic really be necessary considering what his pastry related pokemon does next?

>>31205781

don't forget, gaiz
squidward is trans
nebby is trans
percy jackson is trans
it's just my headcanon, but it doesn't mean that I'm wrong

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>>31205743

>>31205853
Headcanon isn't the right word really, it's more like an au fic. I won't get into the details, but they're fully aware that they're deviating from the canon. They're more like "what if" scenarios.

>>31194310
>realize your grandpa was a horrible trainer for not having anything to check A-Raichu

Kek, that probably was actually why he was able to beat him

>>31205781
But headcanons should have some basis or something that would make sense for you to think that. For example, I headcanon that Gladion is an edgy fuck who would listen to Linkin Park and Evanescence because his art book describes him as a middle school emo, and his personality gives off that vibe.

I know that trans people want to be represented, but I'm talking about the tumblr fucks like http://urfavecharacteristrans dot tumblr.com/ who make everyone trans for the sake of being trans.

>>31205873
I wasn't aware. I just thought they legit believe this stuff. I didn't know it was a fic

>>31205858
Fucking kek, thanks Anon

>>31205919

Mind sharing some of that art?

>>31205853
>percy jackson

You may be joking, but Magnus Chase's latest book (set in the same world) has a gender-fluid/transgender character that flat-out shapeshifts into her preferred gender and it was not-so-subtly hinted that Magnus was into her/him. So yeah, make fun all ya want, but the Percy Jackson universe is full of gay, trans, gender-fluid and ethnically and religiously diverse characters, including a pair of siblings that are different races. If you're gonna poke fun at someone by calling them out on unrealistic headcanons, you could at least use an example that doesn't actually line up with your sarcastic comment.

That said, the whole "Hau is trans" thing is fucking stupid and went way too far.

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>>31205966

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>>31194310
>Chad Kantocock
Can we replace Sun's name with that?
So we can have Chicken chan and Chad Kantocock

>>31201086
Oh joy a jojo reference

>>31206021
>>31205966
Wait, did you want the Gladion being emo art or just the hau art I found?

>>31206021

Holy shit, where do I get this book
Is it on Amazon

>>31205781
Re-imagining characters in existing media as something they are not so that you can feel validated where no validation exists is pretty definitively delusional. It's also just as fucking irritating as slash shippers who claim that the two guys that they want to see fuck *must* be gay, just because they think they're hot and want to see them make out. Call for more representation in media if you want, lobby for more accurate and sympathetic portrayals of your subset, whatever that may be, but don't sit there and tell me that pretending your favorite tv character is trans just because it makes you feel better for being trans isn't fucking delusional. You're telling yourself a lie, then telling yourself that you're okay for feeling better because you lied to yourself. That's some severe mental issues right there and won't lead to anything good.

>>31206047

Both, but you've already delivered on the first
I also want to know the title of that artbook and where to get it

>>31206064
Again, they aren't lying to themselves. They know Hau or whoever isn't trans. They're just imagining a scenario where they are. Again, it's more like fan fic.

As far as "lobby for more realistic trans etc. characters" goes, it's more efficient for them to just write their own stories. Which is what they're doing.

>>31206053
>>31206066

Pretty sure it was a pre order bonus or the collector's guide book

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>finally manage to put together a team strong enough to defeat the Elite Four
>think you might finally be able to defeat Chad now
>he and his team of Level 90 freaks turn your Alolan anus inside out
>try to say something cool, but all you can squeak out is "I-I-It's hard to be strong enough to admit that you're weak... you know? Haha"
>he sits there on his dick throne, smiling that awful shit eating grin
>try not to cry
>he asks you what EVs and IVs you're running
>you have no clue what those are, realize just how many lightyears away from him you are
>he leans in close and whispers in your ear
>"Just inject it, bro :^)"

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>>31203428
>Implying it already isn't

>>31206064
>lobby for more trans characters
But they do, and when trans characters exist in media, or those people actually do include a trans person in whatever they create they get boycotted by people who think it's """pandering"""

>>31194185
>Brown tomboy
just fuck me up, senpai

>>31206066

https://www.amazon.com/Pok%C3%A9mon-Sun-Moon-Official-Collectors/dp/0744017483/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

>>31205852
>Hau watched you get Psychic, something he already had
>He doesn't complain and keeps it to himself
>Uses this hidden information to kick your ass into next week

Those previous losses must've made him pretty bitter, huh?

>>31206433

Marry me, fampai

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Why is hau the perfect amount of fuckable brown. Literally he is the perfect shade of brown twink

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>>31206178

>tfw i wreck shop at the e4 to train because its one of the few ways to train this gen with my lvl 100 buzzwole
>absolutely desimate hau
>hau problaby is on the brink of death at this point

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So guys, what sets hau apart from serena/calem. They're both jobbers but why does /vp/ like hau more

They really shouldn't have made Hau the rival.
It felt all the more heartbreaking completely demolishing him and his team in the Champion Defense battles after he did nothing wrong to you. With Blue and Silver, you whooped their asses and humbled them, but Hau was already humble and yet you constantly cuck him again and again. It's sad, I kinda wish the poor kid never got involved with MC.

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>>31206625
> Chunky Hau
> Twink

You sure you don't mean "Baby bear"? Look at his grandpa. He won't be small for long.

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>>31206692

Serena/Calem were boring and generally flavorless

>>31206692
Because he doesn't bring like 4 more discount versions of himself everywhere he goes.

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>>31206178
Fucking kek thanks anon

also
>Chad confirmed for suns new name
this is now a thing

>>31206692
Because they're also playable choices so opinions can be divided into 'as a playable character' or 'as a rival'.

I love that little 2 seconds outside the elite 4 where his facade fades and he cant keep up his happy go lucky image, he a pretty tragic character since by the nature of pokemon games he will never defeat you.

>>31194340
I think you mean ReSkull

>>31206697
That's the thing.
You're the rival, not Hau.
You're the asshole always two steps ahead. Who beat the Elite 4 first.
Except this time, you are so overpowered it isn't even funny.
In Hau's mind, your name is DICKS.

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>>31206178
Nice

>>31206886
>You're the asshole always two steps ahead. Who beat the Elite 4 first.
>Except this time, you are so overpowered it isn't even funny.
>In Hau's mind, your name is DICKS.

But I don't want to be, I'm years older than this kid and yet I'm still stealing his fucking lunch money. Where the fuck is my option to leave the kid alone, Jesus.

>>31206938
Look at your character's face.
Does it look like they care about what YOU want?
You are DICKS from Kanto and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>31206977
>Look at your character's face.
>Does it look like they care about what YOU want?
>You are DICKS from Kanto and there is nothing you can do about it.

Fuck, I knew that our MC wasn't entirely there but this is just getting insane. Before you know it, he'll dip right before he's supposed to meet Lillie and never see her again. And as he abandons the League, his friends, his mother, he'll do it with that blank :^) looking expression on his face.

I hate the MC now,

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>>31206977
>You are DICKS from Kanto and there is nothing you can do about it.
Not entirely true. I can play as a girl and be CUNTBAG instead.

>>31205852
>>31206477
I like to think you let him use your TM

>>31207090
Honestly, him using that as a secret weapon that MC never knew about seems much more out of the blue and makes Hau a more "serious" rival in my opinion. It shows that he's still looking for ways to one-up you even if he doesn't look like he is.

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>>31207114
>be Hau
>finally scrape together enough money to buy a Thunderstone from that jewess Olivia
>get a grin no malasada can provide once you see the telekinetic pancake monster your Pikachu has become
>surely this will knock Chad down a notch
>send out your new best buddy, Raichu, ready to prove that you are worthy to be called grandson of the kahuna
>"Go, Golisopod!"
>yfw

fucking Chad Kantocock

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>>31207163
Please make more of this greentext are keeping this thread alive

>>31206886
>The reason why the MC have that cold stare the whole game is not because some bullshit of him being the future ice gym leader or just cool, he's just a fucking dick

Yeap this the real answer

>>31194310
Is Hau Ash's Alola

>>31194388
I think Sun/Moon is the closest we'll get to that desu.

>>31207314
That's pretty insulting to Hau

>>31207090
It's a-raichu's evo move.

>>31206713
>older Hau
>brown muscle mountain with Hau's cute baby face
please anon i can only get so wet

>>31205781
Also a shit ton of Trans headcanons exist literally to piss of you guys.

>>31207496
This needs to be a thing. Drawfriends get to it!

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>>31207496
This log has a fair amount of older Hau: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60241087

Would you fuck Fem!Hau or Lillie, though

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>>31207496
>>>31206713
>>older Hau
>>brown muscle mountain with Hau's cute baby face
>please anon i can only get so wet

>>31194310
Nah, he's at peace with it in the end. Kukui is gonna be the bad one next.

>>31208310
Noice

>>31195111
To be fair, she does look cute.

>>31195167
Nebby got into the funbags.

>>31206178
He and Guzma had better be literally the hardest motherfuckers in the game in stars.

>>31208421
>Hau beats you down with Mega-Khangaskhan
>Guzma shanks you With Genesect

>>31207496
Older Hau would be reasonably muscular and older Gladion would be a twink. What would older sun look like? Or older moon?

>>31208445
>not with mega-golisopodium z

>>31208467

nigga did you just

>>31208477
>implying Guzma wouldn't do that shit somehow

>>31208586

>+50 Attack
>+50 Special Defense
>Emergency Exit is replaced by Water Bubble

"It's the bad boss who beats you down and beats you down and never lets up!"

obligatory "fug" post

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>>31202518
Is this the birth of a new meme?
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>31194310
IT'S HAPPENING

>>31194185
>OP image and text is entirely taken from leddit
Hello, plebbit.
>>31205567
>This blog is run by mod Tori and mod Pluto.
>We are both minors.
Of course they are.

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>>31194310
>Realise you will never beat the new kid
>Train your team as hard as you can anyway
>Go to Mount Lanakila, beat the E4, heal up your pokemon
>Know Kantocock's team, you can beat him
>Kid pulls out all four Island Guardians, an ancient mechanical pokeball and a fucking genetically engineered pseudo-Arceus to face you
>Fucking new kid

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>>31207052

>twintails on the second island

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>>31211125

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What would you do to make her yours, /vp/?

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>>31202506
How is what he said even remotely related to /pol/? "Le quirky fried dough" would be a lot more tolerable on a girl.

>>31211125
At some point he's going to snap and go full 'Kanto Scum'.

>>31205993
>but the Percy Jackson universe is full of gay, trans, gender-fluid and ethnically and religiously diverse characters, including a pair of siblings that are different races.
Par for the course with the Ancient Greeks.

>>31206021
"Middle-school arrogance and being emo" is a SHIT translation of "chuunibyou" which is literally what Gladios represents.

But couldn't expect better from american translators

>>31212924
Would you have preferred they use "eighth-grader syndrome"

>>31212464
Well, not that guy, but I personally wouldn't think that Hau being a woman would make his personality any less irritable.

>>31212937
I would have preferred they didn't use "emo" and "arrogance" when it has nothing to do with that.

Could've used "delusion" or something like that.

>>31205567
>transphobe mom
Oh, come on. Just because she's the villain doesn't mean she'd have that specific prejudice, that's such a piss easy scenario.
If anything the transphobe if they really want one should be an otherwise nice person, to show that these prejudices are deeply rooted in people.

>>31212924
It's fitting actually. The emo part anyway.

Why is Hau so perfect /vp/

>>31213996
He's a decent person and he doesn't take shit. He loses graciously too.

>>31213996
Hau is amazing.

>>31213996
Best battle theme.

>>31207163
The funny part is that I totally led Golisopod that fight.

>>31213996
First rival I felt carried their weight in a double battle. Raichu actually did more work then me. Third island was a decent difficulty spike.

>>31194185
Reddit reposter faggot

>>31214339
Carried their weight? Damn, I just ran support for Raichu. Sleep Powder the one mon that might do damage? Yes pls.

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>>31194310
>>31195241
>>31201408
>>31206178
>>31207163
>>31211125
i wish we had more hau suffering threads

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>>31214392
he snaps and rape the mc

>>31214806
*male MC

>>31207052
Even as a girl, you are still DICKS.

>>31205993
That is the NORSE VERSION NOW one, yes?
If that character has anything to do with Loki then it not only makes sense but it would be irresponsible of the author to do anything OTHER than that.

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>>31214934
I can accept this.

>>31214806
fukkn source on this

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>>31214339
>fighting Faba's Slowbro
>Raichu used Psychic!
>It's not very effective...
>Raichu used Psychic!
>It's not very effective...
>Raichu used Psychic!
>It's not very effective...
>his Raichu only has 2 moves
>the other move is Thunderbolt

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>>31215252
>Lillie's room

kek

>>31215096
On the other hand, for me he was OHKOing everything until he hit a Mudsdale.
Then his Primarina ZMoved the Mudsdale.

>>31215096
Not sure why the ai was so spotty at Aether paradise. Hau just spammed t bolt for me and quick attack for a revenge kill when it finally went down to bruxish. Then again, my friend had the same problem with Faba. I also heard that apparently since sparkling aria heals burns, he'll target you with his z move. Same thing happens with swagger and two enemies. I guess it counts it as a boost.

>>31214339

Kill Barry's Munchlax in the fight against Mars and Jupiter. Nigga starts putting in hella work.

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Anybody know if there are gay fanfics between the trainer and Hau my gayness is calling

>>31216078
I only know Gladion and Hau.

>>31194913
>not browsing /d/
>not fapping on /d/

Dear lord the "missionary sex...procreation" meme is real.

>>31216078

gay

>>31205781
Given that these are the same people that believe a shadowy group of cis white men secretly control the planet from their secret women oppression chambers hidden below volanoes I wouldn't put it past a few of them to actually believe hau is trans

>>31194927
it still is

>>31216078
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8842546
It uses a custom PC and not the default Sun but it's what we got.

>>31205781
>can't even spell headcanon correctly

>>31217125
>can't even live correctly

>>31217088

>custom PC faggot for faggotry

the absolute madman

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>>31195108

>>31218356

get that anthro brony shit outta here

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>>31219748
That's the Modifyers

>>31212963
seems pretty accurate as a cultural counterpart tbqh you very intelligent poster.

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>>31205567
>transphobe mom

>>31220738
cuz remember, when pidgeonholing roles, why not pick the game's big bad?

would you let fem!Hau suck your dick instead of Lillie, though

and suddenly, that aryan trash is outta this house

>>31215420
Okay the partner ai sucked for me

He z moved my pokemon during the double battle vs faba

>>31222126
But of course
Honestly, it'd be nice if it was 2 guys, 2 girls regardless of what gender you picked.

>>31222126
Yeah, I rather leave Lillie for chicken.

>>31207163
>send out your new best buddy, Raichu
>"Go, Golisopod!"
the same shit happened to me in aether paradise with gusma

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>>31223434

Guzma led the first fight with Golisopod and First Impression
Guzma led the second fight with Golisopod and First Impression

If you led the third fight against the guy you knew would be leading with a 125 Attack Bug-type who knew a 90 BP Bug-type priority move, you deserved all of the pain that you got

>>31223507
I don't think he First Impressioned me even once.
But then again, I had three poison types, so that might have had something to do with it.

>>31224163
>three Poisons

So how was the showdown with Hapu, anon?

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>>31205451
meh, if it makes them happy then why not

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>>31194310
>Chad Kantocock

>>31201522

Team Malasada for Pokemon Stars confirmed

>>31226765
>Team Admin Hau's masaladas have little skull uniforms and edible skull badges on them

>>31227510
>admin
>implying that he wouldn't be the fucking boss

Lillie could fuck off, then, because best girl would no longer be her

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>>31194310
>Chad Kantocock
fucking kek. seriously, I think Hau is gonna just drown his sorrows in malasada and try to excel in sumo instead

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>>31194913
the fuck do you fap to if it's not on /d/?

>>31200945
no, he's using it correctly. a meme is literally any idea that gets passed around

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>>31206178
pure gold

>>31225753
She took me down to one pokemon after murdering everything that resisted ground (hooray for being outleveled by the NPCs). Then she got scalded to death by Toxapex.

>>31226765
I laughed more than I had wished to