>be Mimikyu
>go to store to get a new cloth because mine has holes and my trainer says if I don't get a new one I don't get tendies tonight
>doesn't even care that I have the GPP to get them
>see qt Lopunny cashier
>fucking Pikachu talking to her
>he's such a dick I hate you Pikachu
>"E-Excuse me"
>qt Lopunny asks me to speak up
>I start sweating
>"I w-wan-"
>Suddenly my berries spill out of my pocket
>Lopunny laughs, Pikachu laughs
>I burst into treats and run out, don't bother to pick up berries
>See Pikachu slap her ass as I run out
>Fucking Pokestop
I HATE PIKACHU HE'S SUCH A CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>31163333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnL814sYpcI
>>31163333
GREAT SCOTT
>>31163333
NICE QUADS
mimikyu is shit anyway
>>31163333
W I T N E S S E D
>>31163651
This
>>31163431
This is an actual rap. Not that stupid lullaby japanese shit.
>>31163431
Is it physically possible to rap without PBBT PBBT PBBT SNARE DRUM DRUM BEAT PBBT PPPPPPBBBBT PPBTB PPPBBBBBBT in the background?
It's literally 10/10 without that nigger "beat"
>>31163333
Should have called him a Garchomp instead.
>>31167384
>he doesn't like 808s
>>31163651
>When your Mimikyu shits on Ultra Beasts
V4SW-WWWW-WWW3-N8HN
>>31163333
Mimikyu is the best new pokemon.
>>31163651
DELET THIS.