You're at a Pokestop, when suddenly, this mon, enters the

>>31121936
I'm her bitch now.

My ass is his now.

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Befriend it

>>31121936
>Pidgey used gust
Nice shitmon you got there. ;^)

>>31121936
I'm his property now

>>31121936
*notices proboscis*
OwO what's this??

Moonblast.

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>>31122025
He uses it to SUCC blood lamo

>>31121936
use gust

>>31122036
Only female mosquitos succ blood anon.

diaper beam lol

>>31122221
lol

>>31122245
ok

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>>31122055
Well no matter if its a male, female or some form of god damn trans/genderless being, it can still learn Leech Life, WHICH SPECIFICALY SAYS that the Pokemon drains the blood from its opponent

>>31121936
I ask him what the fuck is a Pokestop?

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>>31121936
Send a cutiefly in

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Suck on his nonexistent nipples

>>31121936
>Pokestop
Fuck off GOfag

>7'10''
Fuck off Amerifag

I grab him by the pecs and see what happens.

>>31121936
Finally put it together and realize that was why so many losers were also around me on their phones

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SKEETER SPOT ME

>>31122055
anon
its genderless

>>31125430
Gender Unknown

i want buzzwole to fuck me as his muscles expand and bury me

>>31123232
There was some thread the other day with a bunch of autists arguing about which part of the head his eyes were.

Some were arguing that the balls that are clearly his eyes were just part of his antennae, others were arguing that those people were faggots, etc.

It was great.

Drifloon used Gust!

He's my girlfriend now then.

Give him a vest and head to the Tree.

> be buzzwole
> can benchpress your whole team +mum
> messing with some trainer faggot
> he sends out his level 3 pidgey
> laugh at this pathetic faggot
> sends out weak pathetic gust
> "no sweat"
> weak gust of wind finally hits me
> keels over immediately
> whatsgoingon.jpg
> my body is in incredible pain
> body fluid leaking out
> becoming unswole
> wake up in pokecenter later
> cant lift anything
> doctor tries to help me by picking up a feather
> pick up feather
> hand breaks
> lands on my body
> cant move
> spends rest of life unswole

dont ever do 4X weaknesses kids

>>31121936
pick my pelvis up off the ground