It's amazing how lolicons are so few in Alola when they

She has a dumb hat

>>31114099
>Implying every battle when playing as chicken-chan isn't a desperate defense of your hairless genitals against a gritty world of perverts, molesters, and rapists
>Implying your virtue remains intact when you white out
>Implying the blank, soulless stare she has during cutscenes isn't because she's traumatized over literally everyone she's ever met, including trusted friends and wild animals trying to assault her.

>>31114099
I'm in love with Chicken-chan. I have been since I first saw her. She's so cute, literally perfect. I bet her hair smells like the sun and her body is extra soft. I want to travel with Chicken-chan and spend every second of every day together with her. Being with her would be pure bliss. I want to explore the world with her.
Sure, she's not an adult yet, but that shouldn't matter. Our love is pure. Also, I'm prepared to wait at least a couple months until she is older before we first have sex, so there's no issue.
I'm not interested in disgusting real girls whatsoever. Chicken-chan is the girl for me, and one day I will make her my wife.

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>a beanie in that climate

>>31114596
>a couple months
She's eleven

>>31114734
Then she'll be twelve. Twelve is legal in places.

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>>31114596
>>31114734
Top 5 Chicken-chan body parts:
5: Chicken-chan's feet. They're cute. They're warm. They're just the right size. I can't say enough good things about them.
4: Chicken-chan's hair. It has the perfect length and color, you'll never get bored of looking at it. The smell is also amazing. I wonder what kind of shampoo she uses? And don't get me started on the fluffiness.
3: Chicken-chan's hands. You won't believe how skilled she is with her cute, little fingers. When she gives you a massage, you'll feel like you're going to heaven.
2: Chicken-chan's belly. It's the very definition of softness. If she lets you touch it, consider yourself lucky, because you're in for a treat. The area around the bellybutton is especially recommended.
1: Chicken-chan's eyes. They shine brighter than the stars on a clear night. Gazing into them at a candlelight dinner will make you forget about all your worries and take you to a world of warmth and comfiness. But make sure not to get lost in them, because you'll have to make the most out of your date with Chicken-chan, the cutest girl in the world.

>>31114107
The hat is cute. CUTE.

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>>31114099
I'm really sick of the pedos in this place

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>>31115769
>31115769
>Pedo
>Lolicon
>Same thing
>Posting Zinna shitstain
Wew lad

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>>31115769
I'm really sick of the normalfags in this place

>>31115782
Call it what you want, but you're still drooling over little girls and are a degenerate.

What's worse is that the SM girls don't even have tits and features like May and Dawn did. Acerola, Lana, and Chicken are literally little girls (or at least acerola looks like one)

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>>31114099

>>31115845
Back to /pol/ you filthy normalfag.

>>31116056
Can't go back to a place I've never been

>>31116056
Even /pol/ likes lolis, this fag needs to go back to reddt before he's triggered too much for his poor little faggy self.

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>>31116056
>implying /pol/ isn't full of pedos.
There's literally an AoC thread on there right now, and you can probably guess what kind of replies it's getting.

>>31114099
Pedos are disgusting, but I would also like to fuck this girl, at full force in her vagina, mouth and anus.

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>>31116158
>I would also like to fuck this girl, at full force
That't.... AMAZING

>chicken
>loli

OP I really like meme. Do you mind if I save it?

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>>31116158
/pol/yard here, we are not paedos and we hate them (especially muds and their 9 year old wives), nice try paedo you'll be crucified soon enough.

>>31114099
It's because the men are collectively so much more appealing here than other regions.

>>31114906
I'd sure love covering all those pristine features with my own corruption juice.

>>31116158
The fuck is 'AoC'?

>>31117895
Something you seem to not have reached yet.

>>31118309
It may be a common topic among your peers, but normal people don't talk about age of consensus so much that they need to use an acronym for it.

>>31114099
What does Chicken-chan's neck smell like?

>>31118341
>consensus
*consent, sorry but I'm a spic

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>>31118354
Crayons and baby powder.

>>31118357
Don't you have a wall to build, Paco? God, I'm so happy we won't have to deal with your kind anymore in Trump's America.