H-hey guys, this Pokemon is for girls! Can you tell? We gave

keep starters gender neautral so they appeal to everyone or at least make it obvious in the first stage. Popplio is a bro. Tranny seal is not.

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Oh...another one of these threads.

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>>31095206

All the girls i know who play Pokémon chose Popplio knowing about Primarina.

Is this a hateboner?

Matsuda designed all 3
Hows it feel to bd btfo OP?

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I picked poplio because it was cute.

>>31095228
exactly, now imagine the millions of other fans who don't keep up the reveals, news, or don't want to be spoiled with anything.

You telling me girls would pick a clown sea lion over a cute, fluffy owl, or a sleek, cute cat?

If they wanted girls to choose it, make it obvious in the first fucking stage. I bet loads of boys choose popplio coming off the popular greninja. I bet they promptly started their games again after seeing brionne.

>>31095249
>I bet loads of boys choose popplio coming off the popular greninja. I bet they promptly started their games again after seeing brionne.

[citation needed]

>>31095249
I really, really doubt that happened. Not everyone is an autistic fag who hates femminine things, anon. Also Popplio is way more cute than Litten.

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Post Primarinas

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Ignore the OP.

This is now a Primarina appreciation thread.

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>>31095206
I dont know anyone who DIDN'T know that Popplio would evolve to Primarina before buying the game

Not only where there leaks, but Nintendo formally announced it prior to the games release

Also Primarina isn't Pokemon's first feminine starter. We had Meganium, and Delphox (both of these final evolutions weren't revealed until after the games release).

tl;dr: OP is a retard

>>31095271
>>31095274
Cant we have a hate thread without this happening?

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>>31095249
>exactly, now imagine the millions of other fans who don't keep up the reveals

Are there any kids that DON'T use Youtube?

>>31095277
> Meganium
> Delphox
> Primarina

Now we have a feminine trio all the starter types

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>>31095280

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>>31095287
Jesus christ THIS, my 9 years old brother uses Youtube like 2 hours a day, he knew about the evolutions a day after they were revealed.

Not like it matters but when I got red version as a young one and my choices were charmander bulbasaur and fag seal I guarantee water starter I would've chosen was totodile

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@31095280
no

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Fuck off OP, Primarina has one of the most beautiful and detailed designs (without being overdone) in Pokémon history.

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>>31095280
Yeah... No.

>>31095277
You don't know anyone who didn't know about Primarina because you have no friends.

People don't always jump on the leaks and news as fast a 4chan. Half the fanbase would have wanted to keep it a surprise or generally not have cared.

The only girly thing about meganium is the pink flower. Delphox could easily be seen as a shabby wizard. Primarina has defined eye lashes, a trait used to emphasise feminine features. It has beaded hair, and is wearing a fucking frilled dress.

Popplio shows zero signs of this. Gamefreak should stop trying to surprise us with the starter evolutions because they're dissapointing us if anything. The first stages show no signs of traits seen in the last stages. Its fucking giant what the fuck leap from Popplio to Primarina. The gender ratio just makes it all the more fucking stupid.

The only fans they appeased is the furfags. When you shill your starter out to that lowly lot, you know you need another designer.

>>31095307
what

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Also, Popplio is a cute little girl

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>>31095315
This.

>>31095328
Not him, but
>You have no friends because I say so
>People don't use internet!!
>Delphox is not feminine
Yeah, you're retarded

>>31095328
>The only girly thing about meganium is the pink flower. Delphox could easily be seen as a shabby wizard.
Now you're just being delusional.

>>31095219
That's because you never used one.

>>31095328
>you have no friends
You don't know me

> People don't always jump on the leaks and news as fast a 4chan
Nintendo announced it and posted it on fucking Youtube.

Youtube is the new TV for kids nowadays. Everyone knew. ESPECIALLY kids.

> The only girly thing about meganium is the pink flower. Delphox could easily be seen as a shabby wizard.
Are you honestly telling me Braixen can be considered masculine? Stop lying to yourself

> The only fans they appeased is the furfags
Implying Primarina has fur

Retard 0/10

>>31095315
Sure.
Why Not,

>>31095280
This isn't /v/

>>31095364
eh I've gotta agree with him on this. Braixen is the blatantly feminine one while delphox goes back to neutral

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>>31095206
Dear OP:

Maybe you'd have a point if this game was released during the Gen 1 - Gen 4 era. Or if you lived in a 3rd world country.

But everyone and their mothers knew Popplio would evolve into Primarina.

Stop pretending like you know how kids behave these days. Youtube is their god.

Sincerely,
Anon

>>31095206
the only people who like primarina are waifufags
wasted potential desu

>>31095393
Braixen is a young girl

Delphox is a 50 year old woman with menopause

>>31095448

Project more please.

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>>31095450
Made me laugh, also he's right

>>31095206
I'm a girl and I chose Primarina due to how girly it is.

Does this trigger you, OP?

Why does it seem like people like the 3rd evolution for the starters this gen? They are all really badly designed humanoid versions of the first evolution.
Torracat couldve stayed at least looking like a tiger, but no muh heel wrestler pandering means its gotta look like a cartoon noodlearm villain.

>>31095373
Not that anon and I really don't care who considers which starter what, but one thing. Let me use your argument with a different example.

>Greninja has no bubbles motiff
>ate you reatard ther wuz boobls on Frogadier stoopid
Nice goalposts you have there, would be a shame if they were moved.

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>>31095328
You're telling me this fox isn't even remotely feminine?

Naw Megamiums whole desgin just screams femininity. Give it a venus fly trapwith spikes it will still look feminine.

I wouldn't mind more waifu starters from now on if it becomes a meme every gen. It's different, and adds more personality, and variety to the starters. Than just making bigger version of the first stage, and making if more "cool." Not everywhere is a fan of cool, rad, and edgy.

>>31095249
>All boys only want to use MANLY MAN pokémon

>>31095219
Well you see anon that would be good game design in a game about monster catching
But this is game freak, they've literally never done that with the starters

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>>31095499
Did you quote wrongly or something?
Also, unveiling your autism doesn't make your point clearer.
>>31095337
Yes.

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>>31095496
> Awesome dual-typings never seen before in starters
> Ghost Archer, Heel Wrestler, and a Mermaid/Siren
> Cool unique attacks
> Cool unique Z-moves

>>31095501
I just now realized why the mon based on witches is also a fire type. That's kinda fucked up, Gamefreak.

>>31095499
What are you even talking about

>>31095501
what makes meganium feminine to you? is it just because it's cute or something?

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>>31095228
>knowing girls

>>31095600
BURN THE WITCH!

>>31095237
Who usually designs the starters? Ken Sugimori?

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>>31095499
>ate you reatard ther wuz boobls on Frogadier stoopid
What did he mean by this?

>>31095489
OP meant real girls

>>31095618
Different anon here. I agree it isn't necessarily feminine, but it is designed in a way that appeals to girls more.

>>31095501
Personally I don't think it's feminine. You have a tall thin person with a fox head plastered on. Could go either your generic Gandalfdore or a fourth Wyrd Syster. But that's my opinion and it's irrelevant here.

The point still was you using the stage people mostly agree is feminine to prove one people don't agree on is as well.

>>31095632
OP meant poor girls from 3rd world countries without internet

>>31095632
Nice meme. /vp/ has a fuckton of femanons. I'm one and I picked Popplio

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>>31095328
>Almost 2017
>Still getting booty blasted over Primarina

>>31095499
I really don't understand your point at all

>>31095220
PALM

>>31095307
What did he mean by this?

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>>31095658
Kek.

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>>31095306
my 3 y.o nephew already knew how to turn off youtube ads and browse videos. It's a matter of time he stumbled into the spongebob porn parody

>>31095643
Holy shit, this makes sense too since the female trainer was introduced in gen 2.

>>31095206
> feminine Pokemon are only for girls

I guess no Jynx, Tsareena, Lilligant, Ninetales, Bellosom, or Latias for you

I'm sure I missed a couple...but my point is you're fucking dumb

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>>31095206
Is this what you want OP?

You happy now?

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>>31095328
>muh signs

Just like it was so obvious that Charizard would get wings and that Blastoise would grow metallic cannons, right? Pokemon evolve, not grow up. I swear, if a Pokemon isn't a 1:1 miniature version of its evolution, then autists like you automatically think the evolution is crap.

Furthermore, Primarina's anatomy is actually consistent with Popplio's. It doesn't stand on two legs when it finally evloves or pull a Samurott. But people like you get so triggered that it becomes more girly as it evolves that you can't see that.

>muh gender ratio

It's 87.5% male for rarity purposes. Yeah, it's dumb at this stage but it should be painfully obvious now that Game Freak never takes it into account when designing starters.

>The only fans they appeased is the furfags. When you shill your starter out to that lowly lot, you know you need another designer.

Wew. I didn't know projectors this big even existed.

Your whole post are the same weak-ass arguments denialfags used ever since the starter evolutions got leaked many months ago. Just like them, you can't wrap your head around evolutions that are anything beyond literally getting bigger.

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>it's another "anon is scared of femininity" episode

>>31095206
Does Popplio need to wear a fucking skirt for you?

It already looked gender-neutral. Not boy or girl. But you're triggered that it evolved to be more feminine...

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OP has grade A autism

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>>31096103
Agreed

Op, please keep your autism to yourself. Nobody wants to know how scared you are of females.

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OP got roasted so hard, there's no way he can recover

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>>31095249
>all girls everywhere have the same tastes and make the same choices
>if a girl doesn't end up with DESIGNATED GIRL OPTION, she will necessarily be disappointed, there's no way she can honestly like any other option

>>31095249
>girl player loves her Litten and Torracat
>it evolves into ugly bara wrestle man
>destroys game, sues Nintendo, ritual sudoku

>>31096648
I'm not even a girl and want to sue for wrestlecat.

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>>31095277
What about Serperior?

>>31095206
still gonna fuck it

When was the last time a pokemon inspired this much of a hateboner?

>>31097357
Last gen 5 starters

>>31095795
Why does this exist, and why is it giving me a boner?

I want to fucc him

Holy shit, will you faggots get over it already? Your anger is as impotent as your dicks.