Think in the Pokemon you last fapped to. You wake up converted

I go about my normal life because I'm not a disgusting furfag that faps to Pokemon

>Salazzle
>kill myself

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>>31082781
Fly around over some african island, they'll never find me. Either that or disguise as a mute human.

>>31082781
>Last Pokemon you fapped to

But what if I haven't fapped to any Pokemon?

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>>31082802
>>31083449

>>31083483
>i destroy the world
Nice

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>wake up as Serperior
>probably without Contrary, too

Hide in some low IQ redneck shithole like Appalachia and somehow convince the local population that I'm a magical being that will grant them power and money if they protect me with their guns and their lives. Abandon them to their fate once the black helicopters come and repeat the process with another low IQ redneck shithole because a warning bulletin would be next to impossible to distribute.

Eventually I'll run out of PP and easily convinced psychopaths though. At least dissection only happens when you're dead, right?

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Hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Either disguise myself in trenchcoat,boot and hat or kick the shit out of them

Trying real hard to remember. I know it was either Salazzle or Greninja.
>If Salazzle
Use my pheromones to get to the people in charge of tracking me down. Convince them to leave me alone. Live the rest of my life as a sexy slut lizard, banging whoever I want and getting whatever I want. Remain low-key
>If Greninja
Use my badass ninja skills to take down everyone after me. Kill the head of the task force. Having a human brain, I can learn more than 4 moves.
-Smokescreen
-Double Team
-Spikes
-Toxic Spikes
-Substitute
For evasion
-Water Shuriken
-Shadow Sneak
-Night Slash
-Acrobatics
For offense
Life the rest of my life as a ninja for hire.

>>31084008
>having a human brain
>learning more than 4 moves
Alakazam.
All I need to say.

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>Heliolisk

Really i don't know

>get to be a braixen
Nice, dreams are achieved. Do I get to be female too though? Maybe I'd seek out phox phriday anons or something. I don't really know though, and need some more time to think.

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>>31084325
Woops, forgot image
Could probably use fire to defend myself in emergencies too.

>winter sawsbuck
Nice

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>>31082781
>thicc celesteelia

Well time to destroy some buildings

I've never fapped to a Pokemon, only the human characters.