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Alola really don't have their shit together!
>move to Alola from Kalos.
>meet up with local professor Kukui, who is also my cousin
>yo kukui! Can't wait to beat the local gym leaders
>l...local g...gym leaders?
>Kukui starts sweating heavily
>it's a little different here in Alola. We got... uhmm... trials! Yes! Trials!
>oh. Sure. why not
>Later overhear Kukui on his pokephone
>So I told him we got these trials. Shit I had to come up with something on the spot!
>if you can be a kahuna? Yes yes goddammit, just be there and battle him when he comes.
>start journey to complete trials
>just random locals
>seemingly making stuff up on the spot
>one place didn't even have a kahuna
>some kid I met earlier comes running and says she's the kahuna now
>okay
>another place was a "trial in itself"
>it was just a cave
>almost done
>meet up with Kukui
>tell him I've almost completed the trials and is ready to beat the elite four
>Kukui start sweating heavily again
>e... elite four? Of course! The elite four!
>he runs off?
>arrive at the elite four
>it's just four caves recently dug out. No decoration or scenery
>enter the first cave
>It's the kahuna I've already beaten once...
>jesus christ the next one is also one of the kahunas
>next one literally tells me Nanu would rather die than be a part of this farce
>last one is some golfer
>yeah I bet she was really high on the list of people Kukui wanted to join the elite four
>I was honestly annoyed when Kukui kept pestering me to come here (actual quote)
>Kukui arrives to congratulate me
>don't I have to fight the champion?
>SHIT!
>I mean... Ha hah! You get to fight me! Kukui! Prepare to battle!
Most unorganized pokemon league ever!
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Tldr
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>>31078574
heres your (you)
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uhhhhh did the entire this fly over your head?
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>>31078574
I kekked softly.
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>>31078574
This probably seemed funnier in your head
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>>31078574
Pretty good op
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Alola truly was a shithole.
>don't have to fight the Trial fags on the spot
>Elite 4 just recycles jobbers already shown instead of 100% new trainers
>"""Victory Road""" is just a deserted straight path
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>>31078574
I enjoyed it OP
Victory Road wasn't nearly as time consuming or challenging as I thought it'd be
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>>31078574
>the final Kukui reaction
Kek
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some keks were had
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>>31078574
Literally the worst elite four ever.
Only 1 new trainer and incredibly lazy scenery.
Remember how in the newer games there's smoke and fire and dramatic music as you approach?
Here it's just recolored gemstones.
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>>31080142
I liked Black & Whites themed rooms
What did X & Y do?
I feel like the game was supposed to end after the Aether Mom fight and then they tacked on the whole e4 nonsense
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>>31080606
XY had great room animations for the Elite Four.
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>>31078574
>yo kukui where's my rival
>o-oh shit
>hey you over there! yes the one chomping on the malasadas! come here!
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>>31078574
well, alola is a 3rd world region, what did you expect?
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>>31080001
>Elite 4 just recycles jobbers already shown instead of 100% new trainers
Knowing them personally was a nice change though.
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>>31080606
XY had by far the most impressive Pokémon League.
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>>31081015
kek
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>>31081015
in term of the design, yeah.
but it was pretty much made to be a smash stage imothe alola league is probably still under construction just give it a few years and maybe it'll change
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>>31080049
>enjoyed it
>piss easy victory road you can walk through without any trainers
pick one you fag
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>>31078574
You moved to Alola from Kanto you moron.
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>>31080687
>>31081015
XY was ridiculousl adorned and pointless
Just like european baroque
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>>31078574
LOL
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