>Let's go look for Professor Kukui! I'll start here at the bridge, you run your ass all the way around the fucking garden!
>stays standing right at the bridge, never moves
>go all the fucking way around him, Kukui is literally right behind him
Is this piece of shit the single dumbest asshole to ever be put into a Pokemon game? I'd rather roam around with Tierno than this retarded faggot. That fat fuck is less lazy than this Malasada-scarfing walking turd. I hope his goddamn Raichu gets raped by a Krookodile. Jesus Christ SM has terrible characters. GF just needs to stop trying to write people and give us a simple adventure again.
>>31077058
And don't forget:
>Muh, his family backstory is interesting
>Muh, he has a develpment
>Muh, he is supposed to be comfy
I'm seriously thinking he is just as bad as X/Y Tierno and Trevor.
It's because he's gay so he's really awkward around people because he hasn't figured out how to express himself yet
Kukui promised him some D if he beats the league though, so that's his entire motivation.
>>31077299
I don't remember shit about his family. Spoon-feed plox
>>31077058
the dude is a massive troll,you can see it in his dialogue throughout the game. he was making you go through all that because he could
>>31077708
He just has some sort of inferiority complex towards his gramps.
>>31077708
His dad ran away because he hated being in Hala's shadow. Hala got traumatizingly assmad. Hau has an inferiority complex towards both of them now.
>>31077721
>literally "M-Merely pretending!": The Character
Not making him any more likeable here.
>>31077708
Hala made him retreat from real life into a fantasy.
If Hau was a cute animu girl you would all be talking about how she's the best character in the game and getting into arguments with lillifags
>>31077995
But he's not, so your argument has no point. Also Lillie a shit as well. There is no good SM characterexcept Guzma
>>31078162
I liked Nanu
>>31078162
Mallow, Lana, Nanu, Hapu, Kiawe, Hala.
>>31079794
Of course you did. This is /vp/.
>>31077995
Can't speak for anyone else, but I think that would make me hate him (well, her) more because of precisely what you're talking about. Hated how people overlooked how shitty of a character Shauna was just because they wanted to fuck her.
>>31078162
>There is no good SM characte
There is no good SuMo anything. There is a reason why 4chan and similar communities consider it the Sonic 06 of Pokemon
>>31079794
CRAAAAWWLLLING INNNNN MY SKIIIIIIN
>>31079816
All one-note, one-trait """""characters""""" that nobody sane would consider liking.
>>31080309
>SuMo
Get off my /vp/, plebbit
>>31080309
Is Pokebarneyfag back?
>>31077058
I want to fuck him. I don't know why.
>>31080716
oh I think you know exactly why...
>It is actually mentioned in the story that he is an entire island behind you in the challenge
>Cuts you off at the Pokemon League with his perfect EV rapist starter
>>31080935
delet this
Hau is pure
>>31077058
This motherfucker is the only thing (if I don't count the fucking Trainer School) that stopped me to fully enjoy the game.
Seriously, if he was removed the game would nothing but improve.
> Shit character
> Shit dialogue
> Ruins tension moments with his shiteating grin
> Shit rival, weak as fuck. And on top of that he picks the starter that loses to yours.
> STOP. WITH. THE. FUCKING. MALASADAS
>>31077299
At least there's only one of him and he has a personality besides being worthless, unlike Tierno and Trevor.
>>31080935
fucking fatass eating all of those malasadas
>>31080996
pure fat
>>31081022
The whole game needed to stop with the malasadas. They were literally the only thing on TV and there were 3-4 malasada shops fulfilling exactly the same purpose and taking up valuable space. Hell, at least show your character and pokemon eating the damn things.
>>31081022
>>31081094
>Hating on Malasadas
IT'S CALLED WORLD BUILDING, MOM
>>31081075
He's for pure handholding
>>31081094
When i first walked in and saw the trainer with their poliwhirl or whatever it was I thought I'd get to see me and my poke chilling too
but of course game freak manages to disappoint yet again