What's with all the Machamp love recently? Pokken made

>>31068656
>no mega or alola form

he's still the redheaded stepchild of the trade evos.

>>31068856
>Golem got an alternate form before Machamp
how the fuck

he's liked among fans overall and sightseer-chan increased his popularity especially with girls
source: i am a grill ans want to get dynamicfucked

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I guess it's an apology for not getting a new form like the other Gen 1 trade evolutions got.

>>31069138
>filename
Izzz this a JoJo reference, big boy?

>>31069138
> that type
thank god we didnt get it

>>31068656
GF is aware Pokefuckers exist, and is trying to extend an olive branch to female Pokefuckers. Can YOU offhandedly think of a pokemon girls would want to fuck more than Machamp?

>>31069072

Machamp is already perfect.

>>31069171
Arcanine.

>>31069171
machamp looks fucking stupid my poke husbando is nidoking that horn of his 100

>>31069171
Machoke, the numbers don't lie.

>>31069171
Machoke. I know I would.

>>31069171
It's entry-level female pokehusbando, like Gardevoir or Lopunny. Offhandedly, Machoke is probably better, but staying fully evolved is probably a big deal.
Actual girls who are pokefuckers have their own tastes, just as male pokefuckers do. I'm sure for every dude out there trying to waifu Gliscor, there's a girl out there trying to husbando an Aggron or something, but Machamp/Machoke is the Gardevoir to women. Probably. If I worked at GF, this would be the line of reasoning I'd follow.

>>31069339
I know plenty of guy's who'd totally nail a female one given half a chance, though.

but, as with that, Male Gardevoir is a thing too, so the analogy works.

still so weird Ralts' whole line is the only humanoid pokemon in the Amorphus egg group that isn't a ghost.

>>31069339
Who wouldn't fuck an Aggron though?

>>31069339
I always thought that Arcanine was the prime Pokehusbando for girls.

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>>31068656
>Machamp love
More like Machamp tease. Guy gets to be a VGC champ last year, gets into Pokken, gets an official website and lots of cameos from concept to demo to final game but what does it translate to for competitive? I've been waiting for years, GF!!

>>31069339
Hypno, weirdly.

>>31069171
Zangoose, probably

>>31069378
It was elected board husbando a while back.

>>31069171
Mewtwo, Lugia, Charizard, Lucario, Suicune, Scyther, Ninetales, Arcanine, and Darkrai.

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>>31069199
Calm down, geez. Nidoking and Machamp are best buds. They wrestle all day

>>31069121
>try to get dynamicfucked
>your machamp has guts
>misses your puss over and over again

sorry femanon some people can't catch a break.

>>31069540
>implying it wont punch into her guts in a steadfast manner

>>31069394
>Mach amp used Mach Punch

never ever

>>31069534
Why is Nidoking the posterchild of bara Pokemon porn anyways? Is starting with Pokemon Yellow the "I picked Yoshi in Mario Kart" of /vp/?

>>31069540
>Your Machamp has guts
>It gets tired after a long day of fucking
>Guts activates, and it fucks twice as hard in the time before it passes out from exhaustion

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>>31069171
Sawk

>>31069138
>literally my mom's the thing

>>31069590
Idk. It's pecs maybe?

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>>31069656
blue fightan muppet is cute

>>31069587
Not even Mach Punch. At this point, Machamp needs something new, revolutionary, borderline signature move to be even considered in a team instead of his fighting peers.

and the autist in me doesn't want to break the BST because I want to keep the rivalry with Conkeldurr

>>31069737
>Ability: One-Two Punch
>reskinned Parental Bond
You can thank me later

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The gay agenda

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>>31069656
>>31069735
Sawk is occupied at the moment

>>31069735
>Sturdy
>Sawk used Close Combat
>Your nuzlocke is now fucked

DELET

>>31069764
actually, I've thought of an ability that I came up with before Parental bond was a thing, it was called 'Ambidextrous' and made all moves hit twice, but they weren't at full strength, it was supposed to be for getting through things like Protect and substitutes.

in my mind, all the pokemon with four hands could get it.

>>31069764
>>31069838
What about a physical quiver dance? Dynamic Punch damage boost to 120 BP? Fissure?

>>31069876
hey, from the looks of it, Gen 8's gonna be a proper return to Kanto, so you never know, Kanto's TMs might make a comeback.

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>>31069772
bueno

also girls really like Sawk

>>31069876
>What about a physical quiver dance?

It's called Coil and it's shit because they decided to boost Accuracy instead of Speed.

>>31069964
Well clearly I want this one to boost speed

>>31069950
Throh I assume is for people that prefer stockier builds?

>>31069764
>not Pectoral Bond

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>>31069950
I mean really, he gets a lot of great romantic non-lewd art with White.

how did I not notice this

>>31070114
gonna check his tag later

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>>31069171
Well, that depends on what kind of body are they looking for

>>31070146
Machamp needs a new move. It's a Fighting Type Fake-Out, called Flex. Machamp just flexes really hard, so much so that it scares the shit out of pokemon, damages them, and makes them flinch.

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>>31070320
>Works well for doubles.
I like it!!

>>31069171
Most of the doggos, several equines, Typhlosion, the Eevees.

>>31070592
Ok now a line has been crossed, Typhlosion is for hugs. Baracat is fair game though.

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>>31070320
>>31070566
Meant to use this image

>>31070274
Source damnit!!

>>31069183
>5' 3" manlet
>perfect