You can bring one and only one pokemon into our world. The only

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Ez

So.... basically, the pool is only limited to Normal and Dark types because literally anything else pretty much requires powers or abilities to exist? You know, like HORSES ON FIRE or LEVITATING MAGNETS?

I feel like you didn't think this question through very well. Either way, guess I'm stuck with Eevee > Umbreon then.

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Even without electric powers I'd kill to have my eel bro as a pet

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Sylveon, and no other ones.

Pretty shocked there no Gardefag here yet.

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I don't care for her powers, I just want her.

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>>31061835
pic related, if it can evolve still I'd let it naturally go into umbreon or espeon, whichever it wanted to be.

>>31062075
this here is good taste.

N E B B Y
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So will it still be clean or be more like a real chinchilla?

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Mimikyu or Furret, without any doubt.

>>31062035
Lemme rephrase this. If the pokemon has natual abilities akin to its being its ok. Just wont get any shoot em up powers but magnezone would be able to levitate, mcargo wouldnt burn down the house but it'd still look the same etc.

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>You can bring one and only one pokemon into our world.
Oh easy, Helio-
>The only drawback is that it wont have powers or abilities.
Oh... I want the free energy

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My bro, obv

>>31061835
>The only drawback is that it wont have powers or abilities.
dropped

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Lugia if the pokemon can still fly/swim
if not Arcanine I think

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>cute
>easy to maintain
>perfect for cuddles
>>31062701
>>31062873
Great choices.

>Can't decide between bring in a waifu or a bro
If waifu, Salazzle. If Bro, Gliscor.

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>>31062326
same

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It won't have any powers? So there's nothing stopping me from raping it?

Bringing in this slut here.

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>>31061835
>Salazzle
>Lilligant
>Florges
>Tsareena
>Mawile
>Zoroark
>Serperior
>Braixen
>Delphox
>Glaceon
>Weavile
>Banette
>Lel

I can't decide

>>31061835
I'd want a golurk. Even without powers, it's like the iron giant. No issues except for it's size

>>31065521
>Delphox
Keep it up my man

>>31061835
>Jirachi
>Wish to bring every other pokemon
ezpz

>>31061835
If they don't get powers then how am I supposed to evolve my bro Yanma.

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>>31061835
Lucario, for sex.

>>31067629
>The only drawback is that it wont have powers or abilities
ezpz to see you have autism

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Smug little snake for me

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>>31068157
>sex
>giant spike protruding from chest

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>>31061835

>>31068245
It's not so big or sharp. Besides it wouldn't get in the way most of the time.

>>31067651
With rigourous exercise and a good diet

>>31062035
Improvement on OP's explanation:
They keep abilities, but not moves

>>31061835
Rayquaza, since no one would even think about messing with me.

Actual answer, probably Gengar (my bro since gen 1) or Sylveon.

Zygarde, any forme from Core on up.

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>>31061835
If it maintained even half of its intelligence I would be in autism nirvana and probably never leave the house without it

Fuck knows how weird they would look with realistic proportions though, then again I've only ever seen Arvalis art and that guy goes out of his way to make them look disgusting and monstrous

Serperior or Milotic if the thing comes tamed
Otherwise Lilligant or Eevee

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I want to say Lucario, but with no powers or abilities it's just a bipedal doggo. Probably this nigga, doesn't need powers to be awesome.

>>31068532
>I want to say Lucario, but with no powers or abilities it's just a bipedal doggo.

Still sentient though. You could probably teach him (without telepathy obviously)to talk eventually, like meowth learned human speech..

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Easiest decision in my life

I'd evolve her to delphox later down the line. I love them both

>>31061835
A male Salandit. That's literally all I want.

>>31068947
Only sentient in the anime. He barks like any other Doggo in the games.

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>>31061835
>The only drawback is that it wont have powers or abilities.
then there is no point to not choose your favorite

picking latias, literally built for cuddles

Definitely a ghost type like Gengar with those constraints, as long as it's still able to become invisible.

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the only one that matters

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comfy af

>>31069752

Diamond pokedex entry specifies
>It understands human speech.

aurapuppers are human-tier in intelligence.

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I'd take my boy the cute alien any day

Chatot

Id have him memorize ear rape noises and shitty music memes and piss everyone off all day.

If not him then litten and he'd never evolve past torracat

Ever

>>31074738
I reckon you have good taste

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Pikachu. It's so popular and beloved that I think everyone would appreciate it being around People won't mind if things go missing or furniture gets damaged or people go missing if Pikachu is around. Everyone loves Pikachu. Everyone loves Pikachu.

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I can't decide between Cincchino and Sylveon

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>>31061835
it may not not be able to cause earthquakes and use various elemental bites but a small Tyrannosaurus is still pretty awesome

>>31061835
>no powers

so i just get a fancy looking pet, guess i'll pick machamp so it can at least do fucking something

>>31061835
gardevoire and train it til i can fuck it

>Deoxys
It doesn't need to have powers, the batshit alien conspiracy theorists will do the damage for me.

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>So many people choosing animal based mons
How would you feed 'em? Like, just test different animal kibbles until you find one to not make your new pet sick?

I'd probably go for baltoy/claydol, personally. No special care or attention needed, just a chill psuedo-sentient barstool who's cool to zone out when I am; just add moonlight once every few... years? For similar reasons, bronzor/bronzong and minior are close runners up. Bronzong just straight up requires no food, as far as I can tell, and minior probably could just live off if floating dust specks or rocks.
>>31068260 gets it.

>>31075511
Just give them apples, berries, Starburst, cookies, bread, gelato, ice cream, chocolate, cupcakes, and beans.

Giratina

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>>31061835
a male salandit

>>31061835
If Ditto still transforms then it's the best choice. You get all of them in one

Goodra or Latias would be like my best friend, if I wanted more of a pet I'd go for Amaura or Scolipede. It'd also be pretty great to have an eevee and see what it becomes (I imagine it would have a 50/50 chance of becoming sylveon/espeon at day and the same for umbreon at night assuming it was very fond of you)

Zoroark

/sp illusions so the gubment doesn't catch on and jem shenanigans

>>31074995
>"Oh, wow, is that a Pikachu? OH-EHM-GEE HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE AHHHHHHHH"
>they pick it up and it fucking kills them

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>>31061835
Weedle. Even without magical bug powers, a giant bee is still a giant bee, and by lv10 at that.

Ninetails, any variant. I will then proceed to use its tails as the fluffiest bed, blanket and pillow.

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Ralts. I want to make that little thing to grow happy.

can chansey still make infinite eggs? does that count as a power? I want free omelettes

Drifblim.
Kick ass spooky ghost bro that could fly you places.
If not him, a slowpoke, or shieldon.

Espurrgers

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My first pick would be Nihilego. If that doesn't work because it's technically not a Pokémon, I'd choose Mimikyu.

>>31076814
You realize Alolan Ninetales stores ice in its tail, right?

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>>31077083
I actually agree with this

>>31076999
Chanseys ability to make eggs is kinda vital to its existance so yeah.

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>>31061835
I could use a really BIG friend

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I would love to have my midget tree bro in the real world. With phantom force it can basically teleport.

>>31061835

Salazzle for fug.

Slaking, Primape, or Miltank

I just want to hang out with them. I also have anger issues sometimes, so it would be nice to have a Primate that I could relate to and spend time comforting him to make sure he's happy and not angry all the time.

Can we have a Pokeball to keep them in for their own safety? I want to be able to keep them safe from people who would try to hurt or take them, like the police or government.

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>>31061835
Ditto for sure...

>it wont have powers or abilities

Oh, so it'll remain a sentient goop forever? If that's the case, i go Greninja.

>>31069827
>then there is no point to not choose your favorite
I mean my favorite is Tyranitar. A monster whose first instinct is to cause wholesale destruction is not going to make a good pet if I can't find a good outlet for it. I can't find a good outlet for myself, how the hell am I going to manage a mountain-mashing Destroyer King?
>>31075019
Go with the chinchilla, you'll never have to sweep again.

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>>31061835
>The only drawback is that it wont have powers or abilities.

Would that include the exploding shit? Cause that's something I really don't want to deal with.

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I would have said Gengar, since he's my pokebro. Would have been cool. Turning into ghost, haunting people, eating dreams. Shit would have been cash.
But since there's no abilities and powers.
Gardevoir line, for reasons.

Fuckin' Larvitar, mang.

>>31068482
No that dude goes out of his way to change the basis of the pokemon to make it "more realistic" Ah yes, a bunch of floating grey crabs stuck to one another is much more realistic than just making spherical robots with one big camera eye and some magnets.

>>31078240
>Gardevoir line, for reasons.
This desu.

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>>31077592

Lopunny

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>>31062873
MY NIGGA

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Meloetta. Despite not being able to user her powers, at least she still retains her singing prowess.
And also she is for hugs

>>31069752
you can be intelligent but incapable of speech though desu

hgss followers especially gave me pretty strong vibes that even in the game universe mons were generally intelligent enough to at least express themselves on a human-like emotional level, plus they understand new moves and other commands pretty much immediately

>>31068245
>not just fucking her in the ass doggy-style

idiot

>>31065144
>a literal rock shell
>perfect for cuddles

>>31081741
>her

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>>31078669
Same.

I was also thinking of Noctowl but they would be too hard to mantain.

>>31081774
It was an euphemism for tentacle rape.

honestly anything with a tight vagina will do

>>31077731
>no abilities

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Either this or Budew, T B H.

Litten
Never fucking evolving it ever

>>31068346
How the hell does a giant dragonfly get exercise.

>>31082127
>Literally wasting a wish for a regular cat

>>31082233
This.

>>31082127
Dumbass.

>>31082233
>>31082246
It's a uniquely edgy cat
fags

>>31081820
People own owls as pets it wouldnt be hard to learn how to take care of it. Im sure you'd just need a lot of space for it to live comfortably.
As for a bipedal bunny. That might still require a bit of a land. Dont forget you have to exercise with it to make it stay healthy and whatnot.

>>31081774
>shuckle
>not perfect for cuddling
Only better cuddle mon is ferrothorn.

>>31082284
Just choose a regular black cat then.

>>31082311
>Ferrothorn
>Not Bisharp

What are you thinking m8

>>31082331
Mom I'm being cyberbullied

>>31082358
Go to your room you adopted sonuvabitch

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>>31082301
I know about owl care, I don't have the space. I have enough for a bunny though. And I'm fine with a plump bunny.

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>>31061835
could do with a little sneaky business here

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Is noivern big enough to fly someone around? 4'11" but I feel like his wing span is significant for flight. If not, tyrantrum or turtonator

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Cutekip desu

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Giant eagle bro? no powers needed.

>>31075623
this is the only correct answer, good taste

>>31083083
Not big enough to carry you unless you're less than 40 pounds.

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>Looks badass
>Can fly you around
>Fug

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>>31082127
>Not evolving into smug grarflif

Nigga what are you doing

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It's hip to post memes

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Togedemaru is the cutest Pika clone and would be the best pet ever

>>31084217
>Togedemaru is the shittiest Pika clone and would be the worst pet ever
FTFY

>>31085024
It would get all spiky when you cuddle

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I'll take my 300 pound gem

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After watching what's out of the Pokémon SM Anime, I'd definitely pick Rowlet.

>>31082562
Also fine with it needing exercise, I could use some too, hahahahah. Pokewaifus and getting /fit/ aw yea.

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No powers or abilities?

So either I pick an awesome pet bro or a sexy waifu?

Gardevoir comes to mind. Maybe a pic related. Can aura puppet still do fights? Would be cool to have a karate dog. Also that I can fug.

Omanyte bro is my new pet now