Hi. Im Professor Aspen. And wejcome to the warudo of Pokemon.

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>>31051967
Futanari

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Don't touch me.

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>>31051986
So you're a girl(male)? Great!

This is you're rival, Todd. Todd's been your rival since you both were babies.

Erm...what was Todd's name again?

>>31052042
Diaperfaggot

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>>31052101
That's right! Todd's name was DIAPERFAGGOT!

I used to have a lots of Pokemon. But alas, in my dwindling days, I am bereft of all but three. They am the fire pokemon Newtfire, the water pokemoon Hose, and the grass pokemon Mechagodzilla. Please choose an Pokemon.

>>31052173
Mechagodzilla

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>>31052173
>Mechagodzilla
>grass

I'm sorry, what.

>the warudo
This is a reference to something. If only I could figure out what...

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>>31052262
So MECHAGODZILLA is the persona you've chosen. Gr8! Your very own pokemon adventure is about to begim!

...

"what? w-where am I?"

You awake to find yourself in a small, rural house in PELLET TOWN. Your MOM comes in. "Professor aspen is kill." She give you the RUNNING SHOES and you go on your way.

-CHAPTER 1: CASTLE AND DRAGON-

>>31052634
Damnit Aspen. Can't even stay alive long enough to matter.

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>>31052634
>the persona you've chosen

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"Hey, stinky!"

You turn around and see DIAPERFAGGOT with his pokemon NEWTFIRE.

"You killed my dad, you silly willy! Prepare to suffer his fate...at the hands of my STARTER W/ TYPE ADVANTAGE!"

DIAPERFAGGOT sends out NEWTFIRE!

FIGHT
BAG
PKMN
RUN

>>31052814
PKMN

>>31052814
FIGHT

>>31052833
FUTA sends out Mechagodzilla!

Attacks:
-RAZOR LEAF
-KILL
-WATER GUN
-WATER GUN

Pick a command??????????

>>31052814
RUN

>>31052867
KILL

>>31051967
>>31051986
>>31052001
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>>31052173
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>>31052871
This is /co/-level tier of mental retardation.

>>31052867
WATER GUN (2)

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>>31052881
MECHAGODZILLA kills itself!

FUTA is out of usable demons!

FUTA whited out!

...FUTA scurried to the PKMN CENTER where he could not be further harm.

"I'll take your Pokeymons and heal them. Hmu on kik!"

CONTINUES: 3

FUTA is in PELLET TOWN. Rival am up front awaiting challenge.

FIGHT
BAG
PKMN
RUN

>>31052935
FIGHT

>>31052881
>>31052907
>>31052935
>>31052946
This is /mlp/-tier of unfunny cancerous shitposting

>>31052954
:^(

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>>31052946
You put your pokeball down and put up your fists.

"No Pokemon. Let's settle this 1v1."

YOU ENGAGE DIAPERFAGGOT!

FIGHT
ACT
ITEM
MERCY

>>31052977
ACT

>>31052977
ITEM

>>31052977
>>31052987
>>31052994
Literally fuck off.

>>31052987
"Diaperfaggot. 1 HP. The Easiest Enemy. Likes: long walks on the beach, hot summer afternoons, and more...?"

FUTA puts on a vaudeville musical.

Then FUTA punches Diaperfaggot in the jugular.

Diaperfaggot fuckin dies.

>>31052954
Either done by a bunch of kids or grown men with no life? Similar demographic with similar results!

>>31053016
Fuck yeah

>>31053016
>>31053041
Filthy Frank-esque cancer

>>31052954
>>31053017
>>31052905
>STOP HAVING FUN!
>STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT!
>O-OR ELSE I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW JADED AND ANGRY I AM!

>>31053016
Use ITEMFINDER to find WALLET.

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>>31053055
BUT YOU SEE, ANON
WE ARE NOT ANGRY,
WE ARE
MATURE

>>31053055
Butthurt that someone called you out on your unfunny, self-indulgent bullshit?

This thread is probably breaking some kind of rule.

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>>31053073
Everyone must KNOW how adult we are! How ABOVE this we are! Truly we are the superior race! Our memes, our internet culture, it's a century ahead of these backwards people.

It is our DUTY, our BIRTHRIGHT, to take away their fun. In the end we are doing them a kindness, we are helping them grow stronger by showing them how to properly enjoy themselves.

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>>31053064
YOU steam DIAPERFAGGOT'S wallet. Yay! Inside are a few coupons and a used handkercheif. Also there's like five dolars.

YOU head out into the CITY OF THE FIRST GYM. Along the way, u catched a BIRD, a ROCK, and Yog-Sothoth, lord of time and space. Imagination called up the shocking form of fabulous Yog-Sothoth—only a congeries of iridescent globes, yet stupendous in its malign suggestiveness.

When you arive in PEWTER CITY, you are challemged by the first gym leader, some meme faggot with slanty eyes.

BRICK sends out MAGATSU IZANAGI!

FIGHT
BAG
PKMN
???
RUN

>>31053161
???

>>31051967
>>31051986
>>31052001
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>>31052101
>>31052173
>>31052262
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>>31053150
Kill yourself.

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>>31053150
>Posts a picture of a guy drinking water in space
>expects me to listen to his ass

>>31053161
>Magatsu Izanagi
It's an electric type persona so use ROCK to throw DIRT at it.

>>31053217
>he doesn't recognize star trek

literally fuck off

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>>31053217
>water

>>31053198
>

>>31053237
>>31053232
Why don't you take a trek to the stars seeing as that nobody wants you here

>>31053267
XD REKT!!!!!!!!

>>31053278
>Le epic meemay
HAHAHA you're hilarious man

>>31051967
>>31051986
>>31052001
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>>31052101
>>31052173
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>>31052994
>>31053016
>>31053064
>>31053161
>>31053220

Go back to watching Filthy Frank or whatever cancerous "memetuber" you watch and stop shitting this board up even worse than it is. I seriously can't believe I'm the only one not calling out the cancerous nature of this thread. Just fuck off to /mlp/, a board devoid of any thought.

>>31053300
But anon, I am not fond of the "My little pony" series.

>>31053300
Filthy Frank is gr8 kill urself u underage memelord cocksucker cunt.

This thread makes me want to have a lobotomy.

>>31053347
Nice samefag.

>>31053356
Fucking go back to your containment board kid

>>>/pol/

>>31053456
Consider suicide

>>31053468
>b-but muh memes

>>>/pol/

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>>31053481
Fuck off underage

You have to be a certain frequency of cool because it's dangerous to let out people living with their own personalities and sense of fun that are not in line with the correct so please take his advise and consider this unfunny and immature aka faggotry before humanity keeps evolving in this direction and leads to the non creation of the ideal world

>>31052101
You know, when I posted this, I was assuming the thread was going to do the correct thing and die off with that as the final post.

I am absolutely shocked it has not, and as such, am subsequently embarrassed I'm now counted among your sperg count.

No but seriously, cram your heads under a moving steel train.

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>>31052101
>>31054261
>this thread is shit, so I'm going to bump it with a followup shitpost similar in quality
>then come back and rat out how I'm not with them, yet bump it again
At this point, I don't care if that was sincere or ironic - you're a moron, and you need to fuck right off like every other degenerate.