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Previous thread: >>31018095
>>31047156
>>31046219
>>31047126
I have to agree. Sorry anon.
Guz/Lusamine femdom from butt of last threadhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/9071113?view_adult=true
I think the other fics posted were older?
New fics from the last thread.
>>31044705
>>31046219
>>31047327
no problemo
>>31047360
Why is he so cute
>>31047293
Kek wow
>checking e621
>find a pic of Guzma being fucked by Golisopod
Neat, any writefags here done something with GuzmaxGolisopod?
>>31047752
yes, but a while back. It's on ao3 somewhere
>>31047752https://archiveofourown.org/works/8690287
Holding hands with my tsundere boyfriend.
>>31047752
>E621
I don't suppose you refer to monosodium glumate?
Related to >>31047752 since it's frequently compared anywaysprawn
>>31048099
This scares me
>>31048055
Wrong thread?
>>31048099
Guzma the Hedgehog
>>31048134
They're saying Golisopod is like the District 9 alien.
>>31048157
Oh!
did the sketches for the grunts cos i figured why the fuck not. they were surprisingly the easiest and fastest for me to draw for some reason, but i had fun with all of them. can't wait to finish up guz tomorrow.
>>31048135
>>31048208
>>31048194
These are so cute! Can't wait to see when they're done.
Hau/Lusa been done?
>>31048194
Noice.
>>31048238
like dude...why...
Does Guzma have ahard tummyor asofter one?
>>31048428SOFT ...with muscle underneath
This sewing machine looks like Golisopod.
>>31048531
It's because of the colors?
Posting best Guz.
>>31048837
Yeah
>>31049127
He's my boyfriend.
A Write-As-I-Go-Along fic, starring Guzma as Guzma, and You as Star (can be either gay dude or straight chick, whatever tickles ya fancy):
Guzma was known around these parts for his height. That was one tall boy, and he still is. All you would hear people muttering amongst themselves was, "Gee, that ol' Guzma is a tall one, ain't he?"
This conjured chuckles from you. You have noticed his length long ago, back at the gardens. His towering presence... god damn if that wasn't how.
You are walking down a long flight of stairs, since you just finished eating.
Part 2 is next.
>>31049678
You finished eating, so you decided to leave and walk down some long flights of stairs. These steps were like the ones Rocky Balboa always runs on. You finally get to the bottom, and now it is nightfall. The night has a kinda purple sky with a mixture of blue and scattered white splotches in the sky. Hot damn, this night is so gorgeous. This night reminds you of the long-fellow you once knew. The 5 foot 9 guy (since 5 foot 9 is considered really tall) you dream of. His name is--
"Star, what is wrong with you!"
"G-Guzma!?"
"Get off that bottom step! You look stupid laying on it."
You get up because he told you to.
"Guzma, why are you here?"
"The stars look bitchin' tonight."
"Oh, I see. Yeah, they do."
"I wasn't talkin' bout them. I was talkin' bout you."
Guzma lifts your face off the ground and kisses you.
"I love you."
End
>>31049811
wew lad
>>31049811
The stars look bitchin' tonight
10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpqobFsotQ
Guzma x Kahili is the most superior pairing
Only because I accept the reality that they were rivals with a one sided crush involved
>>31047983they looks like big, good, strong hands, dont they?
>>31047293
Do you or anyone else who thinks this mind saying why? I'm planning on finishing it, but I won't post it here if people aren't interested in seeing it.
>>31051192
Yes. Those hands are made for protecting my heart.
>>31050473
thats just precious
>>31051680
>>31051447
Those hands are perfect for choking my neck.
>>31051711
fanTASTIC taste, anon
>>31051711
I just want him to hold both of my hands with one hand.
>>31051811
one hand on your hands, the other on your neck. Good choice!
>>31051825
But I just want him to hold my hands with one and use the other to pet my head. Treat me like a cat.
I want to see himTerrified
please hook me up with the good shit
plumeria x moon when
>>31052219
I know there's a dick in there.
>>31047156
>>31052219
Is this the shitposting general?
i want to protect his smile
>>31052219
Glad to see someone using my edit
I got this sudden urge to do Molayne and Plumeria stuff, just to make corrosion jokes.
>>31052440
someone edit this so its guzma staring at a picture of tapu cocoa
Guzmachamp slaps your girl's ass
Wat do?
why is he so perfect he's even dumb and I love em dumb.. dumb n hot
>>31052641
Adorable!
how many of you guys started squatting like your Guzma?
i bet he gives a goodtiddysuc
I translated the comic where Guzma and Chicken-chan are married cuz it's cute as hell. Note, I've only taken one quarter of japanese class but it should be (mostly) correct.
>>31053315
Is that kid supposed to be Guzma's iblliginament son?
>>31053236
Also, great job and thank you!
>>31053315
cuuute
>>31053514
>iblliginament
Are... you okay, anon?
he is darling to me
>>31053236
>>31053255
>>31053272
>>31053285
>>31053298
>>31053315
Aaaw, cute! Thanks for translating this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpqobFsotQ
Surely this beautiful gem has been posted before.
i want tohave phone sex withguzma
>>31053315
CUTEEEEEE
What type of music does Guzma listen to?
>>31056840
Dunno. The cd pile in his room doesn't tell anything of his music taste.
>>31056840
MCR, wait no, that's Gladion my bad
>>31056840
Hip hop. Similar to his theme. I don't get people who think he's only into metal or something.
ded thred
>>31053285
moon is savage
He listens to MSI
>>31053315
I love how this kid comes all the way up here, and sees this sweet little lady who used to be the champ, and when he sees her husband, this big scary guy, he's like what the fuck?
>>31056840
he looks like he'd be into 00ies Japanese gyaru scene music like Namie Amuro
>>31056840
Only the blackest of hip hop
C-can I join, guys?
Me and Squirtle wanna get real powerful!
...I think.
>>31059361
Lilleon
>>31059610
>>31059635
>>31059651
>>31047390
Where is this from?
>>31059802
A modded Sun version.
>>31052219
Plumeria getting tired of losing to Moon and domming her with her body would be pretty cool. Either that or some cute semi-tsun hand holding on the beach while Guzma and the grunts are out surfing and generally causing a ruckus
>>31060412
guzma is best daddy
>>31060412
Does he actually use a safari ball instead of a net ball or something?
>>31060440
all skulls use safari aside of gladion
>>31060445
I genuinely didn't notice this. Weird.
>>31060440
I thought Guzma used ultraballs because they matched his color scheme.
>>31053236
Danke anon
>>31053315
Super cute thanks m8
>>31056840
probably eminem
>>31059158
translation?
i want him to take my ass to poundtown
>>31061250
same
>>31061696
anon i a source i've been looking for this
>>31053255
>Torena
It's probably trainer
>>31061724http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60369683
>>31061808
god bless and god speed
>>31061935
Just spreading the love, anon
Has anyone written anything about Guzma with Nihilego or tentacles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Dfr4zDdAc
Hello
>>31047156
How tall is Guzma? I heard one anon guess around 190cm a while back since he's around the same height as kukui while slouching, any official materials?
>>31063509
I'd say he's about 6'1 at the very least, but that's just my own speculation.
>>31063509
>>31063631
yeah, i'd say he's at least 6 ft
It's my first time writing for here, think it's good enough to warrant ao3 or whatever you guys use?
http://pastebin.com/d9AWCAZx
It's plum/guz. I'm the same person who posted earlier, but no one told what exactly was bad about it so I figured I'd at least finish.
>>31063688
Taller than that, even, he's six feet at least while slouching. Probably has a few inches more when he's standing up straight too.
>>31063631
6'1 is honestly way too short for him
>>31063975
any plum x guz is appreciated
>>31063975
G o o d s h i t
>>31063975
I actually really liked the idea you had going there with Guzma not being as cool as he appears to be and is actually really fuckin' shy with women lol. You should post it to ao3 and expand on it.
>>31064082
I meant at least 6'1 while slouching lol.
>all these gays and grills who want guzma to dominate them
>not realizing Guzma wants to be dominated
Take lusamine for example, she teased Guzma all the time and turned him into her little feetboy, so much that Guzma followed her into the ultraspace knowing well that he won't be able to come back.
>>31064305
>why not both
>>31064305
>knowing well that he won't be able to come back.
Debatable imo, seems like the plan may have been to just capture one with the beast ball and then have it bring them back.
>>31064305
wrong
all that repressed rage and humiliation he wants to get rid of, it can only be done by having hard sex and then crying and talking to his partner
then he can have lovely good sex and explore his kinks a bit
>>31064305
I'd say it's more of the "sexy mother figure" headcanon a lot of people subscribe to.
>>31064305
Guzma is a good little footcuck!
so does guzma have ptsd after the nihilego attack/posession?
>>31064305
>>31064827
Bueno
late plum
Aside from the popular guzma/lusamine ship that's been going on, are there any aether/skull related ships aside from that one?
>>31064857
I like to think he lays awake at night, beating himself up and vowing to be stronger because he failed Lusamine
>>31064827
Why do Guzma and footjobs go so well together?
>>31064857
Probably, also traumatized from previous abuse.
>>31060433
link to rest of that pic?
>>31065777
this picture
>>31065777
I hate myself for liking this
>>31066740
I discovered that hot chocolate gives me diarrhea.
>ywn drink tapu cocoa with Guzma.
>>31065777
I want togive him a nylon footjob and have him cum on my tights
>>31067557
WEW
>>31066768
This is too adorable!
>>31066005you can find it quickly on /y/
also thats kukui
>>31067420
What kind of hot chocolate? There's two things that might cause that: sugar alternatives/sweetener, powdered lactose. If you find drinking chocolate and do it with water you might get a lower lactose drink than a powder that's got milk all the way through, but it won't be as sweet.
>>31065777
I like it too.
>>31067864
The powder mix.
>>31067867
Hot.
>>31067864
I've had Mexican cocoa and never had the issue, so must be the powder. Thanks!
>>31068066
Not that anon but if you can drink milk then yeah, it's probably just the chemicals. And in that case, I would just try mixing in some chocolate syrup into warm milk instead anyway.
>>31064099
>>31064121
Nice. I'm glad you guys like it
>>31064161
I'm thinking about doing a follow up where a grunt walks in on Guzma trying to get it in for the first time because he's so noisy and Plumeria teases him the whole time.
What's a good next topic? I'm thinking >>31067557
might be fun in second person style or something with tentacles with all the Nihelego in ultra space or even Lusamine's crazy form.
I also like the idea of him getting gangbanged by a bunch of aether grunts as punishment by Lusamine but I'm not sure how popular that is.
>>31065777
Because Guzma wants to get trampled under Lusamine's foot like a bug.
>>31066740
>>31066768
Thank you for translating these. Keep up the good work!
>>31068206glad ya liked my idea.What do you mean by "second person"? Likereader/Guzma?
>>31068888
Sounds like it.
>>31068957I like reader/Guzma
Also, why is he so damn spicy?
>>31068093
Sugar alternatives, especially natural plant ones, are often super diuretic, not sure about laxative but it's a similar line of bodily function.
sorry about the shit quality, I'm very sick
have a Guzma caber tossing Hau into the ocean
discuss
>>31068988
Compared to most characters with lots of screentime in their games, he has an angular and masculine appearance and either a domineering or tsundere or wanna-take-care-of-him personality traits.
Or all of them combined.I for one like breaking him and making him cry.
>>31069929I personally can't see a character who is established as putting on a tough persona to mask his insecurity while he's secretly so desperate for approval that he follows a woman into hell as a dom sort. He's classic praise kink tsundere.
>>31069989
I see him as the type whowill dom because he feels like that's what he's supposed to do but actually prefers to sub. He won't ever admit it, so you'd have to discover it for yourself and act on it.
I like him as a switch though.
>>31071370
i want them to spitroast me
>>31069929I'm very surprised there isn't more Guzma being abused by his dad stuff. I kind of want to see/read younger Guzma getting a spanking.
>>31061250
guzumizu a best
Hook me up wit da good shit
>>31072013
surprisingly i dont have much dom stuff with them
its mostly fluff
>>31072013
it is the best
>>31072066
That pic is weirdly hot. Nice dubs.
>>31072147
it is.
i want him to carry me like that and parade around showing off how im his and no one elses
>>31072185
you and me both
>>31072292
>>31072232
>>31072323
>>31072301
>>31072344
>>31072379
>>31072393
>>31072393
W E W
E
W
guess i can dump this comic, you guys have probably already seen it though.
Guzma best girl
>>31072513
Adorable! Wish there was a translation
>>31072538
if know i knew ching chong
what does hejack offto?
>>31072586
what is this picture, explain.lusumine obviously.
>>31072602
use your imagination
>>31072617
How to drink from a cup?
>>31072624
sure
>>31072538
>>31072738
i want plumeria to destroy my ass with a strap on whilst guzma facefucks me
>>31072840
>No more Guz/Plum/Moon art
Why live
>>31072909
It's been like a month since the games' release. Give it some more time.
gib pokeyman
>>31073126
>>31072909
>>31072967
And if anything, more people would have got a copy of SM as xmas gift or bought from xmas gift money, so you can reasonably expect an increase in fanworks between now and whenever school starts up again.
If I was able to discern which animation belonged to what, I'd take requests
>>31072909
I could maybe draw something if you have any ideas
>>31073193
Guzma and Plumeria bullying Moon
>>31073170
>>31073126
>>31073192
it ain't gon suck itself, /guz/
>>31073233
>>31073186Fanworks like porn.
>>31073193
this >>31073226 please for the love of god
>>31074027
>>31074091
>>31074102
The fujos must be gone because the last few threads have been very Guz/Moon heavy
>>31074202
While i'll indulge in the other stuff at times for content, this is still my favor pair.
>>31074202
The fujos must be gone because the last few threads have been very pedoshit heavy
>>31074202
>>31074234
be nice anon
>>31074102
>HANDS
>>31074238
>>31074234
>>31074202
well thats just because theyre adorable
>>31074202
And left the whiny GuzMoonfags in their place. The only fans who are consistently passive aggressive and complain when there's not enough content to their liking.
>>31074317
not everyone is like that anon, that's such a sweeping statement.
>>31074300
>>31074330
It's just patterns of behavior I've noticed over the threads. Though it's very possible that it's just been one anon the whole time.
>>31074317
>the only fans who are consistently passive agressive
do you read your own posts, anon?
>>31074330
I'll admit the last few threads kind of turned me off when some of the content I made got dismissed because it wasn't Het, so I've been a bit discouraged with posting.
I'm guessing this is just one of those phases, and the other fujo posters will be back once they make more content.
>>31074346
I don't think I'm being all that passive about it anon.
>>31074351
If there's anyone complaining about not enough het or Guzma not being dom enough, guaranteed it's certain posters.
>>31074351
Wahhh het is icky
>>31074332
>>31074351
No all the fujos migrated to the Discord and that's become it's own little circlejerk that's at odds with the thread sometimes.
>>31074342
I'd like to believe everyone here is up to content, an example, like lusumine maybe have not been my favor a few threads back people were talking fics ideas that sounded very pleasing to me. It might just be a vocal minority?
>>31074351
Im sure plenty of people have enjoyed you work here anon!
>>31074365
That's what I figured. I know there are always THOSE kinds of anons that lurk here that just want to shitstir, but you know what they say about the loudest voices...
>>31074369
Thanks for proving my point.
>>31074381
yeah, is it just me or are the fujos always the ones to start the drama
AND NOW, BACK TO YOUR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
>>31074484
>>31074475
They start drama when someone on the thread pokes fun at their particular autism sometimes. Mostly they just complain in there but sometimes it bleeds here and they post like they're the rational ones stopping threads from derailing, like it matters.
It's fun to watch though.
>>31074484
>>31074484
>>31074498
if these thread wars keep up I honestly believe these threads will cease to exist quite soon.
>>31074527
thats why we need to bury it in quality content
>>31074527
They basically already are with or without the drama. They're slow as hell with some stuff posted every now and again. This is always what happens eventually.
>>31074541
all good things end I suppose.
>>31074541
Especially when there's a discord. I don't mind them but it pretty much always evolves the same way.
writing some plum x fem reader
dont know if ill finish it because i suck at pacing, but what do y'all think so far?http://pastebin.com/j0XDjuZr
>>31074484
Plumeria looks good in this.
>>31051398
>the white haired man
>the Team Skull leader
>the beleaguered Skull boss
Stop doing this. Also the dialogue and actions are literally some harem anime shit - any character could be substituted in because Guzma here is a cipher for the forced narrative of flustered dude being hit on by all the ladies
>>31075491
>literally some harem anime shit
well yeah, have you ever read fanfiction?
i throb for him
>>31074527
It will happen anyway.
>>31074550
It would die even without the discord in the first place. I don't get why people think it's the root of evil when these threads take days to fill up. Or the board in general is slow because of the holidays. Not to mention it's not even included anymore.
>>31072538
>one of the only few pics that's sun/guzma-ish
muh indie ship
>>31074723
I like it! There's some typos and it seemed a bit rushed, but I'm diggin' it.
Thanks for Plumeria yuri content too!
>>31074723
Good shit anon
>>31072840
where's the uncensored version of this???
>>31072185
This.
Possessive Guzma is hot
As well as this picture.
>>31072840
time ta toss da pyukyemukis back in to the oceans
>>31072538
>that subtle shipping
>>31074202
That's partly because of me spamming sometimes, but am glad for the others who are doing it as well.
>>31075930
Something seems off about this anatomy.
>>31077803
I'm looking at it and it seems fine. Though the pecs are pretty small.
>>31077866
I like it but something's making my brain go 'huh?'. Maybe it's the pec thing.
>>31077677http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60467193
>>31074381
>dildo woman is a fujo
That seems hard to believe. I mean they're all self-insert shitters.
>>31079081I'm not a fujo, unless we're talking about another anon with a dildo affinity
Post wimpod
>>31079184
I can't remember if I found this here or another vp thread...
>>31079285
>sees same image posted like 10 posts above from yesterday
well, that answers my question
>>31079319
I-Its late, anon-chan. Let's try again
>tfw no gay guzma ships
I thought fujos would like that ? :(
>>31079401
Nanu. Kukui. Random male Skull grunt(s).
>>31079401
What do you mean? There's plenty of Nanu and Kukui (even with the marriage being an issue for some)
>>31079413
>>31079417
Buy are they x guzma?
>>31079455
yes
>>31079455
There's been a ton of Nanu/Guzma porn posted on here. That's the darling pairing among a little group of circlejerkers.
>>31079470
>>31079486
Ok didnt know, my apologies, please continue with any ship.
>>31079470
>>31079455
Hell, there's some pretty good smut. I think artist for that crying Guzma somewhere above posted here last week.
Guzma with ponytail is hot.
>>31079509
What?
>>31079509
This one?
>>31070007
>>31079535
Anon's probably talking about the artist for >>31070007
>>31079556
They posted porn here too? Shit, where?
>>31079568
I think anons are talking about pic related. It's based on this fic from one of the writefags here.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8955463
>>31079486
Are you being salty? Got something on your teeth? Not everyone is into NanuGuzma. And guzma threads have always been a circlejerk, so I don't understand your generalization and passive agressive attitude towards those who ship them.
I feel like there could be good content that explores Nanu's "royal" blood. Like not only does he have a lot of sway as Kahuna but he's also rich and takes care of/spoils Guzma, who's used to being neglected and not having much
I have a hard on for imbalanced dynamics like that
>>31079910
Acerola's probably delusional as a coping mechanism after having to deal with Guzma and Nanu at the same time.
New thread!
New thread!
>>31080011
>>31080011
New thread
>>31080048
New thread
>>31080048
>>31080057
Could you delete it? There was already a new one >>31080026
>>31080072
I already did, but say "please" next time.
>>31080123
Ok. Thank you.
>>31080123
>say "please" next time.
Why?