>have you ever thought about how Pokemon are slaves forced

>>31027329
>ditto is a failed mew clone

>>31027329
fuck off N.
I already told you pokemon are like sayians they were born to fight.

Pokemon become agitated and feral if they aren't used to the best of their capabilities in battle every so often, so no it's not slavery they want to fight and have a strong trainer

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>"The anime isn't really happening it's just the result of Ash being in a coma since the first episode!"

>>31027427
This one used to grind my gears a lot, and I haven't even seen the anime in over a decade.

Fan theories like these are never not annoying, it's always something outrageously fucking retarded.
It's never "Hey, what if X Y? or "Do you think Z is Q?", it's always "HEY HERE'S THIS LONG CONVOLUTED BULLSHIT I COOKED UP IN MY HEAD, DO YOU HAVE AN HOUR TO READ IT, IT'LL REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!"

>>31027718
It gets even worse when those fuckers can't tell the difference between theories and canon.

>magikarp for ubers xD

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>"What's next, a chair pokemon?"

>it was not a kiss on the lips

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>the starters are all based on the Zodiac, dude! xD

>>31027718
What I hate the most about those theories is that they're always the same shit. "X is in hell and all these other characters represent the seven deadly sins" or "x is in purgatory" or "x is just imagining everything." I can appreciate s fan theory if it's original, but these people put so little effort into them and try to pass them off as something that'll blow everyone's mind.

>>31027718
>>31027846
The annoying part about them is that you can't actually disprove them. No, they're not legitimate theories, the reason as to why you can't refute them is because every single thing about the canon is ignored. You can't win.

>>31027329
>DUUUUDE LIKE POKEMONS ACTUALLY DARK N SHIT DUUUDE LIKE SLAVERY BRO WOOOOOAAAAHHH

You're a genious OP you should get on to making a "hilarious" pokemon parody.

>>31027994
>so autistic he can't even pick up on the most obvious irony presented in text

>dude gen 1 is so glitchy you can't play it lol! look at this obscure bug that's hardly even noticeable in regular gameplay!

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>>31027994
CHRIST

>>31028023
I think you missed the joke anon.

>>31027994
Imagine being THIS autistic

>>31027994
That's LITERALLY the observation OP was making, Spergerking.

>>31027765
Oh yeah, for example: headcanons on tumblr are their own kettle of autistic fish.

>LAvender town is scary lol

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>ha ha did you know you kill Gary's Rattata?

>>31028735
The music has kind of the right eerie/melancholic tune going for it, I'll give people that.

But unless you have a vivid animation and you were raised on creepypasta, I think not.

>Any time some smartass tries to explain how Pokémon or any fantasy setting wouldn't work in the real world despite it being blatantly obvious.

>>31029246
How else will he impress you with his intellect or sharp wit?

>>31029589
>ALCHEMY

>>31028846
This one pisses me off so much.