Is there anything /vp/ does not (or isn't able to) fap to?

I've gotten off to the thought of a Tapu Bulu using Wood Hammer on my Pyukumuku and dying to recoil and Innards Out.

I've already seen people think that Pyukumuku sex would be hot because it would be oral+anal+a handjob at the same time

File: IMG-20161220-WA0005.jpg (14KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 320x320px

>>31020013
>>31020024

Wouldn't it be hot if an Alolan youngster got bullied by his friends to put his dick in a Pyuku? He'd be be embarrassed but he had to do it, so he asked his best friend to accompany him and help find one. Eventually they find one hiding behind a big rock at a beach. The youngster would stare at it nervously while the Pyuku would just stare back with its blank emotionless expression, it not even having a proper brain. After intoxicating the Pyuku with some Sea Incense, the two boys managed to pull the Pyuku off the rocks without it aggro-ing, but the effort and the hot Alolan sun would have left them with quite the sweat. Slowly, the dared youngster would prod and pry at the Pyuku's mouth and stick it in. The intoxicated Pyuku would convulse slightly and tighten to the boy's panic. He quickly withdrew his finger only to find that the Pyuku's slimy innards had latched on to his finger. His friend would be especially grossed by the sight and tell the youngster to hurry up and get it over with, and proceed to turn away.
The youngster lowers his pants, revealing his untanned nether regions and his genitals. Using the same hand covered in the Pyuku innards, he begins to touch his penis, at first with his bare skin but then rubbing it against the gooey white intestines. At this point the dazed Pyuku begins to stir and it feels its innards touching something warm and hard. It wakes up and reels its innards back into its mouth, pulling in the youngster by his dick which was wrapped in said intestines. The youngster let out a yelp of surprise, and his friend who was on the lookout whispered angrily to be quiet and not attract attention, only to turn around and see what happened.
The Pyuku was awake and agitated and latched on to the youngster crotch while the youngsters dick was deep inside its body. The sensation of the Pyuku's soft intestines compressed in its small body around the youngsters dick was pure ecstasy. Cont

Someone post the pyukumuku fic in which it gets fuged in all holes by boys on a beach.

>>31020225
>>31020231
pottery

He would begin stroking his own member jealously while his friend was getting the blowjob of a lifetime. Then he remembered what the ancient Alolan's used to say, that a Pyuku's mouth and anus could were pretty much interchangable. With this knowledge, he went over to his orgasming friend and grabbed the other end of the Pyuku, and thrusted his hardened member inside. This end had a lot more of the slimy intestines compared to its mouth, which meant a lot more resistance, but through sheer determination he squeezed through it in a single thrust. The youngster and his friend gasped as both their penises met and touched inside the Pyuku's body, covered in the now warm, caressing and stimulating innards. The two friends momentarily woke from their incredible ecstasy and looked in each others eyes. They then kissed passionately, their tounges invading each others mouths as the Pyuku's stimulations intensified. The two friends gripped the Pyuku harder, thrusting and thrusting, their prepubescent penises swollen to adult sizes, not clashing head on with each other, but sliding against each other inside the Pokemon. At last they couldn't handle it anymore and with one final thrust from each they leaned and came together while the Pyuku's innards gave one final squeeze. Slowly, those innards relaxed and massaged their penises, letting all the cum flow out as their dicks deflated. The two friends lay down on the sandy beach, the Alolan sun's glaring down on them with its warmth. The Pyuku, tired from all the exertion, fell asleep, making soft cooing noises accompanied by a slight gurgling of semen. As per Alolan tradition, the two boys carried the now slightly heavier Pyuku and threw it into water, letting the waves take it away.
The two friends then washed themselves in the sea, and went home, knowing that the Pyuku would return and would be waiting in the same spot.

Anyone got the sequel where their dicks get burned off?

>>31020233
Well, someone did it while I was typing my post >>31020231

File: 59483821_p0.jpg (1MB, 2480x3507px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2480x3507px

This girl masturbates using Pyukumukus.

innards out is a mistranslation of anal prolapse

fact

>>31020266
>pyukumuku decided to make her ass its home
>no matter how many times she chucks it away it always comes back
>either has to starve it to death to be free of it or give up and accept its ownership of her ass and live what what that means for her professional, private, and love life

context: an npc says something

File: 1480849464338.jpg (57KB, 664x800px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 664x800px

>>31020299
I want to make Lana's ass my home. By which I mean I want to stuff my dick balls deep inside and never take it out again.

File: Sea_cucumber_vp_Banner_0.png (40KB, 468x60px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 468x60px

>>31019991

File: pyuku.jpg (288KB, 1301x529px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 1301x529px

>>31021326

cuckolding?

>>31019991
...Has someone fapped to the 4chan ads yet?

>>31022286
Not yet but i am curious of the source for the ecchi ad anyone knows?

File: 1479713847524.png (218KB, 532x767px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 532x767px

>>31021410
>>31020225
>>31020239