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>Pheromosa
It can help with last-minute christmas shopping, I guess.

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It can sing for us.

>Pyukumuku
Idk I guess they're a nice decoration

>Cottonee
We can... i don't know, use it as a pillow, i guess? Just try to keep it away from my dog and we should be good.

>Slaking
Yeah just go sleep in the yard or whatever.

>torterra
literally my mom's christmas tree

>Cryogonal
It's a Christmas miracle!

>Growlithe
Yay I always wanted a puppy for Christmas.And it can lit up the fireplace too.

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>>31005120
I think it was be a warm christmas with a cottonee

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it's just a christmas tree

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>Tsareena
Time to be a sex slave for Christmas!

>>31005776
>you and your family have to spend christmas with that pokemon.
not sure if you'd want that in front of your family

>Cutiefly
Hopefully no one kills it with a flyswatter on accident.

>>31005838
Yeah.

>Walrein

Paint him red and we can pretend it's Santa

>>31005120
>Espeon
magic tricks and security guard i guess?

>>31005294
>>31005586
comfy as fuck

>happiny
not much changes aside from having a cute small pink thing that gives people stones

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Huh. This actually would be pretty neat.

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>Toucannon
How do you celebrate Christmas with a bird?

>Abra
Guess it'll probably just sleep.

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>>31005120
Christmas Tree, woo!

>Abra

Did I get it from a child in Japan?

>Delcatty
Are you a dog, or a cat?

Diancie - mega
So we're rich now, not this bad

>>31005940
by giving it bird seed as a present, its just a bird so don't expect anything in return

Litwick

ouo

*notices flame*

>>31005120
Brave Yveltal
well fuck everything

>Gligar

Hm. Fairly deadly. Not sure what I'd do with it, considering I'm very indifferent to Gligar.

>>31006334
Just give it cupcakes and watch the harbringer of death instantly turn into an adorable puppy

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>>31006326

>>31006326
>>31006456
(O++O)

>Vanillite

Holy shit 10/10

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This dude's getting all the leftovers

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>spending christmas alone

okay

>>31005120
>Mega Pidgeot
comfy christmas, he isn´t that useful but he´s cool

>>31005120
Lycanroc Day
I have to go get another bag of dog treats

>lonely trevenant

We get to decorate him!

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>>31005120
Neat, huh?

>mesprit
uhh...?

>>31005120
>golbat
It's a bat with a grossly enlarged mouth that likes drinking blood, including that of humans. If it isn't tamed I'd have to lock it in the closet or something so it doesn't drain the blood of my family.

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>a tibetian ferret just stares at us

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im going to get killed

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fucked level: somewhat

>A-Persian
Must have smelled the lasagna we're cooking

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Basically a massive ayy lmao, we will dress it as a Christmas tree

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>>31005120
Well, at least he's Jolly about it.

>Bellossom

Feliz Navidad, friends.

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I CANT BREATHE

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>>31007035

>not teaching it the true meaning of Christmas and causing it to evolve into Crobat

>Raticate
the fuck, idk

>Helioisk
i dont know tell everybody its a muppet

>>31005940
https://youtu.be/hEvGKUXW0iI

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We're Fucked

>>31005120
>Umbreon

I don't know how to feel honestly.

>>31008729
Thanks, anon

>>31008730
No leftovers

>>31005120
>Cosmog
A cute and comfy Christmas.

>Giratina
M-merry Christmas, Mr. Satan, sir.

>>31005120
>Donphan
We have a fucking Elephant destroying the house.

>Lax Mega Absol

I g-guess it's just a minor christmas disaster then...maybe the roast will be burnt

>comfey
Hopefully my sister doesn't try to wear it as a flower crown

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>>31005120
Not bad

Quiet Swirlix

Uh... not fucked, but helped? Maybe make Christmas candies? I dunno.

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>>31005120
Since it's not snowing I guess he can make it snow

>Carvanha
Well I guess it's fish dinner for christmas.

>Staryu

Makes for a neat tree decoration i guess.

>Silcoon

Well shit, I guess I'll just throw it into a corner or something and let it do its thing.

>vibrava
pretty pleasant i guess

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uuuuh....guess he could keep us warm?

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aaaaaaaaaand there goes the house.