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Look at this sexy motherfucker.
Is Decidueye the most well-designed Pokemon of all time? I honestly think it is. It's definitely the best starter. It has a theme, personality, and just the right amount of details. Not over-designed, not bland. He's badass. He's a gentlemen. He's a Pokemon of fine taste.
I was excited for Owltair, and, somehow, what we got was even better. It boggles my mind to think that there are people out there who like Incineroar and Primarina more than Decidueye. How fucking shit can your taste be?
Pre-oparina is the most disgusting Pokemon I've ever seen. I didn't think Game Freak could get any more degenerate, but holy shit was I wrong. If your Pokemon has only a 12% chance of not being an abomination, then you fucked up. But the crazy thing is, Pre-oparinautists actually LIKE the fact that their seal (male) has a dick! Ballio would have been 10,000x better than this disgrace.
I will give Incineretards some credit; at least they've come to terms with the fact that they like penis. Because you would have to be literally gay to like Incineroar. There's no way Game Freak didn't have faggots in mind when creating this Pokemon. His mannerisms, look (Those fuckawful proportions), and theme (Wrestling is gay) were all custom made for people who chainsmoke cock. Imagine a fat neckbeard steaming up his 3DS screen while he rubs a cartoon tiger's crotch in a video game - that's the average Incineretard.
On top of all this, he's prime OU material as well! Those other two fuckos are certified NU - just like the males that use them.
So, what say you? Do you agree? Do you have any rebuttals against the arguments laid before you?
>Shoots a Spirit Shackle at the Pre-oparinautists, trapping them at their computers while they look at tranny porn
>Unleashes a devastating Sinister Arrow Raid on the Incineretards, ruining their cum-stained fursuits
Yeah........ Didn't think so.
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>>30991125
a couple paragraphs of butthurt with some finishing salt.
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>>30991125
You make me ashamed to like Decidueye. I'm just going to assume you're a false-flagging shitposter.
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Is this the new copypasta?
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it's got the best shiny tbqh
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>>30991125
TL;DR
Then you finished it with roleplaying.
Are all Rowlettards this autistic?
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First the Tumblrina.gif poster, now this. Why are people so mad about these starters?
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>>30991125
this better be nothing more than an ironic shitpost
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>>30991125
This is isn't even the first time you've posted this. Back to le reddit with you, nu-male.
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>>30991125
Look at this sexy motherfucker.
Is Decidueye the most well-designed Pokemon of all time? I honestly think it is. It's definitely the best starter. It has a theme, personality, and just the right amount of details. Not over-designed, not bland. He's badass. He's a gentlemen. He's a Pokemon of fine taste.
I was excited for Owltair, and, somehow, what we got was even better. It boggles my mind to think that there are people out there who like Incineroar and Primarina more than Decidueye. How fucking shit can your taste be?
Pre-oparina is the most disgusting Pokemon I've ever seen. I didn't think Game Freak could get any more degenerate, but holy shit was I wrong. If your Pokemon has only a 12% chance of not being an abomination, then you fucked up. But the crazy thing is, Pre-oparinautists actually LIKE the fact that their seal (male) has a dick! Ballio would have been 10,000x better than this disgrace.
I will give Incineretards some credit; at least they've come to terms with the fact that they like penis. Because you would have to be literally gay to like Incineroar. There's no way Game Freak didn't have faggots in mind when creating this Pokemon. His mannerisms, look (Those fuckawful proportions), and theme (Wrestling is gay) were all custom made for people who chainsmoke cock. Imagine a fat neckbeard steaming up his 3DS screen while he rubs a cartoon tiger's crotch in a video game - that's the average Incineretard.
On top of all this, he's prime OU material as well! Those other two fuckos are certified NU - just like the males that use them.
So, what say you? Do you agree? Do you have any rebuttals against the arguments laid before you?
>Shoots a Spirit Shackle at the Pre-oparinautists, trapping them at their computers while they look at tranny porn
>Unleashes a devastating Sinister Arrow Raid on the Incineretards, ruining their cum-stained fursuits
Yeah........ Didn't think so.
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>>30991125
It's one of the worst starters ever. Possibly worse than Samurott.
Forced ghost type, no plant features aside from leaf cloak, and completely nonsensical bow gimmick. On top of not being able to use it while it flies, kind of like Samurott's quadruped swordsman problem, its bow literally wouldn't work unless its arm detaches from its body. See gif.
>b-but muh fiction
Suspension of disbelief has a limit, and moreover, this isn't some abstract fiction, it's based on a real thing: a bow and arrow. And when it's so far removed from the thing it's based on, why bother forcing said thing in the first place? It just feels misplaced. They even went so far as giving it magic "ghost arrows" just to make a lick of sense, but if they're magic why the hell would they need the bow? The whole design is convoluted and forced.
It's more aesthetic than the other two, but far from "well-designed." It's flawed on an fundamental level.
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>>30991125
>posting numel
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>>30991498
This comment blew my mind when it was first posted,and provides a invicile argument for decinumale haters.I will save it and post again when i find another owltard thread.
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>>30991125
>he
Yeah ok, OP. Good bait.
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>>30991498
Is this pasta?
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