>Mommy finally buys me a copy of Pokemon Moon
>She says I can't open it until Christmas
*sigh*
>Moon
>>30989129
How old are you?
>he hasn't been giving enough blowie joeys to get the GBP to open it early
>>30989170
My nigga.
>tfw too intelligent to play Moon
>>30989129
>tfw i have enough good boy points to open christmas presents early
>this thread
it's like I'm really on /b/
>>30989181
> intelligent
> posting on underage bait thread
>>30989129
fuck her, ask your stepdad if you can open it
>>30990864
>tfw to inteligent too be 13
>>30989129
>Buy my own copy of XY with my GBP
>Mom makes me wait to open it
>Throw a fucking fit
>Curse her out, smear my shit all over the bathroom
>Parents are furious, go into GBP deficit for almost a year, but they never pull that shit again
It was worth it.
>>30990864
You know you can be banned just for joking that you're underage right?
>>30990864
>>30990864
Fact: It is against the rules to be underaged, even on SFW boards.
>>30991348
Sshhh
>>30990864
Enjoy your ban nigger.
>>30991373
>!Sempai.oWA
Hi there!
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>>30991373
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>30991389
>racism
enjoy your ban too
>>30990864
Dumb frogposter.
>>30991421
hnnnngggffff
just fuck off
>>30991476
stay mad bigot
>>30991536
You think you are "mature" to stay there, but you neither worry to read the rules nor lurk more. When you are into a new community and want to stay sociable, you should respect their behavior or then gtfo. "Nigger" is a common thing here among with many others.
>>30990864
>User was banned for this post
Do it, mods.
>>30989129
>Ordering new gen Pokémon games for Christmas
Shigyy diggy doo
>>30990864
>>30991348
Told you retard.