Can we all agree that this is the Pokémon and only Pokémon

>>30985652
Rephrase that in a less autistic way.

>>30985652
>touch it

oh shit nigga wtf are you doing

>>30985652
>what is pidgey
>what is ekans
>what is herdier
>what is toucannon

>>30985689
They can't be in real life because they're too cartoony

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>>30985652
Baltoy and some of the simpler objectmons
Dhelmise

>>30985726
Show me something that looks exactly like that.

>>30985743
Just take some seaweed and shape it that way

>>30985652
Kartana clearly isn't made of paper as we understand it, so no.

>>30985801
Phisically impossible to shape it perfectly the same, Dhelmise has some volume on the top and middle, also it has no wrinkles.

>>30985652
Xurkitree

>>30985652
So you're saying that the UB Dimension is the real life dimension?

>>30985854
too bad that the irl version wouldn't dance

>>30985854
Again, there's nothing that phisically looks exactly like a Xurkitree

>>30985652
>they made sure to fit the legs into the body and make separate sleeve details on the arms
Damn, where can I get the instructions.

>>30985933
Nvm found a suspicious .rar file that might have it.

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>>30985886

>>30985974
make sure not to kill your pc my dude

>>30985986
that comes pretty close

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>>30985886
Wrong.

>>30985986
No. I said exactly

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Luvdisc?

Porygon was the first Pokemon to exist in a virtual enviorment for us since 1996

>>30985992
On second thought yeah I'll just eyeball it, a random spanish blogspot with blue text everywhere is kind of suspicious.

>>30986014
Which is what was posted. Fuck off

>>30986034
No, fuck you, there are no leds on that thing that you call Xuriktree, also the plug comes from a real plug dude.

>>30985853
>what is stacking seaweed
>what is pressing seaweed
>what is common stylized skin texture in pokemon

>tfw living in a 2D animu Pokemon world is physically impossible
>tfw living in a 3D Pokemon world would be extremely uncanny

kill me

>>30986030
Which is not a real life environment. You can't have contact phisically with a Porygon

>>30986014
if you're using the image you posted in the OP as proof of the possibility of kartana "existing", why wouldn't you accept a modified version of >>30985986
as proof that xurkitree could "exist"?

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>>30986116

How autistic are you? The fuck anon

>>30986083
>Salty op depressed he got btfo

Learn how to spell "physically" and stop jerking off over origami.

>>30985886
Xurkitree is literally just a bunch of wires and zip ties. You could replicate it easily.

>>30985652
Ah but anon the creases around that imposter Kartana don't match its design, therefore Kartana can't exist in our world.

>>30985652
It has an extra folding mark on the right leg. Not exact, can't exist. Fuck off op