ITT: You post a pokemon you don't like and Anons explain

Having clawed hands revokes its status as a bird and makes it pure dinosaur

Everyone loves dinosaurs

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>>30970957

>>30970957
>I hate it because it's good

>>30970870
Because its basis is really interesting. It's based on, like, 5 or 6 distinct things. It's pretty cool for that reason.

Also, if you don't mind its non-avian looks, it's pretty well designed, even if it looks weirdly like a human. don't let the fact that the trend kept going for 4 gens dissuade you from its design; it was a nice break from the norm at the time.

>>30970957
Bulky genie is pretty cool. Once you get passed the "they're just clones!" mindset he actually looks really neat. Plus the Therian form is excellent. Floating lion tiger thing seems cool to me.

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>>30970870

>>30971896
I heard somewhere that its antlers are supposed to look like eyes. Made the design slightly more tolerable and less generic for me.

>>30971873
>Blaziken is probably based on a cockfighting chicken
Holy shit it's 10 times better already

>>30970957
Fuck I don't know. I guess Lando-T keep the meta together

>>30971896
Its horns that look like eyes gimmick is pretty cool. Especially when you consider that is gets Intimidate. It's something that when you realize it all makes sense

>>30971910
It makes sense lore-wise and when you get past the whole 'muh bandit' thing it's actually a nice design. Though they could give it a bit more red and orange colors.

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The damn ear hair. It just looks so wrong and artificial, especially on the ingame 3d model.

>>30972364
Erhmmm... It's typing is unique?

>>30970957
Ground/flying is a respectable type I guess?

>>30972728
Cool. How does it use it?

>>30972813
It's horn can be a wonderful dildo.

>>30972931
I-... Ice hammer.

>>30972364
The dex says it can shoot its arms like missles.
That's pretty neat.

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Hard mode: No using "It's supposed to be a mimic archetype in rpgs," reasoning.

>>30973148
Pollen Puff is neat.
You can also do Quiver Dance/Baton Pass faggotry.
also it's fucking adorable

>>30972364
The concept is really interesting and unexpected. It's supposed to look ugly and it wrecks shit ingame

>>30972523
It generates heat. That's also why it gets bigger as it evolves. Also I think your autism is just getting into you too much, it's not human ear hair. It's basically fur

>>30973082
cute

>>30973062
cool

>>30973061
It's a simple yet iconic design. Doesn't get any better than that.

>>30973061
It Self Destructs so you don't have to see it anymore.

>>30973062
It summoned legendaries in secret to fight off the Ultra Beasts, so the Megaverse wouldn't have the same ate as the original one.

>>30973148
It's cute and wrecks shit ingame

>>30973244
>Doesn't get any worse than that.
FTFY

>>30973270
It can pick up a rock and blast its own head off.

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>>30973284
Here, I found a better version of Voltorb you might like.

>>30973391
What does a Digimon have to do with Voltorb here?

>>30972364
It hits like a goddamn freight train.

>>30973848
Tsareena using Bloom Doom looks like some actual Magical Girl shit

>>30970870
A Chicken that can kick some serious ass.
If you want to win any battle facilities, this dude + some pokemon to cover for it's weakness will bring you victory without any sort of effort.

Mega Blaziken is one of the best pokemon you can use in the game.

>>30974725
Diaper beam

>>30974649
Permanent charger

>>30971910
The harem bullshit and "new waifumon" stuff is just the fandom being shitty despite what the dex says. At the end of the day, Salazzle is just a speedy venom dinosaur that melts machines.

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>>30973270
It shoots geodudes out of its arms

>>30974085
Well, you stumped me.

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Go right fucking ahead. Do it.

>>30973875
It's a manly boxer dude wearing a dress
It learns all the elemental punches in level 26 which makes fun to use him in game
It's a total bro

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>>30976302
It's good for bullying, especially the pink ones

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>>30976302

it evolves into discodeer

>>30978574

>tanky
>wide movepool
>based on a ripened chesnut hence the colour
>cute goofy smile in amie
>intimidating but gentle

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I dont hate it, but I dont like it at all. Help plis.

>>30970957
The flying tiger design is dope, and you should consider how important of a role Lando serves, keeping so many possible threats in check. Without him, people would've REALLY called last gen the "stall gen", since shit like Mega-lopunny, Mega-metagross, Mega-Hitmonchan and many others would've been banned for being too good. In a way, he is the glue that held the meta together.

>>30971910
Its a catwoman-esque kind of thief, using charm to lure its enemies and defeat them. Its also very good in battle, I really like the hyper-offense style it has and its speed tier and attack are good enough to make dents or outright OHKO so many mons.

>>30972364
the claws are like boxing pads, so its like a "student becomes the master" sort of deal with crawbrawler.

>>30972813
Its harmlessly cute

>>30973062
confined is better, but this guy is cool too, the dimension holes are very neat and its signature moves are amazing in regards to their animations.

>>30973148
Its an ass-kicking navi

>>30973875
its muhammad ali

>>30974085
Its bulky as fuck, and a proof of verilis' stupidity, that accounts for something, right?

>>30978574
Its a knight, and works off well of the other starters of its gen. Its an amazing tank (or at least was in gen 6) and its ability will often surprise you and your opponent.

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>>30979311
I like how it can transform its whole body into a massive drill

>>30979369

It's also tiny but murders everything.

>>30973148
diaper beam lol

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I'm a Charizardfag but Mega X ruined him for me.

>>30970957
Genie form everyone should hate. GF should feel bad for that. The lion form looks pretty cool though, even if it's face looks a bit... Not.

>>30974085
It's a giant dragon slug that is damn near unkillabke in the rain. How is that not cool?

>>30973848
It has a lot of options in competitive if you're that way inclined. Bulky sets can make nice use of trop kick and synthesis (and Defog for 6v6 mode), scarf sets can be nice with its ability and the few bits of coverage that it gets, assault vest is good etc.

>>30979587
Oops, rapid spin not defog

>>30979492
I used to hate him too. "Why the fuck is he black and blue now? Why did they make him part Dragon-type? Why are they pandering so hard to the shittiest part of the fan-dumb?"

But then I realized there's actually a basis for his design. Mega Charizard Y is supposed to represent a rising sun and X is supposed to be a Corona.

I still don't really like it but I don't hate it anymore.

>>30979492
It has a cool color scheme and like, fucking blue flames. That's super hot. And it's also strong and lets Charizard be physical. Oh and it also awakens a dragon in him, so that he finally becomes a dragon

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Protip: You can't

>>30979623
At least it's not Tranny Poster Child or Sausagefingers McEdge.

>>30979631
No, it's Decidnumale instead; even worse

>>30979680
>decidueye
>worse than primarina

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>>30979631
>>30979623
>>30979680
they all have nice fanart and work off one another pretty well.

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>>30978574
Best tank in UU
Large but friendly
Total bro

>>30970870
Z-Mirror Move/Baton Pass/Speed Boost shenanigans.

>>30972250
[insert region] Stantler. Normal/Ghost. Make it look purple and ghostly, and make the antler eyes more apparent and spooky. I'd love ti see more shitmons getting a regional variant that brings it up and makes it useful.

>>30972813
If not for MLP you'd hate it less. You know this is true. I never payed any attention to the bronies and ignored all that shit, and I like Keldeo. It's sort of adorable, and it's really good.

>>30973270
Eviolite Rhydon

>>30973208
>You can also do Quiver Dance/Baton Pass faggotry.

Put it next to an Oricorio in Doubles.

> Ribombee used Quiver Dance!
> Oricorio's Dancer activated!
> Oricorio used Quiver Dance!
> Oricorio used Revelation Dance!

>>30973148
Also, Ribombee is fucking adorable.

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>>30978579
bully is bad

>>30974649
It's probably the best mascot we could get being kinda cool and kinda cute at the same time. Imagine what would happen if they choose Clefairy instead. Pokemon could be actually dead

>>30974725
It's a cute little lion that looks like it wants to rob a bank but its disguise was to small and it ripped

>>30978579
It's a cute panda that believed in a fair fight but got corrupted because of bad influences

>>30979311
It always looked tribal to me. Maybe that could help


>>30979623
None of the Alola starters are bad. You're just filled with owlfags hate

>>30979623
The wings look like a cape when down, which is pretty cool.

>>30973062
You shouldn't like it

>>30973273
>so the Megaverse wouldn't have the same ate as the original one.
Is this stupid headcannon still going on?

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>>30980141
Some anon said in his headcanon that it's a third evolution of Cosmog that couldn't evolve at the Altar of the Sunne/Moone.Also it reflects any and all light that falls on it.Also,the lower part of its torso is kind of like another head.

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>>30970870

>>30970957
It's a better tiger pokemon than Incineroar.

>>30970870
One of the few Pokemon who've defeated a Charizard, one of the most overhyped Pokemon.

>>30973148
One of the few fast gen vii Pokemon. Give it Quiver Dance and watch it wreck shit.

>>30974748
lol

>>30974085
It's the first friendly looking pseudo since Dragonite. All others before lookd ferocious and mad for no reason at all.

>>30980141
>minior
>mini ore
>those triangles under its eyes
>tfw this is what happens when a shiny minior breaks its outer shell and evolves
>it is now a finely cut gem as opposed to a rough gemstone/ore

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>>30970870
The cock it's based off is rad as fuck.

>>30973875
OH MY GOD IT'S JACKIE CHAN!

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WORST
POKEMON
EVER

>>30981681
I wouldn't like to stumble across this guy in a dark alleyway

>>30982380
I don't understand how anyone could not like Jesus lizard.

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>>30973061
It'd be cooler with giant, gnashing teeth

>>30973082
It's a pokemon primarily concerned with its own lifecycle. From sprout to flower to dandelion puff, spreading its seeds far and wide. I don't know how to explain it exactly, but it feels very 'organic' if that makes any sense.

>>30979690

It is though.

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>>30979574
I know that it has some pretty doofy faces, but its still a sentient colony of goose barncales armed with razor sharp claws. Also, they don't have mouths. Just eyes.

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>>30979623
A hooded nocturnal bird of prey is a pretty cool pokemon. Owls are already so stealthy that they act like ghosts anyway. You're probably just soured on it by its obnoxious fans.

>>30971127
Thank you genies

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>>30982380
They literally just colored it yellow. I bet you hate cool lizards in real life too, you killjoy.

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Hard mode: nothing involving its competitive ability.

>>30983267
It has the key to your heart <3

>>30983267
its supposed to be the reason your keys are always missing. Its a little mischievous asshole, a cute and little mischievous asshole.

>>30971127
THANK YOU GENIES

>>30983227
Lopunny porn is gorgeous.

>>30983227
the mega is amazing and shits on stall

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literally pinata gone wrong with an ass for a face

>>30983500
>>30983520
I have trouble believing either of these.

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Hard mode: No "It's a heel and that totally makes up for its shit design" nonsense.

>>30984556
It looks like a goofy cartoon villain, and the thing about him being nice to wounded pokemon and kids is adorable

>>30984932
its the pseudo slayer

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>>30981134
>>30984556
They bothered to create a distinct and great personality for it and really polished up its in game animations. It's the best bromon there is

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>>30979311
>Mega-Hitmonchan

>>30985323
shit, meant mega-Medicham, I fucked that up badly

>>30984932

It's metaphorically hot.

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>>30983816
Cute
Also its animation is great

>>30985045
They bothered to create a distinct and great personality for an entire species.

>>30985763
Does it really bother you? Because it was a thing since gen 1

>>30985548
I like to look at it's mouth as its chin and it's teeth as big marks on its head.

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The design doesn't appeal to me in any way.

>>30971910
F A I R Y K I L L E R

>>30976397
>If I ignore what the pokedex says then I can I just say that its harems are just made up from fans.

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>>30986770
>>30979623
>>30979631
>>30981134
>>30984556

>>30983046
its bag is its tail

>>30986918
Wait, what? What the fuck? I liked it every since I play the minigame about it in Pokemon Stadium, but wtf, I love Delibird now.

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>>30986918
I had never noticed that until now. Makes it much more messed up when you see it pulls shit out of there to attack.

Delibird is for company in the holidays, not for battles.

>>30972813
>descarga (1).jpg

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i love mzard y, but x never really hit home with me, overpandering and putting it in everything doesnt make up for a ok at best design. why should i like it?

>>30979611
this entire reply just makes me hate it and its fanbase more.

>>30983908
Ha no one even tries

>>30970870
it was originally latios
>>30970957
It is a staple in Competitive i guess?
>>30971896
The horns are supposed to be deer wards, tantler is literally a deer that chases off deers. its also found in the route of johto where Nara park is, which is known for its deers.
>>30971910
It burns its own bodily fluids, which is pretty cool, also its a femme fatale
>>30972364
Its supposed to look like a country pumpkin with boxing gloves, omewhat looking like a drunken fist master
>>30972523
The white tip on its chest is mimicking a wizard beard
>>30972813
It shoots water from its hooves
>>30973061
Electrodes mouth looks like voltorbs eye
>>30973082
its evo line is "hop-skip- jump"
>>30973148
its the fastest non UB in alola, it also kills bees
>>30973270
It shoots geodudes from its arms
>>30973848
Its a can can dancer i guess?
>>30973875
It evolves trough defence, but uses an offensive fighting style

>>30974085
Everyone hates it for giving slimy hugs
>>30974649
It grills berries with its ears
>>30974725
Litten and Litleo is close enough you can ignore one of them, also see their full evos names
>>30976302
Seasons isnt coming back making it cosmetic, its also based on a ballerina
>>30978574
It a Paladin, all i got
>>30978579
Its has a really unique evo method that literally says it got influenced in a bad way
>>30978588
SAWS stands for summer autumn winther spring
>>30979311
It pierces the heavens
>>30979492
BLASTO BAARN memes
>>30979574
It has pickpocket because its a thief
>>30979623
The cap is a falconeers cap, even with the feather
>>30980141
It will join Zygardes no game club
>>30981134
Its not fire/fighting i guess?
>>30982380
Clemonts design is based around it
>>30983046
It was revealed onc christmas
>>30983227
Its a playboy bunny who is a klutz?
>>30983267
The keys arent part of its designs, it merely steals them
>>30983816
Makes for a perfect Kumagawa joke
>>30983908
Japanese name is "boober" because its a boobie, also its body is an egg, same with magmortar
>>30985548
It a stewing pot, hence it learns scald
>>30986413
the belt isnt clothes, but its actual body
>>30986624
It was originally a german tank dragon, the stomach is conveyor belts
>>30987114
Its skirt is the lower part of the skull, vullaby has the upper half as a diaper

all i got, merry christmas /vp/