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Are alolan pagans the most cucked """people""" in history?
>were never good enough to setup their own Pokémon league until recently
>their first Pokémon league champion is a literal who, who just moved to Alola
>all their "cities" are literally a bunch of small houses together, and their grandest buildings are hotels for tourists
>worship random Tapus and also let the Tapus choose their leaders for them
>richest people in Alola aren't even alolans (colress, the aether family)
>island trails because they're too primitive to set up a real gym
>recreate the Nugget bridge team rocket situation because team skull isn't even a real mafia even with the lack of a competent Alolan police force
Who /unovan/ master race here?
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>>30957382
>Braviary carried me through the Alolan E4. In particular, it singlehandedly swept the heiress to Alolan royalty. Coincidence? I think not.
...But... wait a second. The player character is from Kanto. Kanto's Japan... Japan dominates Hawai-OH THOSE SUMBITCHES
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Kahli's family is probably rich to some degree.
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>>30957382
Sounds exactly like the real world's Hawaii.
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>mfw OP doesn't realize the gym challenge is globalist culture that just spread to Alola
>mfw Alola getting it late shows more local culture than outside cuckoldry
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>you plasy as a literally who from kanto
>kanto is japan
>Alola is Hawai
PEARL HARBOR CONFORMUD
>PEARL
REMAKES CONFORMUD
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>>30957382
Kantonians will always be the worst
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>>30957382
>/pol/tards crossboarding to /vp/
We don't take kind of your ppl in here
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>>30957382
>/pol/tards are underaged unovabortions
Color me surprised.
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>>30958899
Nigger what so /pol/ about this thread? Not even a single mention of trump and you post that criminal bitch who stole a historical fight with bernie and trump.
Get your shit outta here
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>>30957382
You do realize that unova just bought out alola, right?
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>>30958873
>>30958899
>>30958956
Fucking Redditors, if anything this thread is more like /int/ crossposting, also daily reminder that /vpol/ rules this board.
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>>30958956
Saw this thread on /pol/ this morning.
OP just made his twist to make it Pokémon related
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>>30959000
Get out, newshit.
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>>30957382
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>>30958772
E kala mai. You seem to be mistaken dear cousins. The Tapus are in full control of the situation along with their chosen Kahunas. Please do not spew such globalist nonsense at this time my tourist friends. The Alolan culture both past and present is still going strong. We assure you that we very much enjoy our foreign Haole guests as well as our local kama'aina. Perhaps some Tapu Cocoa and a flower lei will calm your nerves. Please enjoy your vacation andspend lots of moneyenjoy your stay in our dear Alola.
Me ka aloha pumehana,
The Alolan Board of Tourism.
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>>30959034
The thread is pretty much /int/ styled though. Faggots from /pol/ need to stop attributing everything to themselves including the poo in loo and Australian shitposters memes.
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