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>>30954542
Obligatory
I want to kiss this man
>>30954586
That smug look is delicious.
I always imagine those glasses as swim goggles
>>30954603
Lord help me, for I have fallen.
I seriously don't understand the appeal of this shit character, so much that he has a thread dedicated to him
>wigger
>barely does shit
>pokemon suck
>team skull is garbage
>>30954610
Oh man, let me lick his face
>>30954630
>>30954624
how dare u
>>30954624
see you next thread senpai
>>30954653
Pay no attention to them.
Here's a quick doodle because I saw a link to my blog the previous thread.
>>30954619
I want torun my fingers along that stomach until he laughs and pushes me away
>>30954673
>>30954679
BUENO
A or B?
Is his hair naturally white or dyed?
Discuss Guzma hair.
>>30954679
That is so beautiful and delicious.
>>30954685
I do too, anon.
>>30954630
>ywn lick guzma's face after a beach day with him and his golisopod
end my life now
>>30954699
I always thought it was natural. I like a mixture of both.
>>30954679
omg amazing, wonderful, wowI love your OCs
>>30954813
Guzma Goes To Warped Tour 2007
>>30954699
I like B and for me it's natural
>>30954699
I think it's naturally that way. It's the Pokemon world, after all.
>>30954858
>ywn wrap your arms around his waist
>>30954624
then why do you keep coming?
i think you and your repressed feelings should have a talk
finally made OCstill depressed though oh well
>>30954858
If anyone's interested,I know I amthe artist actually makes dakimakuras, so cudding ya boi is entirely possiblehttp://mistressalexandrashm.deviantart.com/art/Guzma-Body-Pillow-650582567
>>30955298
Looks great! I'm a sucker for pencil shading with ink like that.I just want to lay on him and nap for eternity
>>30955340
glad you like it
>>30955298
Super cute, always glad for some new OC!
Fat
>>30955669
we posting bad now?
I didn't know that Guzma fucking laughs downwards when he's squatting when it zooms up near him
>>30955854
Oh, he does?
I just thought he just looks down for a sec for whatever reason.
had 2 draw him
its him
doodles
>>30957448
I'll never get what's happening in the second last panel. Otherwise nice.
>>30957503
yeah, can anyone explain that please?
I want to write something so drop some guzma lewd fic ideas
>>30957549
plums walking in on guzma jerking it and helping him finish
>>30957503
>>30957531
only taking a guess here but i think moon is stumbling back
Doot
>>30957531
Sauce??
>>30957531
>>30957503He touchin her tiddy
>>30957698
http://saff.tumblr.com/post/154793704035/
>>30957667
coot
>>30957448
it think it's a hand climbing underneath a shirt
>>30954724
Thanks. Blue (Telford) is my pride and joy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqh1I8yFPno
not sure if this has been posted, but i love it!!!
>>30957483
Love to see the grunts and Plumeria too. Nice art!
>>30957922
I want to hug him and comfort him.
>>30958122
dont we all?
>rebattling him post game makes him lose his theme
>could have had some interesting moment where he becomes part of the E4 as a bug user because he was fine with changing the trial system in Alola
>would have made the boss of an organisation relevant in a strange way and not just fucked off forever after the 7th gym/trial like most other leaders
>still uses Ariados
Why did they just give him the short end of the stick?
>>30958270
for the sequel
>>30958270
He's in the battle tree and uses some decent mons, he even gets to mega evolve his pincir, so all's not totally lost. Only other popular charactersand Grimsley?got in, so if ya boy stays popular he might be elevated to the lofty reoccurring character role usually reserved for Cynthia and Red.
>>30958270
Why does everyone complain that he "loses" his theme? The theme literally says "Skull", he's not longer the boss of Team Skull, he's a regular trainer, and I think that's s good development for him
>>30955669
S-sauce...
>>30958464
I just liked the music...
I like sub!Guzma but I'm not sure about the gore and nosebleeds that everyone on tumblr seems to have a boner for
I don't know why, but it makes me happy that the former grunts have actual names.
>>30957549
Strip poker
Guzma accidently (or maybe purposely) impreggnating X a girl of your choosing
Guzma & Nanu spit roasting a girl of your choice
>>30957549
Guzma holding hands with someone. Occasional kissing from one to another.
>>30960231
>Guzma accidently (or maybe purposely) impreggnating X a girl of your choosing
>Guzma & Nanu spit roasting a girl of your choice
I'll keep these two in mind. I'm working on another story right now that's around 2 or more chapters long so don't expect it soon but I'll try to finish that one quicklyand learn how to write vaginal sex
>>30960374
>Golisopod having its own accessories
My heart.
Nanu looks like the type to have a really nice ass
"I suppose I could take you along with me... You want to do that? Come now, with me?"
How many people here were Kukuifags before you realized you got cucked by Burnet
There are still on Tumblr some people who keep telling other that Guzma is 13.
Aside from the ovious fact that suggest he's older, the funny thing is that, as their only source, the provide a screenshot of pokemon dot wikia, the wiki editable by the userbase, as if it was a valid source.
I'm still trying to understand why. It's because the don't want porn of him? What do you think?
>>30960954
>implying we're not a ménage à trois
Kukui gets the dick and pussyWhen will there be a picture of Kukui and Burnet double teaming Guzma?!
"…Guzma, why the hell are you such a goddamned… worthless… fuckup…?"
What would happen if the captains didn't complete the island challange and were rejected from their position as captains then ended up being part of team skull? How would each of them acts as a grunts?
>>30962333
Didn't the trial captain thing come to an after you beated Elite 4? Like didn't Kukui want to renew the system?
How does /guz/ feel about Gladion?
>>30962146
DELETE THIS
>>30962398
kukui just wanted to make Alola great again and so he added the E4 to establish some legitimacy to the system, i don't think he tried to end the trials, there's too few cities in Alola to have gyms anyway
>>30955298
This is so adorable! Thank you! Also, sorry about the depression, and you just need time to get better.
>>30962462
This. He didn't want to end the trials, he just wanted to bring a league to Alola so they matched the other regions and more people would pay attention to Alola's trainers and their strength.
>>30962444
kinda a shitty onii-chan
>>30955315
Oh mama.
>>30962444
Prime for bullying
>>30962462
>>30962488
Oh ok, thanks for clearication.
>>30962444
Kinda shitty at first, but he grew on me in the post game. He's a gud boi. I think people just wanna take the piss outta him because of his edgy design.which I was kinda endeared to when Wicke mentioned Gladion tried to fix his own clothes when Null tore them... he trys so hard damnit, and that's worth something
anyone here wants Guzma to pee on them??
I looked at upcoming official Pokemon plushie selection. I wish they made Golisopod plushie, because I would buy it.
>>30962969
We posting Goliosopod now
Why is everything posted here so out of character?
>>30963527
>>30963540
It's what fujos do
>>30963562
>>30955854
Aww, this is evem more cute!
I thought I was seeing things, at first, but guess he was.
>>30963625
>>30963540
don't worry, I was upset at everyone making him a woobie angstbot or a comfy boyfriend. eventually, you'll get used to it and just jerk off to everything.
>>30960231
I like the impreg oneadult moon
>>30960453
Artist said Golisopod stole it from a Team Galactic member, I think.
when people write guzma/moon fics, do they have to go BTW MOON IS AN ADULT if they have to prevent people having a seizure in the comments or what
>>30960954
I had the hots for him until Guzma appeared.
>>30961353
It's because they're most likely 13, and don't want to admit they have the hots for a man over 18. Then it goes against their rampages on Tumblr when they call everyone a pedophile if they ship characters that they don't like.
>>30963727
Yes. If you don't, it becomes a guide on molesting children if you don't clearly state that she is 18/19/21
>>30963655
>>30963799
>>30963764
I will never understand how some people can get so unironically triggered over fiction.
>>30963540
Fans do what fans want.
I would prefer this over angry fist beating on arm chair, having breakdowns and constant boasting how ya boi is going to beat you up. Sure, he isn't the nicest guy around, but that doesn't mean fans can't explore him with things he likes.
>>30963727
Because if you don't state it, you get a bunch of idiots flock over and spew "PEDOPHILE!" since they can't put two-and-two together. They don't ever stop to think that Moon may possibly be a self-insert (which is mostly the case). They need hand holding.
>>30963853
So what you're saying is, you prefer your headcanon over his actual character?
>>30963836
You and me both, anon.
This artist has a cute style, but their anatomy goes a bit....overboard sometimes.
>>30963861
>>30963764
ugh, but it feels so awkward putting in a reference to the mc's age. it's not like the 11 age thing is that important, basically just done to justify why the main character is a rando kid.
>>30963884
>>30963836
Which reminds me.
Today I read an article about a man who wanted people to stop using escalators because they would harm them (the escalators). Can I nuke this planet, pretty please?
>>30963906
>>30963924
I meanwould you want your foot stuck in an escalator with the only means of escape is by cutting off your foot?
>>30963933
>>30963956
Pretty sure that's only a problem in China.
>>30964001
right.
>>30963878
We are saying that if we only based our discussion/fanworks off things confirmable in game it would be pretty boring to talk about ya boi
Our headcanons are heavily based off post game speculation of how Guzmas character could develop
Stop being such a stick in the mud.
>>30963878
Him liking Tapu Cocoa or being patient with being able to raise a Pokemon like Wimpod is not a head canon, do show that despite being a dick, he does have cute points. And if we are being brutally honest, most of the art you see here and elsewhere is based on people head canons about him. Guzma's actual character gets a boring really quick tbqh.
>>30963969
>>30963924
What next? We won't be able to sit on benches, because people get offended that we harm them by doing so too?
>>30964087
At least we can lie in beds and smell the sad, musky odour left in them.
>>30964131
>tfw you lay in your own sadness
But how long until those are taken away from us too?
>>30964131
I wanted to smell Guzma's musky bed.
I'm just jonesing for a longer fic that either goes through a full redemption arc or explores his character. Porn, sfw, romance, nomance, I don't give a shit. Anyone know a fic like that?
Yo, /guz/.
I just finished up some messyGuzma/Nanu lewd involving butt plugsif you want to check it out! Link in spoiler:http://archiveofourown.org/works/8955463
>SM2
>nanu leaves for int. police stuff
>island kahuna guzma
is this too much to ask for
>>30964342
>was gonna do a fic with buttplug
>this came out
wew, dodge that bullet
>>30964507
Do it, my dude.
>>30964197
Why does his mother have to be there too?
>>30964342
Ayy, thanks! Haven't read anything for awhile, that is going to get fixed now.
>>30964407
>GF: Lol no, Guzma will be on journey with Hala which will referenced by his mom when you visit his house. And that's it.
I'm preparing for the worst just in case.
>>30964563
I'm a loser who thinks everyone would write better than them.
>>30964666
Team Skull confirm3d by Satan
>>30964719
I know that feel. I get past it by reminding myself that there's always someone who will write/draw/whatever better than me. So I'd better get over it and do what I do.
Why is there a photo of Lusamine in the hair salon?
>>30965128
Good question.
>>30965128
you know how some saloons have a picture of a president/celebrity on their wall.
>>30965181
Unless she had her hair styled by them. But I'd think they're the Super Cuts of the Pokémon world, and Lusamine was beyond that.
Some tiny skull kids.
>>30954573
>Asian Guzma
Fits well with the theory that he's from Johto.
>>30954619
Name on, Comfy.
>>30965445
How did I fuck up so badly? The Comfy comment was meant for >>30954624
>>30965466
It better to ignore him than acknowledge him.It's the same old shit everytime: dumblr this and that, fujos are trash, guzma is trash and you should feel like shit for liking him, you guys are trash, tell me guys for 37478578th time what's guzma's appeal, let me post something off topic, how many of you are girls, are there any girls in here, irrevelant discord flaming no one cares for and i'm going to write something baity and see if anyone falls for it etc etc.
I think I have seen everything by now.
would anyone let Faba jack off onto their face
>>30965445
Figured you meant another post, then saw >>30965466
. No worries!
>>30965750
If he can reach it. I dunno if the models used in mmds are exact matches to the ones used in the game, but he looks like a manlet in this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QLwD0um-dA
>>30963893
just put it in the notes instead of in the actual fic
>>30965750
no he is worst boy
>>30965750
Ew.Not judging you, but ew.
>>30964342
G-good
>>30954858
Unf. They drew his thighs nice and thick.
>>30955719
I'll never understand how this absurd art style became so popular on Tumblr.
>>30962444
Cute once you get pass his edginess.
>See the preview page of upcoming hentai comic involving Guzma and Lusamine>On the preview shot were Lusamine rides Guzma, his bare thighs are nicely thick.>Remember that when people do a lot of squats while working out, their leg (muscles) get a bit bigger as well.
Oh.
>>30967834
>not linking us up
C'mon fa m please
>>30965750
YES
>>30968186http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60482697
Post cute Plums.
>>30968485
>>30968485
yo
>>30968485
more for ya
>>30968485
one last one for now
>>30968890
>>30968936
man you posted at the same time as me
>>30968981
hahhaa, good timing
>>30964342my dick
>>30957448
Not sure if different artist, but similar concept
>>30969106
I need more of this.
Chicken-chan is how I would react if I saw Guzma in swim trunks.
>>30969225
There seems to be a recent trend of drawing Guzma tongue-kissing Moon, and she chickens out.
1/2
>>30969276
2/2
>>30969303
And bonus winter! Too adorable.
>>30969276
My headcanon is still that SHE is the one kissing and he is the one getting all red and embarassed.
>>30968485
>>30969323
It's weird, but I like to imagine both scenarios.
And I can't stress enough how happy I am to see Pop'n Music Guzma art. Truely a great specimen!
>>30969106
hadn't seen this bit
is there a continuation?
>>30969473
Original fromhttp://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=60490233&ref=touch_manga_button_thumbnail
>>30968360
Are you sure you linked the right one?that just looks like incest to me, why did I click?
>>30969569
thanks boy
This is the cutest thing ever in existence
>>30962444
wheres the new episode?
>>30969763
That's an edited screenshot.
>>30969779
whats this then?
>>30969644
Yes? It's the one with Lusamine and Lillie on cover. First part is Lusamine x Guzma and next part is Lillie, Aether dudes and Lusanine which I don't care for. I'm not sure if you can view it without the account.
>>30969696
I want to give him headpats
>>30969895
i can only see 4 pages. is there meant to be more?
>>30970072
it's a comic preview, the full doujin is going on sale soon
>>30970115
Was about to say this. It's on sale on 31.12.2016 according to the site they sell it.
>>30969696
its beautiful
>>30970072
Yes. It's 28 pages. That's just a preview.
>>30969828
Not an edited screenshot.
>>30969895
I saw, but I don't see Guzma's thick juicy legs.
I'm an oper in an irc channel and I recently changed my nick to GuzmaPeople have been giving me much less sass lately. This name has power.
>>30971050
Because Guzma's hot and they want ya to root 'em
>>30970950
The second pic. Can't post it because this is a blue board. But you can see from lowest pic a bit of his thighs. Those look big to me, though Lusamine's ass takes half of the page. Though I need the whole comic for better shot. Either way, I like what I see.
>>30971535
My cute sweet bug boy
More bugs where that came from
>>30972951
>2 silvers
inaccurate
height comparison
pokemon adventures according to bulb: >Guzma debuts in the Sun & Moon chapter. He is first seen berating a pair of Grunts after their attempt to skip out on paying Sun for his part-time job ended in their defeat. He orders the Grunts to find Sun so that he can teach him a lesson personally.
>>30954914
10/10 cosplay
>>30972666
This is freaking adorable.
d-d-d-d-dokuro
post yfw
>>30975216
>>30975216
does anyone have that 'i came it was terrifying' picture?
>>30975441
yup
>>30975463
i made a slightly better one
>>30975216
boi
>>30975975
sweet
Why is Tumblr such a cesspool?
http://kinky-ass-fucker.tumblr.com/post/154362264271/tspigots-poor-guzma-ok-im-up-for-daddy
>>30976081
kek
>>30976081
Don't abuse Guzma
>>30976081
>Person explaining in depth why they don't like a kink on the post.
>>30976081
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Yep, that's tumblr. Jesus whatever happen to just not liking stuff? Why go out of your way to try and shame an artist about how they depict a fictional character? I don't like fucking piss porn but I'm not gonna roll through the watersports tag REEEEEE-ing at people who do, fuckin' hell.Goes for the people who REEEE post at us too. It's a big board nigger, you don't have to be here
welp you dirty sluts I have some non-lewd bully for ya, enjoyguzma beating up a douche grunt for being a lil shitter: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8972653
>>30976531
Especially when their blog is littered with really polarizing kinks, including Nanu giving vaginal live birth to Meowths two posts below the one I linked.
>>30976579
YES YES YES!
>>30976081i agree with them but they didnt have to reblog it if they didnt like it
>>30976579
YES. MOAR OF THIS.
>>30976579
all of this
>>30976579
i want him to bully me
>>30977021
Me too. He can beat me. Push me down. Doesn't even have to be sexual. I'd like it lol.
>>30976595
>>30976081
What heck did you just link?
>>30977214
This blog is /d/ material
>>30977021
>>30977042
Being bullied is not as fun as you might think. I can see this guy just utterly destroy you by slamming you on walls, punching repeatedly your body and pull you from your hair with nice nudge while telling you ain't nothing and worth of shit.
>>30977304
It's called a fantasy for a reason anon.
>>30977304
i think its a pretty safe assumption that everyone here has been bullied, anon
honestly if thats the thing you have the most problems with in this place i envy youdont kinkshame
>>30977336
I guess. I just don't get why people might get off from something like that. Then again there is guro, vore, snuff and other fantasies like that people get off from.
>>30977343
>Everyone has been bullied.NEEEEEERDS
I guess, though it's hard to be absolutely sure about that. Not that it really matters as I think most of us don't care who we are. I didn't mean to kinkshame, just wonder why some people might be into getting bullied. But I guess it's just another kink among many other kinks.
>>30977343
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zW1uN0SjKPY
Pic semi-related.
>>30977469
Ha.
The part when the realization gets to him and he starts yelling in fear and terror is my favorite.
>>30957617
I think he's grabbing her bitty tiddies
>>30977578
We posting Guz/Moon now
fic idea: po town gets real fuckin cold in the winter so the grunts all huddle up at night for warmth
one one gets lucky enough to huddle up with guzma
go
>>30977661
>>30977661
>image cap reached
well fuck
can we make the next thread x moon?
>>30977676
pokemon tsun
>>30977746
I would if I wasn't so lazy/new to avoid making the thread myself
>Guzma is 260,000 up from genwun bait
how does this make you feel guys?
>>30977791
What?
NEW THREAD
>>30978058
NEW THREAD
>>30978058
NEW THREAD
>>30978058