Go to http://randompokemon.com/ Generate a pokemon. You have

>Xatu
What an insightful day

>Hitmontop
Neato.

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>>30951536
>literally my favorite pokemon
IT WAS FORTOLD
I take them out for donuts.

>Octillery

Tentacle rape

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Lots and lots of fug.

>>30951536
>kartana

Probably hang out and prank some people

>Torracat

Let him light all the candles in my house, then take a walk outside in the cold with him warming me up. And other cat activities hoping he won't burn my house down

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Im gonna fuck it

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>>30951536

D'aww...

It'd be a pretty pleasant day.

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I guess it'd be a sunny day, followed by eternal happiness.

> Klink

Boy, this really grinds my gears.

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>>30951536
Help

>Herdier
pet the doggo

>Moltres
hot

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>cosmog

>Ponyta
a horse I can't ride because it doesn't trust me enough to have its flames not harm me.

>Altaria
>fluffy snuggle birb
the comfiest day