>become physically fit, healthy, and attractive >perfect

>>30937529
Im both
Fuck you

>>30937529
>become physically fit, healthy, and attractive
This. Pokemon is overrated.

>become physically fit, healthy, and attractive
>PkHex this in a single day

Wow so hard

>>30937529
The first one. What the hell.

I'm working on completing the dex though so nice try if you're trying to get me banned

first one
I already have a living dex and only care about the stats and balltism of my favourites

File: 1476198159118.jpg (109KB, 500x657px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 500x657px

>>30937529
i already look like a sexy model & no one has any idea i play pokemon until i tell them.

my power level is so hidden i catch scrub nerds off guard when i steamroll them

i own several vintage pokemon shirts & most normies think i wear them ironically

i have hatched over 10,000 eggs & pound all my women like a true misogynistic piece of shit +never let them squirm out from under me while i force them to cum over and over

>>30937529
Become fit. I can hack pokemon but I can't hack my body yet.

File: Serena 90279402374023.png (101KB, 317x414px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 317x414px

>>30937529
Maybe I have both already.

File: 1476391830105.jpg (97KB, 639x639px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 639x639px

>>30939398
i do suffer from balltism but only for monsters on my online team - its not hard to pass the correct ball on anymore

the term "balltism" almost doesn't need to be a thing (dream ball is my absolute favorite)

i already have a complete living shiny dex (gen 6) & used to snipe tumblristas for their in game route shinies by giving them bullshit hackmons in return

i am blessed & eternally grateful for my body type/sense of style (American apparel+sweatshop free only)

>>30937529
>I'm already both

>>30937529
The first choice.
I already have a complete living dex and I don't really care about stats and balltism

The first one.

How is this a question?

File: 1471391046285.png (217KB, 529x681px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 529x681px

>become physically fit, healthy, and attractive losing access to your CFW'd 3DS
>maintain your CFW'd 3DS and get a piece of your favorite candy
Choose one.

>>30937529
>Already married, with a boyfriend on the side
Well, I don't need the first, so I guess I'll go for the second.

>>30937529
The first one. I could PKHeX a perfect living Dex if I cared enough.

>>30939539
Second one, easily.

>>30937529
>Fit, Healthy and attractive

If they throw in "Not being a social retard" I would aprecciate it.

>>30939903
No Anon, you will be a polished shit but still shit.