So I just jacked off to Voltorb.
I enjoy its simplicity.
I enjoy the rage that its simplicity elicits in the feeble-minded.
I appreciate the question asked by its very existence: Given that the technology behind the simple Poké Ball is terrifying, what are the implications should this technology take on a life of its own?
But I have to know.
Does this make me a furry?
Or something darker?
>>30928891
You just gave a new meaning to the expression "balltism"
kys furfag
>>30928911
Is this the final form of balltism?
Could the doubles be true?
>>30928891
Congratulations you made me laugh.
>>30929332
that's nice but OP made me worried
>>30928891
this the new Balltism thread eh?
>>30928891
wat
>>30928891
What image did you jack off to?
>>30932054
The one in the OP.
>>30928891
I fapped to garbodor before so you did not fall that deep into degeneracy yet
>>30928891
>>30928914
Is he really a furfag?
I mean voltorbs aren't animals
>>30932352
ballfag
>>30928891
I fapped to Missingno
Get on my level
>>30928891
Ive fapped to Aegislash.
I've never considered myself a furry, but lately I can't help but get off to Giratina transformation fetish fantasies. And it's hot as fuck.
That's not furshit, right?
>>30932425
>giratina
Hot sexy mon, that's fine.
>transformation
Honestly consider suicide.
>>30928891
10/10
>>30932352
>gardevoir doesn't have fur so I'm not a furfag right
>salazzle doesn't have fur so I'm not a furfag right
>voltorb doesn't have fur so I'm not a furfag right
>>30928891
Ball out of 10
>>30928891
Ah yes. The dark and seedy underground that is Voltorb fan-fiction. I know it all too well.
>>30928891
Getting weird tonight. Time to sleep.
>>30932573
The sheer fact that someone actually wants to jerk off to Voltorb, non-anthro, is amazing.
I thank you for your article. However, I am actually a Palestinian killer who was born to kill and although peace probably appeals to peace loving bisexuals limke you and your parents, I happen to be a death dealing blood crased Christ killer who just wakes up every morning hoping for the opportunity to dismember my enemies and defile their civilisation. Palestine will never be a state, at least while Israel has nuclear weapons. I hate Muslims.
Regards,
xxxx
>>30928891
good taste friend
this should be stickied