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>1996, design a fire salamander for kids
>turns into a kick ass dragon and easily the most iconic pokemon behind Pikachu
>2016, design a fire salamander for kids
>turns into furshit complete with autistic smut fic premise
Why is this allowed?
Don't answer that question - it was rhetorical. I know why this was allowed.
We are under attack.
Picture the designer of Salazzle, arrow-slit eyes crossed in delight as pen defiles page. He pleasures himself not just to his own degenerate creation, but also to the collective feelings of acute disappointment from all the boys who discover their cool thieving lizard only evolves into this weird pokemon for girls.
They are too innocent to understand the psychological warfare inflicted upon them. Only when they are older will these confused feelings turn to lizard lust, inevitably ending in the sexual assault of a komodo dragon or an especially saucy monitor.
The designer laughs, because he has accomplished through corruption what was once naturally barred to him - the proliferation of his kind.
But hope is not lost. There is resistance.
By now you've probably noticed the 10/10 variety of waifus. Tall girls, short girls, dark girls, light girls. From MILFs to barelly legal to definitely illegal. Everything a red blooded youth on the cusp of manhood could desire. Why do you think the female protagonist is a chicken girl? This is conversion therapy, a life preserver thrown to those who have strayed.
So post cute poke girls to counteract this slow poison. Post, and know that the future of mankind smiles on you.
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>>30923363
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>>30923363
Machamp. Jynx.
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>>30923363
>but also to the collective feelings of acute disappointment from all the boys who discover their cool thieving lizard only evolves into this weird pokemon for girls.
NSo bAump fGor yEou.
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I know this is bait, but waifumons like Salazzle (as in, it's clear that it was made with autistic neckbeards in mind) truly are cancer. I don't mind the occasional one here and there (especially when autists on /vp/ will waifu-nize everything), but this gen went completely overboard.
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i'd happily do a charizard or a salazzle, really
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Literally 33 pages of Charizard on e621
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Are you even aware of how much Charizard porn there is?
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>>30923408
>people actually think Jynx is furbait
Machoke/Champ is a fair point though
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>>30923363
>Only when they are older will these confused feelings turn to lizard lust, inevitably ending in the sexual assault of a komodo dragon or an especially saucy monitor.
Literally my mom's "Video games make people kill other people" argument.
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>>30923363
>Only when they are older will these confused feelings turn to lizard lust, inevitably ending in the sexual assault of a komodo dragon or an especially saucy monitor.
>especially saucy monitor.
Something tells me OP might be already be a lizard fucker
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Oh Anon, don't you know where you are?
By the way, no (You) for (You).
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>>30923408
Machamp is fine, a Gays can at least consent.
Jinx is actually an educational campaign to teach children to be extremely uncomfortable around black people with blond hair, as they should be.
>>30923466
Yes but Charizard isn't a gateway, or at least the person who first sees Charizard and wants to fuck it is too far gone to begin with.
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>>30923363
>charmander line
>turns into kick ass dragon
>dragon
>charmander
>dragon
LOL
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>>30923363
>cool thieving lizard only evolves into this weird pokemon for girls
>for girls
Gay girls, maybe.
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>>30923610
>Jinx is actually an educational campaign to teach children to be extremely uncomfortable around black people with blond hair, as they should be.
But only the ghetto hairhats, r-right?
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>>30923704
forgot pic
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gfys
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>>30923363
Don't worry OP, unlike these humorless ingrates, I found your post entertaining.
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Cute pokemon girls?
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>>30923363
The worst thing about this pokemon is that GF should've learned the lesson with Vespiqueen 10 fucking years ago!
>>30923722
It's a good start.Now wait until someone with blue eyes is born and send them all to a temperate zone with a diet poor in vitamim D.
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>>30923363
>furshit
>doesnt even have fur
lol
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>>30924680
There's a special type of furry called scalie.
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>>30924974
>type of furry
>no fur
lol
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>>30924662
WE
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>>30923363
Suck
A
Green
Earlobe
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>>30923363
This fucking bait
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>>30923363
Charizard was designed by a woman.
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>>30923590
>"next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done.Now you're my bitch forever."
Fucking Kek!
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Post lewd zard
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>>30923860
I like this kind of post actually, the bad thing is that there are so many bad baits that now i discard a post after reading the first 2 lines if i feel they're bait
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>>30925245
Gamergate officially ruined the internet by making you nerds think you're on the acceptable side of humanity
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